Big Mouth

I had two minutes of my life stolen from me by this trailer and you're all going to suffer too.

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"Streaming is the way of the future"

All I see is the continuation of TV.

If they didn't have high production values and stuff, people would say it's just YouTube

from just the thumbnail and name i can tell that it looks awful

Angela anaconda reboot?

It's a (((Netflix Original))) about young teens going through puberty and ejaculating and normalizing pedophilia. Dick and piss and vagina jokes are still funny, right?

They're teens so it isn't pedophilia. Calm your conservative sensibilities.

That's why I struck it out :^)

I got 20 seconds in.. It's like an uglier, less funny, more crass version of a Seth MacFarlane show.

Is it really conservative though? Most normalfags will treat any sort of adult/teen relationship as "creepy" and "pedophilic". Irks me to no end that normals will use "pedophile" to mean "creepy".

Even if every character in the show was supposed to be 18, an entire show constantly talking about boners, periods, jizz, fapping, schlicking, awkward sex, and bodily functions as the central and primary source of conversation and comedy would still be repulsive.

God you could ask any random 6 year old to draw something, and despite being squiggly as fuck whatever character design they come up with would have to be more pleasant to look at than this shit.

So it's guaranteed to be shit.

who

Holy fuck the shills aren't even trying in the comment section. They're so painfully obvious it hurts.

I'm glad that Jews are so creative and can continue to bring us quality entertainment for years to come.

A d-list celebrity who sucks viacom's dick and spews their political talking points to stay relevant.

I've seen 3 seconds of it and that's all I needed to see.

Remember how everyone said we'd start getting more and more quality cartoons when Netflix and Hulu began to get big?

Wow this looks awful.

The art is ugly as sin. It's like Seth MacFarlane but far worse.

The premise of this show sounds awful. Not because its pedophilic(thats like the smallest problem that normies seem to make a big deal out of) but its seem to somehow make puberty sound gross much as possible.

The comedy is too edgy and vulgar. The same problem Sausage Party had.

Even the most degenerate loli anime isn't as vile as this.

Is this and NeoYokio where the budget for better framerate in Voltron goes?

Except for the fact that pedophiles, legit pedophiles are actually pretty creepy. Not all creeps are pedophiles but all pedophiles show some level of creepy behavior.

Deep down inside I was kinda hyped you know Netflix would probably give us actual adult animation and not some fucking poorly animated comedy shit


why must animation be doomed

Well we got Bojack Horseman so that's a plus.

but thats the thing I dont care for these fucking shows. I am talking about adult cartoons with action not fucking ass jokes

Why does the puberty golom looks like roger from American Dad?

I don't see it.

Sad just sad.

This is why Russia and china will surpass the west one day.

There are so many jews cast in his that even have one voicing the little black girl. Mulaney is the only goy I saw and he is irish so not much better. Kroll's rat face is likely why this even animated.

You know there is a man in prison right now in the UK for possessing Simpsons porn, because the characters are underage. In theory, everyone who watches this in the UK could be sent to prison.

Really?
if so that's hilarious

What?
I fucking was in HS like 2 years ago and they treated the guys like potential rapists and the girls like princesses

I feel bad about you kiddos. It almost 10 year sense I graduated. I never thought highschool could get worse. But luckily girls were never interested. So I was never labeled a rapist.

you'd become creepy overtime if you were persecuted and ostracized. cause =/= consequence

This is why y'all need >>>Holla Forums

It's garbage like this that give me hope. If shit like this gets made, maybe my Newgrounds-tier art style has a chance.

Or maybe this is all just celebs selling shit cause their name is on it.

I thought the Simpsons porn guy was jailed in Australia.

No reason for studios to bother with action or even something that's just remotely serious in tone when comedy is cheaper to animate, and is almost guaranteed to turn in a profit from a public with no taste.
If I may digress for a moment, I consider this one of the negatives of capitalism. Not just for cartoons, but arts in general, when they become overly dependent on money they become soulless, low effort garbage. Just look at the state of movies and music for example. I know I'm sounding like a commie(and a Holla Forumsfag) right now, but I'm not. This is just something I pondered over for some time now, and it's the conclusion that I came to. Arts and economy don't mix.

There was also another jailed Simpsons porn guy here in Canada.

what you just said is the current Canadian animation landscape

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fixed

Actually pretty shocked by how much easier on the eyes that is.
God it's sad when R&M designs outclass yours by leagues. They may as well slap Rick's face over all of them, their original character designs are outright just too fucking hideous.

How about some Webms of these, not gonna watch these youtube embeds.

