LEVEE-CHAN THREAD #???

keep the energies high through the night lads

The old thread still works?

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/1929/
Scanner.

If dubs the Dam will cause the Big One.

This will fail in the morning when the arrests start.

well fuck…

But, fam, it is tomorrow

What in the fuck is going on?

Not in California fag.

Too much water in droughtland, CA

Wait what's going on

Kek.

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Holy shit calls are all over the place

No looting my ass

Lrn 2 swim

LEARN TO SWIM

LEARN TO SWIM

IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S ALWAYS HAPPENING

HOMES CURRENTLY FLOODING

TWO MORE CHOPPERS INBOUND

Listen to the police scanner. Houses starting to flood in oroville.

From the broacastify.

Is this not the most retarded thing?

checked

LEARN TO SWIM

LEARN TO SWIM

Why?

what's the latest?

Game over.
Houses getting flooded.

This is what you deserve you stupid fucking bitch

I mean I'd be looting and listening but niggers are stupid.

Shouldn't things of that nature be encrypted? Sensitive things could be talked about over police radio.

LEARN TO SWIM

LEARN TO SWIM

LEARN TO SWIM

I hear the full names of robbery/DUI/etc suspects every day on the police scanner. It's wild. Long story short don't even get pulled over or some creep like me might be listening when they announce your full name, license plate and license number over the radio.

Oh man I'm excited!

LEARN TO SWIM

LEARN TO SWIM

Was Trump the only candidate to speak of our country's failing infrastructure? Because this really feels like an "I told you so" moment.

LEARN TO SWIM

LEARN TO SURF

parks.ca.gov/?page_id=29411

THEY'RE LEARNING TO SWIM

A nice orderly yuba city evacuation

LEARN TO SWIM

really is a bonding point between two ideologies tbh

NO FLOODING ON YARD STREET AT THE MOMENT

There have been so many. He's truly omnipotent.

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Ha they're blaming climate change, I knew it.

LEARN TO SWIM

It's too dark but tune into this a dawn.

http:// www . parks .ca.gov/?page_id=29411

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LEARN TO SWIM

NEVER ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY WHEN THERE ARE GHOSTS TO BLAME

So has trump sent help? I hate CA but he will be crucified after he stopped down south after a disaster during campaigning.

Yes.

H-heil'd mein fuhrer

thanks for deleting the actually good thread faggot mods. guess we'll just have shitposts instead

Emergency spillway collapsing and eroding surrounding earth crazy, have to route water elsewhere but dam will overflow in several hours. Possible dam collapse. The flood comes.

Democratic asshole wants to divert trump wall funds to spillway….why didn't he do that in 2008?

THIS IS JUST WHAT IT WAS LIKE ON THE DEEP WATER HORIZON BEFORE SHE EXPLODED

fucking media think we're stupid. i predicted that shit 2 days ago.

you got a source? we might have to meme them back to stupidity.

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Die Flut Kommt!

So the dems DO want to build a wall!

Yes.
LEARN TO SWIM

I knew it.

I still don't get the full scope of this,
how is this super important again?

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND LEARN TO SWIM

ANOTHER FALSE FLAG

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Tlaloc will punish CA on Monday for not accepting enough of his children.

A case in point of the US needing to spend on infrastructure.

So what should I be looking at

On one hand, why should he? CA is a sanctuary state, user. It's filled with traitors. Let them die until they get their shit together.

The dubs follow from thread to thread. Kek agrees. Shit will hit the fan.

PRAISE AZTEC MAN
PRAISE NOSE MERCHANT

A manmade dam is about to break…. MUH GLOBAL WARMING

Trips too two to me.

The San Andreas fault is a slip-strike fault line. On that particular fault the two plates are sliding against one another in opposing directions, as opposed to subduction zones where one plate goes beneath the other. It's also on land. Tsunamis are generated from the displacement of water, which could only be caused in a San Andreas quake if it caused an underwater landslide, even then the resulting tsunami would be very small. The San Andreas fault also won't create immense fissures like that in the earth, you can look at the fault on maps and see it builds mounds as the plates collide. Even in a Great Quake you won't see miles deep fissures if any.

Now, the Ventura fault? That'll get you your tsunami.

GREAT NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH BEANER GODS TOO

if the Dam breaks it will destroy the city of Oroville, at least.

Pray to the great Quetzalcoatl for protection

user what have you brought apon us

IMPRESSIVE DIGITS user

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Trips now? CA is so fucked.

Ghosts don't float. I want bodies.

Jerry Brown declares he will "bolster" efforts.

WHOO HOO WE'RE SAVED!

gods are gods tbh

Oroville = Liberal shithole

nothing of value will be lost.

LEARN TO SWIM

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Hey, trump could hold CA politicians accountable. He could charge them with man slaughter.

