no need for an AR-15 when you have a FUCKING WAR HAMMER!!!!!traditional weapons home defense thread
No need for an AR-15 when you have a FUCKING WAR HAMMER!!!!!traditional weapons home defense thread
Oliver Turner
Nicholas Richardson
>>879354387BEC DE CORBIN FTW!!!
Parker Reed
>>879354387A warhammer/warpick or a kriegsmesser (literally a small twohander that cuts like a katana) are the greatest medieval weapons created, good work OP
Juan Powell
>>879355215>that cuts like a katanaSo it cuts like shit? The messer is several times better than the shitana.
Eli Ward
>>879356053best home defense melee is a crowbar.Hefty, short so good in close quarters, hooked end for grabbing if you need it, solid construction literally just a metal bar.
Zachary Hill
>>879357219Also is very cheap and readily available. No license required.Maybe if you welded a handguard / affixed a better grip to it it would be better, but then you reduce it's function as a tool.
Mason Jones
>>879357219Best? Not even close You can use an axe to hook as well and it does significantly more damage to tissue.
Hunter Ross
If you kill a man, you are a murderer. Whether you shoot him with a pistol, stab him with a knife, bludgeon him with a hammer, or beat him to death with your bare hands you are just a murderer.But if you kill him with an axe, you are an AXE MURDERER.No other weapon gets that.
Asher Bailey
>>879357777>more damage to tissueoh wow a flesh wound compared to a broken arm.>>879358041>you are an AXE MURDERERNow this is an argument in favor of the axe.
Jason Harris
>>879358041BASED. Also there are a multitude of AXE related puns.
Henry Baker
>>879358224>flesh woundA severed fucking arm is a little more than a "flesh wound", dingus. An axe can still be used whilst grappling as you can hold it by the top and use it like a knife, a crowbar is useless up close. Plus, if a crowbar is so great why have axes been used in combat for 1000's of years and crowbars NEVER have?
Zachary Cook
>>879358412Clearly you've never played Half-Life.
John Sullivan
>>879358412Clubs are even older weapons than axes, an axe is essentially just a sharpened club. A crowbar has a modern shape, but in essence it is the same old weapon we have used since we were barely more than apes.
Cameron Jenkins
>>879358041TOP KEK
Jason Campbell
>>879355215Not great for home defense, but also the polax. For home defense I'd want a gladius or landsknecht sword or a short bludgeoning weapon.
Angel Morales
>>879358412>A severed fucking armI would love to see you take your fireman's axe to a ballistics gel arm and sever it completely.
Anthony Cox
>>879358412>A severed fucking arm is a little more than a "flesh wound",I've had worse.
Logan Kelly
>>879354387nothing like that satisfying *donk* when you make contact.
Jonathan Brooks
>>879358620Yes, and clubs were supplanted BY axes. I'm not saying crowbars can't be used for defense, or even excel at it. I'm saying axes are objectively better for fighting unarmoured opponents.
Dylan Campbell
>>879358761Damn it.
Isaac Morris
>>879358729Mate literally just look it up on YouTube. There are thousands of videos. And who said "fireman's axe"? They would still sever an arm though.
Brayden Cook
>>879358956>would severCould, the implication being that YOU can't do it, not that the axe can't.
Caleb Garcia
All of you are shitting.A flail with a long chain is obviously the best.
Caleb Flores
>>879359090That's what I'm saying... Even a fireman's axe could easily sever a limb.
Logan Wright
>>879354387Halberd master race reporting in
Austin Peterson
>>879354387Fuck yeah, swords are over rated
Gavin Lee
>>879359792Hello there, nice halberd
Alexander Walker
>>879360066They are, but in cqc I'd prefer something I can get stabby with like a short sword.
Jacob Scott
>>879361002Yeah you are right
Evan Flores
>>879358798Against heavily armored enemies an edge will not penetrate. Would need a very sharp spike to pierce or a blunt weapon to deal harm. Swords gave way to clubs, maces and hammers against chain and plate mail.
Henry Turner
>>879361002For me it's my herpes and monkeypox infected penis.