The thing that rustles me the most is that anatomically good looking model in that thumbnail's background next to that weird ass character design.

I fucking hate myself for kind of liking the design on the monster, but I can't get over how fucking ugly the giant balloon heads and giant mouths are.

No, just as fags are annoying. You have a mental illness.

I think that user is fully aware of that tbh.

Except Holla Forums is dead and your posting style shows that.

>>>Holla Forums

somehow its worse than potatofaces and noodlearms

why

I can see the Family Guy influence by the way the ""jokes"" are made and how everyone has that sarcastic fake tone of voice while delivering their lines.

It only looks slightly better then that goanimate crap that autistic children use.

The GoAnimate stuff looks better, dude.

LOLOLOL SO CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing wrong with pointing out the flaws you seen in any system humanity has come up with. Only the most zealous of adherents to any system will declare it without fault, same goes for capitalism, what you pointed out seems to be a very real issue.

Indeed, the mass industrialization of the arts has lead to what seems to be a low effort, profit driven industry that chokes out anything unable to compete with it monetarily.

That's also the beauty of the system though, you never have to give your money or attention to mainstream shit if you don't want to. Just look for people who make things you enjoy and support them, if enough people do this, who knows, maybe they could carve out a small, but adequately funded niche for themselves.

Real subtle there comrade.

The issue isn't capitalism and industrialization as much as it is nepotism and cronyism. In short: CN as a network is churning out shit like this because they only hire from the incredibly insular and creatively bankrupt pool of hipsters and Marxist kool-aid chugging faggots who are so far up their own asses that they can't tell how talentless and awful their friends are, because all they care about is virtue signalling.

Same shit is happening in triple A vidya. The writer for the new Dishonored DLC was hired for a bunch of politically charged tweets they made, for fuck's sake.

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Oh my god I just realized what this reminds me of
The ugly artstyle
The shitty animation
The god-awful humor
It all adds up
It's
IT'S

Not anymore when SocJus gets in charge. Also let's talk about one of the creators of that show, oh, one Nick Kroll. Consider for the jury the evidence of Mr. Kroll's actual background (and it will be free of the triple brackets). But there's something more going on right now for a show like this. Remember when the code was cracked about who Dan Harmon really was? And why his hard takeover of Rick and Morty damned it to mediocrity really quickly? Well have I got a topper for you. Because I'm gonna talk to you about some of Granny Goodnesses litter of kids? And believe me the Granny Goodness metaphor will make sense.

From infogalactic.com/info/Nick_Kroll#Personal_life
Wew lads, here's an example of a really really useless man who's taken just about every worthless degree a college graduate can take. But how can you afford such a good numbers of these pointless degrees without taking out a loan?

Why that last name Kroll, it not only sounds like a very Kirby-esque name for an evil organization, why it almost seems familiar… Because he's the son of Jules. B. Kroll! Let's take a good look at his background…

From infogalactic.com/info/Jules_B._Kroll (with some edits)
>Jules Kroll was born to a family that worshiped both Cthlutlu and Darkseid [2] on May 18, 1941, in Bayside, Queens. His father ran a printing business that was subject to graft and demands for kickbacks from purchasing agents, and an agreement that this would all pass if they surrendered all future decedents over to Granny Goodness's finishing school in the Armegeddo. Kroll attended Cornell University, where he was a member of Quill and Dagger, and Georgetown University Law Center.[3]

It later on goes on about company he would found under his last name also seen here: infogalactic.com/info/Kroll_Inc. , and what do they specialize in?
Sounds pretty Apokolips type sorta business to me. Question is, is that company on your side anons and fellow Holla Forumsnspiraters? Or for Darkseiders of Earth? You decide!

But something rather interesting about this pattern, I've seen it before and you've seen it too. You've seen it in Modern Art Galleries to most of the Hollyweird junk being put out, to brainwashing of Redditers. But in the end you've always wondered where most of the Plutocratic boomer kids end up don't you? Because we've all seen this before haven't we?

I do not remember this. Mind enlightening me on this subject as well?

Because we know the pattern aplenty don't we Holla Forums? Today the networks for the arts isn't about beauty or wonder or the observations of real everyday folks. It's about the hang ups and twisted fantasies of the plutocratic rich and their perversions writ large upon the world. And them dumping that shit in your face and calling it art.

Do what thou wilt indeed.