> In Roman mythology, Volturnus was a god of the Tiber, and may have been the god of all rivers.

And people are people too, right?

Beaner gods are still ancient gods, user. Remember that they're all making a comeback nowadays.

THIS IS SIGNIFICANT YOU FAGGOTS

Liberals should be happy. The wall holding back all that water is clearly racist. We are a nation of wetbacks

CA WILL NOT SEE VALENTINES DAY.
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Will the 9th Circuit court get washed away?

And what would the gods and goddesses of your ancestors have to say when they discovered you so quickly turned to the gods of another people?

#ElementalDiversity

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heh

What possessed the artist to tip that bowl of water over? Why is there so much water flooding away?

Memes work in mysterious ways.

Digits point to yes.

kɛtsɑːlˈkoʊɑːtəl

Trump won Oroville, do you have any idea what you are talking about?

Neat

what are you, a muslim or something

all except the homo roman/greek ones

update?

Why are you suprised

Learn 2 swim plz.

LEARN TO SWIM!!!

IDS HABBENING YU GANNOD STOB ID ID HAZUNT EVUN BEGUN

Never said that brosephus.

Hmm.

Are you a god?

Scanners say people are falling sick left and right. That's really it. Oh, and no flooding, it's all prank calls.

Lurk more retard.

Mike Pence confirmed to be Zeus.
My apologies, Vice President Zeus.

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On automatic reels from last thread:

Tbh, I never saw how they were any worse than trotlines/juglines.

Because
Which mean there goes federal funding, which won't cover their asses in cases such as this

At any rate, leftist papers are going damage control on it, saying, "there's no big deal, there's nothing to be afraid of," in typical commie fashion

You've got the wrong idea. I'm not bowing in worship to them, I'm just saying any advanced ancient civilization's gods are better than (((((yahweh))))).

I'm actually comfortably 22 miles above the dam

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prank calls?

who the fuck is on the scanner

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The Democratic rep interviewed was already whoring himself out for Federal funds to fix the dam that he didn't fix over the past decade he was in Congress. Ya gotta love Democrats.

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I'm with you. I just worry when people so quickly hail myriad gods their ancestors never knew. That can't be alright, you know?

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ayy lmaofag pls go back

Didn't know the water was salt water.

i was never there. I don't live in Oroville

hail destruction

LEARN TO SWIM

Seattle user here… When is the cali earthquake?

SOON

Quetzalcoatl was depicted as a human as a bearded white man, with blue eyes.

mummy

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Very soon, Kek has fortold it with many repeating digits.

Like all of the old gods.
They were all described as white.

Not soon enough.

There was an eclipse recently, coincidence?

it's pottery, really

ayyyyy

Tay Trips.

Then you have to ask whether 'white' was white as in pure, white as in skin tone, white as in emitted a bright light, white as in kind as opposed to dark or evil and so on. Just because old texts or hieroglyphs claim a god was "white" doesn't mean it signaled their ethnicity.

I don't know, Kek has done more in 3 years than the semitic god my ancestors have worshipped for a millennia.

It's fucking happening. Holy shit actual SHTF scenario, fucking CA it had to be.

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Please tell me this doesn't mean that Tay is lost forever.

Don't forget, the slipway has nothing to do with the dam! Its only a 30 foot wall of water if the slipway fails!

Hey, trump could hold CA politicians accountable. He could charge them with man slaughter.

when they also have blue eyes and a beard they do mean white ethnicity

Piss in the river.

seems to load for me, I think the thumbnail just corrupted for some reason

It works for me, just click it.

lol its sad we accept the opposite of what the (((news))) says here.

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And absolutely pay no attention the mountain sheering erosion going on next to the spill way that is cleaving a path right to the foot of the dam!

==Will trump postpone his weekend date with Abe-kun to visit the area? Will he bring pm-chan along?

Checked.

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anymore on ground footage? can't seem to find any on jewtube.

Better question is what are the Dam's workers still doing there?

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Abe is already back in japan,

after two days of very productive talks, Prime Minister Abe is heading back to Japan. - President Trump 2017

Or perhaps your cognitive bias has convinced you that Kek did the things you were working toward and hoping for in much the same manner christians believe jesus healed them as opposed to the doctor who gave them medicine or surgery.

user blue eyes occur in other ethnicities, they're just uncommon colors. If any person has a mutation in their MC1R protein they are a ginger. This is rare, but can occur in hispanics. Perhaps cobblestones was a ginger hispanic snake bird.

hope you can read underwater cali

Spaceniggers get off my board reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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The emergency spillway has stopped, but the problem is the regular still was has a fucking hole in it.
The reporter sounds scared.

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Where are the fucking mods?

periscope.tv/w/1mnxeVBBNqWKX?q=oroville

Got a stream?

