PRESS BRIEFING #11 WITH SEAN "IN CAME VICE SO I ADDED SOME SPICE" SPICER

PRESS BRIEFING #11 WITH SEAN "IN CAME VICE SO I ADDED SOME SPICE" SPICER

Starts at 1:30PM EST, so get your shit done, get your food and smug folders ready, and lets watch the MSM get spiced again.

Official White House Stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=i6Vp0bQAhJ8

First for assblasted skype kikes asking the same loaded question 3 times in a row

First for SPICY.

Spiceru-sama-sensei

You are weak

Sage because it's in 4 hours

Having to justify your sage is a good sign that it's a shitty sage user.

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW

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Overwatch is pozzed bullshit

___K___

Your ass is pozzed.

He's right. Overwatch is pandering to SJWs and casual faggots more than any other current game. It's shit and should be dead, just like every twitch streamer who plays it.

It's like you don't even strategize.

You fags really need to wait longer before making the thread.

Nice try schlomo.

Spicer threads are comfy.

there are rumors Sean does not want to do Press briefings anymore and is looking for a replacement, i hope it's just BS.

Might just be disinfo. I also heard Trump was looking to replace Sean "after a disappointing performance" these first couple weeks. As smug as he gets, it doesn't seem like there's a problem.

This will be the first briefing I will be able to watch because I have a job and school. What have I missed in the past 10?
Any highlights?
General idea of what I am in for?

Lots of spice.

Trump Bump

Media kikes literally fuming in the crowd, getting shit on with the smuggest face possible and SPICINESS

He does stutter a lot. Other than that, he takes very little shit from reporters. Seems good to me.

He really only stutters when he's reading shit to everyone. I blame him rushing through it to dish out some spice to the MSM.

It's D&C kike propaganda trying to sow division in Trump's administration, just like the "President Bannon" meme. Don't fall for it.

Yeah I think if he were to slow down just a touch he would be the perfect man for triggering the MSM when Trump is busy.

The only thing I fall for is Spicer's smugness.


Based on the past two weeks, I'd say he already is. He just needs a bit of tweaking.

it's a stupid fucking pic now don't ever post again until you have a full pubis

Hello JIDF

pick one you underage b& faggot

Alright JIDF that's enough derailing from you. Filtered.

That's not how shit works around here, nigger. Grow your pubes before you post again like I told you.

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Another wild faggot appears!

>>>Holla Forums

quick, someone shoop spicer, asuka, and overwatch shit together so the goon kikes can lose their fucking minds

>>>/vp/

THIS

Lol faggot, stop wasting post limit and calm the fuck down
Let's just post qt3.14s like usual eh

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Boy, the White House is seeping with smug today. Just look at that Jackson in the background.

noice

Just gonna bless this thread with some Happy Sessions.

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Good thing the ovens are nice and hot on national pizza day.

It's a good day.

Man when Trump was signing those EOs, Sessions looked like the kid in hollywood video about to rent his favorite game for the weekend. That gave me pure joy watching that happen.

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It's gonna be a good year

NO BRAKES ON THE HAPPENING TRAIN

PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE

TIME FOR CARTEL BLOOD

I think she's actually Swiss…

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE SWAMP DRAINING OFFICIALLY BEGAN

I like this reality.

POST YFW YOU ARE NOT HILLARY CLINTON RIGHT NOW

We now have RDWS:
Right Wing Deportation Squads
It's a very short memetic hop to RWDS.
It's a fine timeline.

You guys have smug folders? That's memeing on a whole 'nother level!

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I have more but I dont want them to lose their monetary value

lel, make it happen, goys.

Dont really like blizzard after they shit on Starcraft 2 Diablo 3 and no new Warcraft game as well as the shitty race traitor film.

I know I feel like such a fool.

Should I start getting worried

I'll start it with best girl tomorrow.

And Asuka is the worst girl too, but that's really not the point here.

smug

anime

girls

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OUT OUT OUT

No, get a better waifu you faggot.

reminder: snowflakes are an antediluvian symbol

Here's a pic in case you want to embiggen your collection.

