LEVEE-CHAN THREAD 2

There is nothing in the vicinity of Oroville but desert and farmland. I feel bad for the Orovillians but this isn't going to wash away any large cities.

sagefags go to hell this is our thread now

The thread was created because the pinned one is about to reach 750

Goon detected.

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that wouldn't do much at all tbh.

There is no fucking way that wall next to the spillway can sustain all of that water going over and underneath it

The water level is rising

Anyone got current shots of the dam itself?

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WASH IT AWAY LEVEE-CHAN

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Holy shit, all lanes of the interstates are turning one way. This is serious.

We can't slow down to accommodate your autism user

Archive previous thread:

archive.fo/lDdJl

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the Jewube stream are being shoah'd

can hipsters swim?

They initiated contra-flow on the interstate? Yeah this is going to be messy.

https:/ /livestream.com/KRCR/events/3724366

No because it isn't retro enough.

How did the nogs in Nigeria fuck up?

This is some Evan Almighty tier bullshit.

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holy shit the concrete is fucked

They're absolutely desperate to get everybody out of there.

Post yfw you are not a WET MALE

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I don't know, but I know niggers can't

also drone footage from Feb 11

He's going to get people killed.

RESERVOIR KUN
WON'T YOU COME?
AND WASH AWAY THE GAYS?
RESERVOIR KUN
WON'T YOU COME?
WON'T YOU COME?

KOOL AID

How can a dyke overflow under an extended drought?

Exactly how powerful is Trump's curse mememagic?!

Did they think Kek would forget?

why did you have to remind me that thing exists?

theres a huge dam in nigeria that is expected to fail if not repaired. it hasnt failed yet they asked for help in fixing it

Enough to kill all the jews.

They weren't able to escape a burning building user, what makes you think they'll escape a broken dam?

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE IDIOT GODDESS, AQUA.
TOO MUCH WATER WILL POUR DOWN ONLY IF YOU SAY
"CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA"

Winterchan keeps giving.

Now since this is a weather related happening, the question is- has Jim Cantore arrived on scene?

If he's there, people are going to die.

Chad Thundercock rapes her

Have someone the updated version?

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

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CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

Get comfy my dudes

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA
PRAISE KEK

Well, those digits demand it.
CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

dubs confirm
CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

Of a town that size, you know there HAS to be at least one user there who isn't leaving and he's standing on the roof of his house spraying chrome spray paint into his mouth as he screams at the dam in the distance

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

shodan.io

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

Fixed that for ya.
>theres a huge dam in California that is failing. They are already asking for money.
>the liberals fucked up by virtue of being niggers…

What if it gets some of the good people too?

Apparently, KRCR's feed is streamed from India.

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

"CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA"

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

Sacramento is safe, no slum rat taco turds are in danger. Faggot City is way far away, completely impossible for them to be affected by Lake Oroville. This is just going to damage white homes, white farms in rural areas that's why the dam was not being maintained whites get nothing is this communist hellhole

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then may God accept them into his Kingdom

>[muffled WITNESS ME in the distance]

acceptable losses

Have we released the water?

This is why I watch curiously, but don't celebrate. This is a largely red portion of the state.

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

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oh fug what have I done

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They're both directly downriver, 154 billion gallons of water, plus sediment and rocks. Plus this may trigger earthquakes.
IT'S HAPPENING AND YOU CANNOT COUNTER-MEME THIS
PRAISE KEK

Not if we meme it like the superbowl.

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down stream levee system is going to be fucked too.

I feel kind of cheated that it's Sacramento and not LA or San Fran (even though there's a slight chance some might spill over to the latter).

I'm sure Sacramento's as insufferably liberal as any other major metropolitan area, but it's such a tease having it SO FUCKING CLOSE to the Mecca and Jerusalem of poz.

Maybe Kek has spoiled me.

WEW

THIS

Dont all these fucks mliberals, they lost that privilege, they are fucking jacobins and bolsheviks

Yes, the water rises!

This is why I'm worried. even pointed it out.

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I'm sorry, but that's just stupid. One can only hope that they survive.
kekspeed

I fucking hate everyone.

San Francisco is going to be washed into the sea.
Kek has foretold it.

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There's no way the dam controls are on here.
Right?

Thank you for the updated version, user-kun

Yeah. This is farmland. People who work the soil live here. Good folks, mostly. I'm all for liberals seeing the fruits of the stupid decisions but hopefully the farmers and good folk will make it out. We need to meme their survival, that's the shit we need to meme.

Does anyone else look at that spillway (pre-damage) and think "fuck, it'd be cool to skate down that"?

God will know his own.

and

I would've been gone as soon as they started using the ESpillway.

