Tom Preston

Why is he such a fucking faggot?

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Because he's Tom Preston
*The 13th Doctor is going to be a woman, so this comic is also wrong now**

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What if I like R-rated sex, violence and swearing?

Dobson thread? Dobson thread.

I can't wait until he complains that all anime characters are Japanese.

No, he's the type that will say all anime characters are white.

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You might summon him.

…Damn.

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>a jew girlfriend

Best part? Dobby isn't even Christian.

He already did a rant about no blacks or spics in anime.

Dobson is truly a bitch. Speaking of his jgf, does he even have a gf anymore? Or anyone for that matter?

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Tom Preston is lazy. He wants to achieve the success of great artists without all of that pesky work, and having failed at everything he's "tried" he retreats into the seclusion of his deluded ego. The only time he feels comfortable interacting with the larger forum is when he wants attention. Postan Venetian.


>mlp and Steven (((Jewniverse.)))

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I meant the guy obsessed with Wyvern servants.

Don't even fucking mention it!

Man I don't even feel pity for Dobbo. He could've been great if he didn't let his ego get the best of him. Who the fuck gets in a bad mood because some bitch told him something she barely even understands?

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He's so bad at math it's really no wonder he's a communist.

Round that number down from "hundreds" to "hundred." Or possibly "scores."

He *used* to have a big audience, but between his shitfits, constant hiatuses and the memes about him, he doesn't anymore.

In his mind, he's probably comparing that number to the general, where half the population is female, and like 30% is not white. So maybe he'd be satisfied (he wouldn't, it's never enough) if 65% of the comics didn't star white male? And I'm not even taking gays into account here, it would have to be even more that that. But of course even considering all that, 40% is definitely not "comically low", but it's never enough for these people.

Kek, are you Dobson? I'd be surprised if he has 100 consistent readers that actually like him and his stuff.

webm source?

I think it was from an episode of the Original Star Trek

If he was somehow unable to draw for the rest of his life, he'd still be a colossal faggot, because he's the kind of guy who has fucked up everything in his life, been wrong more times than right, refuses to accept his faults, and when push comes to shove, he goes into violent denial and becomes passive aggressive in ways that cause people to react more negatively and further reinforce his faggotry.

Now take that.. and then layer in every shitty stereotype about gate-keeping elitist geeks.. but give that guy an irrational hard-on for feminism, and then give him a completely undeserved sense of smug superiority in the form on self-insert comics where he constantly talks down to his audience while making retarded assertions like.. Doctor Who represents the entirety of all media, or that all stories have to exist to serve the larger and far more important cause of representing assorted sexualities and races, or a strangely Movie-Bob-ian obsession with the 80s era of Nintendo media and how the Super Mario Bros super show is totally 100% canon to Mario's non-existent lore.

I could keep going… but seriously, there's not a single redeeming thing about this guy.

You don't become the world's greatest web comic author without making a few enemies.

I'm honestly still amazed that chain of events actually happened. I mean, how socially stunted do you have to be to do all that shit, then cry about it on DeviantArt for asspats? And this was 11 years ago, he's still pulling this shit now, except on Twitter now.

Man, he's so irredeemable that even the most stuck-up hipsters in the webcomics scene can't defend him. I honestly have no idea how you can fuck up to the point where no one would be willing to defend you.

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Looks like Dobson is losing it again. He's talking about suicide and wanting to go murder Trump on twitter.

Once a thread, every thread.

Out of all those deviantart celebrity artists Kevin Bolk is probably one of the few that I actually like. His comics are usually on point and he seems like a nice guy. Also, I liked that Mary Sue trilogy comic he did.

I wonder if Movie Bob ever met Dobson.


They do realize lesbians and bisexuals exist right? This whole male gaze bullshit is like beauty in the eye of the beholder. To some people its sexy to others it isn't. It's all subjective there's no way to objectively put the blame on men for this.

I love how his "suggestion" is "forget everything you learned from character design books, make your shit look as boring as possible so we're on the same playing field. I-I mean, you don't want to look like a pervert, do you?" And he's saying this as he tries to bury his comics about lesbian pirates.

