The Star SONY PICTURES DOES IT AGAIN! Are you ready to hear the story of the...

Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

The Star

SONY PICTURES DOES IT AGAIN!
Are you ready to hear the story of the birth of Christ and the first Christmas as seen through the eyes of a bunch of talking animals?

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

Absolutely. This looks wonderful. I can't wait to take my kids to see it. Praise Jesus.

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

tfw there will never be an animated movie about Revelations
So much cool shit happens in it too.

Jace Gutierrez
Jace Gutierrez

So this is Prince of Egypt in the post-Shrek world. And it's not even fucking Dreamworks.

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

how much longer can sony survive? when was last thing they didnt fuck up

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

That like to dislike ratio
Good to see even normalfags can see this is garbage

Tyler Morales
Tyler Morales

holy shit what the fuck is that

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

Not watching the trailer, but did they keep Jesus white?

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

No, he's Mediterranean

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

I mean…at least it's the story of the Nativity. That's better than transblack queer propaganda, right?

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

No, he's a kike. He looks more semitic than mediterranian. Probably the purpose is to make people more possitive to arabs and such.

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

of course

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

jew
white

Dominic Flores
Dominic Flores

Shit's already been made, and in better quality too.

Chase Ramirez
Chase Ramirez

BLASPHEMY
Those damn kikes.

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

Kike is the wrong term, heathen. Are you even aware of the origins of that slur?
He's Hebrew, fool.

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

tfw there will never be a modern animated christian movie that's good as Prince of Egypt

Oliver Thompson
Oliver Thompson

Isn't Zachery Levi too white for this movie?

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

It's sad when Rankin/Bass did it better, twice.

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey
Good

Confirmed for never seen it.

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

He said better. He didn't say good.

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

Wait this shit is real?

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

What country is making this abomination?

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

So this is Prince of Egypt in the post-Shrek world
Now I'm a believer

David Barnes
David Barnes

Reminder that the character who's singing that was the one who kidnapped all those kids he's talking about,

Jaxson Perez
Jaxson Perez

Reminder that Farmer John is the best character in the series

Elijah Mitchell
Elijah Mitchell

Is that supposed to be Jesus? He looks like a twink

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

Manger Babies: The CGI Movie

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

wtf I love jesus now

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

Sodomy Stallion has logged out

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

Man, they're really banking on Emoji Movie to be a success.

Jordan Nguyen
Jordan Nguyen

Sad but true.

Dylan James
Dylan James

It's gonna be what kills their animation department. Hopefully. If now Emoji Movie, this certainly will.

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

He is suppose to be Joseph which is also a carpenter.

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

Why do retards think Jesus and Joseph were thin?
They were both carpenters and even in all but the absolute poorest modern day third world countries carpenters have some muscle to them.
How the fuck do they think buildings are built by these people? Virtue signalling and prayer?

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

Why do retards think Jesus and Joseph were thin?
Because the most iconic imagery of Jesus is dying on a stick.

I hope so but I doubt it.

Eli Mitchell
Eli Mitchell

Why do retards think Jesus and Joseph were thin
Food wasn't as widely available even if labor intensive jobs were had.

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

How could a stick support a grown man's bodyweight

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

Contrary to what you may believe, ancient civilizations weren't modern day starving African tier, they had their fair share of fatties (particularly during Roman times when Jesus was supposedly alive), and people with actual skills (aka artisans) were capable of providing quality work to provide for themselves and a decent number of children. There's a reason people compare the modern west and its apparent collapse-in-progress to the Romans.
The fact you think ancient civilizations were some perpetually famine stricken group of cunts is laughable. Read a fucking book.

Wyatt Diaz
Wyatt Diaz

Jesus was supposedly alive
Oh boy this again. Take you advise and read a book

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

So this is Prince of Egypt in the post-Shrek world
I came from another board after seeing a screeshot just to say I cried of laughter

William Torres
William Torres

Jesus was A E S

levi
he's jewish enough, otherwise it would have been something-washing

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

Virtue signalling and prayer?
yeah, that cures death too, it's like you didn't even read the bible

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

Shoo, trilby.

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

I highly doubt a carpenter would.

Austin Powell
Austin Powell

you didn't even read the bible
In defense of him, most of us never did.

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

For all the movies that exist is is surprising no one has done Revelations
Closest I know if is "The Apocalypse" which focuses on John the writer of revelations and other Christians around the year 90. Just a few visions are presented none of the big ones though.

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

surprising no one has done Revelations
A movie depicting a one-world government as a bad thing? The left would never allow that

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

Thanks for the pic.

Dylan Cruz
Dylan Cruz

Manger Babies movie

Good to see Luanne being successful in life. I hope she divorced Lucky already.

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