I work for Disney and have some info on possible upcoming Star Wars projects

Can they just stop? I don't need a fucking movie to explain every little fucking detail that only three of the biggest turbo autists are going to fucking care about.

The princess Leia prequel makes a lot of sense. She would be one hell of a princess to add to the Disney princess line. She is a strong independent women that don't need no nerf herder. However, she's a bitch. Hell, she's the penultimate SJW feminist. I really doubt anyone, ANYONE, wants to watch a 10 year old girl tell everyone they're dumb and equal and STOP BEING A NAZI!!!

And I'm not gonna watch any of those either.

This is going to absolutely shit.. But it might not be completely if they pick the right people

Hope you'll enjoy seeing her BLACKED then.

Blacked nine year olds in a major Hollywood movie. Is Disney brave enough?

It may get to a point where you see more than one Star Wars movie a year. They want another cash cow that can deliver timely results.

Obviously she wouldn't get fucked, maybe not even share a kiss, but they'll pair her with a black 9 year old boy.
In that sense, they would definitely get her BLACKED.

This.
They'd probably try and be a little subtle about it, leave most of it implied.

I don't want to think even of the implications. Imagine if they make a Star Wars movie factory and they name it after the "totally not a Death Star lite that we use as a plot device and the villain's throne" from KOTOR.

At least in Stranger Things her and the black kid didn't really get along.

Now that I mention it, they're totally going to bring her back in season 2 and have her cuck the faggot girly frog kid with the nigglet aren't they? Fuck this gay earth.

But the Star Forge was nothing like the Death Star, in fact imo it was worse.

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Wasn't it just a huge factory that used The Force to power it? I recall its real power was in producing fleets in no time compared to normal methods.

Yeah, it just produced fleets and droids.

The reason I say it's like a Death Star is it's the idea behind it. "Big bad super weapon platform that the evil guy with a red lightsaber uses to destroy the good guys" is what the thing boils down to.

Not on screen.

what is the point of liking an ugly boy who looks sorta like a girl if there's no feminine penis?

>looks sorta like a girl
take that back!!

So far a few ideas seem like the shit that they would do, like the "all female SW movie" (there's already the horribly animated short stories about Rey Mixer, Ahsoka and Padme) and the Leia movie because they have to make some shekels out of the actress' death, although using a CG old Leia might send the wrong message (expect some backlash).
The "before the prequels" project will never happen, nuLucasFilms is so scared of the p-word. As for the porgs yes, Disney wants the Minions' audience (just look at their shitty design) but if they were really working on it then it would be a cheap CG show for Disney XD.

Any proof that you work for the Mouse?

If the young obi-wan movie happens with ewan mcgregor, this argument will no longer apply completely

You will live to see a Star Wars flop and eat shit, hard.

Holy shit… they really don't get it. They just don't get it.

Weren't the humans originally from Coruscant?

In the previous canon it was set up that humans were more than likely from Coruscant.

In the KOTOR lore humans were sort of seeded on different planets all over the galaxy by an ancient civilization that used them as slaves.

It never really mattered to anyone where they came from because humans already had civilizations everywhere and Star Wars just isn't that kind of story. Disney would be nuts to think anyone would be interested in seeing that.

WHY EVEN LIVE!?

This is almost to be expected now so I'm not as surprised or even mad as I should be. Only irks me a tad bit but soon enough even that will pass away.

I just don't care anymore.

Personally, I'm excited to watch all the normie "nerds" play mental gymnastics to defend all of the horrific shit that's coming.

Pretty sure there was an EU book that said humans were enslaved by a superior race in the Milky Way however many years in the future, then some escaped using a portal machine that malfunctioned and send them to the SW galaxy millennia ago.

The EU was retarded because, just like Games Workshop, anyone was allowed to write whatever they liked.

no, that was from book that was never published. and this post is #FakeNews!

It's worth reminding ourselves that the EU was fucking stupid too.

>Big bad _ that _ uses to destroy ___
But user, that's literally every story ever…

Like the big LARP hotel in Florida? Irma has other plans for it.

This is bullshit but I believe it.

I think it sounds fine, stop being babies.

It's worth reminding ourselves that there's an upcoming Disney movie about wars in stars and the last they'd want is for people to think that their shitfest is leagues and beyond worse and less coherent than anything made by lucasfilm

It's been long enough since any Star Wars done by Lucas that they could easily put out anything and people won't care. The forced divide isn't "Lucas VS nonLucas", it's "prequel VS nonprequel".

exactly the same way it happened on earth

YAASSSSSS QUEEN! SLAY!