It's funny that he tries so hard to pander to SJWs and feminists and even they don't want him because he's the sum total of everything they hate.


Kevin Bolk strikes me as a strange anomaly of a person. He's legitimately clever, even tempered, is actually married, isn't an obese, balding hipster, has an overall great reputation, has been able to consistently produce decent work on a regular schedule for years at a time, and as far as I've seen, he's never spewed moronic ill-informed political bullshit with his art.

I fear looking too closely into this man because he might have some really nasty shit hidden behind that seemingly perfect facade.

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That's how it always is and I fear I may or may not have found it. Best to just not delve deeply into the personalities and lives media creators lest you be disappointed.

This thread was on Holla Forums

Is he gonna do sometin' about it gaiz?

I hope he tries :^)

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>>>/a/
Jesus fucking Christ.

In a world filled with terrorists, spree killers, and child abusers Donald Trump is where he draws the line.

Report to FBI and Secret Service.

You're surprised? He wants to blow women up with air.

What could he even do?

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Bitch and moan about it on twatter and make shitty web comics "proving" how mean and evil Trump is.

1957 Oedipus Rex

>>>Holla Forums

Top wew. He truly is beyond saving.

Why is Catwoman hanging out with Joker? I thought she hated him or something?

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>Trump is the person who convinced him that people should die
>nor his peers who got stable jobs because they actually applied themselves
>Donald J. Trump is the person who sent him past that point
Yeah, I don't believe that for one god damn second, you inflation fetishist.

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Any form of criticism that isn't high praise?
Oh, fuck off, tracing and half-assing commissions isn't acceptable period.

I dunno, it's a mystery.

Jesus, this is bad right here.

A lot of people would probably blame participation trophies or some shit, but I think that he's so damn self-absorbed that even Narcissus would go "dude, calm the fuck down."

The guy's a textbook narcissist. It's that simple.

He refers to basic expectations of quality and accomplishment as "mainstream notions." He believes he's special and unique and should be reward for that.

Narcissists always believe they deserve rewards and praise just for existing. They're entitled to it, they never have to earn it.

Supergirl is dead? Why did no one tell me?

I think he's just the Bizarro RHJunior.

I wanna fuck that bear

How did it attack the fandom?

One of the actors made a joke about people shipping Supergirl with Lana Luthor, basically said "they're just friends people." Dykes and fag hags got triggered.

Its not dead. Its fandom is just declaring it that because the show doesn't wanna pander to them. You'd think diversityfags would be happy enough with the Black Jimmy Olsen.


Shippingfags and dykes got triggered when they announced that Supergirl wasn't gonna be a lesbian.

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I will never understand men like this who are obsessed with shitting on and belittling their own race. It makes no sense.

New banner?

Also

As well as belittling his own manhood and his supposed "straightness".

Sorry /ic/ didn't handle your delicate sensibilities the way you wanted them to, Dobby.

So why doesn't move on when he sees some comic or game that's "sexist" instead of making a passive aggressive comic or have a tantrum on twitter?

Huh. Looks like the Supergirl staff actually had the balls to make fun of shippers harassing them. Good for them despite that I hate their show.

And what exactly did Trump that harm humanity so much? Not caring about any of your muh womyn or muh trans shit?


Oh for the love of god, that's a lie and he knows it. Tom Preston it's a perfect example of a guy that tries so hard to fit in but fails at every attempt

Nothing. Trump isn't even that impressive. They just want an easy common enemy they can use as a target for their frustration over Hillary not winning (many people really didn't care about her personally, they just wanted a vagina in office). But apparently, most of the hate seems to be due to his hate of illegals. The trans shit is mostly luke warm compared to that.

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Remember when he used to just use the paint bucket on the line layer and told kids to stop using anti-aliasing brushes because they made it harder to color?

wow didn't know the supergirl staff had balls.


It comes off like they want him to be Bush but he's not.