I said best girl.

Not surprised you fucks can't even speak American

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Dont try to spread your pleb taste

Reminder Sean Spicer and Sam Hyde both like best girl.

Asuka second worst girl

I'm disappointed in you user

They can't be right 100% of the time, especially when it puts them in league with the fag in charge of gghq, just sayin'.

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Embiggens is a perfectly cromulent word.

asuka is an attention whore needy annoying cunt
rei is an autistic reserved boring mope
they're both shit

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you blizzdrones will hang too on the DOTR.

Alright, Sean Spicer press briefing here we go.

All this bickering over the best waifu almost makes we want to go and watch this Evan Jellion to find out for myself.

This. Anno might be able to make a good story but he's too autistic to even understand why Asuka is actually a good woman. Why should I care what some hobo Jap thinks.

Shut up gook.

It's funny, even though his mouth is frowning or drooping, you can see still the joy on the edges of his lips

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It's all in the eyes. He's downright beaming.

Correct order of watching is Neon Genesis Evangelion (episodes 1-26, episodes 21, 22, 23 and 24 must watch Director's Cut, make sure you do, recognizable from being over 28 minutes long) and then End of Evangelion.

Then ignore everything else, don't even bother watching the spinoffs.

There are better waifus from better trigger shows.

Not my fault my fascist waifu is trapped in a subpar anime user. I didn't pick her.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this

He prefers Asooka, fam.


ayy

The ending to the press conferences are always the best. I hate to see Sean Spicer leave, but I love to watch him walk away. No homo.

BUT DID SEAN HAVE A CHANCE TO WATCH SNL??

What spinoffs?

This is my first one, boys.

Aw shit, user's about to pop his spice cherry.

I haven't watched it either, was it genuinely funny or just anti Commander Spicer trash?

The digits are sending me mixed messages

wew that sketch was breddy funny tbh


Buckle up son, this one's gonna be
SPICY

Buckle up, user, you're in for a treat.

Death & Rebirth (which is actually just rehash mostly) and the Rebuild movies.

DO YOU DISAVOW THE PRESIDENT MR SPICER???

RIGHT WING CANE SQUADS

Funny how faggots tried to claim klk was anti-fascist yet nobody goes directly against how she manages the school other than a bit of nepotism even then they give Matoi a fair chance instead of shutting her down

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Half the press is gas on the spot for being kiddie fiddlers

I don't have anime crops lewd enough to convey my sheer ecstasy, have a cute Rumia instead

cute > lewd

Fuck *gassed

I hope this whole thing is just skype calls.

said the diversity fanboy, you deserve the bog actually.

Anyone else notice the black & white pic of trump doing a roman salute on the whitehouse channel,site?

I liked death and rebirth tbh,more content is good.

SPICY

>both

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Where are you seeing such a picture? Give it to us

Spicy food is best food now.

I think you need to get extremely vetted m8

Who 11/11 here?

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DRUMPF IS LITERALLY HITLER

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I can picture it now:
GAS GAS GAS

11/11 reporting in.

Will Spicer ever give us a quick rundown?

How anti-semitic goy


11/11

it's called WAVING you retard

TRS pls go

What is that?

t.CIA Goldberg

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>>>/4chan/

genuinely cooking mexican while watching these illegals get rounded up and deported.

You need to go back.

Cuckchan leave

Heretic.

That is a phrase Trump used, they stole it from Trump. Trump spoke about "extreme vetting".

It's a Trump saying, TRS appropriated it…

I think you need to get walled up, beaner cuck

Some tacos are great, user. Some have walls.

ur a faget.

Has anyone else ever noticed how whenever there's arguments over waifus, the press briefings start late?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETARD

What is that?

The spiceman is among us?!

get on my smug level faggot

spice man is approaching nigger late times

Spicer isn't going stand by and let people talk shit about his waifu.

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He's too busy defending his waifu with us to start on time.