I would support an all-female Star Wars movie because it would mean more porn.

Quit whining about posts on a tahitian sierra video games appreciation forum.

I'm sorry I don't speak coonrunes. Try again in an actual language.

I'm skeptical, because why wouldn't I be? But, I'll play ball.

Anybody familiar with Star Wars comics knows full well that Princess Leia comics never sold. Never ever. They were a drain on comic book stores because they sit as unsold stock. Despite Disney's efforts, girls are not interested in Star Wars. Rey figures don't sell today, and Queen Amidla dolls didn't sell during the prequels, despite the characters being specifically catered to young girls.

Nobody wants this. Nobody remembers Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure because nobody asked for it in the first place. Return of the Jedi was easily the weakest of the original Trilogy, and I suspect Ewoks were part of the reason for that, although not the major reason. Nobody liked Jar Jar Binks either. A BB-8 or R2-D2 movie would be marginally more successful, and those are terrible ideas, too.

It didn't work in favor of Ghostbusters, and it would be a drain on Disney to produce this with any sort of production and marketing budget. Again, girls are still not that much interested in Star Wars. There is a female market, but it's damn small.

Would result in even more Star Wars burnout. I can't even consider myself a Star Wars fan anymore, because I only like the original trilogy, maybe the first two Dark Forces games, and a handful of novels, which have all been written out of canon. Who the fuck would want ANOTHER trilogy, when they're in the middle of a trilogy right now? If the capeshit genre is dying, surely people aren't going to be interested in more of the same, but with a space coat of paint.

I don't get how the fuck people at the top of these major companies secure their positions, when something like Star Wars writes itself. If their aim was to recreate the fire of the original trilogy for a younger audience, and make a ton of money, they'd simply remake the original trilogy with minor changes. It seems almost beat for beat they tried to replicate A New Hope with The Force Awakens, but they fucked up on just about every aspect, aside from a few plot points, and even then, they still fucked it up. How the fuck does Disney gain profit from overproduced shit that exists to send a political message with an excess of over marketing?

this is the kind of thing Disney has been doubling down on lately so I can definitely see this one happen.
ever since Disney bought Marvel, they have been making super dyke Captain Marvel comics. they sell poorly every time, and after a few issues, they have to cancel the series and then start up a new series about her. on top of that, they are releasing a Captain Marvel movie in 2019.
even if Leia comics never sell, I can definitely see them making a Leia movie.

what's your opinion on the Jedi Outcast games, with Kyle Katarn?

The success of a Princess Leia movie would depend 100% on timing. If they released it this year instead of the new one it would probably make bank becuase people are still passionate about Star Wars. 2 or 3 years from now? Forget it Jack.

Yass queen slay t. disney executives
It'll be just like minions we'll corner the market t. disney executives
Yass queen slay as long as it's a spinoff t. disney executives
Now that one actually sounds like bullshit.

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Even these faggots will be broken if the OP is not lying.

Your the reason people never fuckin learn and keep throwing money at shit and it never gets better.

Oh god, anybody else remember Star Wars versus Star Trek discussions?

The unpublished book was going to tie all of the George Lucas cinematic universe together.

THX 1138, American Graffiti, Star Wars and Indiana Jones were all going to be in the same continuity.

It was something like there was normal earth, it became the THX world and the people escaped it by taking a wormhole into the past of the Star Wars universe.

Star Wars is far more technologically advanced than the Star Trek world.

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I never played them
Are they good?

Okay, I just got wind of another one. Apparently, they're also considering some kind of Marvel vs. Star Wars crossover thing. To prove I'm not making this up, Disney actually already leaked the idea to the public as a means to test the waters and had Stan Lee do it for them since he would be least likely to elicit a negative reaction being the "Walt Disney" of Marvel.

Thankfully, I don't think it will happen in live action, but it may end up as an animated direct to video or TV event thing with comic book and toy tie-ins. It came from the fact that someone high up in Disney thought it would be cool to see Darth Vader fight Iron Man. Yeah, Disney is ran by really deep thinkers. They also like that Guardians of the Galaxy already taps into space opera stuff and see crossover marketing appeal for both brands. All I've gotten for an explanation of how such a cross over could happen is that "worm holes" and different dimensions would be part of the plot line.

That's what I heard way back when, but at the end of the day no one cared enough, not even Lucas bothered even with a comic or anything. The origin of humanity in Star Wars is completely irrelevant. It's not like Star Trek or most other sci-fi where humans are le speshul race because we can love or whatever.

This sounds sorta bullshit, but also sorta believable.