I'm still waiting for the day that aliens contact Earth via imageboards.

LIVE COVERAGE

periscope.tv/w/1OwxWPBZzXmKQ?q=oroville

Fuck this weekend flew by. I'm retarded.

Are they purposely botching the evacuations to kill more people to harm trump?

Yes, police get a flooding call, they go check it out, and they report back that there is no flooding. The residents tell the cops they didn't call them. Prank call.

Africa is all dried up

Cali is starting to flood,

What if we made cali a country of africa to balance it out?

user got my pun

Are you, user? ARE YOU?

top kek

I heard if it breaks or posible the current rate it is leaking is 100k cfs (Cubic feet per sec) of water pouring out.

To put that in perspective, I have done calculations for a 100 year storm for over 10-20 acres and I get around 20-40 cfs depending on the area and other stuff but 100k cfs? They are fucked.

Where are the fucking mods?

n-no I'm not an alien, user

Fucking spaceposters.

INTERDASTING

Anyone have any bets when the damn bursts? It's a foregone conclusion considering they evacuated yuba right after they got the engineer helicopters over the hole. I assume it's close to or at the foundation of the damn at this point.

probably covering for sidf posters, the moon-coons.

Fucking PNGposters

NASANIGGERS LEAVE

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It's really not. Probably panic attacks from flood worries.

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It's not leaking at 100k CFS it's a controlled drain. They have drained at 130k CFS before without issue aside from minor flooding in 1997. The problem isn't a leak, it's the damage done to the structure and the erosion that's come from how much water they've had to push through. They have to try to stop the erosion somehow and also release pressure to save the dam. Hence their genius plan of dropping rocks.

false.
Radiation sickness.

you're lucky you got dubs, xenofag

Dam is about to blow due to extreme erosion …

GET READY Holla Forums

LEARN TO SWIM

Radiation sickness? u wot?
AYY LMAOS ARE NUKING THE DAM FROM ORBIT
FUCKING SPACEPOSTERS

The rain tomorrow could put it over the top. Get your jiffy-pop ready.

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

Stop being racist against them,
We should start accepting their existence

People are saying it won't blow.
Kek w-wouldn't lie, right Holla Forums?

PROOFS?

A NIGGER COP???

SWAT is already blocking highways in Marysville, a major transition/connector town.

WEW lad. Frankly I feel a little bit too close to the action tho im above the Dam. There are refugees at the fairgrounds. I may peace out to Oregon for a while.

GAS THE AYYS, SPACE WAR NOW

Who approved that order, was that the commander in chief?

fuck off spacekike

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I used to live in a town where a guy did just that kek.

He posted EVERYTHING on his website, translated into text idk where the fuck he got the time for that.

Ground control to Major Tom your circuits dead, there's something wrong, can you hear me Major Tom?
CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM?

Mom's gunna fix it all soon.
LEARN TO SWIM

user stop, I can only get so erect

Are these the same people who just evacuated a few hundred thousand civillians?

IDK, let's find out you nonwhite, non-Trump capitalizing nigger
reported

You stupid fuck, you don't capitalize Trump but you capitalize dam. You're going back, taconigger

Gas all xenos, the galaxy is rightful white human clay.

Trump should hit CA's politicians with charges of man slaughter/wreckless endangerment if people die.

IF YOU COME ACROSS ANY CORPSES AFTER THE DAM BREAKS, REMEMBER TO CHECK THEM FOR GOLD TEETH

Periscope stream says nothing is spilling over rn

The jew just doesn't want goyim to panic and steal his shekels.

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youtube.com/watch?v=D7ErpFBO7RI&list=RDD7ErpFBO7RI

Trump will be presidential, and Californians will be forced to bend the knee.

THE SPACEPOSTERS AREN'T SENDING THEIR BEST. THEY'RE SENDING MURDERERS, RAPISTS, AND SOME, I ASSUME ARE GOOD PEOPLE.

(checked)
STOP.
MY PENIS

CHECK THE SCANNER, LEVI FLOWING OVER

Well its water, so there will always be erosion since its moving water. But I guess California never bothers fixing the dam thing. For fixing it or slowing even the flow, maybe they can try to divert if its possible but other than that I have no idea. Dont even know if its possible to cast concrete with water? They could try to fill it up with sand temperoaraly?

OH FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

WEW

OH SHIT FUCK IT'S HAPPENING CUCKICOMMUNISTFORNIA FUCKING ERASED FROM THE FACE OF THE PLANET

they're not saying anything about this on the scanner…

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Trips say so, but the livestream says no.

IT'S OVER

UH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Police scanner says 1st levy is overflown

Probably as I sleep so I miss it the event. If anything happens, I'm undecided which section would fall first.

The scanner was saying something about one mile pond. Looks like it's a pond in the oroville wildlife area.

