JJ Abrams set to return for Star Wars Episode 9 as writer/director under strict supervision of producer Kathlyn...

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Will Episode 9 be the hopeful death knell for Star Wars at last?

And he did a great job making the film!

That's right Mike!

I think jew jew is tapping kennedy tbh

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Who's the top and who's the bottom in the relationship?

I don't understand. Wasn't Abrams ruining E7 the reason they took him off? Why bring him back when his movie made no sense? Why is it so hard to write a comprehensive script and find a competitent staff that isn't hostile to the fanbase? Openly hating the people you're shilling to, how is that a working strategy?

Uh, Force Awakens was the best SW film since Empire Strikes Back ;^)

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I just hope for more porn at this stage.
That's all I have in this left anymore.

Most porn these days is shit as well ;_;

Either that it's really rare.
I was hoping there would be ten times more BB-8 porn than there currently is. My life is suffering.

the tears of reddit wars enthusiasts sustain me

Ahahaahahahaha

Is it wrong that I kind of want, just because I know he'll hate it?

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YOU SAAYIINNN

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SUMM SORRTTAA

*smacks lips*

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HOMOS ’N SHIET?

It's not like it'll ruin the movie. It's going to be shit regardless.

Kek

I think they should show that detail. They should have booga booga go full khalissi or khal drogo ass fucking

>rent free

More like rent boy.

Actually, rent is due, like, tomorrow, Mike.
If you haven't got the money, I'm sure we can work something out like last time :^)

How many time have you fucked his bitch?

None, I just operate the camera and edit the footage.
I let my homeboy Jamal handle the bitch.

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Instead of a starship or planet, Star Wars IX opening credits crawls blends into Poe rimming Finn and blasting a fat load in his face. So brave!

Unironic shitposting is still shitposting.


Only "fans" that shit has anymore are shills, SW merch collectors and yaoi fangirls on tumblr, reddit and DA with a shitty pseudo-weeb artstyle.

I honestly hope they force him into a buttfuck scene against his will. The movie might even be banned in China and most parts because of it, which means loss of shekels.