Holy fuck…

For Holla Forums?
Sure

The funny thing is the same idiots are praising Bush now as a good president because he attacks Trump and donated profits from his peanut farm or some shit, despite that Trumpo donates his presidential pay.


They actually went ahead and made that shit?!

Isn't Gail one of the people that actually openly mocks him? Seriously, Dobby, you can't go off on people saying your art is shit and then kiss the ass of someone who actually openly called you a jackass on Twitter just because they have a job you wish you had.

I almost feel like pitying him. Almost.

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How much virtue signaling can a single man do? Who is he signaling to? It's not anyone in particular, right? He just wants praise from random people?

>more pride flags
Dobson wishes he could go gay so badly. I bet if some faggot took him a gay bar, he would.

The weird thing is he's doing it for nobody since he apparently plays Minecraft alone. The man is obsessed with Minecraft and trying to create his own world in it. Its disturbing to say the least. He even made a statue of himself fighting a cube monster as his greatest achievement. That is beyond fucking sad.

That's not even acknowledging the fact that he's probably ignoring how many of those 40 comics were of characters that USED to be straight white males, and how many of the remaining 64 were of the same straight white male characters.


Kill me.

Sort of reminds me of what happened to Spoony. Gets a fat juicy patreon. The guaranteed money takes away to pressure to produce. Starts spending all his time tweeting on multiple accounts; sometimes having conversations with himself. Steadily loses all his fans and followers. Instead of righting the ship just continues to tweet.

Twitter is like a narcissist trap.

It gets sadder.

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They think lesbians are innocent women that never do shit like this. Ever talked to an SJW fujoshit about how fetishizing yaoi is? You tell them how gays hate yaoi and have their own little genre for their own interests, and how yaoi is made for and by women as a fetish, and they'll not only try to say that somehow it's OK but actual lesbian porn, as in real life lesbians having sex isn't, because… They don't believe lesbians watch porn. For some fucking reason.
SJWs are dumbasses.


He that the opportunity ti show a normal person opening a dresser drawer properly to make a point, but instead he opts to make the 'realistic' version awkward as hell. Who opens a drawer like that? It looks like they're walking into a room after opening a door. Was Dobson that terrified of drawing an ass?

Dobson never made any money on his patreon though, even at launch

So, how bad was it?

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It still hurts

That's not even true though.

The innacuracy of that pie chart upsets me.
Also he conveniently glossed over the fact that the 40 didn't have any hwyte males, meaning the other 64 could have minority characters.
Also not to mention around 60% or so percent of people reading comic books are white beta males like himself.

I agree partially with Dobson here. A lot of shit like Reddit and Memey, Family Guy, Archer, etc, are "Adult Shows" but they basically watch like how teenagers talk to eachother. It's stupid.

It makes him less of a self-insert, yet more insufferable

He also fails to mention how most of the comics that sucked had a massive overlap with his precious 40% because the authors were so busy pushing their agenda that they forgot to write good stories.

Now I'm hungry.


The problem is simply that "mature" is the word for "shows that people don't want children to watch". "Mature" is a big word to use for any piece of entertainment, and subject to a lot of disagreement on exact definitions, so let's simply use say R-rated.

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Imagine being so fat you look at pokemon and see food.

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Yeah maybe back in 2006-08. He's pretty much lost his fan base through out the years and is now seen as a miserable fat sack of shit that no longer cares about cartooning.

I haven't heard that name in ages. Mind giving me more details on how Spoony fucked up?

I'm fucking dying man holy shit
Why has no one posted it yet? Surely someone has it

Don't you get it user? It's their daily dose of hormones

Nope

Thanks doc.

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Krispy Kreme is a plot point.

Who the fuck is this nigger

Doctor Who is getting a load of shit because the Doctor is a WHITE Woman now

Yeah, a role played by men since black and white TV and they're mad that she's not also a person of colored too

Damn shame

Why did Jimmy turn into Louis?

I might agree with Dobson to a degree if it weren't for the fact that Adam Ellis's comics are not just shittily done, but also supremely unfunny.