You're on his clock, not the other way around.

ice try Schlomo but accepting the cucked-cuisine of your enemy is how it all starts

kek, yes.

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Very well then

I still find myself in a stupor when I remember Trump is my President. I know he is my President but I can't believe I am alive to witness the US not going further down the shit hole. Is this how Germans felt when Hitler became their Chancellor?

Will she be in the back of the room today as a punishment?

wew laddie
i can cook whatever i like as long as its spicy
no one is force feeding me culture

Wouldn't shock me honestly.

KEK

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Sean "The De-" Spicer is going to gloriously defend Trump from the slings and arrows of the Jew media whilst he deports them all and their diarrhea cuisine.

What type of foodie cuck beta are you user?

Spicer stop arguing about waifus and get on stage my man

Good, Sean "If you eat rice, you get ICE'd" Spicer needs to hurry up

Well shit, now I know where Trump found Sean Spicer. Must've picked him up while harnessing Tesla's forgotten research to time travel.

I am often feeling this too. Whenever I am thinking about current events, the usual "fucking US government smh, christ" thoughts pop up, but I have to stop my own brain and say "AYO YO, AIGHT HOL UP BRAIN HOL UP WE PRESDENT NAO".

Thanks, btw pic related is what I found on an old hdd. Luckily it has the japanese audio english subs.
Watching GITS I always found myself switching to the original audio.
Looks like I'm all set.

That's just him waving to the audience user, not the Roman salute. Why you always lyin'.

wew lad

Sean, stop shitposting and get up there already.

Barron, you too, go tell your dad to kick out the Mexicans already.

nice dubs but how does cuisine cuckoldry work?
no ones dick is in my food, nor is anyone eating what i've made just for myself

He should use that tech right now to get spicer to the briefing on time.

WORST
NOODLE

Never said you shouldn't eat your own national food,but i'm pretty sure the third reich didn't ban eating forigen food like spergs.

Spicer is one of those guys who just eternally looks like he is in his 30s. Like Keanu Reeves and Putin.

GET.OUT

wew lad you dont have enough hard drive space for a proper resolution/audio quality?

I went to grab lunch so I could watch while I ate and I thought I'd miss the whole thing but it looks like Sean waited for me.

One of these days Spicer is going to show up to the briefing with a piece of toast in his mouth mark my words

Nice try EGGPLANT

Oh yeah forgot to mention but yeah, watch Jap audio with subs, because Shinji's voice acting is insanely good in Japanese (his screams and war cry's etc.)

Also your folder is lacking End of Evangelion, the movie that is the 1½ hour ending to the 26 episode anime. Get that too.

Sean's arguing about waifus again.

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I don't understand that insult

Hitler and the nips were cool, r-right?

I-it isn't like this is my favorite food or anything, b-baka…

What about some gabagool?

penis is shaped like an egg

A worthy pursuit.

You're probably a filthy slav

SEAN GET OFF Holla Forums AND GO DO THE BRIEFING

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I prefer my gabagool in video form.

WHERE IS THE SPICE?!?!

no

REMOVE TOMATO, REMOVE EGGPLANT

Italians and their culture are a massive mistake

Looks disgusting tbqh lad. I knew the word from sopranos and always thought it must be something delicious and now you ruined it for me.

Sean, for fuck's sake, stop shitposting and get up there already.

Barron, you too, get off your ass and tell your dad to kick out the Mexicans.

Im glad things turned out this way

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Spicer is getting later every day.
Come on goddammit I have to go to work in about ten.

He's half kike. Hwndu cuckchanners would tell you otherwise.

IT'S ON

WE ONLINE

STARTO

Could you pick a more pathetic race of people to stand with us during the habbening?

That looks amazing. I just ate a huge lunch and I'm already hungry again. Fuck you.

CAMERAS ARE ON

SEAN'S IN THE HOUSE

HAPPENING!

I obtained those quite a few years ago. Not sure if it is worth the effort to get new ones. Resolution is 720x540 and 940 kb/s.

Luckily past me had the sense to get that one as well, it's in another folder.

