You people told me that the Transformers comics were good

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

You people told me that the Transformers comics were good. You lied.

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tfwiki.net/wiki/Victorion
tfwiki.net/wiki/Female_Transformer
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Realmrsoptimusprime
tfwiki.net/wiki/Prime's_Rib!

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

Swinder and Onslaught
Alright, who let the fujoshits and the gay community in ?

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

Heck, the gay Transformers thing was done way before in More than Meets the Eye…and it fucking sucks back then too. Say what you will about Japan fucking up the Transformers…at least it's not this bullshit.

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

Welcome to IDW. Fujoshits out the ass.

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

Fujoshis and Yuris out the ass.

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

Seriously, fuck IDW for doing this shit. Hell, pretty sure the folks who say this is OK turned their nose up at fucking Kiss Players.

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

WHAT FUCK!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA.

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

And what's worse? Vortex had his entire team brainwashed just so he can be together with Onslaught…who is brainwashed.

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

Hey, remember when Simon Furman made Arcee's backstory where he was a guy bot who was forcibly changed into females (since early in the IDW continuity, there were no female bots…even though Megatron Origins had female bots in the background) and the fans complained?

Now, we have Vortex being OK with his teammates getting brainwashed..just so he can have his way with Onslaught. Do you hear any complaints?

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

You better be fucking with me.

Ethan Jackson
Ethan Jackson

I hated this shit to. You know about Arcee right?

Hunter Thompson
Hunter Thompson

It's a little more complicated then that, but basically yes.

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

Oh no, what did they do to Arcee?

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

You know about Arcee right?
No I don't but I'm already livid in anticipation.

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

As I mentioned earlier…Arcee's backstory was that he's originally a dudebot…but then got turned into a fembot and he/she's completely nuts, becoming this kill crazy bitch. Furman got a lot of flack for that.

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

I'm not fucking with ya…that's what happened. Starscream brainwashed the Combaticons bar Vortex and Vortex is OK with this because Starscream brainwashed Onslaught to notice Vortex. The Combaticons…from a unit that slaughtered the Elite Guards..to this.

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

Arcee is a tranny

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

And to twist the knife further..other issues then retconned it by basically saying that Arcee's past self was a lie and now she's what was meant to be…basically trying to not offend the trannies.

Dylan Gutierrez
Dylan Gutierrez

You people told me that the Transformers comics were good. You lied.

No one here EVER fucking said that, you lying cunt.

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

Oh god…Lost Light. It's bloody terrible really. Rodimus is a goddamn jerk, Ultra Magnus is a guy with pole up his exhaust port…that thing with Rewind and Chromedome and the other thing with Cyclonus and Tailgate.

Kayden Thomas
Kayden Thomas

and the other thing with Cyclonus and Tailgate.

The gay relationships sicken me to my very core. They don't have reproductive organs and the thought of mighty Cyclonus wanting to make fuck to a child-like minichanger enrages me on a level that no human language is capable of accurately relating.

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

First feminists bitched that there were no female Transformers.
Then fans sperged that there was a female Transformer.
Then Clankers whined that there was only one female Transformer.

Now they're all trannies, ARE YOU HAPPY? ARE YOU? HUH?
To quote the Bard, and by The Bard of course I mean Lando Calrissian, this deal's getting worse by the minute.

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

…Funny thing is, Prime's Rib! is written by the same guy who wrote Spotlight Arcee…

Leo Stewart
Leo Stewart

I really really hope they don't let the SJW writers touch Sonic. I mean yes it's autistic, but damn it the last few years it was written by people actually passionate about their IP instead of using it to soapbox. They better bring back Ian Flynn. Is there more SJWism in Transformers besides gay bots? I mean gay bots isn't really political, it could mean yaoi fangirls. But I hope the mansplaining one is the only one.

Carson Sanders
Carson Sanders

Holy fuck this is hilarious
How these comics get this bad?

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

Does anyone have the full official parody comic.