Jacob Cook
>>879361519If a bunch of knights or men are arms invade your home you're just as fucked as if it was swat.
Jeremiah Robinson
>>879354387I like the fauchard fork.Gives knives blade envy.
Jayden Mitchell
>>879354387>picks a weapon designed for piercing heavy metal armorAre you regularly attacked by knights in full regalia?And if so, why exactly are you inciting the Deus Vult anons.
Daniel Ramirez
>>879362104They all have dicks that can be sucked.It's common sense, knee pads are the only home defense any rational person needs
Jack Martinez
>>879354387Nothin beats a pair of Trish
Brody Cruz
>>879358720>landsknecht swordYou mean a greatsword?
Adam Sanchez
>>879359792>>879360169The weapon of neutrality.
Cooper Adams
>>879362308>thinks hammers can pieceBlunt weapons user, were used, when armor became thicker and stronger, and was used to mainly whale on someones head, in hopes of concussing them, or, through sheer force, knocking them over, to then bludgeon their head.You want to pierce armor? use a sword, no, not an ''old school'' medieval sword, a long sharp, thin bladed sword. or a bow and arrow.
Levi Perez
>>879358225Sheeeeit. Nigga was axing fo' it
Lincoln Long
>>879358224Not if you're a cop.If you're a cop and kill someone with an axe, then you're not a murderer. You're AXE COP!
Owen Harris
>>879362417no its a Katzbalger
Levi Ramirez
>>879362261>blade curves toward the cutting edgeThis a farm tool or someshit?
Wyatt Harris
>>879362567If I'm not mistaken landsknecht often used those famous greatswords with the jagged blade (I forget their specific name) as a means to counter the pike
Andrew Nelson
>>879362494>misericordes you
Jaxon Sanders
>>879362597Ever head of a falx?
Landon Hughes
>>879354922If somebody has broken into your home, you don't want a long weapon that you have to swing because it will hit walls and furniture and basically just be awkward to wield indoors
Gavin Collins
>>879362597You're just blade envious.
Levi Gray
Hey guys I don't really have a lot of money but I brought a knife from my kitchen. Can I still hang out?
Tyler Anderson
My favorite polearm is the glaive
David Sullivan
>>879362494>use a sworddaggers are far superior against armored foes and the swordsmanship technique for fighting an armored opponent (halfswording) essentially seeks to emulate a dagger
Christian Powell
>>879354387>>>/k/Also the answer is an AR15, full 30 rnd mag with 62gr soft points, and a good light mounted to it
Ian Sullivan
>>879362749That's your kitchen knife?What are you, Australian?
Anthony Lopez
>>879358224>oh wow a flesh wound compared to a broken armIt doesn't matter what for an injury takes. A real fight will be over the moment one of the fighters sees his own gaping wound
Blake Cruz
>>879362765You just need a better sword>pssshhew>pssshhew>pssshhew
Julian Young
>>879361519Medieval axes had spikes and hammers dude. And last time I checked people don't run around wearing plate armour anymore, so it's a moot point anyway.
Austin Green
>>879362659Like a zweihander? Yeah, they did. Should've specified katzbalger like other user said.
Jack Hernandez
>>879362844>A real fight will be over the moment one of the fighters sees his own gaping woundThat's the advantage of having blind fighters.
Lucas Martinez
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Samuel Ortiz
>>879362914>And last time I checked people don't run around wearing plate armour anymoreno you didnt
Logan Ross
>>879354387Being a mall-ninja is cringe though.
Josiah Bailey
>>879358041i think a gun is the only wepon you can legally kill someone with in America. like if someone breaks in and attacks you and you start stabbing the shit out of him you could be tried for murder because you excessively stab him past what is necessary to defend yourself oh and in FL you can run people over if they attack your vehicle
Nolan Davis
I'd just shoot all you eurofags and call it a day. Even a .22 would beat you're dumb little axe.
Elijah Miller
>>879363075what's a mall
Jayden Adams
>>879363096*your
Isaac Foster
>>879363085>i think a gun is the only wepon you can legally kill someone with in AmericaWrong. Self defense laws specify use of lethal force, not a list of weapons that apply that lethal force.
