FIRST TRUMP ADMINISTRATION PRESS BRIEFING

I think he likes to make the press wait because it ticks them off

definitely a way to show them who is in charge

Hoping for more baneposting from this administration tbh.

I hope it focuses on ISIS,

He did.

While this won't start let's have fun Holla Forums.
What punch can take down 27 people in one go?

Didn't Hitler do this to? Make his audience wait for his speeches on purpose.

I bet the media is going to get btfo again

Trump did that all the time on the campaign trail.

Yes, its where the phrase "dude just wait for Hitler" originates..

Maximum kek, fam

today we get to see if Mr. Spicer is the real deal or not, when he takes actual questions.

I don't know user, what punch does it?

Dubs confirm Mr. Spicer is based as fuck and the media will be BTFO again today.

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The best part is - watch the news shows before his press conferences. Their boss requires them to keep half the screen on the empty press conference room and it drives them fucking insane to have to share the screen with an empty room. Then he makes the anchor squirm until some dude he hates show is on and takes his showtime away from him, he does it to Anderson Cooper all the damn time it's hilarious AF

Spiked punch?

The sandy hook.

Daily reminder that Spicer is a weaboo and most likely our guy.

SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAD MAN

nothing like hearing
over and over

Wait is this confirmed?

Bill Cosby's punch?
One Punch?

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If you're paying attention you can hear the absolute hate in their voice, too
[hour passes]
:^^^^)

Yea? Well I bet you don't know what punch can kill over 900?

How much time until it starts ?

Yes
twitter.com/seanspicer/status/302491904707272704
archive.is/EgJQc

cheeky cunt

Wait is this a press conference or senate hearings?

:3

First news of the day.
United States turns into a United Soviet Socialist Republic.

was supposed to start 7 minutes ago

SAY IT WITH ME: GUAC SURGE

Executive order: Hillary Clinton K.O.S.

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He's the one in the Gundam suit ?

Ok, thanks.

CNN should not be allowed in. Along with HuffPo. And probably some others. If they are then they better not be allowed to ask questions. There must be consequences for terribly fake news

Holy fuck.

You've gotta be patient with it, lad. Wait until the lugenpresse butthurt reaches peak ripeness and THEN hit them with it

Eh, they will be only because Trump wants to get everyone telling the truth, even his enemies

I can only imagine, what's the magic punch user?

After that Pledge of Allegiance to the Supreme Secretary.

u ok user?

Jim Jones special recipe.

Jesus, if the press makes this about the crowd size again they're total suckers.

LETS GO START THIS BRIEFING ALREADY

HOLY SHIT TRUMP'S ANNOUNCING EXECUTIVE ORDER 1488

Source or you're gay.

5/10

I want it to happen
Sean, I know you're here you fucking weeb
take a best girl for the road

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u tired

First Act.
Blow me media. Mic drop. Meeting is over.

Hey guys let me tell you how Bernie can still win.

Damn who's the qt with the microphone

Only thing is it isn't Trump, so Spicer is prob gonna answer their questions

Which stream are you anons watching?

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Trump confirmed stepping down, Jeb appointed as interrum president

jeb2016.com/guac-surge

Shit my stream cut out to the blue screen

White house stream just came online.
youtube.com/watch?v=I6gMfIsUB-s

I was just excited for the punchline

this is why you watch cspan. we are forced to pay for it, after all.

Wew, they really don't learn do they?

The girl with the microphone has nice large hips.

Spicer will be right out once he finishes masturbating to anime

Spam that ASCII swastika on the chat

/OURGUY/

Massive thighs

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They're not stupid, he is.
None of the others would take the job, I bet.

If there was ever one reason I don't want to die its because of that

HERE WE GO

OH SHIT ITS THE SPICE

WEABOO SEAN IS HERE!!!!!

I HOPE YOU ALL PREPARED YOUR ANUSES

LETS GO SEAN

and here we go

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we space nao

fuck that faggot jew

Spam that swastika niggaz

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AMERICAN
TITAN
ERA

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There will be daily beatings.

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TPP IS KILL

RIP TPP

Come on Sean, don't be a party pooper

the Information Age will finally give way to its final form, the Imperium Age.

It feels so good

Now just need to renegotiate NAFTA.

RIP TPP

That's my favourite part.

Free Trade with UK to give Brexit leverage against the EU soon.

Copypaste this into jewtube chat (it'll look like a swastika in the chatbox)

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wew

TPP POO POO

BYE BYE TPP

There's no chat box.