First you can see this thread: archive.is/0Q1ka#selection-5491.1-5519.8, but it boiled down to three things:
1) It was about the fact that Dan Harmon is really all about riffs and less about character and plot : archive.is/dQPJ1.
2) archive.is/0Q1ka#selection-5863.0-5895.8 : Dan Harmon's Story Embryo is about making the Seinfeld joke about "nothing" and turning it into a perversion of good story telling.
3) Dan Harmon's aversion to the natural attraction and men and women have for each other.
All three of these items combined destroy art, storytelling/comedy at the same damn time.

DICK DICKMAN BABY

Correct and as an addendum let me add something that ties it all back to Holla Forums. See these pictures? Their names say it all, but they've had a profound influence on pop culture. They've had that influence because they live in the real world, and have lived real fucking lives. It shows in the art.

Today, we don't have that anymore, just rich spoiled fucks who've never worked a day in their lives staring into a series of soul sucking black mirrors.

That's because comics aren't a career anymore. You can't make a living with it.

Take Jack Kirby for example. When he got into comics, he was able to pull himself out of the ghetto into the American middle-class, able to provide for his family and afford his own home. The same goes for a lot of guys back then. Will Eisner, C.C. Beck, Curt Swan, Dick Sprang, Alex Toth, etc. All of them could say that comics were a career.

Today, that isn't the case. The Big Two have realized that fanboys will buy books regardless of the quality, and they actively try not to hire talent to prevent another Image rebellion.

I reported it for lewd content featuring minors.

wait did they just show a little girl's pussy?


bastions of morality these pieces of shit are

the talking vagina is easier to look at than the actual characters

We'll have to wait until show seasons are sold on a "pay what you want" model. Then the producers and creators' will have enough capital to actually produce content that isn't nihilism or juvenile toilet humor. That's the problem with animation nowadays. They don't make much money, so the execs have to come in and take creative control just so the shows pay back and supplement their lost profits with toys and DVDs. It's why networks are bringing back old properties. That and the fact that YouTube e-celebs have taken most of their audience.

if she gives you a blowjob, is it oral sex or vaginal sex? 🤔🤔🤔

Nice try. Fuck off.

Hey Holla Forums

fuck off seriously

Angela was way cuter than this abomination

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i want to fuck the monstress away.

and yknow, that is kinda the real way to make it go away, to fuck her right in the pussy.

>>>/monster/

Nice try shill.

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Hopefully this opens up doors for more future cartoons to feel comfortable with showing underage genitalia

Then it'd be good for something at least

Too canon.

If that show gets teens to fuck me, I'm fine with it.

Why would you want that?

If you need a shitty cartoon to get someone to fuck you then I have bad news.

How can someone be so desperate?

Get out normalfag.

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Why do you need standards when fapping to cartoons?

Just ignore and report for chronic shitposting, its just another faggot from Holla Forums.

They aren't gonna fuck you regardless boyo.

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Why do all the characters look like they have down's syndrome?

They look like Klasky Csupo characters translated into flash.

This isn't anything new. Poorly drawn, gross adult jokes = funny has been going on a long time. Pic related is just as trash.

nice bait

How the fuck is it bait? Drawn Together is complete shit.

I always found the quality of Drawn Together to vary from sublime to worse-than-family-guy, often within a single episode. I got the sense that every joke the writers could come up with was crammed into the show without any quality control.

I hope we get to see her tits.

opinion disqualified

Drawn Together's sole purpose was to outrage special snowflakes with increasingly offensive jokes and sneak shit on TV under the radar.
The jokes had to be offensive first and funny second. They also employed fuckton of comedic torture to carry the less than stellar jokes which is why all in all it was a pretty funny show.
UNLESS ofcourse youre easily triggered by poop jokes.

Nope, still not aroused.

I knew I'd recognized the handwriting.

Drawn Together was one of the worst shows ever, what made it funny was how hard it tried to be funny. And it's very quotable.

Early (but not too early…) Family Guy was way better than Drawn Together, but I can't quote anything from that show besides "Shut up Meg" and the "You have aids" song.

And before I forget: While Drawn Together was terrible, it still felt less forced and looked less ugly as Big Mouth. With Drawn Together, you have the feeling the creators had fun making it, especially during the self-aware episodes mocking their cancellation and ratings.

Why the fuck are you even on Holla Forums if you're going to insist on being tasteless trash?

Kike detected.

