Spice is a Star
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All hail the based and successful Sean Spicer and Tucker Carlson! Media kikes btfo
nice dubs Sean I know this is you.
someone post a smug Spicer so I can Pepe-fy him
I gotta admit that SNL skit of him was funny too. Who would have thought a press secretary would be worth tuning in to watch.
Imagine the kikes' faces when Trump's people start pulling in more viewers than their kike propaganda and cultural enrichment programming. In just a few months, people will be glued and actually aware of politics instead of wasting their time in apehoop.
this is fucking hilarous
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Expect jew against jew action. Ratings are king. Spicer pulls in ratings by BTFOing the (((media))). Therefore BTFOing the media is a lucrative way of raking in ratings. You can also expect to see the (((media))) later try compromising on this by finding ways to utilize self-deprecative humor, i.e. making fun of themselves in light ways. That may not happen anytime soon but the most opportunistic and less aligned with the most kike of kike media will try this - the rats fleeing the ship mentality.
Where's the nigger now even? I haven't heard one peep from the ape since inauguration
getting caught up on his crack and cock addiction
Alright guys, its time. Gimme your best Spicer nicknames.
Sean "The Kike Icer" Spicer
Sean "Commie Slicer" Spicer
Sean "Yid Dicer" Spicer
The media kikes were retarded giving him free advertisement the way they did. The fact of the matter is that satire only works when people are on your side and when people look up who Spice really is and what he says and does people realise his views more closely align with their own than the (((media))).
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Sean "Talk shit from the pit get punched in the clit" Spicer
Sean "Colony Drop Tel Aviv on Christmas Eve" Spicer
He's on vacation probably.
Sean "Sacrifice the Press for the Defense of the West" Spicer
Sean "We're Not Doing This Again" Spicer
Sean "Mudslimes are Responsible for the Bombs" Spicer
Sean "Makes Journalists Super Pissed" Spicer
Sean "Roast the Washington Post" Spicer
Sean "Takes Questions from Skype Instead of a Kike" Spicer
Sean "Reporter Exporter" Spicer
Sean "Journalism Schism" Spicer
Sean "Makes correspondents get despondent" Spicer
Sean "Reporter Deporter" Spicer
Sean "No more questions, report to Sessions" Spicer
he's so smugly spicy that he doesn't even need a draw over.
The big thing I've seen the (((media))) talking about is apparently he's been waterskiing now that he doesn't have the Secret Service to tell him no.
I wish I was kidding. I think he's in Hawaii or something but still.
Last seen kitesurfing in the tropics with fucking SIR RICHARD BRANSON
Obongo is keeping a low profile. Making yourself a priority on Trump's chopping block is the last thing he wants to do right now. If you saw the thread on /n/ for all of the things he did to cuck the military, that's a sample of the damage Obongo did during his eight years.
On that note itself, cucking the military was a substantial demonstration of Obongo's presidential legacy. Since he was the Chimpanzee in Chief, that means he had the authority of military to cause those changes and put people who would carry them out. Uncucking the military, as far as Obongo cucked it means starting from the ground upward.
Going back to Spicer, I would be rock hard if he read a full summary of the condition Obongo left the military in. It's like a colossal damage report. If there is one thing that is indisputably true and something you can trace directly back to Obongo, it's his choices that lead to cucking the military. However to be on the smart side, it's best not to broadcast any sign of weakness. Although it would be fun to see it talked about after it's been uncucked.
Don't ex-presidents get SS protection for life?
why the fuck is he still alive then
Sean "What are you twelve" Spicer
Maybe he still does, but they lift just enough restrictions on him to do more shit because he isn't the president anymore and if he dies life goes on.
Fuck knows why. Probably not worth it at this point.
It was kitesurfing or whatever the fuck
Sean "this is the silliest thing I've ever heard, don't talk to me or my Emperor ever again" Spicer
Sean "Asuka best girl" Spicer
Sean "Audrey is nicer" Spicer
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checked for best bantz
You're /ourguy/ spicy, don't let us down. Anime will be real, we're gonna make it real.
