Congratulations! You just won the presidency of the United States. You have eight years, guaranteed. What do you do?

Congratulations! You just won the presidency of the United States. You have eight years, guaranteed. What do you do?

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Start a nuclear war lol

Nothing because presidency ain't shit.
Capitalism is the dictatorship of capital.
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Tax billionaires at 90%.

It doesn't matter if you are the President or not. President isn't the one who passes the laws, start the wars, print the money, etc. Congress the House and the Senate is where the real power is held. They are easily as corrupt as any president will ever be.

Keep in mind its who has the most money controls what happens in the country. Which should tell you that Capitalism and "Democracy" can't co-exist with one another without money corrupting politics.

Why only 90%?

Turn the fed into a mutual credit bank

Because I'm not an absolute madman.

Bam guns and pay everyone the same because that's what commies do

stop signing drone assassination commands, instantly end terrorism in middle east.
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Nuke the whales

And Israel.

And Saudi Arabia.

And the United Kingdom.

And Antarctica because fuck penguins.

Promote socialism but not in an autistic, rhetoric filled fashion. Generally act in a pro-Soviet manner and show a general friendship towards the Palestinians. Openly trash congress and criticise the capitalist system using arguments, not insults, etc. Also promote responsible weapon ownership. I'm pretty sure this would be a major way to influence some of the right wing in their swing to the left.

Basically most of the Green Party's platform, though I would cut the military spending even more than just 50%, and add more aggressive progressive income, property and corporate taxes. Taxes would be redistributed to ensure a guaranteed, barely livable income for low income families. Massive educational reforms where US History class is replaced by a mandatory class that teaches sexual education (focusing on contraceptives and cost of raising a child), nutrition, and basic cooking. English and social studies/history is combined into one course, and the new mandatory course teaches basics of renewable energy, recycling, effects of pollution, and agriculture (a lot of people buy Big Macs every day without knowing where bread comes from). All computer software and learning materials in public schools must be free and open source. Everything will be done through executive orders.

get killed by the FBI within the first few months of office.
On the off chance i survive, dismantle the military and reinvest into the manufacturing sector, with emphasis on promoting workers cooperatives.

good plan, though you can't create laws

Purge everyone who's a threat to my power

for what purpose?


why not just add in a new class?


again why do we need to lose classes to gain this?

Who knew Hillary goes on Holla Forums?

This, free Puerto Rico, and use the bully pulpit to move towards socialism with things like tax breaks for cooperative businesses.
Ultimately, the bully pulpit is the President's most powerful tool.

To make white boys cry and want to be black girls

Ah, so you are of one of these "trolls".

MODS

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Posadists pls

Slip my wedding ring into my coat pocket while the first lady invites rap artists to the White House.

make public masturbation legal

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Institute glorious market socialism and have the FBI arrest the 100 richest fucks in the country.

how would you institute it? just outright, or would it be a slow process?

Probably start slow by giving institutional support to co-ops through tax breaks, tax credits and subsidies. Use what party infrastructure I have to get municipalities to take control of power generation. Make a law that gives workers first right of refusal on all MOP. Make it so workers are automatically given factories that remain idle for too long. Make it so that corporations are forced to give large stock options to workers. Create a fund like a sovereign wealth fund that only invests in american firms, split revenue between state and directly to people.

Eventually collectivization would reach a certain %, say 70%. Wait for an economic crisis to happen, then collective rest of big industry in the name of keeping investment and employment steady.

Another 8 years? I guess just strengthen the Hibernian control of the USA- I mean legalize weed lmao

I know very little about Market Socialism. Is currency still a thing?

Yeah, it would be pretty unreasonable if there was no currency. How would you even run a market without money? Bartering? That'd be awfully inefficient.

See
that thread for more info

Revolution any day now comrade.

You're a reactionary. Taking America back to the past.

Why are you using the anarcho-syndicatist flag if you are Holla Forums?

the taxes were so high because there was a fucking war happening you tard

danke, comrade

I like the cut of your jib user.

Free up some money from the military and send us back to the moon already.

Even better, start a nuclear war that ends all life on Earth and then establish socialism on the moon.

I demand collectivist moon colonies

This, the human race must be exterminated.

most of the stuff being suggested in this thread isn't within the scope of the presidency's powers. you guys know the president doesn't have control over the budget or taxes right??

The biggest thing you could do is probably use the position to advocate and explain socialist ideas and principles. Maybe you can get enough of a movement going for people to replace bourgeois politicians with revolutionary ones, and eventually you're able to hold a consititutional convention where you get rid of the old one and implement fully automated luxury communism

Bullshit. Holla Forums told me the president is basically a dictator that can do whatever the fuck he/she wants with complete disregard for Congress or anything else.

wake up because no one here actually has even went outside

xD friend totally xD

I've got my 12-point plan right here:

1. Kick out all the non-Whites (Neocons will be disappeared).
2. Restrict voting to White, property-owning men.
3. Impose racial and IQ-based limits on immigration.
4. Devolve power to the states, dismantle federal agencies.
5. Only corporations that can demonstrate their service to the public good get licenses to operate.
6. Impose massive tariffs on Third World goods.
7. Institute universal healthcare (but only on State-level).
8. Pass legislation heavily favoring syndicates over classical corporations.
9. Redistribute the wealth of billionaires.
10. Fund space exploration and asteroid mining.
11. End imperialistic wars for πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€themπŸ€πŸ€πŸ€.
12. Have Congress pass legislation expanding the Supreme Court to 20 people, abolish the illegitimate right to judicial review.