PP AND TPP OUT OUT OUT

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EGYPT TO BECOME A VASSEL STATE SOON

One eye on the lugenpresse, one eye on the tiddies

Did I just hear "tendies"?

BUT WE WUZ KANGZ

Why are we so friendly with Egypt anyways?

Calling it: Press will derail with a bunch of cultural marxist bullshit

WE WORKERS PARTY NOW

Kek

After the coup, a secular gov was put in who is also pro-Israel.

/our guy/ confirmed

Gotta safeguard the birthplace of Kek. Trump understands this

I swear to god if the snackbars touch Hermopolis I will flip my shit.

Nobody touches Kekite holy sites.

Egypt and Libya used to be the bastion against refugee flow into Europe. Surprise surprise, they had to be regime changed and we got this influx.

COHENCIDENCE

To get a discount on artifacts of KEK of course

dubs confirm, as usual

Yep, definitely watches anime

/ourguy/

He's much better than last time, though. He's calm this time.

Military rearmament confirmed

CALLING OUT THE OBSTRUCTIONISTS

Suez canal.

Yep.

There is for me, on all 3 streams.

Suez.

This. Last time he seemed pretty worked up.

I dislike people of Jewish descent

He said globe as "grobe". The nip pronunciation has seeped in deep with him.

Checkin em.

I believe you dislike people of Jewish descent. I plan on meeting you, punching you, and then jaunting away. I am a hero.

JAFFA CALLING

Oh, I'm in the White House stream I'm subbed to the WH channel now

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SKYPES GET SEATS

lolwut

this journalist skype thing is a threat to everybody in that room

make it stop

GET GHOST IN THERE!!!!!

We need a NatSoc news man in there now!

Press Corps should ask him who's best girl

bwahahahaha!

They should give one of the "Skype seats" to Holla Forums.

shegged

Which is basically saying we're opening up to Alternative media

best timeline
the only thing I'm waiting for is the announcement of the fucking wall. I want it NOW.

It's also a chance to get Holla Forumsacks into White house press conferences.

Oh boy

How do we make this happen?

SKYPE SEATS FOR INTERNATIONAL PRESS COUNTERING CNN NICE GET FUCKED CNN!

o am I laffin

The shitposting possibilities will be endless.

Who is this kike?

I haven't watched a news briefing in 8 years.

Holy shit, you could be right.

Give a Skype seat to Protest user. Let him ask about the JQ and the Fed. Keks will be had

I think Infowars would be getting that spot.

Not tired of winning.

He's a gentile, user.

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Like clockwork

This bitch…

BUILD THE WALL
MAKE IT TALL
THEN MAKE IT 10 FEET HIGHER

>>>/out/

BASED

fucker

Hmm… I might know some people that might have access to these seats. I wonder if I know the right people…

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Better not enforce that bullshit ass mandate tbh.

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Checked

So who should we push to get a pass?

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Uncle Hyde

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Why? He didn't confirm it though.

Never, burrito bitch.

Spicy Sean confirmed Goyim.

Nothing wrong with abortions, it's her baby she can scrape it out of her cunt :^)

He's also a weaboo and possibly one of us.

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kek

BUILD WALL

Why? The U.S is an english speaking country

PEWDS FOR PRESS!

Rush Limbaugh, just because liberals have an ingrained animosity to his voice, and I'd love to see every single fucking person in that room visibly cringe every time he asked a question

confirmed one of us

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Post this in chat to get a better swastika.

Kek speaks

Spicer confirmed for our guy.

Did he just confirm dreamers are on the deportation checklist?

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huehuehuehue maybe the top half

confirmed no cucking on this.

OP is a fag for not linking the OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE YOUTUBE CHANNEL STREAM OF THE GOD EMPEROR.

Yeah you read that right, you actually have a reason to be subscribed to the White House's official channel.

youtube.com/watch?v=I6gMfIsUB-s

We gotta skype one of us and ask him who his favorite is

Hope you've identified me, CIA-kun~

I think that he implied it.

Ay caramba gringo! What next, you gonna deport me?

It's pretty cucked to even have one to begin with. All of brazil's neighbors speak spanish (which is basically portuguese's sister language), save for french guiana yet they don't have anything in spanish save for some street signs in highly touristic places.

Well, he did say they would "work through the entire list of people who are here illegally."

it's a nice way to say that they won't be deported first but will be kick out anyway.