Austin Price
Austin Price

I like to believe the reason comics like this get bad is because of autism.

For example, Transformers, to your average member of the public, are robots that transform into cars and jets. "Robots in disguise". However, to your fanboy autist, it's deep lore to the point that they forget that they're writing a comic about robots that transform into cars and jets.

Then you combine that with hashtags and a lack of real human interaction.

Jacob Taylor
Jacob Taylor

Well fuck

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

Dear God, there is no difference between the parody and the real thing.

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

If Sonic becomes a SJW I don't know what I'll do.

Nathaniel Reed
Nathaniel Reed

The IDW stuff is fucking weird, like when they first started out they had Shane MCarthy who inserted his own OC Drift into the canon (Which he rightfully got called out for) and then he wrote All Hail Megatron which was a goddamn mess of a storyline that went nowhere fast.

As if that wasn't bad enough you had Mike Costa who blatantly admits that he hates Transformers and prefers writing for human characters writing a couple of garbage issues, then you had Simon Furman who just hates the concept of female Transformers in general and you can thank him for Arcee's horrible characterization in the IDW series.

Anyway they did a soft reboot and now we only have three writers, John Barber, James Roberts and Mairghread Scott.

Scott and Roberts are your typical feminist and numale, Scott refuses to use Blackaracina's original design in the comics because she found it too triggering and Roberts is the reason for all the gay shit and LOL RANDOM humor in MTMTE and Lost Light.

Barber is a decent writer though.

Landon Richardson
Landon Richardson

Hold on, why was that TBS cartoon thread beleted?

Dominic Butler
Dominic Butler

I mean, it was on the top page….

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

tfw this is most comics now without the self awareness

Easton Flores
Easton Flores

My response to this entire thread.

THEY ARE FUCKING ROBOTS! WHY!? THEY. ARE. ROBOTS!

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

Fujoshis who pretend their transformers ships are progressive so they don't feel guilty about getting off to robots.

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

One good thing came out of All Hail…it's what the live action movie supposed to be. Seriously, when the Decepticons attack Earth, humans wouldn't be able to kill any single Cybertronian with their weapons.

And the worse part is….Barber's basically the janitor in the Transformers book. When everyone fucks up character and continuity, Barber's there to clean it up.

Connor Morris
Connor Morris

Cheap writers.

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

Heck, I can come up with a better story when I was 12. Think of this..World War 2 Transformers with a twist, the Allies found the Decepticons, the Nazis found the Autobots.

Jace Ross
Jace Ross

comics
canon

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

mfw still waiting for /ss/ transformers comic

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

WHY DOES THE STORY EVEN NEED GAY ROBOTS?
THEY CAN'T REPRODUCE REGARDLESS OF SEX/ORIENTATION, RIGHT?

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

Especially when the series had shown how Cybertronians are made…

Brody Adams
Brody Adams

they had one nigaboo
exhentai.org/g/1006518/5820f1b385/

Grayson Rodriguez
Grayson Rodriguez

Hasbro letting transformer become gay for years
Still no canon gay pony
Rainbow dash still isn't a lesbian
How and why?

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

The intended demo is little girls, not tumbrlspawn

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

i… I thought this was only in fanfics.

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

the writers seem to have forgotten(or didn't know in the first place) how to write pure action- adventure comics where the characters actually act like what they are. Instead of writing them as robots, they write them as "humans who look like robots"(and conform to our idea of what humans are like.).

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

Why sage?

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

How can any publisher be cucked enough to allow this? This makes me worry about muh Turtles.

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

no reason really.

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

sorry.

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

Jeez, even Japan didn't fuck up this bad…and they made Kiss Players.

Brandon Perry
Brandon Perry

No one cares user, you're only bringing them up to stir shit.

Ayden Long
Ayden Long

Isn't that what we're here for?

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

Did the fujoshits get their hands on GI Joe and Godzilla?

