When you realize Cedric dies because Harry is a good sportsman

Not very different from bull fighters.

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No I mean it's obvious that Harry's at fault for him dying and they touch the cup. But he saves him here because he doesn't want Cedric to go down like that.
That's what I'm saying the point was of the scene. Thats the kino moment. It was that moment that decides his death and its just because Harry is a good guy. He was just running around for 20 minutes or more in the maze he can hesitate for what 6 seconds.

wwyd?

Literally fucking kino

Well the third task wasn't supposed to involve a graveyard with nazis

Do you really not get that Harry Potter is a wizard dystopia, therefore the character has to go through crazy shit that doesnt make sense? The ministry is batshit and basically yes the charm that existed if he didn't compete he could have been anything ranging from expelled from Hogwarts to being jailed and or maimed.

What a cruel world.

how do you know they were nazis? they werent hiding behind the police.

i think about that too. no good deed eh.

they were WHITE MALES

Theres a shitton of parallels between 2 and 6.

Obviously Tom Riddles diary and Snapes potion textbook
In Chamber the school being threatened from within by a monster, in HBP Draco thinks he’s a monster and is threatening the school from the inside.
Both times harry thinks they are Draco
Borgin and Burkes
Harry and Malfoy Duel
Girls Lavatory Potion Making vs Mens Lavatory Duel
Potion making in general is a theme, polyjuice, amortentia, liquid luck, Voldemorts potion
I forget about the books but in the movies fawkes fly from the chamber of secrets to the castle and in half blood prince flys away from Hogwarts at the end
Aragóg is introduced/dies
Hermione repair Harry’s glasses, Luna repairs Harry’s nose.
Lockhart unsuccessfully repairs Harry’s arm, Snape successful repairs Dracos torso
The bathrooms are flooded
Katie cursed, bludger cursed, ms norris hermione colin cursed
There is blood written on the Hogwarts wall when the chamber of secrets Is opened. Dumbledore wipes his blood on the wall of the cave to open the entrance.
The only times we see the herbology gardens are in both
Harry and Ron look over Hermione petrified in the hospital wing. Hermione and Harry look over Ron in the hospital wing
Our first introduction to a horcrux, harry destroys one, our second introduction to a horcrux (the ring) harry fails to destroy one (the fake locket)
Dumbledore sees Harry under the invisibility cloak in Hagrids before he leaves the grounds in chamber of secrets. Dumbledore puts harry under the invisibility cloak before he dies in half blood prince
I AM LORD VOLDEMORT
I’M THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE
In the films because of Isaac ad libing Lucius attempt a killing curse on Hogwarts grounds.
In half blood prince Draco fails to attempt one but a killing curse is landed on Hogwarts grounds

Literally the only thing Harry Potter should exist for.

grindelwald and voldy death eaters had kkk hoods at one point

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lol the graveyard is like the BONUS BOSS/BONUS ROUND

The Kiwis got you covered, mate.

The KKK aren't Nazis though.

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Funniest part is the dad's reaction.

its pretty sad when you think about it i watched it the other day and i felt for him, everyone is silent and hes the only one sobbing after he says that for a while

Or instead of doing le ebil nazi meme movie, how about a war movie pitting the thule society against communist necromancers in a rush to make sure the warmacht made it into Moscow and dethroned crazy Lich Stalin. I'd watch that shit.

Yeah, good luck getting funding and a distributor for that.

That adds to the hilarity of the scene. Characters that should look shocked don't. It's like they filmed everyone else in another room and composited them in the background. Then when it cuts to their reactions once the cheering and literal one scream is over they have neutral expressions.

Did that movie where Harry is a white supremacist ever came out?

thats because at first they wouldn't know he was exactly dead i guess they dont know whats going on they are acting suprised. i just watched it they all look sad but dumbledore never really looks sad
harry sad af

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This is because Goblet of Fire is the worst Potter film. But the best book.

Wrong & wrong.

No u

Yes u.
The HP series (books/films/vidya) went downhill after PoA.