No.. I was calling the guy who asked the shitty question a kike.

I love the spice.

nigger

THAT FUCKING SMUGNESS

Wait so if they're treated as a felon are they going to prison or getting deported? I'm confused.

checked

Now now user; Trump's Presidency has just started it's still a little strange to think that the White house official sites and are no longer the enemy.

WEW

muh black caucus

(Checked)

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And to be honest purging Latin Kings and MS13 so they can't kill more whites first is an absolute priority.

Workers, Unions, Business Leaders

nice spacing

nigger

cheched

WTF?

MUH MANDATE FOR GIBS
fucking negress

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Wew
Satan's got you
Let's get this going already

some chimp questioning Trump's mandate

she has no idea what he meant by mandate. lulz

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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Gang Bangers get purged before non-violent illegals.

why is this nigress being allowed to continue speaking?

Somebody needs to tell that fat nigger to buy a real coat.

Jesus learn to dress.

It's been three days. We're not the overbudget and behind schedule kind of people around here.

Even Reddit of all places knows that niggers, and especially nigger bitches, will never give a shit about contributing to this country in any way, only about muh free shit because whitey owes them an' shiet.

JOINT CRUSADE IN SYRIA CONFIRMED

is he a retard?

ISREAL BTFO CONFIRMED

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Boy you know Mattis is looking forward to that joint crusade.

Who?

Of course Mckike was for TPP, why am I not surprised?

Who gives a shit what Traitor McCain says. He just wanted to help his Vietnamese friends.

Hey CNN nigger. Let me explain basic business to you.

Day of the rope soon.

That fucking faggot asking why is TPP bad

I was doing some research, he also was against funding the B-2, along with that fuckup, Kasich.

I agree with Spicer on this multi-national trade issues.

They're webs designed to entangle sovereign nations and make them subservient to global interests.

McCain's only contribution to the world is a big-titted blonde.

"Do you promise to never lie"

The fucking gall of these people.

Megan is a fat slob

The audacity…

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Megan directly talked shit about Holla Forums because we humiliated her father with Pissgate.

She hates us.

They will hang user, just be patient.

Chekt

Who asked that question?

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Link ?

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should've just told him to fuck off in appropriate terms

nothing but a trap

BTFO

Wasn't there something fundamentally wrong with this bitch, like her being a commie or something?

dem kikes.

Hold her tighter, she's a fighter.

KEK, this fucking kike.

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Yeah, she's a left-wing cunt who campaigns for muh fag marriage. Makes sense since her dad is a RINO globalist puppet. She's good as meat, not deserving of respect or admiration though.

The guy answering the questions is getting really nervous after this "do you promise to never lie" question though

There is - she's fat.

LMAO

I DONT WANNA GET INTO NUMBERS NOW XD

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LOL!!!!!!

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Aw man, he's got this kike PINNED!

This nigger doesn't know how to count.

I like this guy

I knew some kike would push him on the attendance

Spicer is getting fucking spicy, I love it.

Fucking based.

KEK, he's acting like the God Emperor. I really like this guy.

HAHAHAH SOMEONE'S GETTING SPICED

FUCKING KIKES

BTFO

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BTFO

This is fucking amazing

I want to root for Sean Spicer but he's a bit too vindicative

Having to tell the children nobody cares about TV anymore.

Wow, the Press Secretary is cocky.

I fucking like that !

"Do you want to talk numbers?"
-"no.. ehm.."
"Well I do!"

Spicier by the minute

oh god, laughing so hard

Poor guy is getting fucking roasted.

THIS MADMAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HE'S GOT BANTZ LADS

THAT'S A LITTLE HIGHER

KEK

MADMAN

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I DO

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

I fucking love this guy.

Kikes BTFO on race-baiting

Briefing room confirmed for gas chamber

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CHEF THIS IS GETTING TOO SPICY

CORRECT THE RECORD

wew

CORRECT IT

*Sean Spicer unsheathes katana*

*teleports behind lugenpresse*

Best Press Secretary. He's going to shut their lying Jew mouths.

Aside from her being a cunt, she looks good.
I'd rekt a girl like her with a southern accent anyday.

THIS SHITS GETTING SPICY

CORRECT THE RECORD

SEAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

CORRECT THE RECORD

CORRECT THE RECORD

CORRECT THE RECORD

this is fucking great

WE'RE NOT EVEN ONE WEEK IN

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST EIGHT YEARS EVER

THE SPICINESS IS TOO MUCH

WHERE WAS THE APOLOGY??

