Protagonist Gosling is literally an autistic loner who lives by himself and gets shit from co-workers and everyone else

As in real life, the perfect, loyal and devoted waifu exists only digital form

The good : The visuals are fucking kino

The bad :

- Gosling is autistic looking as usual
- That stupid BRRRRMMMMM sound
- MUH KIDS
- Jared Leto doing a shitty impression of Stevie Wonder and giving a pretentious speech that no one remembers by virtue of trying to channel Tyrell and failing hard.

no thnaks

Couldn't be more obvious, especially since cuckchan aka reddit are loving it

The lighting is trash we went over this, framing blank shots doesn't mean good cinematography

"they" like it because 50% of userbase are shills and marketers

Robin Wright was milfy as fuck in the movie

just watch 'Her' tbh

I hate her now, her delivery and characters are all the same.

even if I like that actress why does it have to be a latina? rachel was a qt

Yeah, I only watch kinos that's over 3 hours long.

CGI Rachel appears briefly before being shot dead.

a movie has no business being 3 hours long. If you need 3 hours to tell a story then you need to fire your editor

If it's story you want you can just read literature like a grown up.

Is it worth seeing it in the cinema or should I just wait to pirate the Blu-ray?

I'd say it's worth seeing in cinema unless you're poor and live in a nigger infested area.

Be sure to watch the original first.

Bunch of millennial morons were complaining after the movie that 'they didn't get it'

If you've seen the movie, you may have noticed the qt in the sushi bar. The one sitting in front of K. She looks unhappy to be in there.

Predictive programming. I hope

It's visually stunning. If you care about that, see it on the big screen, if not, don't.

I want an AI waifu too tbh. Except I want a really mean and sadistic one.

user why, now I wanna watch it.

Also, what do you mean with 'mean and sadistic'? Would you like her to doxx you, or livestream your fuck sessions without your concent, or sending 'metadata' back to the company/gov'ment?

Sad

I want her to erase my porn and blackmail me. Maybe install rootkits on all my devices and steal my passwords to services. Encrypt my work files and remove the safeguards on my fembot. An AI dom could potentially do all sorts of stuff, the only limit is your imagination. In the future the possibilities are even greater with self driving cars and all that stuff.

Just imagine all your digital shit being controlled by an AI that loves you beyond all else but also likes to bully you.

you sound like a fag

Neurotypical Chads BTFO, BAC or Big Autistic Cock is the future.

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This is to make betas relate to him in the sense that if this guy can be like that there isn't any hope for them and they shouldn't improve. It is the same with manchildren and the movie Failure to Launch with Matthew Mcconaunghey.

Protagonist Gosling is literally a robot, and therefore not a real human bean and a real hero.


AI waifu is literally programmed to do and say everything you want it to. Says so in her ad. She's even named after the POV porn acronym for "Jerk Off Instructions", which is something this guy desperately needs.


The soundtrack is literally made by those tentacle monsters in Arrival, obviously as a favour for the director who let them work on the music even if they are illegal aliens.

As you wish.

Most JOI is unsatisfying. Either the girl is self-conscious about talking to a camera or she’s good at it but starts talking about making you suck cock or chopping your dick off or some weird shit.

I like the final part of the movie when he is told that he is NOT the chosen one after all and all his memories were implants and that the real chosen one is a woman. "Oh, you thought it was a male?". You could see the last remnants of his beta masculinity fade away into nothing as he falls to the floor dejected

Best of all, the Chosen One is an immune compromised twat who has to live in a clean room for the rest of her life. Sad!

kill yourself

If you didn't read so much into it, you'd put 2+2 together and know that the girl wasn't immunocompromised at all. Keeping her willingly in what approximates to a prison cell at all times was her protection.

Or did you think it 2+2=5? How's the gender studies degree going?