The Nazis despised the KKK.

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America used to be so fucking awesome.

I think it's the worst one but it's still really good with a great climax, thats how good they all are

Not him, but No!

I think it's the worst one but it's still really good with a great climax, thats how good they all are

Not him, but No! books 4 5 6 were amazing and films 5 6 7 were really good and better than the books imo

Why wasn't the mum there, did she die? Daddy Diggory must have had a hard life, losing a wife and a son.

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i would do anything to go back in time and end her before she wrote the second book. anything. there are no words to describe the loathing i feel for her, and i am a somewhat articulate man. her mark on the world is destruction. unlike a wildfire, there is left nothing in her wake from which new things might grow. she is a plague. she is rot. she has befauled a generation and she is oblivious and proud that she "got kids reading". she wrote the one thing that retards could wrap their mind around that would also make them even even more vapid and bland. a generation of children has had their fantasies molested by a stupid cow, lulled to retardation and sleep by the tune of a stupid bitch who will spend the rest of her stupid bitch life telling drooling, growling perverts and cowards that its cool to act like children forever. harry potter is the absolutely worst moral character in all of litterature, and the world of escapism she has wraught is shallow, ugly, and inherently deeply ammoral. Every single character in the books are either complete narcisists or utter sociopaths, and everyone gets a pat on the back for it. even if we are to judge it on its on, or her, stated goals, it fails spectacularly: its the uttermost irony that the story "watching harry grow up" is ultimately one long celebration of childishness.

first two books were fine i guess, but having two "fine" childrens books is much to large a price to pay for the death of litteracy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHH FAGGOT SHIT TASTING FAGGGGOT FAGGGGOT

SOMEONE DIDNT GET THE MEMO ITS A DYSTOPIA

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yeah just like teenagers dress up like 1984 characters and fuck, or how children get hooked philip k dick. just like theres heaps and heaps of brave new world LARPers and a dedicated online Soylent green porn community.
sure, its not degenerate drivel, its actually very imtelligent polical amalasys donald trump voldemorr ur a meany if u dislike monsters lol cant we just all get along omg
shit up your own ass dude, you can interprate anything as anything. Do you think 99% of the "readers" consider it dystopian? or do they want to play pretend in a magic british school just like dr who omg im such a nerd

consider the percentage of "people" who read harry potter, and never pick up another book. Maybe beyong twillight and hunger games. Theres people are functionally illiterate, and their "reading" habits is equivalent to watching porn. I am obviously overstating my point here.

its shit books my dudes, fuck me to death if youre so tough

you're such a stupid pseudo it isn't even funny

we live in a dystopia now. no shit i would want to be in a magical dystopia at least i would be able to do magic instead of live a shitty life

learn to fucking fantasy

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hur hur hur

You have such a hate boner towards HP that you must be actually a christfag or have no friends.

HP is arguably something which the highest percentage of people aged 18-35 who are productive members of society have read. Up there with shakespeare and the bible. Probably surpassing the bible easily. Everyone reads shakespeare at school. Shit tons of people read harry potter than you wouldn't even know they did because not everyone is a fucking look at me faggot like you are.

user, please.
http ://mileswmathis.com/potter.pdf

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There's tons of foreshadowing and parallels and it's pretty obvious from book 2 that harry is a horcrux. Not only that she told Columbus guaranteed because the extended version makes it very clear and informs you of shit that will happen later on. This was made before the 5 6 7 books came out, she always knew how it was going to end. And they all have the same writing quality, her short books too.

well I made you laugh, didnt I?
well thats very brave of you to think so. shame you are arguing that HP is both dystopian in nature and its main appeal being escapism. both of those cant be true. You know what kind of litterature disfunctional societies actually produce? black comedy. not childrens books about geting girlfriends and learning about the power of friendship and tolerence. If you are right, and we live in a fundamentally disfunctional society that is oppossed to human nature, then if anything, HP is propaganda.
Youre just mad that I said I was articulate. I am. Dont worry, I think youre articulate as well.