WE CTR NOW BOYS

/ourguy/

Don't call upon the wrath of a weaboo

hahaha

Is he trolling them now?

Wew, lad. I feel like hugging someone.

Where was the apology to the President of the United States?

He's beating them like a rented mule.

THANKS FOR CORRECTING THE RECORD

WEW
he's ripping them apart

CORRECT THE RECORD

TOP KEK

We CTR now?

holy shit

The media is arrogant. They can't understand somebody kicking their dick in the dirt. They will learn.

Consider the record corrected

Holy shit, is every press conference gonna get this heated?

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CORRECT THE RECORD

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We now get to correct the record
We in charge now

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EIGHT YEARS
LYING PRESS IS FUCKED

post yfw the fake news is being BTFO by their false records being corrected

CORRECT THE RECORD

IS THIS REAL???

HAVE WE DIED AND GONE TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE AGAIN??

WE CTR NAO

Yes. It must.

Rank and file confirmed good guys while (((leaders))) are pure scum.

Is he going to suit up?

The law was made because people owned niggers, but i'm pretty sure it's illegal to own jews aswell.

He did it again !

Sean Spicer confirmed Spicy Autist BTFOing the press

HOOTIN' AND HOLLERIN'

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NO

Look at me! Look at me! I correct the record now!

Jesus Christ, he's verbally beating the shit out of this cuck.

It's preachy. I don't want him to be preachy, not to mention it makes it likely he'll have a gaffe sometime soon. Just let the facts speak for themselves.

This guys is wonderful.

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Sean Spicer ripping these (((reporters))) a new asshole.

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CAN'T DEVANCER THE SPICER

This guy went straight into the fight. He could've avoided it, he could do like a Jew and move on as if it never happened.
Instead, he went 100% in.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS TIMELINE

THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE

WE ARE CORRECT THE RECORD NOW

(CHECKED)

What was the joke he said when the guy was asking about the specific number of viewers of the inauguration? I barely missed it, couldn't hear.

This Spicer guy is badass though, btfoing them pretty well.

Lads, this is what the press is going to have to deal with for at least the next eight years.

We are absolutely giving the UK a deal to give them leverage over Merkel and the EU.

A free trade deal with the UK is a move on Merkel.

He …
SPICED THEIR RECORDS

Let's spice it up

Trump is going to turn America around just like Hitler did to Germany. Calling it now
End the Fed

is Trump going to speak?

We need Spicer's head shopped on here stat!

The Designated Pajeet Daily News looks on nervously.

I think he's too busy working user.

No

No

wew lads

The Weimar Republic is dead, we Fourth Reich now.

Who here /comfyswastikaposting/

Are the Israel-firsters still saying they'll cut in half the security budget of all the embassies if Trump doesn't move the US embassy to Jerusalem?

Sean "Heeb Dicer" Spicer

No that's why he hired a Press secretary. That's Seans job.

Holy shit, Gundam press secretary is HOT BLOODED.

STR - SPICE THE RECORD

Trump is busy making America great again. He has designated Sean as secretary of bants to keep us entertained

checked

It can't get comfier than this, but then again…
WE'RE ONLY GETTING STARTED

Those are some strong memes.

Here we go

Kek approved post.

Just got out of class, lads.
Miss anything supa hot?

Official White House YouTube Stream needs some help with that like/dislike ratio.

Sean "Kike Icer" Spicer

Checked, he's a possible newtype.

WHO DID THIS?

Sean "Lugenpresse Slicer" Spicer

the only stream that matters :
www.c-span.org/video/?422474-1/sean-spicer-holds-first-daily-briefing&live

What an arrogant nagging whore.

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me."

Now you can see how much media the Chinese have brought up.

Yes, its all good. Watch the whole thing on youtube.

I'd give it a like if Jewgle didn't lock me out of my channel.

I can't grin any harder.

Watch it from the start user, it's worth it.

GOD DAMMIT BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET HIM TALK

kek

I don't know.

ES BRAUST UNSER SPICER IM STURMWIND DAHIN

Never change lugenpresse

Sean ain't falling for that weak shit, sleazy jewess.

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Weak press trolling. Gonna have to do better, babes.

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Underrated post

HOT BLOODED SPICER

This first pressing is fucking great.
inb4 the lugenpesse spins the fuck out of it

Thats not him tho.