Fucking hat trick
Sean "Spice Daddy" Spicer
Sean "They're CNN? Dials goin' to 10" Spicer
Sean "Newsocaust" Spicer
Sean "A fact a day buries WSJ" Spicer
Sean "This kills the media" Spicer
Sean "BBC? To the tree!" Spicer
Sean "It's Seattle Times? Those reporters make great wind chimes!" Spicer
Sean "NYT? They won't make it to 3" Spicer
Sean "Making compost out of Huffington Post" Spicer
Sean "Throwin' CBS in the hydraulic press" Spicer
Sean "Puttin' reporters and kikes on all the pikes" Spicer
Sean "If they have a press pass give them the gas" Spicer
Sean "Media power earns you a shower" Spicer
Sean "Making a ghost out of Washington Post" Spicer
Sean "Puttin' lemons and limes on the wounds of Chicago Sun Times" Spicer
Sean "Gonna need a taller tree to fit all of ABC" Spicer
Sean "They work for the paper? Get the widowmaker" Spicer
Sean "They sent reporters? Send them back in quarters!" Spicer
Sean "Slashin' up Newsweek like I'm a freak" Spicer
Sean "Goin' mental on Orlando Sentinel" Spicer
Sean "The heads of big six now meet the bricks" Spicer
Sean "Respect the robot" Spicer
Sean "Reporters on the phone? Send 'em a drone" Spicer
Sean "Blowin' away USA Today" Spicer
Sean "Showin' The Hill the six foot under chill" Spicer
Sean "Holocaustin' the HuffPo" Spicer
Sean "Media lies get you zip ties" Spicer
Sean "Never miss a chance to 'nade the nightly news" Spicer
Sean "Mass media? Let's make it mass murder" Spicer
Sean "Gettin' uncivil about newspaper libel" Spicer
Sean "Turning news anchors to boat anchors" Spicer
Sean "Live news? Dead feeds" Spicer
Sean "Breaking news comes with broken bones" Spicer
Sean "Megyn Kelly meet Machine Gun Kelly" Spicer
Sean "fake news gets bruised" Spicer
or rused
It's like you've never memed before
Meme responsibly men
Tucker "Elizabeth Warren would of won" Carlson
SLOW YOUR ROLL
I haven't seen any of the Whitehouse briefings, but I did see the first one when he made the press wait almost two hours for him to show up then told them all to stop lying like kikes. And then earlier this week when he was asked about the SNL skit and walked off laughing. What else has he done? I'm so proud of this guy. We press secretary now
Sean "Making a mess-a the Lügenpresse" Spicer
Sean "Headline news? Headless Jews" Spicer
Sean "Yellow journalists bleed red" Spicer
Sean "Dishonest reporting gets a mass deporting" Spicer
Sean "14,880.000 Scovilles" Spicer
Sean "Highly-Refined Weapons-Grade Capsicum" Spicer
Obama clearly has aids
forgot vid
Sean "You Have To Go Back Or Face The Spice Rack" Spicer
"HIS HOME COUNTRY IN KENYA"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Half of that was the Sequester, caused by fighting Republicans over the budget….caused by Obamacare.
Sean "Slaughter Jews with a Schmeisser" Spicer
>volume 1 of twd
i am drooling. sage for offtopic
My reaction too. Obama's 'home country' is Kenya? What does that mean? His ancestral home or place of birth? Pretty sure Obama's real baby daddy is Frank Marshal Davis.
Now's your time to have senpai notice you.
I don't even have to wait until Monday for Sean "Kikes get Diced" Spicer to blow out the MSM
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fucking amazing
Imfucking hate snl, and it was obvious they were trying to paint him as a boob, but that actually was funny as shit and made Spicer seem like a badass.
That fat 46-year-old cow McCarthy does a good impression of a 43-year-old man with a receding hairline.