Figures he'd be one of the first willing to touch this cancer.

fuck off back to Holla Forums you eternal plebeian and never come back

only thing remotely decent looking is the monstress

why couldn't they just do the whole show like that

don't feel bad its the only thing good about the show
mosntergirl is the only thing that looks good about an American made show, i am not shocked /monster/ girls are great

not even he can make these charectors look good
and he made hillary fuckable
THICK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND
he could make an ugly ass granny
look more fuckable
then that thing

what a world

Fuck off back to /leftpol/ kike.

poopie

DT had quite a few funny moments.
Sure you'd be a fool to think it was anything but low brow humor with a few clever bits thrown in there, but I wouldn't call it terrible at all.
Terrible is shit like modern South Park or nuSimpsons where they preach at you constantly when all you were looking for was a laugh.
Also, for the most part they really did love making the show (especially the voice actors from what I could tell), look up some behind the scenes videos about it.
It's just a shame the movie was so bland and unfunny.

a shill tries to sell a product, what exactly am i selling here? take your meaningless Holla Forums buzzwords back to your containment board if you won't use them correctly.

What? Do you think anyone who can draw better than a stick figure is a good artist? You've got pretty low standards.

Drawn Together also never made any attempt to be anything but a crass reality show and pop culture parody. At no point did it try to have a deep storyline or well developed characters, and anytime they got dramatic is was part of the gag.

and it still was the best show comedy central ever aired.

So how do y'all explain this

jews

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Paid reviews or degeneracy

so a bunch of pedophiles made a pedo cartoon and got away with it

how do they still have careers

Oh user, I have some bad news for you.

Well to be fair they were mad as shit that Trey and Matt got their show cancelled.

Same way half the people involved with pedowood still have careers.

They did?

It looks like garbage but it can be funny. The voice actors don't fit with kids but the characters are not unidimensional and have good chemistry.
They rely too much on dialogue though.

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so, im currently starting episode 4 of this show, and at first it seems like total shit, but its starting to grow on me, tbqhfam.

kill me

That's what cancer does before it kills you.
Seek chemo.

There's nothing wrong with you, I gave up on hardcore porn long ago with all the snot, retarded facial expressions and dumb, pierced sluts I feel more sorry for than aroused. All I can think of is how many dicks had been in that ass before and what motivates one to forever ruin your genitals with a piercing.

So I switched to high res vanilla porn targeted at a female audience where the couple is at least able to smile and their soul and brains aren't dead, amateur stuff and fiction.
I can only fap to shit I won't questions.

its kind of relateable, you know?
i dont know if it was ever quite as bad as they show, but it definately reminds me of middle school.

just got to the part in episode 5 where the little girl talks to her vagaina that masturbates on screen.
i was kind of disappointed, i was kind of hoping for something more hot

>mfw halfway through writing that i realized how bad it sounds

So you were a kikelet on e?

y-yeah.
i guess. its kind of hard to pull specific example but like the shit of always being hard in school, wanting to jerk off all the time when i was a teenager, the random violently sexual thoughts about women. the inability to go more than a day without jerking off, its kind of like nostalgia.
i just got the major SJW scene at the end of episode 8 though, that part was pretty shit.

Nice blog.

Yeah, after all, they forgot they have the be famous or an MP, and molesting real children to avoid prison, and then not get any sort of punishment until after they die.

The intro is quite good.

Fucking cuck countries

All I wonder is: How did people find out that he's got Simpsons porn and why did people even care? I doubt that the cops checked just for fun, there must be more to that story.

To be fair anyone who gets off to Simpsons porn has to be really fucked in the head.

Is it hard to think of an example because that isn't what it was like? Since all of the shit you're talking about is just stuff we present to kids in our media about middle school and high school but is actually complete bullshit?

If you were walking around school all day with a boner, you needed to go see a doctor. Most people get a random boner like 2-3 times a week and only then for less than a minute.

And what 'violent' sexual thoughts about women? Wanting to give them a black eye, rape them and see them cry and then threaten to do worse if they ever talk about it? Or wanting to have sex? Because if it's the former I think you're just a disturbed individual, and if its the later than you've just been told that your sex drive is evil.

The show is literally the same bullshit Hollywood has been brainwashing kids with for decades, but this time just uses harsher language because that's what the kids are into these days. Saying cunt makes what you're saying woke.

7.2?

They were to cheap to even pay for the 8 with a bullshit 'progressive' show?

How cheap can you get?

Basically they put an embargo on reviews from people who aren't paid off.
When this review embargo lifts expect the rating to just completely tank.

God dammit I want to Fuck the ever loving shit out of monstress. Why is there no porn of her yet? God fucking dammit

>>>/fur/
>>>/monster/
>>>/suicide/

you faggots are no fun allowed niggers. at least 4channer know that fur and monstergirls are SEXY

You can go back there if you love it so much.

Jew confirmed. Normal people didn't experience that kind of shit.

not exactly :^)


you didn't have to come out and say it, we could tell already…

Binged it up until like episode 8.