The dam itself isn't failing, it's the auxiliary bypass. Basically the reservoir is overflowing and the flooding is coming from the water that can't go in the auxiliary bypass.

Flash flooding at best, leveechan isn't going to wash California away.

They deliberately gave the money to sustain the welfare of faggots, niggers, spics and shitskins.

all it takes is some proper searching, the difficult part is knowing how to find it.
Hint: its gonna be a SCADA panel.

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NICE

IT'S THE FINAL CLIMATE SOLUTION

Let me dream.

holy fuck maybe this was a mistake.

CREATE WATER AQUA SAMA
DROWN THE COMMIES IN KOOL AID

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

Checked for fun skating spillway

Hopefully the residents make it out safe, but the dam repairs and cleanup compound with Trump pulling federal funding from California, pushing the state over the edge of bankruptcy.

If this thing really does go- the entire river system is going to get shitty over the next few days. God shall reclaim what man's hubris tried to tame.

No need, the dam controls are all wide open right now- the dam itself is being undermined. If the emergency bypass fails, it could cause a "zipping" effect across the face of the dam up to where there is bedrock.

This. If anything, maybe this gives the good people an excuse to move into the midwest.

There are no mistakes. Only happy accidents which kill jews.

IT'S THE FINAL CLIMATE DEAL

Kool - Aid Man is coming!

What this really is about is testing California's disaster readiness.

KEK SAVE THE RESIDENTS

LEARN TO SWIM
WASH IT ALL AWAY
BYE BYE YOU LIZARD SCUM! BYE!

Dam is going to break soon

Have we started the flood?

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

THE STREAM GLITCHED AND GOT /AESTHETIC/

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

FIND THE SCADA PANEL FOR THE SPILLWAY CONTROLS!!!
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WATER

WASH IT AWAY LEVEE-CHAN

KEK PLEASE, JUST GIVE THE GOOD, HONEST WORKERS SOME TIME TO GET OUT BEFORE YOU WASH AWAY THE SINS OF CALIFORNIA FOREVER!

ARE THERE ANY STREAMS?

I know, it almost makes me ill. And when they do get on some infrastructure project they end up paving alleyways or something equally inane to make it look like they're doing something productive. Socialists just hate actual work and workers.

YEAH, 100,000 GALLONS PER SECOND

IMPENDING CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF SPILLWAY

Can meme the "big one" earthquake to go along with the biblical flood?

no pun intended, right:^)

livestream.com/KRCR/events/3724366

Grand Canyon II: Contrapasso Boogaloo

https:// livestream.com/KRCR/events/3724366

Dammit, Carlos. I hoped you'd washed away.

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1000 CUBIC FEET PER SECOND

The smart ones are out already, user. There's no harm coming to the few Aryans remaining in California.
Levee-chan will clean all this trash for us.

Of coursh! There is a big one!

Only thing left then would be a meteor strike and you'd have the smite trifecta.

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FOR YOU!

I'm getting some Fox News vibes, back when Kek manifested live on air in a glitch

Rube Goldberg machine of "fuck you".

Nevermind the fact that you are memeing the destruction of innocent white strawberry farmers.

I M M I N E N T F A I L U R E

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

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I was feeling so blue, but thankfully a happening thread came just in time to cheer me up

GET COZY ANONS

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Isn't this whole situation just a macrocosm of antifa and the anti-trump movement. The minute an antifa gets clocked - they run to the very police officers they say are their oppressors. The minute a natural disaster affects commiefornia - they run to Trump - literally Hitler.

Or the re-moistening of many many undocumented wetbacks.

Hahaha, it all makes sense now, california will be brought to heel in a flood of water. Somd red staters may fall, but their sacrifice shall leads to the cleansing of california, the invaders shall be ousted as california is pennyless and forced to d its sanctuary policies.

== IT WONT WORK, PROBABLY BECAUSE OF NOSCRPT.

This livestream is fucking gold. Drown motherfuckers drown. 100,000 cubic feet of water per second HAHAHAHA

Whew. Good thing I read this.

Have you ever seen how brown farms are in commiefornia?

TURN IT OFF, NEETPOSTER

they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

Post YFW California has to give up their sanctuary cities to receive goverment aid to help with the flood

WRONG.

These leftist celebrities in California are all washed up!

I needed a good happening too user

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Forget all of this concern posting, anons

Kek's will bless the trump farmers by irrigating the entire region and forcing out the undeserving. Thus, increasing their landshare and profits bigly for generations to come.

This will be their thousand year reich

Have you? Have you ever been out here? CA is larger than sf/la.