I remember when Fujoshits used to be shameless. There was this one chick on deviantart who actually believed Optimus Prime was her husband. I wouldn't be surprised if she had an article on Encylopedia Dramatica.

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

Last long running Godzilla series had a lesbian couple.

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

Kill yourself

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

longer answer: I was exhausted last night, decided to sage my first post and then thought: "hey, it won't matter if I sage the next post".

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

You knwo you can delete it.

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

Elevating that hack Roberts was one of the worst things they have done. Not only did he start the gay shit but he rips off shitty dr who plots, all dialog is witty banter, the plots have no pay off. Now they have the garbage hasbroverse latched onto the transformers books.

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

I miss the fujoshits of the 2000s, sure they could be cunts about their ships and husbandos but at least they never attempted to kill people IRL and pretend their masturbatory fantasies are progressive.

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

Please tell me there's more, this is funny as shit.

Owen Perez
Owen Perez

Sega is pretty strict about their licensing requirements. They wouldn't let Archie have gay Sonic characters from what I remember. Not that I even give a shit. This seems really out of place for Transformers though.

Asher James
Asher James

Rotor was turned into a faggot, if I remember.

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

That sounds like the raddest shit since the 80s. You have alliances of convenience being tested by conflicting moralities and the transformers themselves are each side's super weapons.
Then you gave the escalating arms race as each side tries to replicate cybertronian technology; the autobots concerned about earth advancing too quickly and the decepticons exploiting relationships with rich corporations

Brayden Flores
Brayden Flores

Thanks, user.

Aiden Turner
Aiden Turner

Probably but I dont remember.

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

not official comic
We have gay robots, but still no pure love /ss/ fuck this parallel universe.

Julian Collins
Julian Collins

There was this one chick on deviantart who actually believed Optimus Prime was her husband

Do you remember her name? She's probably a SJW now.

Eli Wright
Eli Wright

Good luck with your new comic run, Sanic

Nolan Green
Nolan Green

fukken alien robots incapable of reproduction having any notion or understanding of arousal
Yet people will still shill for IDW. The possibility that they may make a Sonic comic is all the more irksome. Funny thing is, this isn't even the worst shit they've done. They've even made what is essentially the Transformers version of Steven Universe: tfwiki.net/wiki/Victorion

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

to sell toys

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

What the fuck is with the Steven Universe shit on the wiki?

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

Victorion is essentially an "all-female" Transformers fusion made of a few "tranny" bots, they saw some parallels and went with it. Also, the Wiki went full libtard a little while back and started erasing or replacing all their more offensive humor and images, mostly the Kiss Players shit and any references to buttsex jokes. Apparently one of the new admins were a tranny and a gay due and both got buttburned by most of the offensive humor, so they and the remaining old admins decided to change the wiki and started adding more tumblr-tier humor to replace the old stuff. Some users even got threats over restoring Kiss Player humor. This comes as no shock considering how the fanbase started to change as IDW made more Current Year changes.

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

tfwiki.net/wiki/Female_Transformer It gets worse user.

Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

There's still a long way to go, since they ARE still pretty dang rare compared to the "guys" and as Mairghread Scott pointed out, this can inadvertently make any given female Transformer and their stories seem like a comment on real women.[1] That's part of a way bigger argument for gender equality
The wiki was always somewhat pozzed but fucking hell.

James Stewart
James Stewart

Why does Transformers attract fujoshis like how Sonic attracts autists?

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

This is what happens when you allow civil rights activists even an inch of room.

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

If I had to put my finger on it the reason is probably due to the bright colors. Big splashes of bright colors especially blue attracts the worst kinds of people, and I use the word people very loosely in this case.

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

Bara robots?

Jason Phillips
Jason Phillips

Double rainbows

Elijah Hernandez
Elijah Hernandez

Comics are barely canon anyway. Hasbro's attention is focused on the real bucks, ie those shitty new TF cartoons that are nowhere near as good as Animated.

Never ever because we can't have nice things.

