EGS Thread

So Holla Forums how does it feel knowing you guys have your own killer now??.

I wish our killer was cooler.

We already have two threads, check the catalog next time.

I wish you were cooler faggot.

Could've spent more than 300 on animation.

Yep, he's the hero we deserve. About as half-assed, homoerotic, edgy and unoriginal as anything we've ever done. EGS Guy was Our Guy.

Holla Forums and /r9k/ still has a higher score

Even Holla Forums has a higher score

He hated men, tho. He wanted to be a dead ghost lesbian.
How many other people out there killed for their ghost waifu?

This board deserves a better class of killer.

Thanks for making this thread for the 6 millionth time
Obligatory reminder of who the true monster is here.

You guys are all forgetting Holla Forums already has a hero we deserve and don't need. We don't not need but deserve another one.

I think TDKR shooter is unequivocally /bane/'s guy. He sent all those people to the flight plan in the sky. DURING the plane scene.

Like 50 people died and the last thing they ever heard was:

Blows my mind to this day. Meme magic man.

Don't forget that baneposters crashed that one plane too

Baneposting was so strong it caused 9/11 by breaking through time.
I'd say more but if I did the CIA would find me.

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What are you doing, user?

I'm not a big guy, I can't crash the plane yet.

That's why the troofcicker posts stopped?

Keep lifting, mosquito man.

i mean it's humiliating

I-if only we could have reached out to him… and maybe referred him to /k/, they could have taught him how to use his fucking sights.

Yes I said /k/. /nra/ is DED BORD.

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no, no, NO NO /mlp/ or /lgbt/ takes this faggot. Butch Hartman did nothing wrong!

Pretty sure they have their own killers.

/mlp/ has a killer?

Its the same guy.

It's despicable that human lives were taken over such a terrible artist.

fucking faggot, wasted 70 fucking shells on killing 3 people
what a disgrace

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wew

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Dammit, didn't he know you've got to train on Doom and GTA first?
Muh murder simulators.

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Prove it.

So far we're at:

Holla Forums - Anders Breivik
Holla Forums - Cho Seung-Hui (Virginia Tech shooter)
/mu/ Erik Harris and Dylan Klebold (Columbine, also qualify for Holla Forums)
/bane/ - James Holmes (Aurora Colorado shooter)
/k/ - Adam Lanza (Sandy Hoax "shooter")
Holla Forums - Ember's Spook Team faggot

What other boards have shooters that I missed? Which one do you think is next?

That was Holla Forums, wasn't it? How was that /k/? Wouldn't /k/ be Dorner or the Moncton shooter?
Also, you forgot /r9k/'s beta upriser.

Supreme gentleman Rodgers, the Happa avenger.
Though without any equivalent to /r9k/ I don't know what board he'd represent.

What about Terry Nichols/Timothy McVeigh? Do they count?

Wouldn't Rodgers be /r9k/?

Would Eric Rudolph (Olympic Park Bomber, assuming bombers are allowed as well) be /christian/? He voiced displeasure with degeneracy but I'm not exactly sure if he was religious himself.
Would Omar Mateen be /islam/, even if he was supposedly gay?

Would Tomohiro Kato, the perpetrator of the Akihabara Massacre, be /jp/ or /a/, or none because he was killing weebs?

*ah, probably /jp/, since he was hikki supposedly, though that isn't to say /a/ has any

Why do people spell "Eric" with a "k"? I mean, I know "Eric" can be spelled that way, but his name is with a "c".

That doesn't seem all that accurate though. Like /d/'s, since that massacre had nothing to do with fetishism.

No, Holmes is Holla Forums, because the Germanwings pilot that literally crashed his plane is /bane/.

Why though? You'd think it'd be the other way for maximum edge. Is it just to bumper the points?

How do McVeigh and Nichols get a bonus for no suicide? THIS COMPETITION IS RIGGED!

Wouldn't Hawkins be Holla Forums, considering he posted the "I'm going to go out in style." on Holla Forums.

This. /d/'s should get the cop-killer bonus because he killed himself.

Nice Attack should be /trv/.

Dunblane school massacre is /hebe/.

I keked

/hebe/ is gone

No Mr. Anime aka LensCapProductions is /a/

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He doesn't even deserve a spot in a mass shooter rankings

I know, and am glad. But /loli/ wouldn't fit since he was a pederast.

