Did you get your Rick and Morty McDonald's Szechuan Sauce™ Holla Forums?

Forget the wall, just broadcast this autism all over Mexico.

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This is the future you chose

at least he's funnier than anyone here or at McDonalds.

Somebody got stabbed over this stupid sauce.

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based McDonalds

Rick and Morty is now officially the most autistic fanbase.
They are worse than bronies. They are worse than furries.

Elliot?!?!?!

WHERE IS MY SZECHUAN SAUCE
I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB SOMEBODY
BURN MCDONALD'S TO THE GROUND
YEAH, PICKLE RICK!

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What if that whole episode and the consequent re-release of Szechuan sauce was orchestrated from the beginning? What if this was never even about people enjoying Szechuan sauce? What if this is about money?!

t. low IQ person

Rick + Morty is the fidget spinner of cartoons.

Now thats a real kinographer

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We need to go back to the days where you either had to be rich or a landowner to vote.
60% of R&M fans live in apartments and make less than 35 grand a year.

Because it's shit. When I want to eat a burger, I can go get it from somewhere local, or make it myself.

Dubs confirm that it was.

There's plenty of rich retards too though. The decadent upper class are responsible for pozzing the west after all. They just love to virtue signal about SJW ideals but are unaffected by the disastrous consequences, they go to private schools, they don't have to live among nigger rapists and murderers.

The only solution is for a sovereign of the people to rise, a supreme leader that loses and wins with the nation and it's people.

You mean one of those sanitary disasters run by """"minorities""""?

Based on the "reeeeeeeeeee", unfortunately, he's one of ours, undercover.

He's probably either a redditor or 4channer. What's the difference at this stage, though?

So this why Xavier Renegade angel literally triggers rick and morty fans?

R&M fans are literally shutting down buildings, holy shit I haven't seen this level of liquid autism from a fanbase in decades.

These aren't human beings.

I'm lovin it!

It's amazing how quickly things turn into pure cancer these days. R&M was garbage on arrival but even so the sheer corporate librul weight it pulls commercially is astounding.

Nice try, redditfag.

Since McD has shown themselves to be with the incel autists from reddit we need to drop it. What's the trad nazbol kino of fast food chains?

zog-agent, is that you?

named after what I do to your mom every night, eh?

I'm a juche agent, that's the opposite of zog.

Mother's been dead for 20 years, Father.

This is why I'm the only one in the family who visits you. Well, that and the godawful smell.

Who's the whore?

In a matter of months R&M went from being something dumb we shitposted about into this pure leukemia.

ur mom XD

This slut? Julieanna Goddard.

Friendly reminder even bronies and furries never caused a riot or assaulted employees.

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I'd impregnate her.

Remember this gem?

So would I, user, so would I.

I'm impregnate you

Are you a grill?

the guy from Popeye?

Maybe

Fuck off kike.

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t. vegcuck

The Szechuan Sauce is a Twitter meme really.

Every meme from that platform is cancer, reddit will take the heat for it but really Twitter is to blame.

Not even. I just won't eat somewhere that has niggers preparing the food. Especially if the food isn't really even food, which just makes the choice that much easier.

You & I both know that is a lie.

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Holy fuck thats bad

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Is this show nothing but hidden ads and movie memes?

Did all the people who liked R&M before it was "cool" hop onto Xavier so they can ruin that too?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Nothin personnel kid

This seems to be the same brand of humour present in Family Guy yet that doesn't have a almost religious signficance. I bet the cheap animation was done intentionally to provide a kind of nostalgia resembling cartoons done years ago, for those that failed to grow up.

brainlet detected, it's the opposite of family guy.

Funny how the one twitter meme co opted by imageboards was made good and still is alive till date.

Yeah user, fuck capitalism! Fuck the rich! Glad to see someone here gets it.

I can't even shitpost about this. Life in America is either so devalued or honesty and rationality have devolved to this point that someone can post things like this without a hint of irony. The emptiness of life here is so mindnumbingly depressing that when you get a rare moment of self awareness it is painful.