I did and it still wont work. I guess I can get fucked :(

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS AS THE HAPPENING THEME

Oh, Carlos.

YOU'RE HURTING ME BA-BY

Better put on your water wings Carlos.

If dubs the levee breaks completely within the hour.

sitting comfy 22 miles above the madness

IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES

CA ANONS REPORT IN

youtube.com/watch?v=vwIst1YiMdo

TRY THIS ONE

if dubs, the dam breaks in TEN MINUTES

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YOU'RE MY FUCKING HERO

What is some appropriate music? We need some good water-related happening music.

A very literal 'Calexit', hah.

Not the way out they were expecting, but a way out nonetheless.

OH SHIT

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Let's get comfy.

If you survive this, you will be send to the other side of the wall, you filthy spic.

KILL ME, KEK

How serious is this situation at this very moment?

FLUSH CALI AWAY LEVEE-CHAN!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s

Have fun

IT IS WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE!

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White farmers nearly own mexican slaves in California. My slave owning ancestors are smiling down on me, wagecuck, can you say the same?

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CREATE WATER, AQUA-SAMA!

OH FUCK

EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET IN HERE
NOW

I am just above. I believe I am safe. Problem being starting on Wednesday it is going to rain for eight straight days

Video very related

It's not happening. The levee isn't itself isn't in danger of failing.

youtube.com/watch?v=td-v6vG2Xhs

PANTERA - FLOODS

what have you done

So is Kek punishing the capital of California for faggotry?

Praise Kek, drown California!

Limit your tabs bro.
4 or 5 max.

SOMEONE CALL THAT NUMBER AND GIVE FALSE ADDRESSES

GO TO 1488 RAHOWA DR FOR SAFE SHELTER

BOMBER DAMBUSTERS
DO IT AGAIN

I'm Monterey peninsula, so there's virtually no chance of any of this effecting me.

Are you using a VPN? I think kikestream blocks VPNs. It doesn't work for me wither.

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MEME RESPONSIBLY user
yes!:^)

Yezzir, youtube did the trick.

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CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

7 MINUTES REMAIN

WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED user?

Why?

YES IT IS YOU SPED

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Yeah, and if you had listened to the idiots in charge over the course of the last week- none of this was going to happen either. If they have opened up contraflow on the interstates and have declared mandatory evacuations. Shit is happening.

SHADILAY!

DON'T DO THIS
THIS IS A RED AREA
DON'T KILL YOUR FELLOW WHITE MAN

==IT LOOKS LIKE ALL OF THE LOVELY WHITE PEOPLE EVACUATED. HOPEFULLY IT FLOODS IN THE SHITSKIN TERRITORY NEAR THE BAY.

CHANNEL MEMETIC ENERGY

BLAST PANTERA - FLOODS

youtube.com/watch?v=td-v6vG2Xhs

SHODAN.IO

It's a dam not a levee. This song is more appropriate

youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA

California drowns tonight.

AWWWW YEAH

UNLEASH HELL

Silicon Valley will become a lake.

DO NOT DO THIS. THESE ARE WHITE TRUMP VOTERS IN DANGER.

MY BODY IS READY

JEWS DID IT

The wewscaster is sounding increasingly sweaty.

So we can make fun of whatever you are looking at.
And anything beyond 4 tabs looks messy and will eat up all of your time looking at everything.

see

That's because the reservoir is overflowing over the dam since the bypass can't take all of the water without failing. There's nothing wrong with the levee itself.

COnsequences will never be the same

KEK

They expect someone in the wreckage, brother.

oh god

thank you dubsman

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

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GOD WILL PUNISH THESE FAGGOTS

Checked

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CREAT WATER AQUA-SAMA

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA OR ELSE I'LL BULLY YOU AGAIN

This fag is sounding increasingly gay

i just stumbled in here and i can already feel the high energy

HOLY SHIT MORE RAIN YES YES YES

They've never had so many viewers before. This is the pinnacle of his career.

MORE SNOW MELT

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

MEME CONVERGENCE TIMELINES EFFECTS ARE BEING REPORTTED

PREPARE FOR DEHUMANIZE AND FACE THE HAPPENING

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This is probably the most exciting thing he ever has and ever will report on.

best stream to watch?

BOMBER
GIBSON
DO
IT
AGAIN

wash it away levee chan

THEY'RE FUCKED DR PAUL

Do you 4cucks actually not know how to embed?

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

Not giving me credit for my part. The fuck? You credit stealing kike

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

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GUYS CHECK THIS OUT

archive.is/CsDfV

It might be the new literal water gate.

Far enough south should be fine. If not, I've got plenty of food and ammo.

