Anarcho-capitalist hate thread

ITT: we post dank Anti Anarcho-capitalist memes and talk about how when the communist regime happens how they're going to genocide all anarcho-capitalists

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thelandmagazine.org.uk/articles/short-history-enclosure-britain
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The best thing about these ancap ball memes is that none of them are outside the realm of possibility in their vision of what "anarchy" would look like. They are really just that delusional.

They don't even deserve hate because they aren't even a threat, every smart porkie knows that he needs the goverment to protect his divine private property rights and have some social security so the angry proles don't get too angry and hang him with his whole family.

The main problem they pose is to anarchists. They're one example of the long and devious tradition reactionaries have of co-opting revolutionary movements.

I haven't seen a single of these comics where the scenario does not violate the non-aggression principle in some way.

Anarcho-fagalist please leave. You don't belong here. This is a leftist board

They're a threat because porkies can delude the masses into believing it and then proclaim support of it whenever it's to their advantage.

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Here's one.

The neighbor violated the NAP by letting his property escape on your lawn, you're in absolutely right to shoot them.

Sexual slavery does.

How? Are you saying that someone can't enter a contractual agreement stating that they will serve you sexually, reside in the same residence and undertake whatever other tasks you may deem necessary for a duration equal to the rest of their natural lives, all in exchange for a flat payment at the time of signing?

Also children count as property of their parents and those property right to the children can be sold.

If it's a voluntary contract it's no longer slavery.

ANCAPS, ladies and gentlemen!

And what if you blackmail them, eh?

I'm not sure how you mean, can you elaborate?

He just makes fun of the fact that you think that such contracts are OK, with a slight implication that you're a sperg when you don't get how your opinion on this is wrong.

Look at the meme. That's your ideology.

That's not what slavery means.

Nobody is going to follow your nebulous NAP rule. In reality, corporations will just slaughter people in the name of profit and say "They broke the NAP first!" and get off perfectly fine.

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They have been luring people into their cults, made them cut all ties with their family and donate most of their income to a self-styled "philosopher king".

It's the Rand cult all over again.

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Two words to destroy any ancap:
The Commons

It's actually worse than that.
Rothbard believed that parents should have the right to sell their children because children are reliant on their parents.
The child doesn't even get the opportunity to sell themselves.

elaborate please

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I don't think mentally deficient people (which includes children who haven't yet developed mentally) can consent to go into contract. Regardless, breaking such a contract as you describe does not violate the non-aggression principle.

Sorry, I made a mistake. I meant to quote the post after it about blackmail.

Who would you buy all the oxygen from? How would you homestead oxygen?

How exactly is this in the "porky's" interest, assuming all he cares about is making money?

Most likely there would be consumer organizations inspecting various products to make sure the quality was up to standard, much like exists today for organic foods, to take one example. Whoever made the antibiotic would probably also have it in his best interest to make sure he didn't sell to the wrong people.


Temperatures are not rising and have remained static globally since 1997 according to satellite data. Even if you believe all this is going to happen, it can only occur so long as the people buying the products don't care either.

Alright then, say the parents of the child sign them up for a contract. If I recall correctly, parents don't "own" their children per se but as children do not possess their own selves, their parents act in their stead until they are old enough, so long as they don't act in a way that violates the NAP towards their children.

This contract they sign says that the child must wear a hat at all times. There's nothing wrong or malign about the hat, it's just a hat.

Would the child be then obligated to wear that hat? Would not wearing the hat and breaking said contract violate the NAP?

Why don't you fucking Google antibiotics use in meat production. Capitalists have a reason to use them because it increases profits. Consumers will buy it because it is lower price. This is already fucking happening, not because governments are doing it, but because governments are allowing it to happen and capitalists fight tooth and nail to prevent any kind of regulation of it. No board of antibiotic safety has been produced by the market yet, and there is no reason why it would. All private regulatory bodies currently existing are owned by the businesses they supposedly regulate, and blatantly lie to increase the company's profit.
Individuals acting rationally can result in collective irrationality. You're just denying that fact, that has been demonstrated time and time again. See: tragedy of the Commons
Fishing companies will just decide not to over fish to prevent the business model being harmed in the long term. Until one decides to swoop in and make a fuck load of money in the short term.
This is all shit that has happened a million times all over the world, dude. You are in denial.

I'm really mad at how fucking willfully ignorant you are

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Aynclaps are fucking cringy.

i would face fuck that literal cow on the right while screaming about the commons

The best proof that anarcho capitalism will lead to the destruction of all life on the planet is talking to anarcho capitalists.

Just made this one

The porkies don't live in the same places proles live, they don't have to deal with all the damage they cause to society.