"learn to" find better escapism from your supposed nightmare society.

last night i masturbated untill I passed out, you can never stop me. I made it to eight, you will never outwit me you fool

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oh yeah? well you namecall like a girl. I mean that technically. Your attempt to rile my feathers is by social shaming. that's what women do. Do you really want to act like a woman? Here, where you have every opportunity to not be a waste of space?

the bible is not a "well written" book either. it's not litterature, its a religious text, and its a nonsense comparison.

correlation does not imply causation, 100% of smart people shit, shitting does not make you smart.

shit tons of people shit tons, that's all I have to say about that.

yes I have a hate borner about it. challenge me to a dicksucking competition if you wanna prove something nigga

look at me! look at me! look at me! I wrote a post on Holla Forums! My expression isnt geniuine, no ones is, everyone is shallow and weak like me! No one has strong convictions about anything other than they want attention, just like me! I dont have to feel bad about being a completely hollow human being! everyone is just like me dont you see

what's your favorite Pynchon?

Now tell us about the chemtrails!

only ever read vice. pretty cool from what i remember, but it's been years. what's your favorite pokemon? is your dick bigger than mine? Do you fuck good?

pleb status: revealed.
reddit status: confirmed.
argument: invalidated.

fuck i cant stay mad at someone with such a big dick, im sorry man, fuck
sorry, you probably cant understand that. ill try to put in words you might understand

"wtf i love harry potter now"

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Every time I scroll past this thread I think Cedric the Entertainer died

its a wizard dystopia, sorry you needed that clarification

how btfo did that user make you

Just admit you are living in your own world, so much so that you actually give all the reason needed for Rowling being able to create her own fantasy world.

It's british self deprecation and humor throughout the entire thing. Are you mad she wrote something that people liked and felt they had a connection to/could relate to growing up.

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Not bait you are genuinely living under a rock and genuinely ignoring how popular it is and how many people have read it

missing the forest for the semantics my dude
you dont use dystopian fiction as escapism. doesnt matter what flavor. a dystopia is a "world you would like to avoid", that why people think them up.
"sorry you needed that for clarification"
for someone arguing semantics you have a loose grasp of them

its a childrens book. it's not a fucking political commentary, dude what are you even saying

gotta admit he disappointed me
i made it clear i knew he was trying to show off his dick, but he then continued to play that game anyway. when people are this predictable it feels like im doing ketamine.

its like that part in harry potter
where she used the same phrase 400 times in the same book
im a fucking dumbledors army dont even try me you fat nigger
voldemort was a michael jackson
im a fucking genius

you mean that meme that's been proven wrong that was written by an old fart who was just wanting to kill himself?

It's a series of books that were actually made for an audience that aged. There aren't just many tone changes, like when it gets very political in order of the phoenix but the entire thing was perfectly clear to any white person with a brain that it was british self deprecating humor in a way that was making fun of actual society in how it's batshit (ex britain)

oh no I was tricked into thinking it was boring and joyless on purpose, it was all merely tomfoolery

if the only political statement you can gather from a text is "lol politics amirite", I think its a bit of an overstatement to call that political, and I think its a bit of an overstatement to call babbys first fantasy adventure anything but that.
"british self deprecating humor" is not a get out of jail free card. I dont understand what youre tring to say at this point.
Can you honestly tell me, from the deepest darkest place in your gut, that you found the order of the pheonix fun? then theres not much else to say than that we are very different people. I'm pretty fun and honest.

well its actually shit and actually just because something actually aims for something it actually doesnt deserve praise i actually think you actually are more enamored with the idea or actually the potential of the books than the actual books them selves actually

what i mean is this: if someone puts a whoopie cussion on my chair, and I then notice it and move it away before sitting down, and they then make loud farting sounds with thier mouth in spite, that doesnt mean i've shit my pants.

I only give a shit about HP existing for on reason, so that better people can ape the concept.

how do you continue to write so much and yet say nothing, the films are kino