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Good point, especially weatherguy. I always have a giggle when I see weathermen that generally don't have any real weather to report get in a tizzy suddenly.

Wait until Calixit. Then he will become a war correspondent.

BENJIE TELL JIDF TO STOP SPAMING OUR BOARD PLS. ALSO YOU MUST GO BACK.

GTFO shill, the authorities are expecting the dam itself to break. Holy shit filtered

jej this cameraman doesn't even know how to film people. The focus is up this poor shmuck's nose.

Popcorn anyone?

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED, DAM-CHAN

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Can any anons tell me the expected damage areas?

YET

Meme magic confirmed real

They really fucked themselves up. Anyone who doesn't believe in the Trump curse is a fucking retard.

The JV reporter on this stream

youtube.com/watch?v=vwIst1YiMdo

Was interviewing the sheriff who said that the dam itself is not going to fail m8. There's going to be flooding over the dam but the dam itself isn't in danger.

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

Damn it all of mine is Chimpout flavored! Better send the wife to the store!

TRUMP CURSE

TRUMP BLESSING

If the dam actually goes I'm adding it to the collage.

checked in return!
I don't know the specific expected damage, I don't think anyone really knows what chaos this will unleash

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h

Taylor got washed away

THEY KEEP SHOWING THE SAME FOOTAGE OVER AND OVER AGAIN

THEY'RE TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA!

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LEVEE-CHAN ISN'T HAPPY, NOW SHE'S GOING TO WASH IT AWAY WITH A TSUNAMI TEN FEET HIGHER

COME ON LETS GET THIS GOING

Apparently the situation is getting stabilized.
Here's hoping there's a lot of rain soon.

It's dark and you can't see shit anymore.

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pastebin.com/53DP2HNV

hmm,

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it'll turn out fine for them

DWR TO THE RESCUE
ROCKS WHEN??

I noticed this two
6 GORILLION DEAD CALIFORNIANS WHEN

yup

these are the same lies theyve been saying for the past 3 days.

Communism, not even once.

THAT WILL COMPLETELY FUCK UP EVERYTHING FOR THEM

Heil Hitler! Praise Kek!

too*

I'm okay with collateral damage and martyrdom so long as it produces a positive result

Wew, this made me lolirl. Excellent OC.

Making the mother of all omelettes, can't worry about every last egg.

I REMEMBER THIS

top kek. saved

Is there a live stream? I want to see the flood in real time

Chocolate rations have been increased again this week from 6 grams to 5, comrade!

HARNESS THE MEME MAGIC
CALIFORNIA WILL DROWN

boulders falling downhill at high speeds sounds exciting

Check'd. I hope everyone in California drowns.

h

Oroville Damn will fail, and sacramento will be wiped off the map.

Wtf? h again? What does this mean?

ROCKS IN 30 MINUTES

SAVE THE ANIMALS
MAKE RAFTS OF BLOATED COMMIES

Either

Reminds me of when they were asking for hair from barber shops to soak up an oil spill.

WE NEED SOME EUROBEAT

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT IS REAL!
twitter.com/CA_DWR/status/830972294784655361
THEY CANNOT BE THAT STUPID

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no spoonfeeding

lmfaoo

LEARN TO SWIM

Its Cali Babeeeeeeeeeeeee

I haven't been watching for about an hour.
Have things gotten worse?

NO SURVIVORS

LEARN TO SWIM

REAL RAIN INCOMING

Wew. Dropping a CA division badge if anybody needs it.

Our lord kek, please grant chaos to the structure of that damn dam

Flood california, and wash them away in darkness that you may bring light.

CREATE DRAMA WATER-SAMA

The good people will be relocated to Arizona, Nevada or Oregon. This will solidify Arizona and will turn Nevada and Oregon into permanent suzerainties of the Trumpenreich

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水を生み出します、アクアちゃｎ

You better fucking take that back or I kill your dog

Someone needs to tweet at them and say that they should use leftist instead of rocks.

Fucking kek

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Are we sure using the rocks is a bad idea?

ching chong toyota pyong

RIP CALIFORNIA

{KEKS WILL}

SPLASH

SPLASH

SPLASH

WERE GONNA DROWN OUT SOME FAGS

TONIGHT THEY DIE

WE NEED A LIFEGAURD

Yes because they're missing out of the chance to drop leftists.

CHECKED

good to know you're fluent too, user

This Red Cross faggot is really pissing me off.

i'm already eating some

We're gonna see some serious shit

Thanks famalam

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

BASED TOM
A
S
E
D

T
O
M

Isn't northern California supposed to be the "good" part?

