Does any other anons here are old enough to remember ==The Mask== movie?
The Mask tells the story of Stanly Ipkiss (played by Jim Carrey) your typical mid class dude, who has a boring desk job, working for ==(((THE BANKS))== all day long. Which is described by Carrey himself as =="a nice guy, just trying to get by"==.
Ipkiss is single and lives only accompanied by his dog ((Milo)), in a small aparment in the crowded metropoli of Edge City, watches cartoons and has some eccentric childlish hobbies despite being an adult, and comes off as pretty much your average beta white male dude.
Even with his best efforts he is unable to get the girl of his dreams, Tina Carlyle (played by Cameron Diaz), portrayed as a ==10/10 QT ARYAN WAIFU==, which actually has been send by his chad boyfriend Dorian Tyrell, a local gangster, in order to record the layout of the bank and rob it eventually.
Ipkiss attempting to be a normie agrees to meet with Tina at the Coco Bongo, a popular night club of Edge City. After being denied the entrace to the club (because of "muh normie policy") and his car breaking down on him, he finds himself walking in a bridge near a harbor. A mysterious face looking object floating on the water on top of a pile of garbage somehows washes near the bridge. Which Ipkiss confuses by a drowning hobo, and do to his "nice guy" nature jumps to the water to rescue him, only to discover that there is no hobo, but only a green mask ancient looking mask.
Out of curiosity he puts the mask over his face, at this moment he transforms him into a yellow-suited, green-faced, bizarre, wise-cracking trickster known as the Mask, who is able to cartoonishly alter himself and his surroundings at will.
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He then manages to gain power to get revenge on his tormentors, he scares off petty gangs by turning balloons into a machine gun, he literaly rapes with exhaust pipes the con-man at the car workshop who wanted to overcharge him because of his broken down car and manages to scare his landlady who always pisses him off about the rent.
At the next day the freakish events of the night before appear on local news and newspapers. Realizing his power he takes of control of it. That same night Tina has a huge stage performance at the Coco Bongo, by which Ipkiss being pretty much peniless has no dime with which to buy his entrance. So he robs the same bank for which he works, inadvertetly trumping Tinas chad bf Dorian's plans.
He then hits the nightclub disguised with his new identity confered by the mask, in which he calls attention for himself and even manages to dance and kiss Tina. This eventually leads to a confrontation with Dorian, in which The Mask flees leaving behind a piece of his pajamas. Ipkiss had already attracted police attention to himself, and by recognizing his pjs, detective Kellaways manages to frame Ipkiss.
Stanley later consults a psychiatrist who has recently published a book on masks, and is told that the object may be a depiction of Loki, the Norse god of ==DARKNESS AND MISCHIEF==.
Jordan Clark
I loved this movie growing up
Dylan Rodriguez
SMOKIN
Logan Powell
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That very same night Stanley meets Tina as the Mask, but he gets caught by Kellaway. M By using the power of mischief magic he manages to trick the whole police forces in order to escape his arrest. But its betrayed by Peggy Brand a ==((MEDIA))== reporter who betrays Stanley and delivers him to Dorian. Dorian then puts on the mask and becomes a powerful evil almost demonic like character which abuses his power. Dorians henchman break Stanley's appartment and fint the money from the bank robbery. Stanley is delivered to Kellaway, which puts him in prison. Stanley is then visited by Tina which urges him to leave the city, and thanks him for treating her like a "like a person, and not some kind of party favor" or basically not objectifying her as Dorian does. Tina attempts to flee but is kidnapped by Dorians goons and taken forcibly to a charity ball hosted at the Coco Bongo, in which Edge City's elite plan on attending. Dorian kills his boss and plans to asume power of the city by blowing up the ball with explosives.
Milo helps Stanley escape his cell, and stanley takes Kellaway hostage in an attempt to stop Dorian. Stanley manages to enter the club at this time. Time by which Dorian has already secuestered the whole place. At the moment Tina tricks Dorian by asking one last kiss from him as his true form, which makes Dorian remove the Mask. Milo manages to take the mask and wears it becoming in a ==MAD DOG== which wreaks havoc and eventually returns the mask to his owner.
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Brayden Torres
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Stanley transform into The Mask once more and saves Tina, contains the explosing and literally DRAINS THE SWAMP by using magic and flushing down Dorian down the drain of a fountain. Police arribe and order is restored, Kellaway attempts to arrest Stanly but the city's Major stops Kellaway having witnessed Ipkiss heroism in action.
As the sun rises Stanley, Tina, Milo and Stanleys best friend Charlie, drive down to the harbor in order to get rid of the mask. Tina throws the mask into the water, and she and Stanley kiss. Both Charlie and Milo jump into the water to retrieve the mask. The film ends with Stanley kissing Tina, quoting the Mask's catchphrase: "SssssMOKIN'!!!"
Now there are certain paralelism to both the kek mythos and modern events that arise from the movie.