IT'S HAPPENING

Time to get comfy.

IT BEGINS

WE HAVE SOUND

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HERE WE GO

HERE WE GO

That fucking smirk. Top Kek.

Who? That random guy?

FAIR ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAW

Hivemind.

IT'S A TRUMP BRIEFING

COME ON IN BITCH

heh

ENFORCE THE LAW

no 1080p, 5.1 audio

user, I…

Translation: no more hanging cops out to dry when they justly shoot violent nogs

HERE WE GO

w-whoopsie

Very nice.
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Yeah,he cried about his parents dying in the holocaust like a faggot.hwndu memes are mostly posted by cuckchanners now.

Who's Garma, then?

I AM THE LAW

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What about pedo cartels?

CARTELS

There were a few funny things to come out of that, but I never really got the appeal. Not sure it deserved 200 threads or whatever it got.

DESTROYING TRANSNATIONAL CRIME ORGANIZATIONS AND CARTELS

Alright, so not that guy then. But otherwise I find the meme-tier Italians to be pretty funny.

THEY NEED TO GO HOME

REMOVE TACO

I can't wait to hear what kind of retard question these faggots will ask

That "New York Italian" is a half Jew mongrel who whined about muh hollacaust. His friend though was an actual Italian and was more based.

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ILLEGALS GO HOME

"Who will supply us with cocaine if you destroy the cartels? Check mate Drumpf!"

nah, he's alright.

TIME TO GO HOME

Yeah the fun stuff was done by us,but the cuckchanners flooded when they banned it on their site and kept making threads even when it died.so i spammed em until they left.sadly they're still on this site on the hwndu board and are on this board too.its why there are so many cuckchan memes being posted.

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SENATOR COONS

Spicer's getting better every press conference at reading these statements without stuttering.

Is it weird that I feel proud?

Kuwait and Iraq gonna get Trumped

Senator coons I can never forget that the senator is actually a nigger

The fuck is wrong with you? Are you even a person?

wait nvm Im retarded

Inb4 kuwait is added to the ban

Anime becoming real talks incoming!!

GAS HUFFERS BTFO

Forgot about this amazingness

Trump gets to meet the drama teacher

It would be weird if you weren't proud.

TREADEAU ABOUT TO GET RAKED

the final easement of the pipeline question

Near Historic Lows
how will democrats spin this as a negative

OH FUCK TRADEUA is coming soon then kike Netanyahoo

It's going to be a great next 2 weeks

I see the sassy nig

OY VEY GOYIM MUH INCOME INEQUALITY

MSM wearing a lot more black today.

Oh boy here we go

I think if any Muslim country should be banned it should be Pakistan. They are a huge fucking problem with a population of 200 million. Libya has a population of 6.2 million, for example.

Inb4 israel gets added to the ban

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CUCKDEU ON MONDAY. GONNA GET TAKEN TO TASK

That was a great fucking answer.

we can only dream
too bad he's meeting with bibi and will kiss that ass like he did at aipac

MISSION PASSED
TAXPAYER RESPECT++

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Trump's going to be the one to cut it too.


The San Bernardino attackers were fucking pakis too.

"Secretary Spicer, what is your favorite anime?"

And they're going to bitch when he does that too.

Agreed,they are also alied with the chinks and are pretty unstable so trump will probably do it.

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THANK YOU SHAWN

Looks like the kike got a seat again

ONLY ONE QUESTION GOYIM

This guy has a seat in the back now

Oh Damn! He has a seat today.

No,he will gas israel,you will see.

Every fucking time.

DAILY REMINDER THAT ASUKA A SHIT WAIFU AND HOLO BEST GIRL

Holy shit did this guy lose his seat and get moved to standing room?

Whenever I hear a kike talk with their kike voice and kike way of speaking I get infuriated without realizing it.

Netenyahu is really bad for it IMO, he doesn't even sound human

kek

Best press waifu is sitting today as well.

If I like the first few episodes I'll look for something in better quality.