I could actually see them pulling something off here as it's not like Leia's home world was really developed at all in the Star Wars movies so you'd have plenty of crap you could do with it if you wanted.

Though as far as the all female SW movies, why wouldn't Disney quite understand how bad an idea that is after Rogue One or even the toy sales for Rey?

Marvel has commented before that they like doing things with their comics that annoy people because it helps their sales, even if it is just temporarily. They probably don't have to pay anyone involved that much too, since many are driven by ideology more than money.

At least they're trying to "test the waters" rather than going forward without trying to get any public input. Still I wonder how the fuck they decided porgs were a good idea.

Remember, you're here forever and so are porgs and Minions

No, see, porgs are like build a lightsaber. It's a stupid idea that Kennedy saw a vision of in a used maxi pad.

Enough fire and bullets say otherwise.

The minions are a much more iconic and seminal design. Porgs are just generic by comparison, not to mention the fact that they really don't seem to fit in with the universe. Reeks of something intended to be its own thing but shoved into Star Wars due to a lack of faith in its success.

They had a team that focused specifically on creating something cute, cuddly and marketable that Disney could really use to push merchandise and possibly be it's own spin-off property. Porgs are what they came up with during some kind of "imagineering" brain-storming session where artists, writers, bean counters and other non-creative types actually sat around a table trying to come up with some kind of fantasy creature. This is why porgs look like the combination of multiple animals, because it was created from the suggestions of multiple people. The name porg sounds so ridiculous (almost like a dirty word), because it was suggested as a joke, but that was the best name the group came up with, so that's what's going to be in the movie. This wasn't just one person's idea, it's something Disney purposely manufactured purely for it's profit potential. It's a great example of what happens when corporate culture takes over the creative process for a company that used to be much more driven by creativity in the past.

BTW, I tried to leak this info to 4chan, but the site kept telling me my post was too long or something. Fuck that place.

Penguin + Otter + Rabbit + Gremlin?

youtu.be/zqkBpQF8deI

That's pretty cute tho. Might get me one of these.

I want to jizz on your chest, you hyper-aggressive cum sponge. Good post.

but thanks

lol

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You're looking at it from a logical perspective, when Disney and the cunt they put in charge are in full propaganda mode and willing for Star Wars to crash and burn with no survivors.

Their comics are selling so bad they're in danger of distributors refusing to ship them to retailers because it would not be profitable for them. They are selling worse now than they did at the height of the comic book crisis of the 90s when people were saying comic books were dead. When a flagship title from Marvel fails to cross over the 100,000 copies sold you know you're in deep shit.

It's not about sales, this is what Holla Forums never seems to get. And you can bet they pay them more than enough considering most of the shits they hire are entitled tumblrtards living in the city. The whole purpose of Marvel now is to push propaganda, as is with Star Wars. They're not quite as daring with the MCU because it's theri golden goose still, but you can expect it to suffer the same fate once profits start faltering.

Minions can have facial expressions. Porgs are like seals with duck legs, but with stupid frowning faces. Every picture of a porg has the droopy face that makes it look like it's frowning and that I can't see people giving facial expressions in fan art.

This fits what I'd imagine Disney would do rather than the smart thing. Which would be to make a dozen different possible designs, leak/release them as possibilities, then see what gets the most fanart or at least seems most popular with fans. You could then gauge what seems to get the most appealing fanart and how it's being received so you could know what would work best for merchandising or movies.

This whole thing is a last ditch effort to try to force little girls to want to buy Star Wars merchandise, isn't it?

I will never understand why they don't just make or buy an IP specifically for girls instead of trying to force a square peg through a round hole. Hell, why did they even put a batshit insane feminist cunt in charge?

Best case scenario: they consider the male audience safe no matter what they do
Worst case scenario: it's ideology all the way down

I think it really is ideology all the way down. Kennedy is clearly batshit insane and will keep doubling down until she grasps the Holy Grail, a Star Wars movie that is completely unprofitable, and then drags the whole of SW down with her.

Then you have the comics side of Marvel that has been bleeding money like a stuck pig for more than a decade, with Holla Forums being the usual cucks and trying to say it's because comics don't matter, not because the kikes at Disney will always put ideology first and everything else second.

To be fair, I think Marvel do that shit themselves. They've always prided themselves on being down with the kids unlike that stuffy old DC, and right now that means hiring from Tumblr.

Hollywood is run by Jews, it's (((Bob Iger))) in charge at Disney. They'll do anything to promote their insane Judeo-Marxist universalist beliefs.