Something must be done about the jews.

Can't you just mix BBQ and sweet and sour sauce and get the same shit?

Getting rid of the jews won't magically fix the post-nihilism ingrained in western culture.

Somebody is doing something like that and selling it as this sauce on Ebay.
Nobody's been able to tell the difference so far.

Cut the roots and the tree will wither.

What the fuck kinda cartoons did you watch growing up?

I don't think so. The rot is too deep to be fixed without rebuilding the culture from ground up. Anything else would be LARPing as good ol' day™ for few decades at best.

Holy shit that is straight up retarded
Imagine liking Rick and Morty and calling someone who likes Rick and Morty a kinosseur

I love the meatbags reaction at the end, how he says it was hilarious in the most flat and uninterested way possible.

Without the Jews who is going to turn white against white and prevent them from returning stability to the world?

literally gonna spend pennies on that sauce and get free advertizment for diabeteus

Oh, if only it wasn't for those pesky Jews we would finally have peace again!

I don't like Rick and Morty and I make 0 a year so far

What is with the alt-reddit morons obsession with some dumb cartoon show? Sage

They have no god and so they latched onto some corporate cartoon.

funny way to spell capitalists, almost like you've been cucked by the mainstream media

Are Rick and Morty fans the new Bronies?

Hear, hear!

48 Percent Of U.S. Billionaires Are Jewish.

Sauce?

Capitalism and communism two sides of the same Jewish coin.

PEAK CAPITALISM

read a book, americans.

So they're smart enough to exploit the broken system after being born into wealthy families, just like every other richfag? You're so cucked.

delet this.

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You are one of the best anons on this board, bringing the truth to brainlets and exposing their satanic materialistic system

Capitalism and communism are both sides of the same coin

Ironic coming from a 2 party pushing fagboi

ahahaha imagine being this deluded! learnt all that in sixth grade social studies, eh amerifat?

heh stay wrecked

True.

this is the cringiest thing to come from Holla Forums. WWNDU had a lot of cringey people but almost all of them were exclusively Holla Forums. The only good ones were Holla Forums actually. I thought we were better than this.

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Except all that shit only applies to capitalism….let me guess, American?

Reminder to all you I'm Lovin' It fags that Dunk never sold out like this. Dunk stayed pure.

Jews aren't the root of all this. It was created by French and German intellectuals in the 18th century. Jews just exploited the whole thing in the 19th century and brought society to this point from there.

It seems I was on the wrong side of history.

Maybe it's an American thing but most McDonalds here are staffed about 90% by whites as far as I can tell why KFC, Subway and all the other chains are staffed with a lot more non whites

Feels bretty gud, man.

Right, 1950s Japan and Australia were unsustainable weren't they

Oh Please let me know how in an ideology where the concept of Land Ownership doesn't exist means that you can own land

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To be fair Only my specific brand of Socialism can work, all other socialisms are fake Jewish lies and will hopefully fallk to National Socialism

wew lad

If anything he's reddit

why do yuropoors have such a massive inferiority complex?

Because they're mad they're not Australian
:^)

Jews aren't all evil and even the most retarded idpolers know this, they disagree on a matter of logistics of how to deal with it.

But the true retards are liberals that deny that there is a etno-mafia of jewish men and women fucking up western society. Its like if we allowed the Sicilian mafia run free and invade all branches of government and corporations just because we don't want to be racist against Sicilian people and assume that any Sicilian in power likely has ties to that mafia.

It would help if the alt-right actually adressed the mafia for what it is, a fucking mafia, and not frame it as some kind of secret cabal. That is all they are, they aren't even the most sophisticated mafia around, and painting them as more than this, and acting like only genocide would solve it, only protects the fuckers.

forbes.co.il/news/new.aspx?pn6Vq=J&0r9VQ=IEII

I wouldn't mind cucking a jew.

This tbqhwyf.