How the fuck have you people not realized this guy is trolling yet? Or are the lot of you going along with it for shits?

Most of Holla Forums is just that autistic tbh

I only started coming here about two or three weeks ago, so I had no idea the people here were this bad.

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I want to have sex with the one on the right

are there any anfem ball memes

The commons are the final lifeline of any worker.

During the transition from feudalism to the industrial capitalism, peasants were ale to buy he land from the aristocracy or were deeded the land by the government. Public land was farmed and cared for by the people living there. In short, land reform.

This caused capitalists big problems because the people could tell the capitalists to fuck off since they had access to their own ultimate means of production: land.

This was then enclosed per the legislative machinations of the capitalists and use was prohibited.

marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/ch27.htm

In short, the capitalists are scared of the working class getting any sort of productive means, thus escaping the logic of capitalism since they can produce by themselves for their own subsistence WITHOUT ENAGING IN MARKET RELATIONS.

That is the key issue here. No one needs fucking markets once we have our own means of production.

No but we need some.

I found this red and black ball meme idk what its supposed to represent

lurk more faggot

have you been to /liberty/?

I've never seen any.

That's anarcho-communism. The joke is if someone does something against the commune, you have to teach them a lesson i.e. beating them up.

I saw one but didn't save it, it was like

I don't know if you're aware, but the ancaps, lolberts, neoliberals et al have a ready-made meme against all this called 'the tragedy of the commons,' which has gained some traction amongst orthodox """"economists.""""

thelandmagazine.org.uk/articles/short-history-enclosure-britain
This article goes a little bit into it alongside the general history of enclosure.


Why? Are you saying children and the differently abled should starve to death? If their parents or guardians can't take care of them, and since they're not entitled to anyone else's money, why shouldn't they be allowed to work for a living by entering contracts? Even if that contract is to undertake any task given to them by the other party or any other individuals or organizations designated by that party, including those tasks that are of a sexual nature, for a duration equal to the rest of their natural lives? I mean, if the alternative is starving to death because they can't find work, where's the harm?

cappies should be burned alive tbh

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I wish I could write more but femanar is more about yelling at people than about making constructive propositions.

fuck off fedora anarchist

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(Translation: Turn the rich into cat food)

Are you posting that to laugh at or did you pick the Mutualist flag by mistake when you were looking for the aynclap one?

why the fuck you use a porky meme when facebook is all jewish? are you that brainwashed?

that's not communism

Detta är den sanna revolutionen.

….. What m8? I'm a mutualist

Sorry, I had no idea who anarchyball was and I was a bit confused.

Holy fuck, user

'Free Cities' is a great ancap simulator, especially with the loli and preggers mod

GOD THIS IS PURE KEKS RIGHT HERE FAMRAD

Anfem/Idpol goes into >>>/gulag/

So this is why they made Gulags

bump

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This is even worse than anfem, they are queer anarchists.

Basically the deepest corners of tumblr + half of a black flag.

"Queer anarchism (or anarcha-queer) is an anarchist school of thought which advocates anarchism and social revolution as a means of queer liberation and abolition of homophobia, lesbophobia, transmisogyny, biphobia, transphobia, heteronormativity, heterosexism, patriarchy, and the gender binary"

I like how lesbians are somehow separate from homophobia

Can someone make a ancap ball that says: When your entire family is killed on your birthday because they sang The Happy Birthday tm song thus violating the NAP?

What's wrong with abolishing the gender binary?

That picture doesn't really address anarcho-communism as a theory.

The problem is when you focus your whole ideology on it

liberalism - state = capitalism
=> liberalisme = capitalism + state
- capitalism = communism
- (liberalism) = communism - state
communism + state = socialism

Anarcho-Capitalism is jewish as fuck.

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lmao.

None of those people are ancaps
Also

What do you guys think about left-wing market anarchism?

I'm a recent ex-ancap who still likes the ideas of free markets and makes use of liberal economic theory, but I oppose capitalism (as socialists define it), property that isn't based on occupancy and use, wage labour and hierarchical workplace and social relations.


And on that note, is the Centre for a Stateless Society taken seriously around here?

The best one yet

There are some market socialists in here, like mutualists, titoists and some rojava lovers, so you are welcome. Check the catalog, there should be a marksoc thread somewhere

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Hey, Check this.
youtu.be/C-E7YQyYHZw

That sounds like a wonderful idea, actually. I'll get the meat grinders ready.

anacho-tumblrism flag when ?

any idea when the second season is coming out?

We already have an an-fem and an an-trans flag.

January 1.

antifa

thanks

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True Aryans just pillage what they need.

Does anyone have the "dont tread on me" parody with the snake saying "get off my lawn you goddamm mexicans"

NVM

I… I don't want to kill them…