And then everything will be all right in the world.

The moon is shit.

We need to mine asteroids for Tungsten and Helium.

nazis are just racist socdems
Who'd have guessed?

Well, they are called "national" "socialists", are they not?

Le national "socialist" meme

OK.

Yeah, not socialism.

free state mandated gfs

You've got my vote

racism is anti-materialist

Somebody get this man on the ballot

Racism is the application of science to the human race.

Low intellectual ability and high crime rates correlate with race and the proliferation of such traits makes society as a whole worse off.

Beyond that, even if racism were irrational, common ethnicity fosters societal cohesion, which is an indirect material good. Even irrational beliefs can have positive consequences.

voluntary society

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It's not me who has to come up with ever-new, hare-brained explanations for differences in indicators like IQ and crime across races


Yet, when you control for all those factors, differences between races remain.

Nigga, what the fuck are you talking about?
Let me explain the cycle

That's not even close to what he said retard.

And regardless, just because differences remain that doesn't give you an excuse to discriminate against individuals. And even if there are statistical differences the intelligence of most blacks and most whites will all be within the same standard of deviation.

No one's said anything about repealing Taft Hartley? We could finally deshackle the labor movement and rebuild a militant working class.

What's Holla Forums about pointing out the actual historical reality of progressive income tax and corporate taxation in the United States.

During the golden age of American prosperity, when our GNP was equal to the rest of the world combined and a 24 year old factory worker could afford to buy his own house and have a stay at home wife,, we had those tax rates.

Which war was that? what war were we fighting in through out the entire 1950's boom.

and why aren't taxes high now,,, we've got combat troops in more countries than I can name!

not to mention that schools are funded by property taxes

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holy shit the right really is this ignorant of history. do you even know how many Americans died in the Korean war? Or what operations the early CIA was taking part in?

Kill all white males, redistribute their wealth to all the blacks and hispanics.

GAS THE KIKES Nazi masturbation fantasy NOW!

I mean, he did use the Gay Nazi flag.

"La la la! I can't hear you!"


White male communists take note.

The Italian policy for unemployed people should be used too
If a group of 9 or more unemployed people can get together and agree to form a workers cooperative then they all get their unemployment benefits in a lumpsum of cash as the initial capital

Bamp

Veto any piece of legislation with a rider on it. Don't care if this causes gridlock. If it does that's not my fault, it's theirs and I'll make that clear to the media.
Close Gitmo.
Refuse to sign any internet-killer bills or treaties. Find sympathetic congresscritters and have them push some kind of legislation protecting the internet from corporate hotpocketry, using my position as Prez to shame their opposition.
Same thing with paid shilling, use the bully pulpit to make the legislative branch vote for laws to outlaw it by making it political suicide not to.
Same thing for Win10 and GooglePlusGood data collection shit.
Force three-letter agencies to publicly spill their guts about all the shit they've been pulling the last century or so, short of anything that would definitely start World War III, endanger agents in the field or piss off the ayyylmaos giving us their tech or something.
Purge the military, starting with that Alexander faggot being hauled before a court martial for obeying unconstitutional, illegal orders, dishonorably discharged, and hopefully shot by a firing squad.
End drone strikes on civilians. Offer reparation monis to families of those killed in drone strikes.
Repeal state anti-gun laws if possible.
Push for public works programs to research and implement clean energy (wind, solar, that kinda nuclear that doesn't produce material usable for weapons), bring recycling up to Euro standards. Might be able to bully pulpit some laws against overpackaging.
Switch every public computer system to use Lunix, end whatever government funding Microshaft, Apple and Google were getting.
Repeal Workfare, try the people that implemented it for slave trafficking, same with operators of private prisons. Shake down the companies that used slave-made products for money, and shame them to the public.
Do whatever I can to reverse NAFTA. Close loopholes blah blah tarriffs on foreign-made goods blah blah jobs and profitz back to Burgerland
Ayyy 420 cannabize legabis, pardon anybody doing time, probie or even paying a fine for ayy 420 blaze it lmao
Apologise to the UN for whichever of the Main Literally Whos wasting their time crying crocodile tears about soggy knees.

After terms are up if the guest appearnce cicruit isn't my thing, join the circus as a sideshow freak since I'm immune to poison, radiation, bullets, sudden fast-acting cancer, sudden fast-acting pneumonia, car wrecks, air wrecks, shipwrecks, explosions, stabbing, bludgeoning, drowning, getting hit by cars after wandering onto the freeway high on LSD, hanging, live burial, hypothermia, crushing, gas, electrocution, falls from a great height, death from shock, burning up in orbital re-entry, vaccuum exposure or tac-nukes.


hey polyp, whatchya doin?

How long do you think the Korean police action lasted?

25 June 1950 – 27 July 1953
(3 years, 1 month and 2 days)

This, full posadism now!

gulag the bureaucrats