What the fuck does Genetics have to do with Idpol
And the kikes are not some secret cabal but rather they are a natural subversive threat to nations, they thrive as a parasite, which is why now they have power, shit is going down because a parasite does not work as a ruler

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Uh…what did he do wrong exactly?

Before those guys. I'm talking about people like Weishaupt and de Sade. Even people like Voltaire, Hume, and Locke are responsible for this to some degree. If you try hard enough, you could probably argue that it goes all the way back to Petrarch. Sure these guys would hate what the world is today, but that doesn't change the fact that they're the ones who set it all in motion. It's just the end result of their ideologies that they were, for some reason, unable to foresee.

Their tactics are the same as as the italian mob, russian mob, chinese mob, irish mob, gipsies and so forth. The only unique thing about them, is that they were the first and have accumulated an history of (justified) persecution they figured out how to exploit.

Its only natural in the sense it is part of our species, and we defeated most other mafias without resorting to genocide and so we could with this one, if you spergs stopped jerking off to conspiracy theories and actually dug their crimes.

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Is reddit and memey true communism?

Literal cattle.
America and Israel deserve to be wiped from the face of the earth in a cleansing nuclear fire.

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gross

If you got rid of Israel then most of the issues with America would be gone.

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this is literally result of brainwashing

Checked

"szechuan sauce" is a disgusting sugary ketchup garlic mix that can be whipped up in 5 minutes by anyone with half a brain.

Americans continue to amaze me with their incompetence.

That's not the point. McDonald's made a promise and then failed to deliver.

t. pozzed faggot with no nukes

t. tiny dick asian

what makes you think that

The Virgin Oriental Overcharge
1 Chicken Nugget (Minimum $1.99 for 4)
One Dollop of Rick and Morty Szechuan Sauce ($10)

TOTAL: $11.99. Not even a meal, one measly nugget not even wholly covered in sauce. Only enough for you, but your wife will make you give it to Jamal anyway. Figurative doggie treat that you only bought because Rick told you so.

The Chad Chinese Chomp
Jar of store-bought Szechuan Sauce ($0.50)
50 Pcs. Chicken McNuggets ($9.99)

TOTAL: $9.49. 50 nuggets with a man-size jar of sauce, perfect for dirty bulking. Enough to share with many friends and your gf. You haven't even heard of a cartoon.

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Yes, it worked on McDonalds but it didn't with Nintendo.

It's going for over $300 on Ebay and other places. I bet there are people autistic enough to buy it too.

Did Holla Forums start recruiting from reddit again?

I remember when the ghostbusters remake came out, the one single aspect I was actually excited about was the revival of Ecto cooler. I couldn't find it anywhere. Finally cans started showing up at movie theaters. "How much are those?" "Five dollars." I decided against getting it. I checked eBay. "36 dollars for a 12 pack?! I want a can, but I don't want it that bad."

I got lucky, the local dollar theater owner also owns a dollar store. They had hundreds of cans of the stuff sitting unbought in storage. They sold them for 20 cents a can at the dollar store for several weeks after that. I must have ended up buying 50 cans. I so thoroughly satisfied my craving I'll probably never want to drink the stuff again.

The best memes stem from co-opted media from places outside boards. When the meme overtakes the original content, you've almost effectively performed a "man in the middle" attack on a communication event, sometimes with results significant enough to affect meatspace.

This post is some Lovecraftian combination of Holla Forums and Holla Forums.

Hello Holla Forums.

feels good to be yuropoor

FTFY

The authoritarian horseshoe is almost a circle.

Drunk bitch, tbh.

How does it feel to know that Jannah and eternal salvation awaits us while you kuffr will burn in jahannam for eternity?

I dunno m8, I'm still going with the "There is no singular Jewish conspiracy, the Jew simply has a genetic-based urge for subversion" line.

Why is this video so fucking funny? It's so stupid and obnoxious but it's bringing me to tears.

Strasserism?