Holy fucking shit. I never accused California's government agencies of being smart, but this shit is a full blown acquittal.

or

HAPPENING

TAYLOR IS FUCKING UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Even if nothing goes wrong, how do they plan on dropping rocks into an underwater gouge of unknown size, white it is dark and they have no way of lighting the area.
Not to mention that it's going to take a lot of loads to even make a difference. This will take hours if it is successful.

wew
WEW

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/r/'ing projected flood areas

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LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TAYLOR IS NOT WHITE
DO NOT FUCK THE MESTIZO SQUAD GOBLINS

I don't care if this is real or not, put it on twitter, spam it, if fake then when teh dam really does fail, libs will think it's a prank.

C H E C K E D
H
A
O
S

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LINK

fake as fuck, it's a pic from the comments section of the twitter posted above. Kek strike me down if I lie

MEME IT

You're not lying.

IT'S HAPPENING
SACRAMENTO
SAN FRANCISCO
200 FEET OF WATER

pls respond

LEARN 2 SWIM

THANK YOU BASED FROG GOD!

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THE MEMES, JACK
Well let's see,

I'm sure I'm forgetting a bunch more of shit that got memed into reality.
But memes run and flow like a river. The meme wizards, clerics, and paladins channel it through their bodies and souls. It's powerful enough to bend reality to our whim like a blade of grass to the wind.

The news is trying not to cover new developments.
That should tell you plenty.

DAMAGE CONTROL

#Fakenews

That's not even the same dam.

It is night over there

One could say that not even the levees could contain the downstream of their liberal tears.

So is the news there always so high school tier or are they all really shitting themselves?

I guess California is going to need a bigger boat

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Checked. Kek wills it.

So what, is there no stream of the dam?

Lieve stream:

https:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF3j82YEsTo

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It's like I'm really playing Sim Copter.

We're hitting dissonance levels that shouldn't even be possible.

THANK YOU BASED KEK

Really cut him off quick when he mentioned 'Nuns'. I know red cross is ((())) but who called this guy off.

COME FOR ME, LEVEE-CHAN

GET SIGIL'D ON LADS

Please pray

YEAH

YEAH

YEAH

WERE GONNA DROWN OUT SOME FAGS

ITS GONNA BE A BLAST

WERE GONNA DROWN OUT SOME FAGS

Ancient Ayyyliums czeched.

That's a fuckin' gay lookin' sigil homeslice.

no

Nigger, I hope you know what that sigil represents before launching it.

THERE ISN'T ENOUGH FLOODWATER IN THE WORLD
WASH IT ALL AWAY LEVEE-CHAN

You need to go back

This looks electrifying!
SHOCK THE COMMIES!

Sigil magick would have given him trips at least if it were anything.

GRAMMY NIGRESS SINGER CAUSES HAVOC IN TRUMP DRESS. WHAT A TIMELINE

THE DAM IS FINE GOY

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

I-IT'S JUST THE SPILLWAY

WE WOULD NEVER BOTCH THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE WHOLE STRUCTURE

FULL BLOWN COMMUNIST DAMAGE CONTROL

Who does this? That's a fucking novel of a sigil, dude.

CUCK CALI KEK

I JUST RANDOMLY SELECTED IT FROM MY FOLDER OF SIGILS I MADE LOL

Let them.

Wow over 9000 people are listening to the scanners for Butte County. Pretty Comfy here.

I make em in my free time

"An engineer can do with one dollar what any bungler can do with two."

I need a happening tonight

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SHAKE IT UP SAN ANDREAS

Seriously, I don't want to see another fucking capeshit film in my life. Wash LA into the ocean.

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FUCKING CHECKED

Probably built by illegals using mexican construction codes.

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… do you actually know anything about sigil magic? Less is more, dude…

For you maybe, i like mine big and flashy

Mfw Californians pay for rationed water and have a record breaking massive drought just last summer.
Bitch better have a life jacket now.

dubs conformed pueblo has to go back

SOMEONE RPG THE DAM ALREADY FUCK

No.
Enough to eliminate them and any historical record of them from ever having existed in any timeline.

Well big and flashy ain't real wrasslin'. Hit the books, you need more training harry.

DONT WORRY ALL THAT WATER AND DEBRIS RUNNING DOWNSTREAM IS HEADING RIGHT FOR THE MAJOR FAULT LINES. THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

DUBS RECONFIRM

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Thats the old picture, someone fucking post the up to date one where the gash goes across the entire fucking width of it

You're sigils are shit and uniconic anons 5 second paint doodle is better than anything i've seen from you

LEARN TO SWIM, CALI

thars gold in them thar hills!!
the streets are going to be filled with nugets

you fucking luddite

how the hell do you make these?

Kek wills it.

