How does one become a cuntman?

Chris chan is a tranny, he wants to look feminine, i want to remain a man and just have a fake vagina for sex stuff

yes and i said get the doc to cut an axe wound in ya and cut your sausage off.

There is no difference all of you will hang upon the day of the rope.

Not possible in the US since they have some autistic tranny laws and dont allow body modifications like that unless you get letter telling you are a tranny from a therapist which asks you to take hormones and live like a woman for a year

fuck that

I bet you look like pic related

so do it and sell the pills you nigger

no thanks

well try some home surgery then

Fuck you lmao, sending ayys right on into your dumb grey head. Stay out of my gods damned dreams ya creep.

Thailand?

anyone have that webm of that tranny op

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Shut up and take it in the ass faggot

No, i much rather have a clean hole that is always ready and available.

I am an 100% sub bottom so my dick is quite useless

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>>>/oven/
>>>/suicide/

stay intolerant cucks, i am pro freedom and pro body modification.

The human body is quite shitty and archaic, it needs to be tinkered with to be good

Oh wait, nature cucks are all over here ;^)

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No better places to shitpost?

FUCK OFF TRANS HUMANIST KIKE, of course YOUR body is shitty you disgusting freak
improving your body via shitty tech doesn't do anything, it won't transfer to the next generation so it's pointless and just makes you weaker

Sorry dumb nature cucks but the human body is archaic, it is weak, it is soft, IT FUCKING DIES FOR YIFF'S sake.

It is full of dumb issues that can and will be improved with technology and body modification, having a vagina is just a personal sex preference since i am gay but 100% bottom and have no use for my dick so a clean hole is way more useful

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Shit wrong thread

thanks for the bump anyway

Its a system you idiot. Nature and biology conform to the environment they are in to promote long term survival.
Like water conforms to the shape of a bowl.
Natural forms exist because they work.
You seek to trade long term fitness of the species for short term pleasure and gain.

Your complete lack of ability to see beyond your own life and ego marks you as a degenerate little faggot and when they day comes you will die for it.
Thank fuck you dont actually understand how your lack of reproduction as a homosexual hurts you. Enjoy your boom-bust as you forever screw yourselves out of existence southpark manpile style.

You're not funny, reddit might appreciate your humour though.
GTFO, and never come back.

Yeah sorry some of us have a brain and can use it to think instead of just sucking the dick of nature or daddy that tells you how to live your life ;^)

Wew you are gayer than me

Kek is the one true god HERETIC
Never go full retard.
Im talking about highschool level biology.
Seems like you didnt pay attention dunce.

Pretty sure you already are one, OP.

What's the difference, you still suck its dick like it is some god to be followed ;^)

You are wasting this "free will" humans have by following instead of transcending nature and manipulating nature itself to create a superior body

You know very little. I bet you consider yourself some sort of highly enlightened intellectual.
Emergent causality rules all.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuroscience_of_free_will
You will find that you lack education, oh hedonistic and self neutering one. Perhaps it is good. We dont need that trait in the race.

If you actually had a brain instead of expecting daddy and books to tell you the truth maybe you would have realized that this obsession with stability and control you have by creating all this fantasy where everything is simple and planned while anything deviant and different is evil because it triggers your close mindness and shakes that need for control and stability you have in your brain.

But of course I don't expect you to understand such smaller things, after all you only listen to daddy that gives you simple answers that make you feel in control Kek ;^)

not sure where the hell you think you are, but here goes:

First off, this is a bad idea. Gay men won't fuck you because ewww vagina. Straight men won't fuck you because you still look like a dude. Your target market of future sex partners will be incredibly limited.

Second, it's expensive. SRS costs ~$20k, even places like Thailand. Even if you go through the whole song and dance about muh gender dysphoria via official channels (multiple therapists and a doctor) there's every chance the insurance won't pay shit. Furthermore, if you go down this route you'll need to take HRT (your endo will do blood tests twice a year).

Third, assuming you find some shady Thai surgeon to operate on you without references and while you're still presenting as a guy, you'll need electrolysis on your shaft and nutsack prior to surgery. This fucking hurts.

Forth, you'll have to dilate a lot. It's not happy dildo funtime - this hurts like hell. It's also time-consuming: you're gonna spend a long time every day working up to the biggest dilator then keeping it in there for an hour.

Fifth, gender dysphoria is real, and you're not trans. There's a good chance once you lop off your dick you want it back.

I know that by nature of your fetish you cannot be truthful to yourself, but goddamn you sound like an actual retard.

I understand th first point, not as worried, I am not a slut who fucks everything

20k isn't that much, I am willing to pay as long as I don't have to deal with the retarded hormones and therapists, I heard Thailand is good with that, like making up a letter on the spot

I didn't know electrolysis hurts that's much, can't they put you to sleep or anything. But I am willing to get through it

And yeah I know about dialating, sounds really annoying but oh well, and don't you need to use it less after the first few months

And don't worry, my dick is useless, I won't miss it, normal cis men don't have thoughts of wanting to be cuntmen and not have a dick so I ma not so worried

You need to be gassed

Censor that shit bro

You do realize that doing this at the start of fascism and neo-hitler might not be the best idea?
You will literally be killed.

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Oh hey, a degeneracy thread.
I have a question too. Is it gay to fuck your ass with a dildo, while having no attraction to males? Just for pleasure.
I can only see this being bad as you waste your energy on it.

Trumps appointee for scotus literally founded a club named fascism forever.

I think you're too quick to dismiss the main point. Unless you've already a long-term partner who you know will be cool with this don't assume you'll be able to find one.

As for electrolysis, no they can't put you to sleep because of legal shit. If you want painkillers/analgesic creams you'll have to get them yourself.

Your dilation schedule depends on the surgeon, but after about a year you're usually down to just twice a week.

As for surgeons, the reputable Thai surgeons (Suporn, Chettawut) all follow the WPATH guidelines for transgender care so you'll need references from a therapist and a doctor (which you might not be able to fake). Surgery outcomes aren't fantastic even with the best surgeons, and the less reputable are that for a reason; your new cunt will look like shit.

Bonus: you may well die in surgery, develop an anal fistula and have to carry around a shit bag rest of your life, or a host of other serious complications.

i'm not OP

tbh yeah, fucking yourself with a dildo is pretty gay.

Using a prostate stimulator like an Aneros or something while you masturbate is still straight though.

I have standards, so the chances of finding someone that I ll like and I ll actually fit are already minimal so this isn't about partners, more about myself.

And of course if I find a good surgeon that will do it for the money and find a way around the guidelines I ll definitely need to check his results for them being worthwhile.

Could you follow it up with a vaginal aesthetics surgery or something later on since after all you already have a vagina so you shouldn't need trans letters etc

And risks are in every surgery tbh, I am not as worried about those

hat you kike faggot traitors did doesn't matter. Even if Mike is part jewish, he furthered our cause and we're not getting rid of him or going anywhere. You fags are just jealous that the doxxing made us stronger by purging the weak. As far as the 100k+ in donations, it went where it was needed, and that's all you faggots need to know.

radio.therightstuff.biz/2017/02/03/the-daily-shoah-127-commies-r-duh-real-fascists/

a good surgeon will not skirt the guidelines.
so you're blowing loads of money and risking death for the marginal convenience of not having to reach as far to fuck yourself?

Well fug m8.

Cumming without touching your dick is gay too, I assume.

actually, I'd like to revise my answer: Dildo in the ass can be 100% straight if you're imagining a woman (with a strap-on or trans) fucking you.

It's the thinking man's fetish.

Why is this thread still up

No, that's really gay.