Please note this is a man that has:

-Recreated his local McDonalds in minecraft
-Named an island in his personal comic series after Anita because he is that much of a thirsty beta IIRC Anita has also shat on him too
-Plays Skyrim on a macbook and is proud because he is a mac fag. See pic.
-Has never been able to draw fingers for shit
-Like Korra because it proved his ship right
This is just what I know of off the top of my head. If I sadly do nto have the photos on me at the moment if anyone else has them post them. IIRC /cow/ has had several threads on his as has kiwi

hehehe

I honestly saw more ads for those damn shitty donuts than I did for the PR movie, which was shit and filled with cringy Marvel references.

Did anyone else see his spergy 4th of July rant?

The rigid grin on her face makes me think she's been Jokerized.

There's a difference between using technology to facilitate repetitive work and abusing it to be lazy about your job and get shitty results in the process.

I guarantee you, he fell for the "Macs are for artists" marketing scheme hook, line, and sinker. Really, I'm surprised that it worked so well on him that he actually actively ignores every other fault that he has personally seen with the system.

Jews.

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God forbid someone's retarded headcanon get's made fun of, or worse, proven wrong.

Some people should go out more.

Dobson never leaves his home apparently according to some rabbit fucker on Encyclopedia Dramatica who claims to be his neighbor. Only time he ever goes out is for McDonalds.

Yup on so many levels.

He is the embodiment of a mordern nu male that is completely lacking balls, while trying to making his feminist nature masculine (real men are feminists etc.)

This is the kinda man that you see in media now. Making all this kinda shit like in the related pic while also being unable to make a fucking fist and hating guns.

Capped for future reference

Suicide incoming

Sent him a nice suicide note and almost instantly got blocked, now THAT'S someone dedicated to his social life!
twitter.com/gullwings4643/status/890657422183813120

He'll ban you for anything actually. Even for calling him by his last name.

I expected the ban but I didn't expect it that fast, I made the tweet then went to my profile to see it and found out I was blocked.

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Imagine if he had a reasonable friend to tell him Trump isn't Satan and he's actually hallucinating all this terrible evil that's generating anxiety on him.
Then he could remove this one friend from his life and get even crazier online, accelerating the suicide process.

Friendly reminder Dobson mom payed for him to go to art school. He never gotten a degree because he doesn't like the work. He still salty over He had classmates that got hired by Disney after school. Turns out Disney don't want to hire people that flunk college. How the fuck do you flunk college? Even low GPA students are able to get degrees. Dobson too dumb too realize he could've just dropped out. Instead of wasting money and time not doing work.

Dobson thinks Black lives matter is a pro LGBT organization
Wouldn't surprise me if BLM started openly attacking or killing gays.

Wouldn't that be cultural appropriation? I mean, the Doctor is an alien, he's even really British.

So he only eats McDonalds. WIll he get diabetes as well?

Just one more month of this bullshit.

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Even when he was a student, the best he could muster was very short animations and comics that aped classic 80s anime style, dosed with a helping of 90s saturday morning Disney cartoons. His work was derivative and uncreative and he spent too much time believing his teachers were stupid and didn't know what they were talking about.. and then he proceeded to do nothing of importance and skirt by on his undeserved sense of talent and self importance.

I was honestly expecting it to shown his inflation shit at the "Crawling in my skin" bit.

Must be something recent then.

There's even a lesbian couple of the fucking show. Supergirl's sister and some not-Renee Montoya looking dike cop, I think it's Maggie Sawyer. These "people" are really entitled assholes.

the better question is: "why is he a blue bear?"

Cartoon something something…

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…how? You can't get much worse than how Dobson has been without being either an immobile blob or a geezer on the verge of death

He thinks its appealing to little girls

The bear was originally meant to be its own character and the comics were meant to be about himself, more or less.. but he got increasingly sensitive about the idea of people calling him out over using his comics as a soapbox and making lots and lots of strawman arguments, so then he tried claiming that the character who looked exactly like him, wore the same hat, except he was thin and not bald, was not meant to be him. That shit didn't fly… So instead, he made up that obnoxious little bear, who is short, fatter, wears the same hat, and he's blue.. like the blue shirts he always drew himself wearing.