Exactly waht the jew bankers said before they flooded johnstown pennsylvania and killed 6million

paint.net

It's called boredom you dumb nigger, try it some time.

happening's over boys, go to bed

When I was reading the thread he first posted in (I think it was the first) he explained that it was some language that only he can read and that he got it from a dream. I call bullshit. It was funny because a bunch of anons were trying to decode it or something.

Shadilay, bring it down.

SCHOOL'S CLOSED DUE TO FLOOD AIDS

Perhaps for tonight, but the dam may still fail in the next few days.

Why are you so pissy? scared someone with no talent is going to make better "sigils" than you?

It was only half true tbh

MAKE THEM DEAD LEVEE-CHAN
MAKE THEM DEAD LEVEE-CHAN
MAKE THEM DEAD LEVEE-CHAN
MAKE THEM DEAD LEVEE-CHAN
MAKE THEM DEAD LEVEE-CHAN
MAKE THEM DEAD LEVEE-CHAN
MAKE THEM DEAD LEVEE-CHAN
MAKE THEM DEAD LEVEE-CHAN
MAKE THEM DEAD LEVEE-CHAN
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MAKE THEM DEAD LEVEE-CHAN
MAKE THEM DEAD LEVEE-CHAN
MAKE THEM DEAD LEVEE-CHAN

To Be Continued…
tune in next week

I hope it goes down sometime from Wed-Fri, I know some normalfags going on a vacation in the area around then

THE WHOLE DAMN THING IS GONNA GO

Check the IDs, also Czech'em.

I want everyone involved to bellyslide down that.

MAKE THEM DEAD LEVEE-CHAN

Well yeah. 90% of people who do "SIGILS" and go on about "LOGOS" and "THE DEMIURGE" just fell for new agey hippy bullshit. They probably drink water they've had an amethyst sitting in for HEALING PROPERTIES

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slovenia'd

He never read my lore

feels bad

Even if the dam doesn't collapse, at least the kids will have a day off!

NIGGERS WILL DROWN

LARPing is fun sometimes though

Please no more, user. They aren't aesthetic

LEVEE-CHAN PURG THE DEGENERATES

This won't have any political impact.
This will impede the progress of Caliexit where if it happened America could just violently take it the land back.

Take the crystal pill. They're good focuses.

YOU'RE A BIG SIGIL

yes they are

it's a from shitty generator I found

LETS hope that the power generation site down stream from the dam gets destroyed beyond repair.

His sigils are great.

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FOR YOU

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

So comfy listening to the Butte County EMS dispatch. "Water, Water everywhere!"

Crate Water aqua-sama

Oh shit I completely forgot about that stupid anti hero. One of the few nigger characters I enjoyed due to how absurd it was along with Bobobobobobo.

check'd

link?

there was a good one from a helicopter but it ended and it's dark now

http:// www .parks .ca.gov/?page_id=29411

so shit

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lold

Checked

lin

That implies that Caliexit isn't just a joke to rile shitlibs into fruitlessly marching more and armchair protesting.

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So, the problem here is that those things aren't sigils. They're artistic, but they don't serve the function that sigils do. I really recommend you pick up a book about sigil magic if you want to talk about this stuff, because there's an entire field of understanding you're LARPing knowledge about when it's clear you don't actually know what you're talking about. Nothing wrong with the aesthetics, but it's not sorcery.

how do you make these? what are they called?

Unless your casting or ritual explicitly demands the use of a mineral they do absolutely nothing. Don't fall for the crystal jews, only very specific stones do anything and what they're good for is often completely irrelevant to entry level casters.

POP THAT CHERRY LEVEE-CHAN

that middle one is older

broadcastify .com/listen/ctid/186

You can switch from the HTML5 player and use WinAmp like M3U's if you prefer

Here's the M3U direct stream for VLC

broadcastify .com/scripts/playlists/1/1929/-5947833080.m3u

look at how trash this fucking mess is, have you not made a single good peice? the 4 anons who just picked it up are already leaps better than you

All these fucking agencies and bureaus and yet this shit happens, listening to this engineer on the stream just hurts. Cut it all.

None of these sigils are actually meant to do anything other than absorb things for later, they're basically jsut glorified tests

unless you're an absolute master, something that large will have no power, and it's basically just a cool looking drawing.

AHAHAHAHAHHA

Save California, Cure-chan!

Your sigils are bad.
And you should feel bad.

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What stream? Link nigga?

This has to be intentional

FUCK OFF

livestream.com/KRCR/events/3724366

it is actually just a cool looking drawing that i uploaded because i ran out of things

it is. Butte County went for Trump. Almost 15% of all votes Trump recieved came from CA. People are just flyover faggots who think Oroville is a 30 min drive from El A because their state is small and insignificant.

