You will never have a gf

their pretty face was developed exactly to disguise their succubi nature
don't let yourself get fooled

I've had a few.
This meme is stupid.

Why in the world would I want a gf op. Women are insufferable. A waste of time and money.

/thread

Fags

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Which television show or movie is this from OP? You're not some kind of faggot are you?

I've had many girlfriends over the years OP, I have one now. Once you stop putting the pussy on the pedestal and evaluating them negatively while treating them like a good father would, you'll have no problem getting a girl. Look up Patrice O'Neal's advice on women. Don't be like him, but acknowledge that he's right about women and how they think, and that we as men are generally better than them.

Women want your time. The key to keeping a woman is to have other things that take up some of your time, and it doesn't matter what it is, but something else that makes you happy so she knows you aren't dependent on her and won't care if she leaves you. Let her fall in love with you first, then if she proves to be sane, good in bed, and what you're looking for, you keep her around.

It took me years to find a good one. My current girl is beautiful, was a virgin before we met, has low self-esteem, is supportive and forgiving and feminine, always up for whatever I want to do sexually and actively tries to talk me out of spending money on her.

I just want to rest my head on his boybutt and talk about kino with him.

Gayest post in the thread.

Holy shit!

Holla Forums is a homo-free zone.

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

I BET YOU VOTED FOR KRUMPF!!

Do all of these things first:

Then:

That's literally it. For an average guy, that is more than enough to get the attention of your average woman. Unless you are extremely ugly, extremely short or extremely socially inept, this is enough. In that case, set your sights lower or resign yourself to escorts and porn.

Chins up user.

Enlighten yourself and know 3DPD isn't worth the hassle and subjugate yourself to a 2D waifu. That is the TRUE path to happiness.

fuck off weeb

>>>/a/

I don't own a katana nor am I infatuated with nip culture. Therefore, I'm no weeb. People seem to forget what weeb actually means.

kys

Literally no different from women except for the dick and slightly higher risks of diseases.

Just jerk off to porn. People at least judge you less.

Porn is bad for your health dontcha know?

Like I'd trust a nordcuck.

KEK. Do NOT do this.

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this, loads of shit in that post

LOL

lol

Who we are does not matter. All that matter is our plan.

No way wanting to taste and penetrate that ass is gay.

>>>/scat/

True, you don't need to become a PUA faggot but you do need to have a bit of initiative and break the ice a bit.
False, unless you enjoy looking for STDs and gold digging whures.

Where if not bars? Please put the 'cute women who aren't whores' reserve on my map before I start shooting.

Church

Nope. There are whores there too. Moreso than you might think at first. Not the good kind of whores either.

Sign up for a night or weekend adult learning class. Something that genuinely interests you so you don't come off as someone who just came in to scope out the chicks. But don't sign up for bullshit classes either. Fuck sakes go sign up for basic carpentry or something that has some practical application. Quality bitches get wet for guys who can do something with their hands and minds other than jerking it to queen fridge of kinoland.

go back to your containment board, weeb. Holla Forums is a chink free zone

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rude but correct