MUH SAUCE

Islamic European civilization will rise to dominate the globe and local stellar region in a few centuries. As soon as Europeans finally accept Islam as inevitable, there will be a drive of expansion unseen since the Aryans of Persia and Turks of the steppes were enlightened by the light of Allah. Just like Islam became Turko-Persian, it will become European. Dar al-Islam will be global soon, lead by the superior European race tempered by the collapse of Europe in the flames of Jihad.

Good one, mohemmed

The very stars will be sing praise of Allah, kafir. Fusion torches will light the void as they carry the faithful to Earth for Hajj and the radiation of the Sun will pale in comparison to the adhan blasting on every frequency.

the kikes will burn the earth in nuclear fire before they let their enemies prosper.

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the turks will burn too

Burn with the light of Allah in their hearts, you mean.

Kill all the rick and morty fans

kill all plebs like this

Because the guy is a living stereotype.

I'M PICKLE RICK

I didntband I regret it because retards were buying the sauce for over 200 dollars on eBay and more for the posters. Could have made a bit of cash.

All me, XD!

Stop posting. You are not even doing this correctly.

Good luck with that. Even if they do take over Europe, expect them to go even more backwards since modern Muslims are even more regressive than Ottoman scum.

Allah is not real, you neckbeard. Only the void awaits us when we die.

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Yes comrad, yet's replace an economic system with one who's entire 100 years of existing is how many many times it hasn't been tried.

No matter how much I have fucked up or will fuck up in life I will never be these people. This is a good feeling.

lol sucks for you brainlet
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!

Hello Holla Forums.

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Actually around 2% of my country's population consist of muslims, if i were to apply the same logic to you, which I will, you are about six times a nigger the amount of muslim I am.

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You are literally parroting kike propaganda.

And how do you know you're not there already?

Americans are so sad, I feel so bad for them

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EPIC banter xD

So communism?

Show me evidence that your sky daddy is real, kebab.

Because we already live in it

Those are the faces of entitlement if ever there was any.

I mean, if they were going for funny, they get a shot of one of the two yelling down at the camera, like Rick does in the episode. No, they are serious.

R&M is nothing but goobergoblins!

nigga let go

We've hit peak autism lads.

It's the little things that make that video so perfect.

You do realize that you will work like a slave laborer while nepotism makes sure people you hate are in charge of you right?

What does this mean? They fucked Zoe Quinn?

Can we all publicly denounce rick and morty fans as subhuman? Zero tolerance?
Treat them like rapists.

But they only been around for 3 years vs bronies 7 years

And they only got this bad in the past few months.
They're about to go to the 9th circle of Fandom Hell.

Good little kosher conservative. Remember Hitler LOVED capitalism! Remember the ONLY alternative to capitalism is communism! Oh National Socialism as an alternative? No, forget about that!

Where did this dumb fucking word come from? The word used to be fanbase for years and years. 'Fandoms' seem to be dominated by insular young women that have basically claimed certain shows and made it all about them and in some cases contributed to their ruination.

The only discernible difference seems to be that fanbases are genuine enthusiasts while fandoms are cancerous blobs that write about Doctor Who ramming Steven Universe up the bum and harass creators for not doing exactly what they want.

It's like an extra layer of sadness on top of the existing sadness of having to identify with an entertainment product to feel individual. To the point where the social and fan-created aspects overshadow the thing in question and these people would be better off just making their own weird little thing where the characters just fuck and cry all the time instead of latching on to some other shit.

You absolute faggot

Better a moral communist than a cucked capitalist drone.

I'm within walking distance of a McDonald's and I never fucking eat there. Their food is fucking disgusting.

McDonalds is the worst fucking food I've had in my life. Off-brand microwave breakfast sandwiches are better than the shit they serve there. Their burgers have literal pools of grease in the crevices of their upper buns while still tasting like complete shit due to the paper thin """patty""" and synthetic cheese. If you actually think McDonalds is anything but the most abhorrent, lowest garbage-tier fast food location, you need to kill yourself immediately. Fuck McDonalds and fuck people who eat McDonalds as anything besides a last resort during road trips.

big macs are fucking good. They don't even really taste like burgers though.

All I'm getting from this thread is that we need to kill all the americans.