I can hear sirens

TRIPS CONFIRM
LEARN TO SWIM, SACRAMENTO

what a qt

SMOKE 'EM YOU GOT 'EM GOYS

The avalanche has begun, its too late for the pebbles to vote
- Kosh

LEARN TO SWIM, SAN FRANCISCO

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Deal is done

trips confirm

AYYYYYYYYYY NIGGERS
FUCK YOU CALI-CUCKS
TIME FOR KALI-YUGA

ONLY GOOD AYY IS A DEAD AYY

IT'S HAPPENING NIGS

DUBS CHECKING IN

I'm tired. I'm going to bed. You people shouldn't be taking pleasure in thousands of Trump voters drowning to death. There's something wrong with your brains.

ALL HANDS ON DECK, DAMN THE TORPEDOES

[BEAN AND CUCK SOUP INTENSIFIES]

LEARN TO SWIM

𝕃𝔼𝔸ℝℕ 𝕋𝕆 𝕊𝕎𝕀𝕄

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something happening?

Here is my rarest pepe from a devout pepe worshipper whom had a graven image made in his kekiness

Is it time for removal?

Trump voters will leave, it will be the nigs floating face down in the water tomorrow.

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Just went to bed what did I miss? Is the levee flooding the town?

Hownu.ru

If you voted for TRUMP/PENCE Kek will save you

IT IS ALWAYS TIME FOR REMOVAL, user

AYY POSTING CONFIRMED

the fuck did i just listen to?

WORST DAM COLLAPSES IN THE WORLD

THIS COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED!!

IT'S OUT OF CONTROL!!!

thanks obama!

As a commiefornian living nowhere near that levee, words cannot even begin to describe my smugness.

LEARN TO SWIM FAM AHAHAHAHAHA

Top 3 ED's of all time. So fucking catchy.

FLUID SITUATION

YOU COULD HAVE LISTENED
YOU DIDN'T STOP IT
IT'S HAPPENING

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I'm listening to the radio but are there any streams? I wanna see carnage. This is so exciting!

You tell 'em Bradford

It's almost midnight. You ain't gonna see shit.

But here's a link to the oroville dam live webcam:

parks.ca.gov/?page_id=29411

Trump voters knew about the dam 2 days ago and decided on a 3 day weekend.

Earthquake likely.

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Take my rarest pepe, kek from my very own rainy city. Take the aquatic powers in this stone statue and make it rain.

Wrong, Thule is populated by benevolent hyperboreans.

KEK accepts your offering.

LEARN TO SWIM

THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

YOU'D BETTER LEARN TO SWIM

perfect time to make some communists
LEARN TO SWIM

LEARN TO SWIM

LEARN TO SWIM

$${fancy LEARN TO SWIM}$$

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That's not very fancy.

livestream back on

Reporter: It's Happening!

I don't care who they voted for. they stayed on unstable clay in the most degenerate state since weimar germany.
You deserve it, reminds me a lot of well, Lot who stayed in Sodom and was fated to become a pillar, a monolith for the coming desolation.

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$$fancy$$

yet.

I guess nobody but the ayys are dumb enough to be there in person. Thanks for the link!

$${\fancy God dammit}$$

Nope

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Take it to /test/, faggot.

He said bad soil erosion. Now he's just going on as normal. Guess it's not bad or he's sleepy.

NEVER

sacrifice your tendies for kek, and above all:
BELIEVE

Your ID is 420. You're high.

Shots fired on the police scanner? Something like a minivan with shot out windows.

ｎｅｗｆａｇｓ ｃａｎ'ｔ ｆａｎｃｙｔｅｘｔ
ɴᴇᴡᴈᴀɢᴤ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴜʟᴇᴛᴇᴥᴛ

White suburban.

Static.

They've been looking for that one for a few hours now.

KRCR
ABOUT AND HOUR
HEAD EAST OR NORTH

OH SHIT THE GUY SAID ITS GONNA HAPPEN IN ABOUT AN HOUR!!!

Thought he said white suburban, two shots fired out the windows.

ONE HOUR REMAINS. USE YOUR TIME WISELY

∫∫–éå®ñ †ø §∑îΩΩ

Guest guy dropping red pills in here.

NOOOOOOO!
MY OATHS!

Thread theme

THERE IS NO CONTROL

[fancy]Newfags can fancy[/fancy]

Oh no, you must be mistaken! California has very strict gun control laws so there is no way these innocent choir boys managed to get firearms! :^) Is the white suburban related to those dindus trying to break into that woman's house just now? Or do we have two separate loot crews?