A Judeo-Marxist would oven itself before it ever admitted that the batshit insanity they're indoctrinated with is batshit insanity. They're the same as Muslims, just higher functioning.

So where is corporate telling to stop "being down with the kids" and make them some fucking money? Oh, that and not poison all their IPs for decades to come.

If it was profit driven they'd sell that shit to the 20-something male audience and little boys, not feature fat spic women punching white men in the face or rednecks putting suicide vests on their children.

They don't care that much about the comics because movies, TV shows, and video games make them more money. You're not going to see black female Iron Man in the movies any time too soon. They put their foot down when it counts.

Holla Forums, I see you're as stupid and gullible as always. These are money grubbing yids, there is no "they don't care because they have enough money already" in their vocabulary. Marvel is at a point where it can barely scrape enough money together to keep the electricity going, every single title they have is in freefall and actively driving consumers away.

Yeah, Homecoming didn't happen. Okay. This is why your whole hobby has been turned into a Marxist landfill everyone else laughs at.

If something that everyone considered the most stupid troll of all time turned out to be real, this has to be real.

They probably realise comics are never coming back in a big way, and willing to let them be a testing ground to see how much of this bullshit people are willing to take. I get the sense they'd kill comic production altogether if they didn't want the bad press.

They said no to black Spiderman for Homecoming. Sony wanted Miles, but Disney aren't that dumb. You can fuck around with secondary characters like Mary Jane, because the normalfags will have paid for their tickets before they find out anyway.

Wait until Robert Downey Jr leaves the MCU because of his old age and we find out that a teenage black girl is his new assistant and she builds her own armor and become Iron Womyn in the MCU. The same shit will happen to Cap once the actor will feel that he's done with it, Disney will give the role to the Falcon and he will be called Captain America because he'll wear the costume.
They can't re-cast the roles, they have to replace them with a character that is exactly like the old ones but more diverse.

Disney is that dumb - Stan Lee veto'ed it.

The people that brought you the "force is female" nu-wars were "too smart" to make spider man black and only settled on making everyone else a nigger shit skin. Right.

Why wouldn't I?

Disney has been pretty tight on spoilers.

MSW has gone full good goy and doesn't leak anything big.

Looks like the window to post Episode 8 spoilers at redditors is going to be very small.

TLJ was spoiled in 1980.

This.They are uninterested in creating something new or different for their ludicrous jewish (D&C) "stronk womyn" fantasy because they are purposely trying to ruin something that they see as a male centric story by replacing it with their more modern cancer ideology. This is why the Order/imperials are no longer cool as the were in OT.

There are 2 reasons for this:
Reason 1 envy:
It's a fuck you to the male (kids included) audiences & fans.They hate you, are disgusted by you,and think you are trash their movie is about putting you in your place. Hence their casting choices & depiction of males in the movie (Darth emo, Mary Sue, that nigger, Luke Skywalker,etc.)

Reason 2: Propaganda.(((They))) have decided it is more important to push leftist sjw/bolshevik propaganda rather than to produce a good movie the general public will enjoy and remember. This is why the "ebil" ( the order) side is shit and the "good side" looks like the looters from Hurricane Erma.

basically this boils down to the jewish/communist " Seize the means of production" bull shit and use it to spread your warped ideology rather than producing something people want to watch.

What they should have done is make this trilogy the end cap of the OT and made the movie about old Luke Skywalker and his struggle (Luke Kampf) having to battle and contend with the corrupt elements in the republic and the still powerful remnants of the Empire. If they wanted a girl (I would have made it a guy TBH) so badly as a jedi she should have been a non-down sydrome younger chick that was just some girl that was force sensitive (not all powerful and average ability) that Luke rescued from somewhere and trained (perhaps trained reluctantly). A side kick that has a few important bits in movie 2 and does something critical to HELP save the day in movie 3 but never overshadows Luke. After Luke dies in movie 3 the side kick character can have some spin off movies and prequels.

Because they get their jobs by being marketing faggots not artists. They cant help fuck it up since their plans involve making money, not concern for quality or brand protection. Brand protection is legals job fighting others trying to capitalize on it (or those who love it and want to make something good to boost the brands image) there is no one protecting the brand from the cancer within.

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Anyone over there pissed off at the direction kathleen Kenndy, jew jewm and disney are taking?

Anyone any sabotage?

or "mistakes"?

Nope, she's doing exactly what I knew she'd do And what's better is Disney can't do shit about because they signed a contract :')

it would be nice to know if there were some insiders helping kill this thing… oh well jewlywood sucks and they won't get a shekel from me.