Sean "Gas Oven Smoked Jew" Spicer

Okay lads I have to come clean with something
his tie looks like shit tbh

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This guy is perfect. Not even Iron Ann could've made a better Press Secretary, even though anons had it hard for her.

That menorah swastika thread was great.

1776 hello hortler!
racing now!

Joseph is proud anons.

His tie is the chains we'll use to restrain the illegals as we send them back.

Isnt that suppose to be the Holla Forums Mobius Strip?

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Muh Climate Change.
Muh HOTTEST YEAR ON RECORD, again

Reminds me of getting niggered out of my parking spot on a mall so i did the only reasonable thing, carved swastikas on the guy's car.

GLOBAL WARMING INCOMING

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Please Kek.

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GLOBAL WARMING IS GOING TO DESTROY CIVILIZATION EVERYONE

GIVE MONEY TO THE UN

Who let that hippie in?

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If this was the UC timeline, which rank would Sean Spicer have? Also when are we going to have a gundam series with Sean as the protagonist? Finally we'll have a decent UC federation protagonist.

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spICE doing great so far

lel

MUH POLAR BEARS R MELTING AGAIN PLS

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I did my best.

Fucking pottery.

(((JONATHAN))) ON SUICIDE WATCH

Kek, what the fuck kind of surname is that

GET SPICED JONATHAN

checked
dubs point to yes

Yeah they were protesting and have that right but fuck them, we don't care.

You can do better.

Debbie Does Dallas knock-off

Spicer is loving this.

DEPORT VISA OVERSTAYERS

Rights are for people.
These aren't people.

Mirror the head, color the skin properly and cut the shirt properly too.

so basically young europeans smh

He started off a little but shakey but hes coming in swinging, love this guy

He's getting better even as we watch him.

wew he looks like the rest of the,

"Rights" will be a thing of the past once DOTR comes.

(1)

Fuck off nigger.

Translation:

FULL SMUG
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What? I thought they it was mostly Asians who did tha.

MUH RUSSIAN CONNECTIONS

I'm just a gimp pleb heres the base image

Fat beta trying to protect the wymyn. We need a president who comes out and says "yes, we will be doubling PP abortion budget and opening additional clinics in New York, Detroit, Chicago, LA, and Baltimore."

The dude's a brawler. Spicer was a great pick by Trump.

It just fucking opened. Of course it's going to be in the red.

8-month pregnant Chinese women love to come to California or Vancouver on "vacation" and then give birth and never leave. Jus Soli needs to be fucking ended.

THE WALL

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I don't know for sure. I'm Polish and I know tons of Poles in the US on overstayed visas.

What Russian connections you fucking poo in the loo cunt?

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=MUH RUSSIA==

ASSAD

How do you overstay a visa exactly ? You just don't go home after you're supposed to leave and nobody comes after you ?

Bashar the baby-eater. Can't have anything to do with him.

WE'RE DOING THIS SMARTLY PEOPLE

tell them to remove taco and kebab, and then they can stay

SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER

BUILD WALL

WALL.

GET FUGG :DD

Why do they keep setting themselves up to be BTFO??

pic related

yes

Yup. That's why there are so many fucking beaners.

Nice

SENOR SENOR CAN YOU GIEV EH MISSAGE TO THE SPANISH COMMUNTY

Many of them were deported. Obama was keen on deporting Europeans on overstayed visas.. Fucking nigger. I know dozens of cases.

Great relationship with legal Hispanics, illegals get deported.

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CHINA

There is no enforcement in this country, at least during the last administration. My father worked with people who would get a "NOTICE OF DEPORTATION" in the mail and no follow-up a year later.

Obama changed the meaning of the word "Deportation" in official documents to simply sending the notice that you are considered deported, not actually removing you. :^^^)

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What did he mean by this

I really like that he's using "Hispanic community" instead of the (literally) communist "Latino"

People from Quebec are Latino!

MUH JERUSALEM
MUH EXECUTIVE ORDER TO MOVE

He is growing stronger

Spicer rejecting attempts at identity politics division over and over again!

He will not divide us!

MUH BEANER COMMUNITY

latin amerida here pls no bully.

Unsurprisingly, this is how it went for the past 8 years under Obama

Its not just spics or chinks either, large mick population in Boston on expired visas, problem is the blend in too perfectly and they have plenty of family over there to protect them I should know, my mom pulled that shit when she came over here

Sean kinda looks like pepe

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JUROOZALEM

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smug aura of this madman

That's clearly the Holla Forums logo.

