Why don't you take a seat right over there?
I know that it will be difficult.
But.
The original trilogy is shit. Full of white privilege of a racially pure galaxy.
Look at me. Look me in the eyes. WE are the new Star Wars.
And there's nothing you can do about it goy.
All of Star Wars is shit.
I hate all of Star Wars and Star Trek.
Also Rick and Morty.
Also Doctor Who, new and old.
I liked Kung Fu the TV show a lot.
Porgs are for ___
Abuse.
I cant see how this shits are cute…Even I can see why some people find Minions little shits "cute", but not the porgs. Seals are cute, but its not just the face (Althought also i must say that you could see that seal eyes werent tottally black, compared to porgs that have eyes like they were holes to the abyss), its also being fatty and having smooth skin. This shit looks pidgeons with a head that ocuppies most of its body, and ugly feet. Who the hell designed these retarded blobs? I cant see how the Kike exects thought of this as cute…
A CREATURE TO SURPASS FLUFFY PONIES
Porg clubbing when?
It's like they designed it with the funko pops in mind.
Did they change the design? It used to have stubby little penguin feet and a wide bottom.
Shit, you're right. They didn't bother to design a proper alien creature because they already had the Funko Pop merch in mind.
Why is this shit still around?
Please tell me there isn't some dumb speculator market for funkos like with fucking beanie babies
If you go to /toy/ on halfchan there's an eternal general thread dedicated to Pops. It's insane.
:^)
I'm convinced there's some gorilla marketing going on where they pay use a bunch of bots to order tons of these things to inflate sales data and then just remold them into new ones to inflate supply.
friends brother im friends with on kikebook who is a total loser collects these. Has at least two or three hundred, and neglects his bills to buy 'rare' ones
its very, very sad
Their marketing strategy seems pretty simple.
1. make affordable figures of everything, including lots of weird niche shit that people can't easily get figures of elsewhere
2. stock them in places normalfags can find them, instead of forcing people to scour specialist stores and websites
Because their audience is the fake geek/nerd crowd who wear The Big Bang Theory shirts and are subbed to I Fucking Love Science.
looks fake
It's like watching leftypol make memes.
The Empire were civic nationalists.
Battlefront 2 had a pretty amazing story all things considered. I can't imagine centering the story of the nu battlefront around a single character to be a good thing. If she deserts the story is shit.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Battlefront doesn't need a story as much as it needs a campaign. Thats why this one is going to be dumb.
Video games HAVE to be about super special forces saving the day now.
That's what I was referring to, and I agree. I knew I misspoke as soon as I posted it. I haven't seen anything about the game as I avoid EA Star Wars but my friend linked it to me and it looks kind of fun but still shittier than the predecessors.
The jet trooper has a blaster only and a rocket launcher as an ability with a cooldown. I don't think you get to use grenades, but it seems really dumbed down. I kind of want to play as the clones again though.
you're not wrong with what your're saying, i'm just not sure i would call it a story.
Don't bother with EA Star Wars. Its really boring.
Unless they recreate everything battlefront had it won't be worth your time.
The storyline in the new one is emblematic of all the progressive bullshit. A stormtrooper commander should be some rowdy british guy with a squad of scots and welsh along the same lines as the 1700s British Empire, which is what the Galactic Empire felt like in the original.
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Couldn't even wait for the 3rd movie.
This shit is constantly on the movie news sites, every release gets its own article - "New Capeshit Funko-Pop Released, Buy It Now, Goyim"
One day some kid will get raped by an adult in a porg costume.
full pic?
Normalfags are already eating it up. When the movie releases, porgmania will be runnin wild brother.
Wouldn't Chewie eat these things?
Aren't wookies carnivores?
I guess it makes sense when you're a leftist.
In the first two movies all the Rebels are white too.
What casting and shooting in England does.
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Basically, they exist for this:
1) You have a family relative's burthday coming up
2) You have no idea what the fuck to get them
3) You know they like Doctor Who or some shit
4) You buy them a Jack Harkness funco pop
5) They smile at the thought and thank you, but think to themselves that they have another one of these fucking things.
How about we co-opt porgs Holla Forums?
I'm not that great at this. Any help?
Any time you try something like this these days, the massive infestation of kikes on Holla Forums will pretend that this is somehow advertising for them and not ruining their image. So good luck with that.
Hmm is that so. Maybe I'll post it there later and see what happens.
then shut up about it.
wut
Technically they were Human Nationalists.
THIS is how you do Star Wars shorts. Keep them up!
No. The Emperor favored humans only.
Thrawn was the only of the Grand Admirals that was non-human.
someone buy me battlefront 2 preorder I will recommend you 50 kinos
Pirate the old Battlefronts & KotOR I & II instead.
Don't waste your time with anything nuWars.
Wouldn't you? If they taste good, that's enough reason.
oy vey don't nazi up the progs goy!
can't stop mentioning it, so he secretly loves it but is trying to "fit in" with virtue signaling b/c he hasn't figure out we're all anonymous.