ITS GONNA HAPPEN IN ONE HOUR

multi crews

Wat

THERE IS NO CONTROL
UNDER MAINTAINED
UNDERMANNED

Dingus

Your oaths to steven moneyjew are VOID

ᴛᴏᴘ ᴋᴇᴋ ɢᴏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴜᴄᴋᴄʜᴀɴ

A LOCAL RESIDENT IN OROVILLE IS REPORTING THAT THEIR HOUSE IS BEGINNING TO FILL WITH WATER AND THEY ARE TRYING TO CLIMB TO THE ROOFTOP

Abandon house.

DUBS CONFIRM

Someone tell him he needs to learn to swim!

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TIME TO MEME REPSPONSIBLY
SAVE THE RESIDENTS

None of the styleguides have been updated. Sue me.

I hope it seeps into the earth and causes an earthquake.

FUCK THAT, BETTER DEAD THAN RED

Damn everyone's going all out and mad on the news channel, including the interviewee.
Also the interviewer sounds like Peter Griffin.

it begins

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have we started the flooding?

at least you got dubs

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Link to news stream pls

link to stream?

DEHUM҉ANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

OOGA BOOGA BOOGA WHERE THE LIVE STREAMS AT

livestream.com/KRCR/events/3724366

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>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/suicide/
>>>/hell/

The water rises!

makes sense

was getting double dubs part of the plan?

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Where is the rachposter at? Kinda want him to see all his pozz buddies drown in oroville dam semen.

Kek.

https ://livestream.com/KRCR/events/3724366

If this one goes down or "we'll be back" just wait, they usually come back in 5.

Trips are the ultimate argument, tbh

fucking spellcheck not knowing the names of deities.

GET 'EM TIDDALICK!

The Trump curse wills it.

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Thanks fam

holy fucking shit

You heard ҉t҉he҉҉ ma҉n, sue҉ him

Yes, the water rises!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Hey that stream isnt showing anything nor is the chat updating. What gives?

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BUCKLE
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OUT

That's a replay, shit's hours old.

It's working for me.

San Andre ass fault line earthquake.

It's working for me, probably no script.

No shit?

Is it happening?

Emergency Spillway FAILS.

Yep

Try temporarily disabling NoScript?

Alright for some reason remaking a tab and posting that did it.

Fake news? Or is he an idiot?

meant for
And yes the livestream is a replay

Some one left food in the oven while evacuating

RIP FAMILY DINNER

IMPLYING I HAVE THE TIME OR AUTISM TO FUCK WITH ASCII SHIT

Should be enough time to
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Shit, he's right. Livestream is a replay, guys

THERE IS A POSSIBILITY OF A STRUCTURE BREATH IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES!!!

This link shows water floing
y outube.com/watch?v=NanEPQYZ5XU

𝓚𝓔𝓚

Lol that one guy going back. He will be pissed once he finds out.

*BREACH

Breech

Good night Holla Forums hopefully it blows up by the time I wake up.

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more like invetiability.

HOLY FUCK SOUTH SACRAMENTO IS BEING EVACUATED???

*inevitability

says who

Good luck evacuating a million people, stupid liberal fucks.

(checked)
This cuck:
livestream.com/KRCR/events/3724366

DROWN THE BROWN BASED POSEIDΩΝ

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GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN

Is sum people gawnna die tonight, massa?

Sorry fam, this is an old stream

THIS BEANER FLOATS
periscope.tv/w/1zqJVbvgBQWJB

It's a replay.

Checked and wasted

This isn't fucking live… It's broad daylight.

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With quads like you must be right.

OROVILLE DAM CAM:
youtube.com/watch?v=NanEPQYZ5XU

OTHER DAM CAM:
youtube.com/watch?v=hSaAE6MbKE0

EMERGENCY OP CENTER:
youtube.com/watch?v=CJVG0z1g6Eo

Honestly though all these are kinda lame

FOX NEWS RECORDING MASS LOOTING

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Ay what's Anglin doing there

Needs Moar redtext tbh lad

SAM HYDE IN 30 MINUTES

fuck hes ugly

Fuck off /hwndu/ right back to 4chan

Here's some fag talking about it:
youtube.com/watch?v=1yf_dUX-Tz4

lmao police scanner had a woman report she left the oven on when she evacuated.

Holy shit it looks like the Dam failed

Adios, California, adios.

So do we have a current stream if the KRCR is a replay?

It looks like that to me too. I'm rewinding now to try to figure out wtf is happening.

LEARN TO SWIM, COMMUNIST FAGGOTS

Update: Rewound all the way back, still not sure whats happening

it's a vid loop

Wow, I should probably go to bed.
Thanks, user.

The Golden Don's curse is affecting entire regions now.

So is this entire lake going to relocate? It looks pretty big. Also, isn't that a source of drinking water??

Looks like I'll see you all in Arizona Bay.

Fox is doing a video
yo utube.com/watch?v=AT0NrQzhI6Y

Doesn't standing water attract frogs?