AWAKEN, ANDREAS-SAN

Well, there's your problem right there.

Thanks lad.

It's a really small town in a really underpopulated County. Oroville only has 16,000 residents, the entire County only has 222,000 residents, and it's a 2 hour drive from Sacramento. People who are expecting liberals and fags to be washed into the ocean en masse are going to be disappointed. People underestimate how fucking massive California is.

I really fucking like the way these look
They're shit for practical use, but the designs are nice.
I might take these and make some Sigil-wave memes

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Cuckchan please go >>>/oven/

Yeah, i made them a long time ago as batteries for actual sigils, all power they had is long gone now

This incident shows why we need Jefferson State, 51 AFTER THIS!

We need to fight for the 51, the coastals and the crazies hate regular people and we need to be free of them!

Its. Fucking. Happening.
Soon it will be too late.

Where are the mudshits when you actually want them to destroy something

Bets on the death total!
I'm going to blindly call for 20.

LEARN TO SWIM

There will be no happening tonight. Just wait for the rain to come. Enjoy Valentine's Day with your lover. After that all will be lost.

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Lol. Also this news guy has a good voice.

Inmates being evacuated from Butte County jail.

I'm curious what you're calling 'practical use' because this is about as useful as this as far as magical pursuits are concerned.

in before some cunt says LOL, MAGIC, IT'S MADJICK

PRAISE KEK

PLEASE BELIEVE US GOYIM.

WE'RE NOT FIBBING

if the levee doesn't break, 3 housebound elderly folks from heart failure type events. If it does go down, 4k~

PURGE
PURGE
PURGE

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It's really practical to me because the sigils are just sentences in a language i found, i can read them like english so it retains an aesthetic while still maintaining all it's meaning

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THREAD THEME

THIS

Lots of car crashes being reported by retards trying to evacuate. Looks like evacuations will cause more harm than the dam. Lel.

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AWAKEN, ANDREAS-SAN

wew, this looks serious

I always assumed that the easier it is to visualize (i.e get stuck in peoples' minds), the more effective it'd be at harvesting energy.
Probably why logos are so simple.

It's getting /fringe/ in here
DER VIERTES REICH KOMMT

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

PIC RELATED

I WANT TO HABEEB IN THOSE DUBS

#YOLO STREET

CUCK CALI KEK

Liberal think, folks

AWAKEN, ANDREAS-SAN

This. If you can't actually remember what it looks like and reproduce it freehand, it's not a sigil.

www.latimes.com/local/california/la-live-updates-oroville-dam-watch-the-latest-official-update-on-the-1486954758-htmlstory.html

THEN WHY THE FLIPPING FUCK DIDN'T YOU ATTEMPT TO MITIGATE THIS SHIT BEFOREHAND YOU BUREAUCRATIC FUCK?

bonus points if any of you faggots know this one

Like i said, it's a sentence in a language, so i can rewrite them just fine

i read that as "tiddy lick" the first time

HYDROLOGISTS!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

0/10 would not DIK, disgusting shade.

jesus christ man

What did they mean by this

more like pyfagoras

Stop being a memelord, if you want to pursue magic do it, but you're not fooling anyone but yourself homeloaf.

You cannot 'harvest energy' from people at a distance like that. The energy required to maintain any stream of aethic current would greatly exceed your intake. Sigils are memes, not useful for anything but local notation of what something is supposed to do when in practice, like old alchemical notation for their chemistry.

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Goddamn it you idiots Butte county voted for Trump.

I bet commies did this.

keep it simple my dude

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA!

WASH ALL THE HUMAN FILTH AWAY, LIKE TEARS IN PROPANE!

please tell me where I can make one of these

"""WHOOPS MISSED SORRY FAM"""

There we go

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

What is the esoteric meaning to this dam and the erosion?

give me some deep metaphors and analogies to make me think

Bless this sigil.

Y-you could have stopped it, baka!…

This shit even has the decency to look like image macros; it's fucking mind-boggling.

Rescue assistance such as food and blankets and (kek) water

Good

kek, that literally reads "naghng ti" in the language

the fuck does naghng ti mean user

the flood is heading south and west towards Sacramento and Vallejo

PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK

faggots drowning
drink that one in

The erosion is the erosion of sanity and values in CA.
The water rushing in is reality.
The dam is their attempt to hold back reality at any cost.

God used the rainbow as a symbol as his promise to never flood the Earth again.
Sodomites use this to spite our Lord.
Cali will flood soon!

Jeremy manlet confirmed.

But what about us Californians who are trump supporters?