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What the fuck?

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Why the fuck do they insist on asking these obscure questions that they know they won't get an answer to, I mean what did that kike think Spicer was going to say "Yes, we believe that Putin poisoned this Russian film maker"?

Because they're literally insane.

His films suck anyway

I love it.

Trump has made Bibi bend the knee so hard it's beautiful

where are we bogged down?

stupid fucking question

They want to make the government look incompetent and unknowning.

These press briefings have always been pretty useless for acquiring real information.
But at least now they're entertaining instead of just sad. Watching Josh Earnest go "ehhh ummm uhhh" while flipping through a 400-page script of questions and answers was both sad and boring.

You can see the narrative they're trying to spin.

"Hur dur clarify this tweet instead of talking about actual news."

WE ARE NOT PUTTING ENOUGH LGBTQ IN THE BOG

I JUST ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION

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CHINESE FEELING THE HEAT

I mean I guess I know, because they're planning on spinning the White Houses non-position on some obscure Russian guy's wife thinking he's been poisoned, as a pro-Russian stance by Trump.

NIP NONG BING BONG

DRAINING THE SWAMP FIRST! FUCK THE BOG!

AND A NIP NONG CHING CHONG FONG TO YOU TOO YOUNG MAN

CHING CHONG BING BONG

lel I love Sean.

Everything about them does this to me.

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No.

That cranial structure on that blonde wench is disgusting.

Ching chang

CLAIMED

Yup. Pakistan is the second largest Muslim nation by population, the first being Indonesia but I have never met or even heard of anyone who has met Indonesians, so I guess they just stay in Indonesia, which is good.

Pakis on the other hand, are fucking everywhere. Just looked it up and there are 350k foreign born Pakistanis in the US. Probably 400-500k if you count the children these people have had in-country.

NO REGRETS

Does an extra chromosome count as a valid press pass?

BUT TRUMP IS GOING TO STACK THE SCOTUS WITH YES MEN!

These people are idiots.

She looks worried and bored

Have some lessons

ABSOLUTELY NO REGRETS
THE MADMAN

No Regrets

now fuck off

The fuck do you think you dumb bitch?

Ugly as fuck

FUCKING CLAIMED

These slimy fucking idiots. Sean should put his foot down.

wew lad.


Journos cannot into logic

moot-with-a-wig speaks

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NO REGRETS
NO REGRETS
NO REGRETS
NO REGRETS
NO REGRETS

TALK TO ICE BITCH

These kikes and their multi-part questions hogging the clock are really getting to me.

Chaimed

REGRET IT GOY

Why is trump such a mysoggynee

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You're gonna need to put a bag over it though

SPICE WORKING WITH THE ICE

no no

This lady got some tiddies

Her skull's shaped like a box and she's going bald in her 20's fam. You have genetically suicidal taste in women.

FFS sake spit out your question you dumb tart

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Butterface tier.

She looks like something out of Witcher.

They're in western european countries like britian too

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ICY HOT

that nigress next to her looks so bored

FUCKING REALLY?!?!

Lord Kek give the spice man the strength to deal with these kikes.

That black chick is like "Bitch, just shut up already!"

This is all I see.

So are we

NO REGRETS
NO REGRETS
NO REGRETS
NO REGRETS
NO REGRETS
NO REGRETS

Wow press slut just got BTFO.

This line of questioning is boring.

This bitch is actually trying to spin an attack on one Judge to be an attack on all Judges. Fucking retard.

NO REGRETS

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My sides are gone lad

Is this niggers lips real?

OF COURSE HE WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE HE WILL

SHE LIKES THE PUNISHMENT SPICER HAND IT OUT

You mean infuriating.

Does this bitch need to be lectured like a child before she fucks off?

Make this drop very VERY Spicy.

the double standard

wat

SPICE HER

He's super spicy today.

GETTING SPICY IN HERE

DESTROY THEM SPICE MAN LET NONE SURVIVE

Just filter the autist/bot

EVEN SATAN KNOWS THIS IS BULLSHIT

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Absolutely spiced.