That's not trips unless it's the last 3 numbers. Doesn't count if the last one is different.
Lurk more 4cuck.

Yup

Is that footage live from the CHP plane? It looks like artificial illumination

kek, this year keeps getting better.

They want us to join up with the ayyyys

Yeah, they are getting the moving truck right this minute.

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Holy shit, that spillway is FUCKED

Fox News caller reporting two instances of looting at "Kwik-E-Mart type places"

Let no kike rat survive. Praise Kek.

Maybe not, look at the upper right corner. There's a clock that says 10:00:00

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Just imagine the riots when the earthquake finally happens.

It's midnight in California I think, not American so most footage would be from hours ago.

IT'S OVER ANAKIN

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

let it pour

NUFFIN HAPPNIN YET

Comfy Californian here, you are correct.

This would be an amazing time for terrorists to explode the dam and really do some damage.

consider me jelly

NO

Californians are praying now, okay this is bad.

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Time for Trump to access the false flag programs.

They have forsaken their gods to live their lives in degeneracy. They won't escape what's coming for them.

good luck trying to blow up a wall of dirt, let erosion do its thing.

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…no?

everything's more than alright, a bunch of communist faggots are in danger

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If you set charges in the right places, that "little" bit of water turns into all of it…at once.

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(((Can't let the dam burst on live tv now can we?)))

But now they're talking about the atomic beam flashlight!

Receive data. 88 player volume and system volume.

Too dark, copters are landed and on standby awaiting a situation where they are needed.

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My pouchling.

will there be any more good news this week apart from this?

We got at least 3 servings of Spicy this week, nigga.

pls make it extra spicy.

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Nvm for some reason read a negative instead of good. Time for bed.

G'night user

Sleep tight.

Fuck yeah gimme some

Sean "you should have fixed the dam" Spicer

Sean "liberal tears caused the flooding" Spicer

TRUMP CURSE
ENTIRE STATE TRIES TO DEFY TRUMP AND PAYS THE PRICE

These look less like spell sigils and more like bosses from Warning Forever.

If the dam breaks, this is what will result.
please break…

Whats up with the butts in cali?

fag state/?

m8 American naming is something else.

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Pretty weird coincidence that I started listening to my old Tool tracks yesterday.

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say what you want about tool but this song is fanfuckingtastic

Either way the waters will claim the source of corruption.

Most butts appear to stay dry however.

was for

covering the butts in kek's semen is gay, he wouldn't do such a gay

A butte is a mountain with a flat plateau on top of it.

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We're not much better, fam…

They must get it from us.

Uh huh huh, butte.

Butte is also pronounced "b-you-t" or "beaut" so there's that

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I've seen enough of those around california.

It's not going down tonight. Pic related. Water isn't even flowing over the emergency spillway anymore.

But, as for the rest of the season, who knows? There's a lot of snow up in those mountains. And the only way it can get to the ocean is over that broken spillway.

Time to start goreposting.

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UKRAINIAN TANKS RESPONSIBLE FOR POSSIBLE STRUCTURE BREAK

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LEARN TO SWIM

EXTREMELY RARE PEPE

I think'll break this week after all the rain.

if dubs, some user will go to those mountains with the snow on it, cause an avalanche, that will cause the dam to break

DOGS DIDN'T EVOLVE THERE TO BE MANS BEST FRIEND

I expect it to happen by the end of this week, though. There's more rain on the way and it was such a risk tonight they're evacuating the towns.

LEARN TO SWIM

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What's a mesa then?

What the fuck happened to those multiple victims?

reroll

Fuck off Jar Jar Binks.

heh I think california needs some TP for its butte

kek what did I miss?

LEARN TO SWIM

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bigger butte

Basically just a bigger butte. Buttes are shaped like cylinders while mesas are shaped like boxes; rule of thumb is that if the top is wider than the protrusion is high then it's a mesa and if not then it's a butte.

ops
>>>/baphomet/122603

Holla Forums AND KEK ARE UNLEASHING THE APOCALYPSE
WHAT FORM WILL THE NEXT RIDER TAKE TO REVEAL THEMSELVES?

LEARN TO SWIM

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next is famine, then death.

DID THE DAM FAIL YET??

The emergency spillway isn't flowing because they doubled the amount of water flowing down the primary spillway which, last I saw, was a fucking disaster.

I know that but the associated events have not occurred yet and a meme figure has not arisen as the rider.
The first rider pestilence with ebola and zika, also relateed to conquest or invasion from other countries is represent by Ebola chan

The second rider, war, civil war, uprisings and conflict, Bloodshed and battle. We have seen this with migrant riots, feral black gangs, terrorist attacks and antifa traitors with the US in talk of a civil war at times, is represent by Bane.

The next riders are not here yet but they will be soon, they will be called by our memes and will take the form of a very powerful meme manifested in reality.