In the end Ipkiss used the mask not for personal gain put to use it as a power to do good, making the media look foolish claiming unatural events, twarting the establishments plans and avoiding his arrest, fucking up the banks and distributing the money to charity and literally saving woman from degeneracy and basically making women great again at the process.
Also Darkness and Mischief magic is stated as being a part of Norse mithology…i wonder if the Norse people knew about KEK or Meme magic in a more literal sense.
The Mask is a literal to prophecy of MEME MAGIC.
Carter Perry
STFU what matters is our content not the format faggot.
James Wright
In before Baneposting.
Carter Perez
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Julian Foster
FOUND THE REDDITOR
Blake Brooks
No you're not. This whole thread is baneposting.
Jim Carey's a kike, so I'm dubious of this. Call me a doubles' advogate if you will, but this screams like a forced meme. But, if it is legitimate, there must be more syncronicity than kikery. Do you know anything about The Mask comic book series? It's nothing like this movie.
Christian Ross
forgot sage
Grayson Taylor
All I remember about the movie are the special effects being impressive, and Cameron Diaz being incredibly hot.
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Jacob Bennett
In this thread, OP was a fag.
Leo Barnes
Isn't she a Jew mein Fuhrer?
Caleb Diaz
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Oliver Reed
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Robert Taylor
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Jace Russell
Sorry, I thought that would say "You are a faggot."
Angel Davis
Well the thing is nobody knew who Ipkiss was till he put on the Mask
Ethan Flores
I had it on VHS, must have fapped to Cameron Diaz in that movie about 100 times.
Connor Smith
Garbage thread.
Jackson Ramirez
Why user are you afraid to be a big guy and put on the mask?
Jason Carter
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Gabriel Gomez
That site is pretty funny, by the way.
Robert Brooks
Newfriend, you can't redtext in the middle of a sentence.
Jordan Stewart
Its true op.
ITS ALL TRUE HOW COULD WE NOT SEE IT BEFORE.
Benjamin Reyes
kek
Isaiah Miller
The Mayor (who recognizes the goodness in Stanley and lets him go) represents trump.
Jaxson Fisher
5 Years of working with Ayahuasca will turn you from an Ipkiss to a Mask.
Jackson Lopez
Format is important because inability to understand proper format proves that you are NOT ONE OF US there's a saying out there, for those of you newfriends of good intent LURK TWO YEARS BEFORE POSTING
Isaac Rodriguez
nice redtext you gay faggot
kys 4ever
Brayden Evans
Nobody cared who i was until i put on The Mask.
Christian Parker
when ipkis sang chick chicky-boom he was clearly using latin culture as a "mask" if you will to get away from the police. its like pottery
Aaron Rodriguez
keke does someone remember the cartoon? the cartoon was better than the movie
Luis White
Get out here cuckchan
Jayden Bailey
right ear buccaneer, left ear queer tbh
Lincoln Harris
When analyzing any Jim Carrey movie you have to remember that he clearly has an agenda with every role. For example Truman Show is clearly about his own relationship with the rest of the world after he gained worldwide fame. Eternal Sunshine is about how he wants to erase his past but eventually just finds himself coming back to it. Liar Liar is about how his entire career is basically based in on lies and while the truth can be funny it generally causes problems for him and others because its often taken as insults instead of good humor.
This personal agenda is found in almost all Jim Carrey movies.
The Mask is clearly about his on-stage/off-stage quality. He parodies himself to such an extreme that he literally has to go beyond through laws of physics and become a kind of god of physical comedy. He reaches a kind of insanity point where he is no longer in control and simply desperately wants someone to stop him.
Seriously, Jim Carrey is a genius.
Elijah Perez
Quality post, user.
Gavin Allen
You have a point and nice effortposts, but this really didn't deserve it's own thread. Extremely polite sage.
Jack Peterson
He stumbled into her. He was on a blind double date with Platypus Man.
In the original comic (which is smeared in blood from cover to cover), Ipkiss goes from not-so-loveable loser with a girlfriend to not-so-loveable psychopath on his own due to the Mask removing all barriers of morality. In the end of the first series, his girlfriend steals the Mask and kills him. the Jim Carrey movie was amazing for it's time due to its computer graphics, but it doesn't age very well.
We will not talk about the Jaime Kennedy abortion of a sequel, here.
Landon Wright
I remember when she was hot as fuck.She was smoooking in the mask
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Samuel Hill
Because you can't red text in a sentence.
Also, sage for pop-culture bullshit explanations. OP is a fag.
Evan Adams
This might be the thread that drives me back to halfchan after all these years
Mason Thomas
Never even read the comics, have you. or, uh, pay attention to the actual movie's dialogue….
worse than that, it sounds like he's from honeypotchan, land of the board thieves. YOU NEED TO GO BACK, PEDRO
Kevin Richardson
Autistic coon If you try to ==red text== like this IT DOESN'T WORK