Has your weekend been heralded in by fireworks...

Has your weekend been heralded in by fireworks, hot girls (or boys)((or both)) serving you pigs-in-a-blanket and root beer, and triumphant fanfare that puts Silverbolt from Beast Wars to shame?

No? Maybe that's just me then.

Anyway, if you're up for some movies that waver between mediocre, magnificent, and downright malicious, come on by!

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Choose from the following:
Pocahontas
Gumby Movie
The Jetsons Movie

OR

You can throw caution to the wind and choose from the Ted Box, which smells like terrorism and a religious quest, or the Yaki Box, which smells like excessive singing and roofies.

Yaki Box, as per tradition.

Voting Doogal 2 Dub Harder

Allahu Ted box

Voting Yaki Box

Voting Gumby

Voting Yaki

Ted Box

First movie of the night is from the Yaki Box, and it's Strange Magic!

In this poor retelling of A MidSummer's Night's Dream that is supposed to be "Star Wars for girls", overly designed characters fight over sparkling liquid roofies while singing American Idol songs.

pocahantas

Pocahontas

VOTE FOR NEXT MOVIE STARTING NOW. PREVIOUS VOTES DO NOT COUNT.

Ted box pls

Voting Pocahontas again

Voting Ted Box

Pocahontas

Ted Box to bring us out of this hell

Voting Pikachuhontas

Voting Ted

Voting for the Ted Box.

The next movie of the night is from the Ted Box, and it's The Gods Must Be Crazy!

In this movie, a simple man gets attacked by a soda bottle and goes on an epic journey to return it while terrorism and war wage on in the background.