Shit like this really shows Dobson's failings as an artist. His bear avatar looks alright, but anything outside of that is really rough and lifeless. It's like those people who draw nothing but 3/4 shoulder up faces or people standing neutral. They fall apart when they have to draw someone actually doing something. He has a hand full of expressions and poses memorized and never expands upon that. He can't even draw a Timm Batman for fucks sake.

Also, using that Butterfree episode as a punchline is hilarious because the point of it was the importance of growing up and moving on. Two things Dobson finds impossible. Maybe if he paid attention to the morals in these kid's shows, he wouldn't be in the position he's in.

He has said that he feels unhealthy as shit half the time since its all he ever eats. Ironic since he used to talk shit about McD.

Be honest, Holla Forums. Would you?

No.

I'd hit it.

With my car.

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I prefer the context of their challenges being too easily overcome.


Pic related.

How bout now?

Why would a man do this to himself?

A cry for help.

He wants to be trans and hasn't come to terms with it.

The answer is still no.

We're about a year off of him becoming a lesbian tranny like Chris Chan. The dude absolutely hates men and that will take it's toll on him eventually.

I'm sick of all these lolcows going tranny/SJW.

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Sounds like TITS is still spreading.

This one has to win you over.

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Now I understand why he's so obsessed with that shitty ass gay ship. He literally wants to be Korra or Asami.

Or both.

Nope.

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Unforgivable… mfw the comic probably did it too… Oh fuck it hurts.

Why are you so negative, Holla Forums? Why can't you be more like this paragon of positive thinking?

Those people look traced.

This man is a waste of resources

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They are. The guy reacting to Black Panther is Black Nerd Rants, idk the other two.

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I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
live for no one else

They are not even human, they are xenos

In the past couple years so many people smarter and more stable than him fell for the trans meme, I think the only reason Dobson hasn't started "transitioning" yet is because he's too lazy to do it. I know it's not hard to be smarter and more stable than Dobson but that's kind of the point, only unstable dumbasses fall for that shit.

THE TIMES DONT HAVE COMICS.
THEY NEVER HAD COMICS.
NOT EVEN THE BAREST MINIMUM RESEARCH.

Only selfhating whites read that shit, and pic related is heresy.

disg

What the Hell is that?!

The Champions comics "pandering" the tacos. i forgot the pic was from champions and not america chavez comic

He was probably looking at a highly sophisticated political cartoon

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Or the ads

Chespirito is rolling in his grave.

Still no!


DOBBY MADE THESE!?

wait then who has the Sunday funnys
i have not read a news paper in years

He's pretty much guaranteed to go tranny now.

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How is it anime makes everything look cute?


When he draws humans it looks off.


sauce for that webm?


I forget.

That is just a pic of 3 good friends playing, user.

The classic Outer Limits 1963 episode The Sixth Finger

I remember that. Wish I didn't.

It's an idealized version of reality that reflects what we wish we could have.
Also, it's rooted in a Japanese perspective which is fundamentally devoid of the kind of degenerates and niggers that we have here in the states. I think their government is also pretty damned good with the health codes and what kinds of ingredients can be sold as food, so McDonalds isn't just disgusting slop for obese, low income retards.

Thank you.


Wow I didn't know they can have fastfood restaraunts that are actually good.

They used to do a better job of it tho

And yet we're looking at it.

You sure it's not that they don't want to hire people with a shitty portfolio?

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A better example would be him releasing Pidgeot.

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They have an absurdly low crime rate and drug trafficking is practically nonexistent. They've got all kinds of other problems, but the worst parts of Japanese society are Heaven compared to the worst cities in America.

Gooks are not japs user, gooks are coreans, and chinks are chinise, get you pejoratives right user.

Why bring them up then while specifically talking about Japan, then?

the only reason everybody really hates dobson is his personality

Meant to quote
Chinks and gooks are really fucking degenerate and backwards, chinks are ant people, and gook are so fucked with feminism that's laughable. Japs do have their problems although as you mentioned.