Autism alert

filter the fag he did this yesterday

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We need to keep women out of journalism, it makes them even less able to shut up

He likes cocks in his mouth and anus.

Fucking cunts in the front row always asks smarmy questions. They have to go.

Stop spamming faggot

THIS PRESS BRIEFING ROOM ABOUT TO BECOME SEAN'S RED ROOM

This kikes voice holy shit

Looks like we've found today's narrative.

YOUR ANTHER ABOUT THE CONTETHKT

REPUBLIC

I'm not answering this for the 4th time

YOU STUPID FUCKS, JUST GET OVER IT

y tho

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OY VEY

SIT UP FATTY

I'M A CUCK PLEASE WRECK MY SHIT SPICER

She keep on asking the same fucking questions and expecting different results. I bet you anything that they are going to cherry pick the worst of these answers for the morning news.

what kinda Holla Forumsack doesn't have a smug folder…

SPICE EM

I can't even bear to look at this fucking press conference, I can only listen to it on audio, the entire crowd looks and acts like a stuck up liberal crowd.

Phil - "Your answer doesn't make sense…"

how can it be clearer? Faggot doesn't like the answer, so he can't make sense of it.

1 1 8 2

Why are these retards harping on about the Judges? Don't they have something better to talk about?

shut this fat fuck down

SHUT UP KIKE

That guy's voice was awful.

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We can only hope.

YOU'VE ASKED THIS QUESTION EIGHT TIMES ALREADY

STOP ASKING THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION

FATTY CRUISIN FOR A BRUISIN

So is the press trying to go for a concentrated strike on one retarded question today? They're trying to dogpile him on something they have no room to stand on.

I LITERALLY STOOD HERE AND DID IT

Holy shit these kikes and women do not belong here they are unable to just ask a regular question and accept an answer

FAKE NEWS

THE JEWDICIAL PROCESS

This bearded fatso is being extremely rude to the guy whose question he interrupted =^/

NOT cool at all imo

HAHAHAHA KIKE BTFO BY SPICER

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SPICE

This is getting out of control.

Every time Trump gets another member of his cabinet, Sean gets braver and stronger.

LET'S GO SEAN FUCK THEM UP

SHUT THAT NIGGER F DOWN SPICER

Fat fucking kike refuses to yield the mic. How many fucking time does the kike need to be told? And the cock continues to argue like a fucking Gawker employee.

LITERALLY FUCKING SPICED

journalist doesn't do journalism

WEW THE SILLIEST THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD

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GET EM OUTTA HERE

Where's the gas chamber?
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SEAT OPEN FOR A SKYPE-LAD

Just look at the faces

FIND THIS MAN AND REEEEEEEEEE HIM

Press is really being adversarial today.

SPICED

REKT

THIS IS SILLY
YOU ARE SILLY
GUARDS GET THIS SILLY MAN A TWINKIE

They've brought it up at how many briefings already? Don't they have what they want already?

Why are they still talking about fucking tweets?

SHUT THEIR LYING KIKE MOUTHS

HANG 'EM HIGH

That's because that's what they are.

breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/10/18/revealed-96-percent-of-medias-campaign-donations-went-to-clinton/

THIS IS SILLY.

We need to see if that faggot shows up to the briefing tomorrow.

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THAT FAT PIG GOT BTFO

AUTHORITY
Let him go!

SPICED

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I WAS LITERALLY THERE WHEN HE COMMENTED ON THAT

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I noticed that too holy fuck

Holy shit

THAT CRITICISM ISN'T APPLICABLE BECAUSE TRUMP IS TRYING TO CLEAN UP KING NIGGER'S MESS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHUT IT YOU SILLY FAT FUCK

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W E W
E
W

THAT user THAT'S POPPING HIS SPICER CHERRY SURE GOT A GOOD ONE TO START WITH

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Probably works for Haaretz.