This is Hell. I really hope you're lying to me OP, but this is all likely well within Disney's scope of evil faggotry, so even if its not true, something similar will likely happen. People bitched about Ewoks being the cause of endless shit for SW what with the cartoons, merch and spinoffs, but in this day and age, Porgs will be the source of much Hell.

This is how you can tell Disney literally now owns everything including the souls of the masses. Idiots literally hyped over an ugly little shit that we've barely seen.

I hope more terrible shit and failures come their way.

Yeah, its called Wreck it Ralph 2… and its sounding worse than Ready Player One.

What is this world coming to?

Really user? No clue whatsoever? None from history where leftists, socialists, jews and plutocrats are extremely nepotistic and almost incestuos in how they promote and fellate eachother?

Giorno get off of Holla Forums

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are you by chance this good goyim?

Oh fuck

I have a feeling a lot of the more insane stuff from this was either intentional misdirection from higher ups or cut from the movie altogether.

I can't write a proper response. So I'll scream instead.

Wait, who's Ben?

schlomo ren aka darth edge

His name's Ben, seriously?

yeah

they seriously named him ben, as in the character who hardly had a relationship with either han or leia.

wew

Yeah so it rhymes, even though it doesn't make sense since no one knew Kenobi excepted Luke.

This reminds me of that scene from The Legend of Korra where every past incarnations of the Avatar are erased from the universe so that only Korra remains as The avatar.

Yep. Even though Han and Leia never even knew the old guy's nickname. Leia only knew him as Obi Wan and Han never even said or knew the old man's name.

Just when I thought shit couldn't get any worse, you had to go and remind me about that awful shit.

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tbh if snoke was actually sheev body jumping, i'd be okay with that.

like, yeah, it's unoriginal as fuck, but it would be better than whatever shit they might have come up with on their own. apparently snoke isn't even technically human, so who the fuck knows what that means.

How pozzed do you think Episode IX will be?

you have no idea…

I really don't know but kikes like Jew Jew keep surprising me with even more rancid shit when I thought the bottom had been reached. Maybe explicit interracial sex to appease Kike Cucklasa? Maybe making white genocide a big plot point?

I recognize that pillow.

Remember when every big-budget film wasn't automatically sequelized?

I member.

Okay, you're into some gay shit. We get it, calm the fuck down.

Homosexuality, and lots of it.

oh believe me goyim, i'm well aware of how far the rabbit hole goes.

Jar Jar Abrams said he wanted more gay shit, diversity and Guardians of the Galaxy-inspired action trash with a side of memes, so expect Star Trek Beyond but cornier and faggier.

Bitch.

Or when every big-budget film automatically didn't have some "my army vs your army" shit where computer generated crash test dummies hit each other for 18 minutes.

The original idea of Dark Empire was a guy using a fake Darth Vader suit to lead the Empire as a figurehead. George didn't like it so they switched to the stupid Sheev clones plot and he approved that. Years later George makes negative comments about the clone Emperor plot.

Go figure.

she'd have a really cute feminine penis though

she's a brit so she's probably not circumjewed like americucks

>>>Holla Forums

hello goyim

i'm here from the star wars board (which is currently having a shitfit) and wanted to pass this along:

comicbookl.com/pop-culture-stan-lee-predicts-star-warsavengers-movie-brains-explode/

the reason i am posting this is just the other night, when the board was working, i saw this specifically being brought up as a future project.

take everything this leaker has posted as the absolute truth.

I'm looking forward to this…

I honestly really hope its as bad as possible. I honestly get more of a good laugh out of bad movies than what constitutes as a "comedy film" these days.

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No…no, they wouldn't dare.

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Stan Lee is just some coot that collects Disney paychecks, he has no creative control.

When he did have some creative control he made Striperella. No one at Disney will let that happen again.

This guy isn't funny or endearing. He's just obnoxious. traps are still gay, though

Why did he say "third" DS? It's fourth, right? The one that was in construction in RotJ still counts.

No they're not, only faggots like you like 'traps'

Starkiller 'base' is not a deathstar

Han Solo literally calls it a deathstar in TFA though.

Everyday I think there's no way this can get any worse, and everyday I'm proven wrong.

You should always expect things to get worse, that way you won't be as disappointed when it actually gets worse, because you'd already be mentally prepped.

It's just some chinese boxart, i-it has to be.

Here's some leaked test footage of the Star Wars prequel prequel

Looks like Star Citizen tbh.

RELEASE DATE DECEMBER 15, 2017

As Disney starts to ramp up their marketing, we need to ramp up our spoiler campaigns

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