Tfw we all live in a simulation and kino doesn't actually exist

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Truly the greatest curse.

But wouldn't that be kino?

A simulation of what?

Then we are the kino.

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I can't see anything good coming out of my life. I hope this really is the longest, shittest movie ever.

Cool idea bro. Is this an idea for your screenplay?

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Well, in that case let me simulate my dick in your ass.

Why not my pussy, user? Are you gay or something?

I don't want to accidentally knock you up and have my kids end up with the uggo gene.

the universe exists in an alien super computer simulation
I can prove it by the fact that the chances of us not living in a computer is roughly 1 in ∞

The uggo would only be coming from you, so my royalty gene would offset it and make average kids.

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Nigger you're retarded

We can see back billions of years with telescopes. We are existing naturally by a small infinite chance. But there are infinite stars

The "simulation theory" is Hinduism for atheists.

lol antisimulationistcucks

but you are also responsible for all the capeshit

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A meme is a bit of transmitted cultural information. Dreams are subjective pseduo-sensory impressions experienced by only one person.

I don't watch capeshit, so I am not, as it doesn't exist outside of the incidental discussions I see.

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Liar. You're just too lazy to count them all.