Let it all burn…

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

What's wrong with a world where optimus prime can get his dick oiled? Are you against heterosexual robot sex?

Lucas Powell
Lucas Powell

for
fuck's
SAKE

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

<dick JaAMed

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

There really isn't

Ayden Rivera
Ayden Rivera

The internet was a mistake

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

Who writes like this?

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

I think her username was Optimus Prime's wife or something. She got btfo and might've deleted her Deviantart account. I wouldn't be surprised if she became an SJW later on.

True I do miss that.

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

She does

encyclopediadramatica.rs/Realmrsoptimusprime

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

I used to visit the site…and I don't even remember those paragraphs in the middle…god fucking damn it….are they just going to infect my childhood? What's next? Dragon Ball's getting infected? A feminist Super Robot series?

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

A feminist Super Robot series?

I kinda want to see that, either as a giant sexy robot beating up evil robots or some shitty sjw comic where the pilots all sit around bitching all the time with only one panel of robot action.

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

You mean a series where the pilots are ineffectual, always bicker and doesn't do anything?

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

There are super robot shows with female main characters already, feminists just don't give a shit about them because they just feature normal woman doing normal super robot protag stuff, instead of virtue signaling and pandering.

David Jackson
David Jackson

Not remotely what I mean but good explanation.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

<and how many buttery crumbs are in the JaAm

I too would rather have the fujoshits and yaoishipperfags of olde unlike the ones we have now. At least they weren't pretentious snobs with an "enlightened right side of history" attitude.

hence why older anime is superior

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

Also helps that Noriko is channeling the greatest Super Robot pilot of all time…Ryoma Nagare.

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

you're a pretty cool guy user

Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

i eAt yOuR BabIEs

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

HEHE

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

In other franchise, Digimon has monsters that looked like He-Man or were slutted up to 11- yet the show said something like "There are no male or female Digimon. Just Digimon."

And that was in the dub in the 90s/early 00s.

Seems SJWs focus on sexualizing non-sexual things first to make it easier to change sexual things to their own agenda.

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

You need to spoiler that shit from now on.

Jackson Rogers
Jackson Rogers

FAGFORMERS, ROBOTS CUM IN GUYS

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

I wanted to write about robots
I wanted to mess around and deconstruct why some robots go by he or she
Can joke about robots that look bulky but not human like and it goes by she
Robots define their gender by their voices
The "they/them, xir" gender pronoun shit is messing with the concept of no genders since it originally would've applied to non-biological lifeforms.
Now they're applying it to non biologicals and somehow they made it Tumblr-esque
Now if I try to do something like this, liberals will swarm to it and think it's Steven Universe 2.0 even if it's manly.

Gabriel Mitchell
Gabriel Mitchell

What is wrong with these people?

Nathan White
Nathan White

Do it, user, you will get rich and live a comfy misogynistic life.

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

So it's a Trans-Transformer?

Mason Moore
Mason Moore

Hey guys, guess who runs the TF-Wiki?

Dave Willis, author of Shortpacked.

Aren't you glad such an intelligent and rational person is heading it? Look at the great results!

William Moore
William Moore

Shit like this makes me so fucking glad I voted for Trump.

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

They can't be trans since they never had a gender in the first place. They're just emulating other races. And it's totally pointless, regardless. For robots…

But I know this bullshit is actually all just SJWs projecting their insecurities onto Transformers, which is completely fucking retarded.

Samuel Baker
Samuel Baker

"You people told me that the Transformers comics were good"
wanting to read Transformers comics at all
caring about Transformers

Comics are for retards.

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

Comics are for retards.
You know you're posting on Holla Forums right?

Gabriel Gutierrez
Gabriel Gutierrez

Right. Robots shouldn't care about gender because they already reproduce asexually.

This shit is just trannies and Numales wanting to live vicariously through their childhood characters.

Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

Don't give it (((You)))'s.

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

I have decided that calvin and hobbes will be my final straw

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

You're right. Sorry.

Lucas Russell
Lucas Russell

You got dubs twice, so I forgive you.