See, then there's a predicament.
Hawkins should be Holla Forums, and he should /a/. But then where does Columbine land? Closest thing I can think of is Holla Forums, since it's highly likely Sandy Hook didn't happen.

Is Columbine Holla Forums? One of them made Doom levels.

Video games didn't cause Columbine bullying did they are /suicide/ Holla Forums is Sandy Hook and the Dunblane school massacre is /younglove/

Kaczynski is /sci/ - /diy/ - /lit/

If /agdg/ had its board Harris and Klebold would be theirs.

Armin Meiwes is /ck/
John Wayne Gacy is /cgl/
Wainewright would be /out/ do we even have an alchemy or herbalist focused board?
Jack the Ripper enters as /x/ def.
Chris Benoit is /wooo/

Makes sense

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What the hell are you doing?

What board does Nevada-tan represent?

/loli/, obviously.

They got something else.

She is cute

Fuck off.

Not an argument

There was never an argument in the first place.
The fuck are you on about?

LOL why you so butthurt?.

Hey Holla Forums

How is liking lolis Holla Forums?.

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What about the /x/ Slender-worshipper?

Even the finished section wasn't well animated.

Why can't there be more then one killer per board?

Ah yes the physical embodiment of polygons DooM playthrough

Because the scoreboard only takes the most prolific and/or emblematic of their respective board. Having runner-ups and shit would only make things confusing.


Nah, that was a simple murder-suicide rather than a proper High Score run.

that counts.

Well she was basically queen of Holla Forums before that queen of Holla Forums faggotry started. Nevada-tan represents something that is long gone, and never coming back.

She is an adult now, and is out of her forced mental hospital stay. Although tracking her down would prove difficult.

indeed

hi autist

Tell me any other artist that made a show jump the shark 3 fucking times

This.

I'd say technically more, with the live action movies and the various other movies that jumped the shark in different ways.. like Timmy locking everyone at one age for decades.

What about the episode where Timmy commits suicide and finds out that everyone he knows has a better life without him, If I was a bullied depressed kid that episode would had probably drove me into suicide.

the dog got canned after a single episode tho, too bad that Butch isn't self aware enough to realize that Chloe is almost as bad as him

It's a real shame people died for this.

thiccfags truly are the scum of the earth

that is not thicc.
that is not thicc at all.
that is an amorphous blob.

I did a quick search on paheal and this is the closest I could find to thicc Ember. Wish I could have found it done by a better artist but it's close enough.

Learn the difference, it could save your life.

This discourages me from ever publishing or even putting online my own characters, I don't want some autistic tranny to kill people and then themselves in order to reincarnate as one of my ocs

Just dont use your real shit and buy a $30 burner phone.

How exactly? He didn't have any sexual perversions, far as anybody knows.


I don't get it either, honestly.

Do you even know what a High Score run is? No, it doesn't count.

To me this is just an added benefit of creating OC.

We can add Holla Forums to the list, vegas guy was a commie.

I'd like some sauce on that burger.

Scum of the earth.
What, is there an upcoming thin-appreciation-convention we should pay attention to?


what said.

Somebody should draw all these Ember clones getting blacked in hell while Randy in drag is crying in a corner.

did he even kill anyone?

I think he killed three people out 50 shots fired.

and he was using a shotgun

what a faggot

Kek

I'm honestly in love with EGS

fuck off

No

The living will lewd his precious OC waifus while he’s in hell

I want to fuck her

Makes you wish he’d actually come back as a ghost, so he could witness his ghostfu get the rule 34 treatment.

BLACKED when?

someone needs to design the faggot as a hartman ghost character and draw tons and tons and tons of cuckold porn.

This. I can barely draw a stick figure so I can’t help out ;_;

Randy as a ghost, having seconds thoughts as he watches Ember getting a ectoplasm bukkake by a couple of ghost brothas.

Here Nevada would belong to /JP/ or /VG/ considering that 2 months after the Sasebo slashing she was added as a character to Summer Radish Vacation 1.1 (the sequel School Days may be better known here) where you could get her pregnant. She appears as a MILF in the School Days sequel Shiny Days too. All one massive overflowing universe.