With a fucking shit eating grin! Love it!

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Yes. Certain states just refuse to enforce the law, or even have state/municipal/local laws that actually prohibit enforcing federal law. They do it in order to flood districts with Democrat voters. Democrats in California have every reason to permit and exacerbate illegal immigration. That's the real reason they're so pissed, it isn't because they care about beaners, it's just because they would lose a huge portion of their vote slaves, er, voting base.

I wish I was actually good at this, there I improved it a bit.

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Goddamn it

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Are Spaniards white?

I want to strangle these fucks.

Pretty much. If you're on a two year visa there's no squad who check up on the hundreds of thousands of people whose visas are due to expire to ensure they've actually left. Perhaps there should be, but people overstaying visas are generally less of a concern because they were already authorised to be in the country so their backgrounds have been checked, they'll find it hard to find work legally since their paperwork will be out of date and they'll face punishments in the form of barred entry back to the country for overstaying.

fucking hell i remember seeing this meme on the night of the coup. this one gave me quite the laugh

MUH GAYS

For fuck's sake…

This meme is going to make a comeback and synergize with pepe all because of the hispanic community.

That is a nice way of saying "He doesn't care about Latin america or countries that are not America".

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WHAT??

BTFO
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AMERICA FIRST

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What the fuck did that guy just say? Was he casting a spell?

The ones from Spain yes. But they're low on the pecking order, those fucks are responsible for creating Mexicans.

as it should be

wew

Yes, unless they're moors or caliphate descendants. Even then it depends what the white blood ratio is.

Looks better.

So they're selective about the people they deport ?

No. Anything else unrelated to this thread you'd like to add you retard?

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LGBT confirmed to not be a priority of Trump

He was crying about faggot rights.

(((They))) are, yes. Of course.

OI VEY WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT FAGS!!!

uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

My swastika is shit, does anybody have a good one to post in the chat?

They're not "selective" they've literally been unable to do their job under ongobongo

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Think they'll get to classing up the press briefing room? It's looked less official than a TV set for years.

the bog.

REFUGEE RESETTLEMENT PROGRAM

ISOLATIONISM
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More or less. That's what happens when you give the authority to deport to politicians trying to get votes. They have every reason to destroy those groups that won't vote for them while enabling those groups that do.

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FUCK YES

GET THIS SHOVEL FACED CHINK THE FUCK OUT

webm?

Anyone else just hear that chink? Most stereotypical chinese accent I've ever heard.

anglosphere master race

Hopefully they add gold everyone like he did with the Oval office.

They have to be beaten into the new reality. They are children.

CHECKED PRAISE KEK

Spicer is going to Spice up that British qt reporter.

MUH FAGGOTS, MUH TRANNIES, MUH EVERYONE WHOS NOT AMERICAN!

Some nervous yuropoor babbling about market access.

I think I saw fish mouth

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I would loved to see the press have to sit in Trump style gold and white chairs. They would look ridiculous

No, by leaving it a shitty place to be you'll be punishing the jew press.

spot the kikes

It's more about where you focus limited resources. It's preferable to track down and deport Pablo the border jumper who couldn't enter the country legally due to his criminal record of rape rather than tracking down and deporting John the Canadian Cuck florist who overstayed his visa a week.

In the Bush Administration they were, they only deported confirmed criminals.

In the Obama Administration, you got a "DEPORTATION NOTICE" and if you were stupid enough to show up where it told you to show up, they "deported you" and you were back in a week with a new SSN.

It actually got bad enough that if you walked out of the Border Control holding pens they could be sued for putting you back in there.

LGBTBBQ

CHECKED
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No, Chun-Li, those days are over.

Have you ever thought that stereotypes exist for a reason?

THAT CHINK IS GOING BACK

GOODBYE FOREIGN LABOR

OC for you

SO THE GUY I ASKED IF HE WAS A KIK IS A KIK!

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WHAT'S THAT LAST PART, MEI LING?? IF ONLY YOUR ENGLISH WAS AS GOOD AS YOUR CARTOONS

PENETRATE CHINA

PENETRATION

TRIGGERED THE TRIGGER

FUCKING CHINKS CONTROL ALL THE MEDIA
FUCKING CHINKS CONTROL ALL THE MEDIA
FUCKING CHINKS CONTROL ALL THE MEDIA

british bird giving spicer the eyes

SIEG ZEON
AMERICA BELONGS TO THE AMERICANS

TRIGGERING THE TRIGGER

chegg'd :-DDD

TRIGGERED THE TRIGGER

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TRIGGER^TRIGGER

IT WAS BARRON ALL ALONG!