It's the best.

Maybe I have been to the right mickyd's and had the wrong microwave foods but I have to disagree.

There is nothing worse than frozen section food that you just heat up in the microwave.

This.

National Socialism is already synthesized with leftist economics. There's literally no non-Jewish reason for Strasserism.

so no change then?

You get paid in compliments instead of money that can buy you stupid materialistic stuff and food

braindead americunt detected
you think the whole world follows your retarded political farce, it's obvious you know so little about global politics it's embarrassing, stop larping online and read.

Then you've basically just got National Socialism.
You really should read Mein Kampf, Hitler manages to get rid of Marxism's main problem of economies being extremely unstable by tying currency not to banks, people or the government, but labor itself. The from 1933-1945 the reichmark was treated as a certificate of labor. No getting rich from usury or stock trading. He referred to it as a "non-Marxist" form of socialism.
I hate how Nazism is only known for its antisemitism and nothing else, it's like if communism was only ever referred to because of Marx's hatred for "muh bourgeois".

When the country's biggest issues are mcdonalds not having enough of a sauce, whether some football players are kneeling during the national anthem, and what video game characters wear. I'd say life in that country is pretty good because you have no real problems

Fool. Those are not the biggest issues, they are just the issues your enemy wants to distract you with. America and the West faces demographic catastrophe in a few short decades, to name just one huge issue, but nobody in the (((media)))) wants you to know about that.

catastrophe from…what?

X amount of tax paying citizens will be halved, or worse, leaving a bunch of violent, hostile and illiterate foreigners to pick up the slack. Take one guess how that will impact the economy, then think what the consequences of that will be.

Over 3000 areas in the US have worse drinking water than Flint does.
The country is at a political boiling point with both the far left and right clawing at each other's throats in the streets.
The country is headed towards economic disaster whenever the next downturn hits.
There are gangs and cartels all across the southern half of the country that are so numerous the police can't even stop them.
Drugs like heroin have nearly tripled in use since 2003.

The US has many huge problems, news networks tend to ignore them

OY VEY DELETE THIS
WE CAN'T HAVE ALL THE GO-I MEAN GUYS AND GALS IN THIS NATION WORRYING ABOUT ANYTHING
EVERYTHING IS FINE! IT'S ALWAYS BEEN IN THIS!

Yo voy por una Dino-triple!

Look there is nothing wrong with Prussianism or Natsoc inherently but there also nothing actually socialist about it. The government doesn't control the capital they do two things 1) prevent foreign interference whether by tariffs or oversite of foreign investment(ie effectively outlawing the latter with good reason) and 2) killing kikes/faggots and stripping their capital from them before reselling it to somebody who isn't a piece of shit so they can run it. As long as you follow the rules they don't fuck you but break the rules and you lose everything. And the US essentially did that as well until 1880, the only difference being the US has zero social safety net which was not privite or religious and no forced public education. That's really the only difference in the American and Prussian models, that and the Americans being more isolationist but that is international policy dictated by geography rather than economics.

You won't be getting German style Natso in America though, even if the population was entirely hardass rightwing rural whites. They are too insular and too dour for the triumphalism and communalism of the Prussian model.

"Leftwing" economics are total shit because they have always been "bitching about nothing in order to accrue political power to fuck with society". The left doesn't want to solve any problems because they don't and never haved operated as a self proclaimed status quo of prosperity, they always pretend they are the beleaguered underdogs, the eternal revolution.

This

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I bet you think anarchy is right wing.

I-is it centrist?

Ideas like anarchy show how fucking awful the very concept of "left v. right" is, the second you step outside of conventional believes it all falls apart.
Like, where do monarchists fall under? What side would a Caliphate be on?