Don't want to derail too much from the important topic of how much of a trash person Dobson is but this image always makes me laugh.

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Stop.

I've seen some info showing that on the whole the Japanese also eat less, and their suggested serving sizes for stuff is smaller than ours. From what I can gather, in a Nip McDonald's a large soda is the same size as the medium drinks we get here, so only 24 oz of cola.

If this were done in an anime style or something it might be sexy, but in Dobson's style, it's just kind of creepy.

Didnt a VA got arrested becuse of drugs? And used her get out of jail card because she is a VA? They have a drug problem, but they hide it pretty well.

Nips are degenerate, but they mostly keep it private.
polite sage

Goes with his personality of loving inderage lesbians thinking it gets sjw points.

Why does this feel so rapey?

All SJWs secretly have rape fantasies user, that's why they think everything is (something)-rape, it's like an obsession to them.

Still no. But the artist did a good job.

Like the other user said, in an anime style or someone with artistic skills, it would look and feel leagues better than preston or any she/tumblrite's work. Not only that, artworks that contain some romantic themes around it need to have a balance of lewdness, correct anatomy, and innocence Or it'll just look and feel wrong.

Thanks Dob.

I wondered why Holla Forums bothers discussing this autist since he is a fucking nobody with no audience whatsoever. But then I read this sort of shit and I take it back, fuck this faggot.

Welcome

Remember when Dobson drew shota?

I'm not sure I want to know

The good type of shota? Little boy doing lewd things with a slightly older and taller girl?

I always hated Chespirito's stuff. Specially El Chavo, it was concentrated cancer and retardation and it just mystifies me how all of Latino America is so hung up on his garbage. Marvel is garbage too.

t. taco who was forced to watch Chespirito's shit as a child.

no way

What are you talking about?
all I get is some weird dude in a red cricket outfit and some hobo looking manchild
t.-Burger

Its not for everyone, but at least you loved chabelo rigth?

an some one explain Chavo humor to me?
I don't get it at all how it became a meme in bean land.

Why is he such a hate filled individual?

I need context for this one.

I assume he's throwing an autistic hissy fit about George Lucas altering the original Star Wars movies.

He's good at comedy, his show fucking sucked, it was Club del Hogar but way dumber.

(checked)
Greedo shot first

Really makes me think.

Like the rest of his ilk, that's the kind of person he really is: An intensely hateful, aggressive, obnoxious cunt who get an especially intense joy out of fantasies where he gets to enact extreme violence on others.

Logically, Greedo shoots first because he wants to kill Solo, Han was just anticipating it.

it's gay if you dont bleed.
it shouldnt even chop anything off technically, it should be so hot that it fuses everything together.
oh wow, a weapon like that would be very disgusting. It def wouldnt be PG.

This only further cemented my hate for elves and Dobson.

What does this guy do for money anyways? Isn't his Patreon giving him like 2 dollars?

It's shit all around, but the main issue is the facial expressions, it makes them look constipated instead of full of lust.


You might as well.

Discussing internet nobodies is an internet pastime, funnily enough

I don't think this guy is really serious about it, he's just trying to gain the favor of the sjw hordes by white knighting as much as possible.

I think I know what

Is he this fucking retarded?

I think he stopped once the guy who made Prequel slapped his shit in and outright said "you will never find a job in this industry if you keep pulling this retarded shit," but yeah.

Yes

Don't forget his boob inflation fetish.

How the fuck do people even take him seriously as an artist if he fucking colors on the lineart layer?

The only time I can think of when blood spurts is in A New Hope and the in canon explanation is that the species that Obi Wan chopped the arm from has non coagulating blood.


Wait fusing stuff together? I thought it would melt stuff it came into contact with.

Your flesh would cauterize.

That'd actually be good advice if it wasn't coming from Dobson.

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There was a visible puff of blood when Darth Maul was bisected.

Medical laser scalpels are in the UV spectrum, they cut without cooking the surrounding cells, so it bleeds freely.

Maybe blue lightsabers let the blood out and red lightsabers don't?