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I wish he'd quit saying literally

Can someone webm this, that was too good

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tfw ABSOLUTELY SPICED

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I'm starting to like this guy. He seems to enjoy watching kikes get spiced.

Spicy trips

Who is the fat guy and who does he work for so we know who to boycott?

YOU FAT FUCKING KIKE GET THE FUCK OUTT!!!!!

lel

Hitler agrees

How can you be at the fucking briefing and not know that sean is the presidents press briefer?
WHAT A FUCKING MORON

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Muh waifu

(heil'd)
I would really like a labeled seating chart to get to know them. The front row stage right guy is the only professional.

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Gas yourself

seconding this

I noticed this guy too. He looks visibly upset.
Press shooting imminent?

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Social media "journalist" got a chance to take a big boy job, don't think we'll be seeing him again.

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can i save your OC user-kun?

It's a bad speaking habit that this generation has been raised with. It shows he spends a lot of his time on the internet where that word is used most often.

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We don't have any boycott power and nobody here really visits fake news sites anyways.

Not my OC, taken from another press briefing thread. By all means, put it ob your spice rack.

how many real journalists are left these days?
does assange count?

mfw the first mass press shooting hebbens when a Holla Forumslack gets press credentials and REEEEE's out

IF I WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE DO IT YOURSELF PUSSY

WEW
Sean seems genuinely riled after that fat fuck.

Take care :D

dude weed

He got sick of their shit pretty quick today.

Mar-a-Lago

lol he just leaves

THAT SMILE WHEN HE LEAVES

UTTERLY SPICED

That fucking smirk at the end gets me every time.

That fucking screeching. Bahahahahaha get rekt you kike rats.

ABSOLUTELY SPICED

Did I seriously just hear a bitch asking about who's paying for the Mar-a-Lago visit, AGAIN?

BIITCH STFU

Spicin up the press one briefing af a time

I would be too. He was acting like a blighting child.

COULD TRUMP MAKE D.C. GREAT AGAIN

FRANKEN-TRANNY

i love the way he just walks off like a boss

ty user you dont happen to have that elbow salt guy but its sean with chillis?

Whoever that user was that was watching these for the first time, I hope you enjoyed the ride.

I hate Journalists so much

IT'S OVER

not many, and even fewer objective ones.
Not sure what Assange would be considered, I guess he's still a journalist.

It's not a bad speaking habit, they literally changed the meaning of the word literally both literally and literally to piss faggots like you off.

Who is the fat fuck and what organization does he represent? I would like to express my distaste for him to his employer.

SEAN PLS

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That smirk at the end always perks me up.

go back to reddit

He's a good guy.
He's been having to deal with the combined retardation of the media up close and personal every single day, I hope he gets used to it soon.

He's a big guy

I would too if some fat fuck that calls himself a journalist doesn't even listen to past press briefings and acts like a complete twelve year old

Also, what is the possibility that he is jewish and why is it above 100%?

At work, so no sorry. I think I saved it on my spice rack at home pc though. Good luck finding it.

not for me he's not

For jew

I wish Sean would have finished when he was about to call him a twelve year old.

Lets pay attention to if the assholes that bugged him with those stupid questions about the judge are in his dog house now. No questions from them the next couple of briefings?

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Oy vey

Can I get the time mark? I missed it

And he'll be standing in the back next to the Indian guy

Also did the ending play twice for anyone else?

Sometimes I forget that Trump's idea of a muslim ban was even more popular than Trump himself. This fucking timeline, I swear.

Yeah, it did for me too

Did anyone get webm of Sean almost calling that kike a 12 y/o?

Here is that sheboon reporters twitter
twitter.com/aprildryan

Im hunting for the beard and glasses guy

He went back to say something else but it was cut off in beginning. Something about a gift for Prime Minister Abe.
I'm guessing addressing the BS paying for Mar-a-Lago questions but who knows.

The ending didn'tplay twice, he was answering that bitches question on who was paying for Miralago for Abe. He said it was a gift to Abe from the president.

It pisses me off that those in the front three always have the best seats. I wish Pajeet would sit there.