>>>Holla Forums
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I could almost understand it if they looked good, but the problem is that westerners can't into "chibi" for that matter, most Japs can't into "chibi" very well either. If you're giving a character simplified, squished-down proportions, then you need to make sure that the details of the overall design are simplified to the same level. Now, the proportions of funko pops are fucked to begin with, they're not stylized in an appealing way, but even if they were they would still look terrible because of the detailing. Look at that Thor figure. It's got that smooth, featureless head, but attached to it is "hair" with highly detailed, sculpted contours. The armor is rendered with all of its panel lines and fine-level details intact. The details of the design haven't been scaled back to match the base model, and the inconsistent level of stylization is jarring.
The soulless eyes is the worst part of it. Nothing but a black void.
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it's modeled after Elsa Jean
The writer of Rogue One made that whole song and dance about how the Empire were white supremacist though.
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Not sure how anyone likes these pop design figures. It's like a western version of the chibi figure nendoroid's but less fun.
You bought the merchandise, right?
Goyim! Tell me you bought the merchandise!
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Anyone else think they look like Wilford Brimley?
Now that you mention, yeah, they kinda do.
He should sue for using his likeness.
diabeetus
Bump for cuteness!
It's like some kind of forced meme shit that just won't end. Like Minions.
Turns out that after escaping Endor, Noa once again crash landed on a planet, and on one cold and lonely night fucked a penguin. The porgs were the result.
FPBP, we're in a sad state of entertainment if this is the best thing we have to talk about
HOLY FUCK I LOVE NU STAR WARS
AND JENNAY
I LOVE NU STAR WARS AND JENNAY
MOAR NU STAR WARS AND JENNAY THREADS PLEEEAASE XOXOXO
Margcuck, pls.
Jesus christ, what the heck.
But he's dead, stupid cumskin.
That droopy, frowny face is probably what ticks me off the most, did they throw in some of grumpy cat as well?
It all makes sense, now….
part of the problem is the profit margins are stupid high. if each one costs 2 cents to make and sell for around $10, you can make a nice profit even if more than half of them end up in landfills.
What's da matter, goy? Don't like frumpy cats? De focus group thought it was a noice touch!
Jesus christ, the Jews get bolder every day…
People getting really cancerous, these little creatures are going to be fucking awful in the movie because they are cute? Since when has that been a reason that certain characters ruined a Star Wars movie? And don't come with Jar Jar or the ewoks, besides the fact that I don't consider Jar Jar Binks as cute, it was not cuteness that made him annoying, it was his fucking BEHAVIOUR, the ewoks weren't even that bad, they weren't a forced comic relief and therefore not annoying, only the fact that they take down stormtroopers with their bare fists bugs me. Cuteness was NEVER a problem in the Star Wars movies, Remember BB8? He worked just fine as a cute side kick.
Um, excuse you???
That was before Disney owned the franchise.
Oh, you mean knockoff R2D2?
The Ewoks and Jar Jar were concentrated cancer.
BRAVO NOLAN!
>>>/reddit/
Oosa, meesa biga meymey! Meesa Darth da Gungan! xxDDD
Its basically penguin grumpy cat. They made this creature purely with sales appeal and marketability in mind and nothing else.
What made them think this shit is cute? At least Ewoks had that stupid teddy bear vibe going on.
They also wore clothes and functioned as a society, so you could in theory project all sorts of original characteristics onto one. This is just an even more generic furby.
They also ate humans, or at least would eat a human unfortunate enough to fall into their clutches, so they're creepy, savage little vermin.
Which was the perfect set up for a kids show and comics, basically just copy the Smurfs and Carebears. With this shit, its just dumb animals acting like Minions and Rabbids while spouting dank memes.
At least Margcuck finally went to sleep. I knew that faggot couldn't last.
It's like the kikes at Disney and Lucasfilms looked at their fanbase for a moment and got an inspiration.
Just like how the Nazi's were German nationalists
I think their might be a chance to hurt the sale & salt mine off these things among the retarded sjw/tumblr/ nu-dr.who fans ie the demographic Kathleen Kennedy had targeted with some hate facts/ "nazi" imagery.
Given it's design for marketing and sales, it amazes me how horrible it looks. It isn't cute or adorable at all.
Could be the popplers of Star wars.
Japan has those types of things but they have much more details. Jews caught on and stripped the soul out of it giving them cheap beady eyes and shill them to stupid goyims that compare everything to Harry Potter books or Star Wars movies.
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i don't understand cause it's not like a toy or action figure doll
just a shitty plastic block
Did they get the inspiration for these ugly fuckers from puffins?
I remember hearing they had huge problems with them when they were filming in Ireland. They'd keep walking to shots.
May as well. Got nothing better to do until more leaks come out for me to spoil.
LOL
I won't watch it. I haven't watched any of the disney wars. I haven't even pirated them. You can try and trash it as much as you want, but I'll will never see one second of it, and there is nothing you can ever do about it.
Faggot.
But don't you want to know whats so shit about them?
It's not even worth the bandwidth to download it.
you check your mitichlorians and you check them often!
