"Thanks for coming to the interview user...

how does Holla Forums respond?

...

Look at those teeth, he's obviously a fucking vampire. I put a stake through his chest and burn his body.

...

simply ebin XDDD

>>>/bara/

Take the job. Work my way up the company. Then drive it into the ground while vocally proclaiming my love for libertarianism and the free market.

i would become a fatcat just to make cucks out of Holla Forums tbh

the struggle for freedom is infinitely better than the peace of slavery.

Take the job and just continue my activities incognito.

>mfw this actually describes my life (except I don't get $ 10M a year, sadly).

Do you work for a military contractor or something? Is leftypol on some kind of NSA list.

I agree to these terms.
I will just talk about socialism then

never

Sure, I promise. Rules are meant to be broken, after all.

Holla Forums appeared in a TIME article.

Someone's watching.

...

I say how the fuck do you guys manage to have so much money making such terrible deals, and I also say yes

Nigga this is elementary. Keep most of it in a savings, generate interest, make more money.

I'd take the deal and start talking about "super-capitalism".

...

Screw you guys, I'm going to work

Not so long ago it was chains and whips.

Communism in a nutshell.

I accept. And start funding leftist militant groups and political parties across the world. DUH.

of course, I never read about communism
t.Muke

I'd take it.

Funny you say that, that's exactly what American CEO's are doing.

Zzz is a shitter but I feel bad for him.

that's not how it works

Was meant for

Not


Jimsa.

I would happily oblige. The whole reason I'm a communist is because it would materially benefit me. So this is no break from my principles.

and once again leftypol proves it's filled with champagne socialists

That's not what champagne socialist means.

And once again leftypol proves that it is infested with larpers that don't even do basic research.

i would accept
also i do not promote communism

#NotAllBourgs

...

...