No, I don't, but feel free to enlighten me, it's not like I can expect any less than the worst from this colossal fuckup of a human being.

Reminds me of when there was an entire thread of people making edits of this to make fun of it and see how many shows they could fit in.

I think he's talking about this strip. Dobson has a talent for making sexuality incredibly ugly.

We need a Sigmund Fraud user to help us decipher what this comic says about Dobson's fragile but damaged psyche.

That was almost funny

I think he is trying to BE "Sigmund Fraud", a subverse, incest-obsessed kike who is to sex what the Frankfurt school is to culture, gas the lot.

Freud was a stubborn motherfucker who made up his mind on psychology once and then refused to change it. You don't need to be Freud to decipher the underlying message in Dobson's work, though.

I took a psychology class in high school a decade ago and I can tell you that Dobson's self-loathing and sense of failure as a man and a member of society has manifested as overt loathing and aggression towards the aspects of himself that his liberal ideology have told him are "problematic". He spends all day punishing himself with these thoughts and articles about how evil straight cis-het white dudebros have made everything terrible and since he's every one of those things, he believes that hating himself and hyperfocusing on 'the other' by deifying and glorifying gays, trannies, and niggers, that he can escape from his own feelings of inadequacy. Since he's been doing this for so long, it's started to manifest as a sort of dysphoria and a dissociative disorder where he spends his days envisioning his avatar as a proud, powerful, confident lesbian, like Korra, and trying to retroactively reimagine events in his own life to create excuses for why he could totally be gay if anyone actually liked him enough to hold a relationship.

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No you just need an air tank.

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he's pretty high on the list of people who need to be tossed into the middle of a jungle and forced to fend for themselves until such a time as they have learned what real life is actually like and can be re-introduced into civilised society.

The only thing stopping Dobson from going full tranny is the fact that he's not making any money off his awful comics.

Only someone who's never worked with women would write something like this.

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Never thought I'd see a /k/ OC directed at Dobson, but here I am dumbfounded.

Has he never encountered women that backstab? There is a reason why that stereotype exists.

You have to be kidding me, no one can be this much of a retard right?

The new thing on Tumblr is that the "women backstab each other" stereotype was made up by men who said "Women hate each other" even though women said "we don't hate other women".

So I know that the comic posted is old, but if you brought up that fact to him or any other snowflake on Tumblr right now, they would call you a misogynist pig, as per usual, and then tell you about the "men made up the story" thing.

Interesting, I remember reading somewhere that women are socialized to be passive aggressive pricks to each other or something? I dunno it was some study about how the two sexes bully differently in school. The male bullies beat the shit out of you while the female ones stab you in the back and are conniving as hell.

How can one cuck be so wrong about everything in one image? I find it disturbing that I share a planet with this guy.

Misogynist study. Women don't hate each other because women said so.

That's the new line.

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Yeah, as if. My workplace had a single toilet some time ago, and it was constantly reeking. Now we have separate bathroom, and guess fucking what - men's bathroom almost never smells.

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Do you think it might be the joke?

kinda defeats the purpose of the ham-handed message he's trying to convey. i mean, being unaware of one's own modesty or lack thereof is a character flaw, is it not? his intention was to convey that women are without flaws.

he's an idiot, that's what happened.

It's a kind of plausible deniability. It's not actually funny, but if anyone tells him his characters are annoying hypocrites or whatever he can point to those lines and say it's (part of) the joke. You see that kind of thing often and it tends to backfire and confuse and offend everyone.

Heh.

Pretty much this. In my experience, male-only workplaces are always chill, and it is always women who cause trouble.

men solve problems, women create them.

that's why women need men but men don't need women.

Wait, didn't he make it like a patreon reward that he'd start a fucking minecraft server for his supporters?
and he plays ALONE?
That's fucking hilariously sad, and it only gets sadder knowing he wastes his time building shit one block at a time, does he not understand he could use worldedit to spend less than half that time making anything?
Jesus Dobson, and I thought I was pathetic for putting any time into developing mods.