That would be entertaining to see how awkward that would make them feel.

user makes a good point though. Maybe at least some better lighting.

Have a nice day, lads
I've got to get to class

FOOLS! YOU TRIGGERED MY TRIGGER

Those dubs are triggered.

chekin'em

learn you good user

Study hard user.

checking myself

study hard, MAGA

Don't take in too much marxist propaganda.

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Always do your best, user-kun~!

The French are more Latin than the (((Spanish))). Stop being an ignorant faggot and learn some history.

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AUDIENCE NUMBERS AGAIN
These douchbags

we CTR now

Time for that fucker to go against the wall.

Spicer is immune to these kike word games

Holy fuck.

HOLD ON LADIES

CHECKED

That's literally what I said

Fucking kike being kikey.

Confirmed

Fucking media can't do basic addition.

trips demand his death

If this isn't the ultimate proof that Misato best girl then I don't know what is

fucking lying kike trying to showe points down his mouth

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OP, cant make a new thread. I believe this is going to go on awhile so some user should consider putting some bread in the oven.

Word game kikery.

(((sources)))

How do they not understand words!
IT'S LITERALLY THEIR JOB
PRESS, YOU'RE FIRED

This faggot needs a smack.

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How often are we going to get these briefing? Are they scheduled daily or weekly, or just when the administration feels like it?

MUH GRAMMAR

Seriously, it wasn't the best wording because it is unclear which word 'both' is modifying but it could be either.

dubs upon dubs. Confirmed Misato is Kek's waifu.

He should bring up all those protesters and say they were enabled and goaded by media. Don't give in to the pretense these fuckers are impartial or honest.

On the butt?

G A S

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Excellent taste, user.
she's mine tho

haha this kid

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MISADO CONFIRMED BEST GIRL!!!!

=ORDERED IT=

Checked. Gas the press.

wtf is he actually autistic?

SPICER NOT TAKING THE SHIT

NIGGER WE DON'T KNOW YET

there was so many memes created from just him on that day

Trump picked this guy for good reason

The Press let it slip that they know Democrats have no fucking chance in 2020.

They keep bringing this shit back up, christ, its that jim acosta cuck from last week too

He's a 10 year old kid having fun.

Why are they so obsessed with the attendance numbers? They keep trying to push this "gotcha" moment on something that doesn't matter.

CONFIRM JERUSALEM GOYIM! CONFIRM IT NOW!

JUROOZALUM

Gee, I wonder who even started this shit.

Can't cool down the spice.

WHAT'S YOUR STRATEGY TRUMP

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kek

Why is moving the jew embassy so important to these people?

the more I learn about the various cabinet members the more I love them all

Because the MLK Bust lie didn't pan out and they need to cling to something.

I get all that but it just seems odd for even a 10 yr old is strange.

why is he concerned about size?
t. CNN

THE FUCK IS WITH SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS THEY AREN'T IMPORTANT NO ONE CARES

Well, when you're a jew what happens to jews is of great relevance.

We don't know because we don't know if Israel is going to exist in 4 years.

Wanna get to the 4th or 5th?

If he actually is one of us then he's absolutely aware of Jewish wordjitsu.

It's relevant to the ethnic group of most journalists.

He's just the happy kid of the goddamn Emperor, dude. Let him have some fun.

gas yourself

LOAD THE GUNS AND FIRE SPICER

NEW THREAD

Bring me webms! Webms of bantz!

DANGEROUSLY UNCHECKED

and he just nailed it

Sean Spicer affirming Trump's dominance over reality

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

HE'S NOT GONNA ____

I bet you did some shit as a 10 year old that you would think looks weird seeing on video today.

NERVOUS MAN BTFO

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HOLY SHIT HE'S FUCKING ROASTING THESE KIKES

checking before thread bumplocks

He explicitly called out the narrative

Still have 50 posts left

HOLY FUCK
THIS IS A BRUTAL STUMPING

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OUR GUY

I knew this was going to happen.

HOLY SHIT HE'S SUMMING UP THAT JPEG WITH EVERYTHING TRUMP HAS DONE WHILE EVERYONE SAID HE COULDN'T

HITLER NUMBERS DON'T LIE