Requesting name of fat fuck reporter

DESIGNATED SHITTING SEATS

Oh.

Holla Forums is a Spicer admiration society.

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Oh yeah, now THIS is a book I want to read.

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I agree, the pajeet is at least respectful when he asks questions, unlike those ungrateful bitches. Unfortunately, the seats are chosen not by the White House, but by the Correspondence Association.

repost of first pic because i'm retarded
keep score at home

he spiced that balding guy who looks like an egg too

Well maybe it's time that Holla Forums advocates for more minority journalists in the front row.
@whca
White House Correspondents' Association
600 New Hampshire Avenue, Suite 800
Washington, DC 20037
202-266-7453 (phone)
202-266-7454 (fax)

t. retard spergfuck

I think this is him. Can anyone confirm?
twitter.com/JaredRizzi

Filtered.

what a fucking weasel

yeah, totally looks like him here

I am all for advocating that they rotate the whole press room like IIRC, Trump or Bannon wanted to do in the first place.

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A nigger cook?

what?

I just read that the 2 front rows are reserved for the "most important media". Found a list of everyone in the room https:// en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_press_corps
Not every journalist can got there. You need white house or senate press credentials and must be a WHCA member. But that costs only $100/year.

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Mmm, spiced weasel.

Go watch The Shining.

wew

The Shining; the butler ghost person said it.

Do I sense a "Holla Forums becomes a white house press correspondent" thread in the near future?

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thanks lad saved

It's a line from the movie. The Shining

Well, there is a "Tommy Christopher of The Daily Banter" there. If they can get it, so can we…

Seen it, sorry took me a few to get what you were referring to. I got it after I posted my reply. I thought you were talking about someone in the press room so I was confused, I'm a faggot my fault.

Man, what is it with Stephen King and supernatural negroes, anyway?
probably some more I'm forgetting

Google "magical negro". It's a thing where all kind of stuff is projected onto niggers.

Confirmed, its him.
twitter.com/JaredRizzi

Kubrick is the only jew I would consider sparing. He would only be allowed to create Nationalist propaganda and be the new Leni Riefenstahl

Added to

Well he didn't actually holocaust the kikes, so I guess there's some truth to that.

Do you rike my smug anime girl folder?

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Hitler did nothing wrong, he just didn't do enough right.

Greasy kike got the smackdown he deserved. Spicer is amazing.

Pomf please go

Looks like this dude talks with his eyes closed half the time. What's with that?

Weakness. He can't look his opponent in the eye. Same reason his questions were childish, and he just started whining when Spicer didn't give him the reaction he wanted.

Pappardelle bolognese or with braised meat

Girl on the front row, Hallie Jackson, has had a booger incident in the past.

And they call US gross? That's fucking rich!

I just like fettuccine alfredo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sure we break some balls here tonight.
But I go way back.

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Entitled bitch can't figure out that taking up undue time is considered rude.

SEND THEM BACK TO AFRICA

Probably the first time in its worthless life it's been told that chimping uncontrollably isn't considered civil behavior.

LOL even in this setting, niggers can't stop genetic predisposition to chimp the fuck out

dat u-turn tho

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To be fair, the guys in the white coats usually let them rattle their cages and the SS doesn't carry tranqs.

;_;7
don't ever stop, fellow autistes, there's lots of memeworthy stuff in these daily press briefings beatings.

What an annoying cunt.
She goes out of her way to say 'look, im not lying, we sourced quotes and everything' then proceeds to purposefully take it out of context and push the narrative.

What?

Best Timeline.

Guys, I'm going to need all of Spicer's nicknames, just so I can shoot them off from the top of my head if need be to some libs.

When's the next briefing?

…and you know that, because…

There is a joint press briefing with Trump and Abe about to start on the white house channel. I tried to start a thread but I think the server ate it. I must have fucked something up, anyone else is welcome to try.

NOW

The blonde wants the spicy D

no press briefing on 2/10 and 2/13 ??

Hahaha my sides
Omg

Hahaha