What the fuck?
The blimp fucker boasts his mac usage for status, is OKAY with getting 10 fps which is practically slideshow quality, then lashes out at everyone who demands better performance by projecting his own elitism onto them.
It never ceases to amaze me that people this pathetic continue to exist.

I wonder if Holla Forums has discussed this recently.


If you told them that AIDS kills more black men a year than racist cops, they just might. Black homosexuals make up the majority of gays with GRIDS, and from what I could even find there might be more AIDS related deaths than blacks killed by police within a year, but reliable statistics are hard to find.

I know that but Preston is so insignificant that nobody pays attention to him anymore, dude has no fanbase whatsoever… But then again, seeing all this demented stuff does make it worth discussing it.


I have this saved and this will never be not funny.

New thread?

How about a bike pump instead?

Worse still is that he's just one of millions of clones that are all exactly like and drowning us in their stuck up and pretentious new age stupidity.

You have great taste in porn.

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There was a thread over on Holla Forums talking about how conditions were for employees of Yahoo!
The environment was all male, and they had BYOB every friday, a day for casual wear, they would hook up those usb dart launchers to shoot into other cubicles and would even have dog fights with rc dirigibles, they would have secret santa and get each other gifts for the christmas parties, and productivity was through the roof.
Then they got big enough and had to start hiring women, which meant hiring a human resources manager. Whenever the guys would goof off for a moment, the women would always go straight to HR and complain, until all the fun shit they used to do stopped completely. No more casual wear, or cubicle battles, or rc dog fights, or BYOB, or christmas parties, etc.
Sure enough, morale died as did productivity, since nobody was having fun and it was like any other shitty 9-5 job. Recently a former employee of Yahoo even spoke out against the female CEO who would have "performance exams", all employees had to take them and only the men ever did poorly, but there was no transparency about how they were being judged to have such poor performance compared to the women.
It never fucking fails.

I know that feel. Same thing happened where I used to work.

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Artists should at least aim more for a philosophical outlook instead of a political one if they're going to do a social commentary unless its a short term event (an election, a riot) instead of long term (socialism, patriarchy). It's broader and it ages much better than interrupting the story to push an agenda. Also social commentary that ask a question to a viewer or showing consequences is much stronger than enforcing a political agenda where the opposition are strawmen because you're subconsiously insecure of your outlook to look at the other side's reasoning.

Funny, cuz I can see this happening in the actual show.

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Haha being wingman to the fake news real thing to shoot for dobson

He cant even pay for hosting

Fake news

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The audio is from a video of a leaf trying to get a bear to fuck off from her kayak.

The fucks he mad about?

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His life.

Was he thinking positively when he keeps announcing his stupid/non canon opinions?
Was he thinking positively when he killed Lucas?
Was he thinking positively when he makes numerous shitty strawman comics? (Too many to count)
For someone who claims to be "so positive" he seems pretty miserable and angry at anything that challenges him

All I want to see is an edit of that girl gagging and then throwing the book into a trash bin.


He's referencing this comic image merge in . While that guy does use templates he working for the clickbait site Buzzfeed, and if there allowing him to do it (be lazy/quick art wise while still getting paid by them) all the more power to him. (If those comics aren't BF then he's just being lazy).
Unlike Buckley who wasn't getting getting paid, (outside of ad/merch revenue) but was just lazy and copy pasted.

The first wonder woman was written by a man as well.

Literally old as shit and a google search away you lazy dingus.

Vid encapsulate why Dobson and artists like him are angry all the time. Basically, they've reached the peak of their artistic potential and stopped seeing progress. So when people critique them, they can't process it into results and get frustrated.

You mean the script or the comic?

That is definitely not a sailboat.

I really do miss how he used to draw himself being slimmer and with more hair, as it just shows his delusions even more.

< The Good Ship Floating Rape Bait
there are many many many reasons why women didn't and generally still don't crew boats.

This has to be a joke

archive.is/http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html

I'm well aware that this is my own problem to deal with, but your picture really should say "hast", not "has".

Am I allowed to post good comics?


Holy shit I'm dying over here.