Story's not terrible. Not the greatest but not terrible. A few genuinely funny bits, a fuckton of degeneracy. They show the girl's talking vagina, the little boy questions whether or not he's gay, realizes he's not (kinda, they pulled that "it's a spectrum" bullshit) the two main protags go over one kid's house and his older brothers try to force them to play soggy biscuit with them. I dunno, I grew up seeing/doing a lot of fucked shit in my youth so I could kinda relate to some of it. Like having your older cousins show you your first porno when you're like 10 or 11.

Sadly, it's actually not the most pozzed shit on TV. Eh, i'd say give it a watch. Humor's not mindblowing but again, it's watchable.

What did they mean by this?

Someone's projecting. You can pretend all that stuff you experienced is normal all you want, won't change the fact that it isn't.

anyone who fights the sentence "no one is 100% gay or straight" is a fucking retard, though.

Same with everyone saying gender is biological and that there's only two of them goy fellow enlightened human.

this is what secret gays do.

Fuck off back to tumblr with you "buhh…buhh you've thought about it." bullshit. Of course you consider it because it's a thing that exists and we as a thinking species involuntarily consider all things we become aware of. That doesn't mean we want to partake in it. Same with suicide, murder, or rape. You might consider killing someone, that doesn't make you kind of a murderer, or kind of a rapist. You either do or you don't.

Even then you just admitted you think about it.

Hey you, think about fireflies, right now. Now think about fucking one in the ass.

Are you obsessed with fireflies now? Do you secretly want to fuck firefly butt? Or are you just a giant bugophobe?

typical republican retard: too stupid or lazy to see the gradient, nothing is black and white, regardless of what your sacred bible tells you .

Has that ever really happened?

You said it not me, why do you want to fuck fireflies user?

Much like every other gross sexual thing on urban dictionary, I doubt it's real until someone comes out with a porno– or even worse a news report– where people are actually fucking doing it, so yeah, probably. World's a pretty fucked up place user.

Same here bub

I thought that that was going to be the case. In my defense, it was before (((current year))). At least, we got Castlevania, a Western action cartoon that didn't depend on selling action figures.

Say it with me:
THICCCCCCC

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T R A S H

FATTTTTTT

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You say that like it is a good thing. You might as well say:

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because it's shit

T. Beta cuck manlet that doesnt want a horny 7 foot tall monster girl who likes it really rough

That's exactly what beta cuck manlets want though.

Well we got Neo Yokio so that's a plus.

Can someone post the baleeted post again, I missed it.

The fuck are you talking about?
"If you thought about it that means you want to be it and if U say U don't than ur in denial. HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR."
What school of thought leads to trains of reasoning such as this?
Oh right, the school of bait

Porn of one of the puberty monsters or whatever.

here you go

Reported again for garbage.

Hey.Holla Forums

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NSFW content is allowed only in spoilers
its right there at the top of the page you dumb fuck.

Shit taste is still shit taste, reported again for garbage.

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dont care, post didnt break any rules, you're retarded and butthurt. report all you want.

>>>Holla Forums

Go back to where you belong.

>>>Holla Forums

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there he goes, giving himself away.

You're one smart cookie aren't you?

What was I supposed to be hiding?

that you're only here to shitpost. most likely because kampfy banned you for a stupid reason.

Just delete this fucking thread.
Actually, just delete the board, because it looks like everyone worth talking to has left and all that's left are tremendous faggots and retard tier b8 posters.

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It isn't like this thread was going to go anywhere anyway.

i'd rather delete you kiddo ;)

Fag, its called hips and THICC women are supposed to be curvy.And plump, not bony like the trap fag shit you Like

Looks FAT to me!

>>>/nigger/
>>>/monster/
>>>/fur/
>>>Holla Forums

Looks like a rejected muppet, kill yourself for trying to force this meme.

Stop being a faggot.


Im gonna force it till I get a mountain of flavor of the month drawings

That may work on cuckchan but it won't work here.

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Fuck off back to cuck/co/.

So they are just able to get away with this?
Oh, other people also noticed.

dont remember the artist, but i really like that furry porn.

i also like this artist's futa porn.

no you fuck off back to cuck/co/


thats Jam, artist is Miu. good crop potential.

also
tell me more.

Hey Holla Forums

fuck off furfag

Hey reddit

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I'm getting secondhand embarrassment just stop.

and you get pissy when i call you out on being a stray Holla Forumsack. fuck off already.

We want quality posts here, not endless sperging about a one note character and begging for porn.

how about you make some then? instead of doing backseat moderation like your opinion is law. KYS

How about you stop shitting up threads for porn of horribly designed characters?