OPSEC, user, you're better than this

OwO What's this?

oooh, good one

Are there any good streams instead of the KRCR one?
They keep repeating the same footage over and over.

THE JAIL HASN'T BEEN EVACUATED!
What about the dindus!

Washing away the filth that opposed the God Emporer.

Capacitor with Step looks a bit like a sideways

POST ANIME TIDDIES

only for video when it won't work on firefox

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Something might be up with the stream. Same black truck. Same white sedan. Same group of 3 and a kid walking past those white trucks. Same kid sitting down in the same chair every time.

Spoiler that shit kike.
Reported.

https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=NanEPQYZ5XU

Since Trump was elected there IS NO DROUGHT in California. Trump literally brought more rain to California than we have ever had. Record levels of rain and snow just about fucking everywhere. The entire state is GREEN and beautiful instead of BROWN and disgusting.

Good times ahead for Cali, as soon as some "complicated business" is taken care of.

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You classical people.

if you're going to post unspoilered porn at least post something good

AROUND ELVES
WATCH YOURSELVES

groace

DID THEY DROP THE ROCKS/CRASH THE CHOPPER YET?

how about this

WE SPOILER THE PORN HERE CUCKCHAN

I hope this disgusting piece of shit dies from this for some reason, even though he's from San Francisco.

Holla Forums isn't a NSFW board, faggot.

Delet this.

Who /newscomfy/ here?

"CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA"

check this sigil out

California user here. Just saw one of the neighbors in full camis. He's in the guard. Guessing they got called up.

rather, Holla Forums isn't a SFW board

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Secede now, you faggots.

Earthquake for San Fran and fire for LA.

shit taste tbh

SOON

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prague'd

STUMP
THE
FORECASTER

they have nothing to show anymore. I turned it off 30 min ago.

Butte County Sheriff will be giving an update a 9. Tune back it then

Is this news guy filming off a computer screen and poining with his fat fingers?

Reported.

AWAKEN, ANDREAS-SAN

ROCKS IN 30 MINS

AWAKEN ANDREAS-SAN

https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=NanEPQYZ5XU

plus

https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J9ON9MR-XY

Reported for abusing the report system

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SHAKE EM UP KEK

I was present when that meme was being created. feels good man. too bad i didnt screencap because this meme is golden

They did by their blatant disregard of the infrastructure of the state so they could pay for gibs for the wetbacks and feels feels for the degenerates.

LICK THE TIDDIES
COME FOR ME LEVEE-CHAN

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Dubs say the boulders don't make it in time, and the dam bursts as the copter flies over.

when Jeb comes to california for his mating season all fatties will die

CHECK THE STREAM THEY ARE FILLING THE PLASTIC BAGS!

Hey isn't that against the law due to that California bag law?

HOLY SHIT, CHECKED

Mabey this will solve california drought problem :^)

AWAKEN, ANDREAS-SAN

The fuck do they expect to accomplish with such a little pile of rocks?

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NO MERCY

praise kek

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA

My dick just fell off.

When will cuckchan assimilate?

pathetic

bingo, theres been studies going back two decades on how the aux spillway on this motherfucker was useless

Checked for kek

oo

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The madmen are actually going to drop boulders
holy shit

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high energy here

NOBODY HAS EVACUATED THE JAIL YET!

not looking too bad there yourself, user

AWAKEN, ANDREAS-SAN

checked again

Commiefornia let things rot and wither away, rather than properly taking care of it. So things fall part and collapse.

rapefugees only destroy

AWAKEN, ANDREAS-SAN

CREATE WATER AQUA-SAMA
SACRED CREATE WATER!

reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5syy2a/thousands_to_be_killed_in_ca_oroville_dam_failure/

found a conspiracy post about this a few days ago

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CUCK CALI KEK

If dubs, jail is full of illegals.

When this credit stealing cuck's thread fills up here is the third one from the guy who started this shit 8ch.net/pol/res/9246469.html

FIGHTING AND LOOTING IN OROVILLE REPORTED

What's the benefit? They can't really blame it on Trump since he hasn't cut off any funding to CA yet.

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great, you made it only almost-full

AWAKEN, ANDREAS-SAN

AWAKEN, ANDREAS-SAN

wew

THE EMERGENCY SPILLWAY IS THE HARPOON OF JUDAISM

what credit faggot? who gives a fuck who starts a thread?

AWAKEN, ANDREAS-SAN

Namefags, apparently.

Why are you fags hyping this up as if anything is going to happen? I swear, every single time it's the same shit when it involves California.

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(checked and Heil'd)
Nice.

AWAKEN, ANDREAS-SAN

SHIT'S GONNA GET REAL