Nope

and it wont

HOLY FUCK!!!! A LOCAL RESIDENT IN OROVILLE IS REPORTING THAT THEIR HOUSE IS BEGINNING TO FILL WITH WATER AND THEY ARE TRYING TO CLIMB TO THE ROOFTOP

The JUDE has you wrapped around their little finger with belief system, good GOY. Tell me exactly when did the JUDE win you heart and mind???

from the scanner?

Do you turn the other cheek when they defraud you too??

LEARN TO SWIM

it will, faggot
kys

goreposting only attracts edgy cuckchanners, dipshit

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two gun shots reported on scanner, niggers are looting houses.

I'm talking about meme magic what the fuck are you talking about.

You sound like leftypol larping as Holla Forums
also

He'd work well but i have a feeling something else is going to happen.

Learn to Swim

kindly go back to tumblr or 4chan

I remember this movie. At the end, frogs shadilay and the dam goes down.

BLACK HOLE SUN WON'T YOU COME AND WASH AWAY THE RAIN.

It's happening, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Learn to swim

MEME HER BACK

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Protagonist was a race-mixer can't really blame him though.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on whats going on here

Yeah, I don't know who or what they will be, but I feel like moonman might be death, his solutions are usually rather final

says the increasingly nervous Californian for the seventeenth time this hour

MESS WITH KEKS DIE LIKE THE REST

Water go splash splash, go off spill way that's damaged, dam may be overwhelmed.

Cali lied, people are going to die.

it's a catastrophe of unimaginable proportions

it's a shitposting fest rarely seen before in human history

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MEME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
They knew about the structural weakness since 2013 and did nothing about it because 'dey needed 'dat munny 'fo 'dem p'ogr'ms

Apparently the plan is to lower the level by 15 or 50 feet. If we assume 15 feet, they need to get rid of about 225957 acre-feet of water, or 9842686920 Cubic-feet.
With 100K cfs going over the spillway, and using the conservative estimate of 40K cfs inflow, the net drain is 60K cfs.
Draining the lake 15 feet will take atleast 45 hours at 100K cfs and will totally shrek the service spillway.

Is she on drugs, tired, or autistic?

As our GOD Emperor Trump stated over and over and over on the deaf dumb ears of Californians Americans infrastructure is falling apart.

Now Californians are going to die in record numbers over the next four years for forsaking our Emperor and those left living, we'll deport them.

LEARN TO SWIM
DINDU N'IN
FAGS IN BINS
WE WILL WIN

ONE FUCKING JOB

LEARN TO SWIM

Imagine instead of the ocean its the dam and instead of asians its niggers

LEARN TO SWIM

Deep behind enemy lines, in our time of need, we look to our comrades and see them relishing in our destruction. Such good goy they are, so ready and willing to sacrifice their own. And as the goy cheer the destruction of their brethren and all of their farmlands, the government will take control of the lands, and replant them with GMO seeds.
Those conservative farmer goy were the last thorn in California's side.

Use bodies of deportables to fill the eroded area.

You're a necessary sacrifice tbh

Suck up the pain and accept your fate

Conservative farmers aren't the ones sustaining all the illegal shitbags in commiefornia.

CHECKED
LET IT FLOW

I can imagine that spillway will suddenly fail under the load. What are the options left should that happen?

When the civil war breaks out, the cities will be quarantined and cut off from the supplies they need to survive. Then you'll see Famine. Either that, or this shit really breaks and we get to see people starve on live TV.

Don't get my hopes up user

It's already happening, look at Venezuela.

The soil will be eroded from the base of the dam, complete failure.

And we will witness it,

with great success.

Anyways, you guys are fuckin' traitors, plain and simple. You're fracturing your own movement, but hey, I guess that kind of shit is to be expected from those who worship a god of chaos. Saying goodbye to Holla Forums, you traitorous cocksuckers. Don't expect any sympathy when the kikes come for you next, goy.

I will bet 500 Quatloos the grim reaper will walk through-out California before Wednesday

If the spillway gets too damaged they might have to shut it down. I think they will check during the night and early morning to see how it holds up.
Now that the emergency spillway is not being used anymore, they might try and patch it up a bit. They also poured concrete near it's base about 12 hours before it was used for the first time.
I don't really think that the normal spillway can be repaired in 2 days time, that's a big hole. for U.
Note that the level rising 10 or 20 feet in a day is quite common, see plots 1 and 2.
3rd plot is the inflow for the 2nd plot.