*beliefs

Anarchy is a power vacuum waiting to be filled, it's the total slut of social structures. It's also apolitical.

t. dirty seismic chilango

That makes you a double cuck tho, so even the shittiest capitalist pig is still better off than you.

still smarter than a drunf supporter

just came from 4chan and believe me the retardness in there can't be compared to the autism in here

4chan is cancer

aka it's filled with normalfags

Go back

Most boards on Holla Forums are better than their 4chan counterparts, the problem is that 4chan has a lot of active boards Holla Forums doesn't.
Holla Forums has no active /aco/ or /trash/, for example.
Also Holla Forums is one of the few boards that is better on halfchan than here. On halfchan it's mostly harmless meme posting, here there's political shitflinging.

Harmless meme posting is boring.

Bollocks usury needs to end if you want to break the back of the banks and bring them inline.

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You don't have to run the bank with a government agency to prevent them from charging interest, you just make it illegal and up agreeable individuals in charge.

If you want to seize the assets of dirty talmudists and sell them off to make scratch for the state, sure go for it. But "socialism" in the sense of governmental bodies actually running businesses rather than just beating anybody who fucks around with a truncheon is stupid and has never worked.

Fucking DPRK Sympathisers. Go back to Holla Forums pls.

Soveregin Citizens International?

But it's not Official, user! I must get the official sezuan sauce because that's the meme, not mixing it. It's different even though it's not. I'm Pickle riiiiiiiiiiiick I WANT MY SEZUAN SAUCE I'M PICKLE RICK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Actually… there are also Holla Forumsacks supporintg Lil'fatso's regime, because he apparently isn't bending to the Jewish bankers or something. They even have a special term (which I forgot) to classify it, because of course it's not Communism!

I think it started with the furries and then the Otakus started using it too. There's a pre-internet history that links the furries to the otaku, btw.

That's a meme, saying that North Korea is the Best Korea and it is a national socialist paradise. Just because someting is a meme or in-joe does not make it true

t. wubba lubba dub dub bazinga

underrated post

PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK

No, no, I'm talking about some people on Holla Forums REALLY supporting North Korea and their efforts, because NK one day denounced Israel once or something. Believe me, it's not something tongue-in-cheek; for these Holla Forumsacks, the norks are on their own branch of fascism and national identity preservation, and reports of pest and famine in NK are just Jewish lies.

Great, now you fags know what it felt like for everyone else when Holla Forums spammed pickle rick everywhere.

Fuck off, McDonalds is great.

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t. fatty who never tried anything else

BEEN STARVING MOST PUR LIVES LIVING IN A JUCHE PARADISE

That's quality cringe. This makes this whole annoying joke worth it. Hopefully there's more to come.

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That's true. Third Position is best position.

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How many niggers and sandniggers are in the DPRK? How great is the jewish influence on their culture? How much power do corporate liberals wield there? Do they demonise their own people in their media and try to replace them?

Aside from the economic difficulties due to all the international pressure it's a great nation.

Not even joking here.

Worst people on the internet.

1. Tough guys who hate on women
2. Everyone on twitter and tumblr
3. Eceleb youtube critics
4. JIDF
5. People who come to Holla Forums and only watch flicks
6. Trump supporters
7. Rick and Morty fans

Nice try chang, you insect races don't count as human either and have never shown any ability to run a country, the only time your part of the world wasn't getting sodomized by mongolians and had economic growth was thanks to the British

What good is economic growth to a dying people and culture? If the kikes run your nation then all the wealth in the world ain't going to help.

if only they had learned from the britbongs

I don't care about my culture. I care about living a comfortable life and leaving something for my descendants.

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time.com/4980097/rick-morty-fan-trades-car-sauce/

What did he mean by this?

Should have traded his wife instead.

you realise the political shitflinging IS meme posting, right?
you think people are serious about any of this?

Rick and Morty is by far my favorite adult swim show of all time (or in other words, GOAT). I have watched adult swim since the beginning and nothing I mean nothing has come close. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021 sure are classics but don't stand up to the test of time. Family Guy, American Dad and Cleveland show reruns? Fucking Cleveland show reruns… seriously. I dare anyone to name a show that has ever aired on adult swim at any point and time that even comes close to Rick and Morty's level of sophisticated humor and wit. Better yet, I double dare you.