Jace Thompson
>>879363192It's called auto correct faggot
Lincoln Morris
>>879363235depends on the state, not everywhere has stand you ground laws
Adrian Hernandez
I don't want to harm my opponent, just want to make them scared. A broken bone is still okay. What is my weapon?
John Bennett
>>879363455not every state has freedom
Jackson Flores
>>879363455I suppose I need to specify Florida even though he already specified Florida.
Isaac Martinez
>>879363336>admits to being a phone poster
Leo Garcia
>>879363488Scourge
Henry Wright
>>879363488Get naked and start screaming
Zachary Howard
>>879363488Fucking punch them at that point “oh I don’t want to wound a person who might rob, rape and kill me” Christ just leave your door unlocked and your arse gaped at that point.
Owen King
>>879363597I am a pacific creature, don't want to kill anyone by accident. Not talking about the consequences. Most people are risk-avoidant, just like me. That's why nobody keeps swords for self-defense, only gypsies and retards.
Logan Smith
>>879362914No they didn't.Poleaxes and Halberts did, as well as variations, but "an axe" was just an axe blade.
Jacob Price
>>879363075ninja don't have warhammers.
Easton Gonzalez
>>879363811>I am a pacific creatureFucking fish.
Jaxon Sanders
you all talk like you have room to swoosh around your long-hafted compensation symbols when you're home-defending every nook and cranny of your invaded homethis and a buckler, tunnel-fighting style ftw
Nicholas White
>>879363566Pretty smart, I wouldn't go close to a guy with a scourge in his hand. Not sure about indoor usage
Brody Hernandez
>>879363075but maul-ninja is cheating
Colton Parker
>>879354387I'm going to get super jacked and go on a mass hammering just so the left can call for a banning of assault hammers.
Grayson Allen
>>879354387Impact weapons only work with range to swing, bad call for indoor engagements. Practically speaking a short spear or a spear point blade like a roman gladius are the best options indoors. Neither requires much finesse or swinging to inflict greivous wounds. Hacking, slashing, and impact only work in large spaces.
Ethan Gutierrez
>>879364040needs more edges
Ryan Thomas
>>879364108this "hammer" is aluminum-plated balsa, because the dude couldn't lift the 800kg of steel this thing would weight
Liam Flores
>>879364220that's not an axe that's a scythe
David Hernandez
>>879358041I have a little walmart hatchet i stole when I was homeless. Idk how tf I got away with it, I'm a tiny dude and I just shoved this big ass obvious package into my pants and walked out. Well I robowalked out because I extremely fucked up on DXM so I have to guess they just didn't want to deal with my mess
Parker Morgan
>>879355215Jesse Pinkman is selling swords on the home shopping channel now?
Ethan Rivera
>>879364255really they're closer in nature to a pickaxe
Landon Perez
The AR is 60 years old.It IS a traditional weapon.
Christopher Brooks
>>879363526
Andrew Russell
>>879364245Idk what it is, I just know it kills orcs and darkies good.
Ian Richardson
>>879364390YEAAAAAHHHH!!!
Nathaniel Campbell
>>879364390Chad
Mason Anderson
>>879364137we should be fighting to have access to better weapons not going back to the bronze age
Gabriel Baker
>>879364459you mean, Flori, Da-Man
Jonathan Rivera
HAMMER WITH DAKKA
Landon Campbell
>>879364104>maul-ninjait works in a d&d build
Henry Cooper
>>879364848Rocket propelled hammer is OP, nerf it to the ground now.
Robert Martinez
>>879364848nice
Nolan Richardson
>>879363939>No they didn't.Are you unironically fucking retarded?
Michael Brown
why use a i blade when you could use something that will terrify the fuck out of intruder
Cooper Campbell
I have a big ass wrench leaning between my bed and nightstand prolly would be decent
Carter Hall
fucking zoomers get out of this thread
Ian Nelson
>>879368135getting real tired of your shit, Grug. Pointy sticks is better than rock.
Carter Morgan
i wonder what the legality of installing a flamethrower on you car is
Kayden Ross