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More like say goodbye to the world fucker
LEARN TO SWIM

It represents the area this is happening in perfectly.
m8 I know the state, I moved out of California earlier this year because I kept having earthquake dreams that ended with the sky opening up and all these mindfuck-tier angels imprinting random dates into my mind, and during one of these dreams, I was awakened by an earthquake - the June 10 Borrego Springs quake last year. It was oddly similar to the store I read about the Holla Forumsirgin who was visited by paul the apostle shortly before ISIS took all the land surrounding Damascus.
Let me guess, you came here from TRS, reddit, or cuckchan earlier this year? You won't be missed.
How does the movement benefit from Californian-acceptance, most of us have realized the the state has failed, and that the sooner it collapses the better off we all are.

I've realized it's going to happen before august of 2017, earthquake, and potentially another fukushima if that plant near pendleton doesn't get their fuel rods taken out quick as hell. They are just stagnating over a reaction right now.

technically last year, moved out in August.

If you were white you wouldn't be worried, white people can swim. Only the turds will get flushed. Guess you're fucked, huh? :^]

LEARN TO SWIM=

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This should be interesting. Thanks for sharing those figures.

r/ing old news stories or other material about this.

LEARN TO SWIM

It's not LA alone constantly voting dems and more no-funz legislation.

PRAISE KEK

SO MANY WILL DIE

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Checking for those good ayys m8

The dreams are frightening, user. I have had all but confirmation of the supernatural thanks to my dreams, but at the end of the day they're still just a bunch of dreams. However, now many anons have started to talk about having potent dreams.

The one memetic nightmare I've had over and over again is the great flood. Giant storms flooding the world over and over again with waves the size of buildings. Many times I've 'woken up' to find the world flooded to inches below my bedroom window ten stories up in the air. Eventually the flood turned into impossibly large tidal waves and tsunamis that would wipe out all in their path and sweep me along with them unharmed. I'd watch one wave a mile high approach from the horizon in half a second flat, and feel an immense surge of relief come over me followed by me blissfully and harmlessly being carried along by the wave in a black void of water and a vague disappointed feeling of "this is it?"

Learn to swim, indeed.

Look at where the waterstream is going. Barely any non-cucked white person will be implicated in this.
It's the epitome of the Trump curse, and the utmost ironic one because just months ago Trump said the US has a third world infrastructure.

Shit better not pop off while I'm away from the computer. I'll be upset.

You know, the phrase "you're here forever" doesn't necessarily mean you will visit this website forever.

There's a far more spiritual connotation and implication…

The darkness that has overtaken Sam Hyde is a perfect example of this. The past six months he's been looking into pizzagate-tier stuff, and its taken a noticeable toll on him. There's a real darkness about him now and a hard look in his eye.

Reminder that the Mosul dam was hastily built on a foundation of fucking GYPSUM and is only ~18 years younger than the Oroville dam and has been the focus of fighting in a war torn country for roughly three years and hasn't failed yet.
That's not to sing the praises of the Mosul dam - thing's basically a ticking time bomb. But it just goes to show how truly fucked and backwards we are when it comes to infrastructure. Drastic action is desperately needed.

LEARN TO SWIM

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Example? I haven't seen him in a while

"LEARN TO SWIM"

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Oh sweet, get us some sick aerial footage, why don'cha?

Some minds have such a sound model of reality they readily express likely potential outcomes. Perhaps your dreams are more than they appear.

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Here's some more. If we get a situation where the regular spillway cannot be used anymore things get really interesting. So far we may have had 5000-8000 cfs going over the emergency spillway. This corresponds to a level about 1.5-2 feet above the weir. (the concrete barrier, see pic).
Now with the normal spillway shut down, to get rid of an inflow of 50K cfs, the water height above the weir will need to be about 6-7 feet, so a reservoir elevation of 907-908.
Now if have a full reservoir, and something like plot related happens you will have a flow of 100K cfs for multiple days. To get this flow over the weir you need a head of about 10-11 feet
At this point it might start to overflow at other places. There is a small dam at miners creek, but I can't find it's height at the moment.
TLDR;
If the normal spillway gets shut down, we will see lake levels of about 907 feet.
If the weather get worse it could in theory go even higher, maybe 911 feet

pic taken from halfchan

Isn't it suppose to rain?

B-but they were all 30 minutes away!

"LEARN TO SWIM"
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b-but, user…

niggers can't swim

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My nightmares always involve deserted cities inhabited only by eldritch abominations disguised as old folks that feed on the young, and metal bugs. Always. The only time a flood was involved was when I dreamed of nuclear Armageddon followed by a tsunami, and me desperately running home through my empty hometown trying to see my parents for one last time, and finding out that there's nobody waiting for me.

sage because this has nothing to do with the flood.

Did it break yet

Reported.

I wish I had a motorized boat like that all I have is a cheep $250 kayak

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Reported

Reported and filtered
cuckchanners not welcome

disgusting heresy against the god emporer.

Although water levels have dropped a couple feet, about 188,000 residents remain evacuated from near Lake Oroville and along the Feather River.

Reported.

Good shit

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