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

Oh shit wow. I never realized she looked like Lindsay Ellis.

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

Don't cybertronians procreate without any genitalia at all? In fact, why would they have sexually dimorphic roles when their caste-based society is all about their functional abilities. Applying sex to them is like saying
Well, I had this screwdriver, but the further I got away from western society, the more I realized that it's more of a air conditioner, y'know?
By the way, did you know in some cultures, people use butter knives as industrial transport equipment.
Makes perfect sense after you meet some other races.

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

Heck, in G2 they can reproduce by budding….then again, we don't talk about the G2 comic. And while there are siblings in Transformers, I like to assume that's because they share the same body type or both created in the same production line.

Of course, there's the possibility that they might be bio-mechanical…but that's either in the Beast era, some far offshoot….or Go-Bots.

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

teehee you silly bigotbots, we're all girls now get used to it!
The closet was too good for them

Jeremiah White
Jeremiah White

Of course…Willis..the man's a bane to any fandom.

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

yuri where?

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

There are lesbian robots in this comic too.

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

How the mighty has fallen.

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

MICHAEL BAY DID NOTHING WRONG

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

explains why he gets so much shit

Leo White
Leo White

Well the movies are selling like hot bread… right?

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

unfortunately

Jeremiah Wright
Jeremiah Wright

Dragon Ball's getting infected?
DBS turned Broly female and made her so strong that she turned SS moments after learning what it was and being just told to put ki into her back, and was able to battle and iirc defeat Goku while he was in his SSB form.
Then again DBS has been shit since the beginning and only faggot fanboys that like flashing lights and turn their brains off when they watch actually enjoy it.

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

A feminist Super Robot series?
Don't worry
studio TRIGGER got you covered on that since they love western faggotry

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

I say it's just DBS' shit writing more than it getting infected and pandering to the fans who wanted a female SSJ.

Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

*and just

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

They better bring back Ian Flynn
Ian "sally and nicole are lesbians" Flynn
It's dead, just accept it.

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

Ian "sally and nicole are lesbians" Flynn
When did he ever make that claim?

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

According to "On his podcast the BumbleKast, Ian Flynn stated, "I would dare say that if you go through the book since the reboot, you could probably make a case for [Sally and Nicole being in a romantic relationship]." Shortly after the Archie series' cancellation, he confirmed on Twitter that he and Aleah Baker had intentionally written this romance into the book."

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

God fucking dammit not even Sonic is safe.

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

They made Kill La Kill, so I don't think they would pander to feminists.

Gavin Martinez
Gavin Martinez

As a Dragon Ball fan myself..I say, fuck DBS..except that ONE episode with Arale. It's nice to see someone remembered Dr. Slump existed.

Nowhere is safe…let's just hope the machine rebellion happen sooner. My heart can't take anymore of this..seeing every aspect of my childhood getting replaced with a sick, demented copy of itself.

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

I need more this is making my sides burst.

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

There was a comic made by an official artist (long ago) depicting a scene of angry dykes screaming at Primes attempts to appease them but I don't remember what it was called.

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

Prime's Rib!…that's from the UK comic written by Simon Furman…the same guy who wrote Spotlight Arcee where it turns out Arcee was a dude and was forcibly experimented into a chick since early on in the story, there were no such thing as female bots on Cybertron…even though Megatron Origins had female bots. Anyways, Arcee went nuts and became kill crazy and then I think either Barber or Roberts that retconned that turns out there were female bots but they left Cybertron and Jhiaxus was reintroducing female bots back on Cybertron and Arcee was pissed not because he's now a chick, it's because he was forced into one and some bots added that maybe Arcee should be female.

Thomas Green
Thomas Green

tfwiki.net/wiki/Prime's_Rib!

William Perez
William Perez

I remember browsing that wiki back in what, 2010 last and none of this shit was there. What the fuck happened?

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

Dave Willis, some tranny jackass and SJWs happened.

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