Why is he so perfect?

Because you are attracted to underage boys.

Some people just have good taste like that.

no m8 im 18 and slav

Ill stick to glorious leader Jason thx

Actually, you're 17, don't lie.

SCHNITZ MEME THREAD WHEN???

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No wonder n1x is complaining about LARPing.

half breed detected

except schnitz isn't even trying to be serious though he's literally just a memer

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Jason is best ironic memer

WEW

stop talking about these stupid youtubers jesus fuck

Is Maoist Rebel News satire?

don't speak ill of schnitz's boipussi

Unruhe is 100% dead serious

he has indulged a bit in the memes made of him. Just not alot.

what if its all an elaborate ruse, and hes playing a character.
For all we know he is secretly Jason, CWC, and Checkers.

he's burger

Yeah, he's aware that we love his mailbags.

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only using tripcode to distinguish myself from the other che poster by the way

i'm not a tripfag

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I'd like to report that even normies that have nothing to do with us, like laborwave.

if underage b& was applied, 4/5 of this board wouldnt even be here

yeah leftism is just an edgy teen phase

you overestimate the % of children here.

If you were my son I swear I would send you out to work in the fields with a sickle.

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plz stop tripfagging for you own sake

yes lad, please don't start tripfagging

he's a squating burger

at least he doesn't take himself seriously. We're hitting the ironic phase now, it should only take another year before we hit post-irony

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kapitalism101's vids can be a good entry into LtV, but only if you read Capital afterwards.

his parents are clearly slav then

Guys, you need to learn to recognize your patterns. This is ridiculous.

Honestly it's not as terrible IMO because at least Schnitz is being I R O N I C about it. It would be better if he was satirizing Holla Forums itself rather than just Unroo, who is a really easy target, but at a certain point it doesn't really matter whether you're intending to be satirical or not because it will nevertheless be recognized by ignorant people as sincerity unless you're a really good satirist.

If people understand it it's not real satire tbh

I disagree. See: Candide

I just say to myself that all of my posts online are satirical to deal with the crippling embarrassment. Other people don't understand because they aren't on my level.

Same because I'm just a filthy anarkiddie edgelord nihilist *tips fedora* :'^)

I'm just a kid, and life is a nightmare.