Why is 50% of Holla Forums bisexual?

because

I laugh every time I see a new variation of this meme.

Is that normal?

I fucking hope so

Everyone is bisexual, leftists are just more in tune with reality.

Absolutely disgusting. This is a great example of subtle idpol.

Im not 100% bi. I mostly like masculine girls and traps.

straight to gulag for sexual re-education comrade

Everyone is bi, sexuality is a spoook.

[citation needed]

I'm not bi. I fucking hate futa and trap shit. Each to their own but I hate how over represented it is online.
Sage for not leftist

If you wouldn't be okay with your ass getting fucked by a man, you're not bi.

Wanting to emasculate a boy is a healthy and straight desire.

Of course you would know

ploysexual*

read …./L A C A N

yes, everyone is a faggot just like you
being a faggot is totally natural

god, when will you fuck off, seriously

I'll tell you one thing, anal sex is disgusting and not higyenic
it is not natural to put your dick in the asshole, case closed

that is why I will always see faggots as dirty scat lovers

Sup Holla Forums, why don't you fuck off so then you don't have to worry about everyone around you fucking off?

Why even come here, all it will do is flare up your autism with things you find unfamiliar. I put some echoes in my name field to try and calm you down a bit, hope that helps until you read this and leave forever.

I like traps but I'm not gay or bi.

I just want to fap to the anime titty so I can spare as much time as possible for the revolution.

not everyone who dislikes scat is a capitalist apologist, my dirty faggot comrade

Whatever you say kid, hopefully in high school they'll teach you some creative writing.

Cause they're edgy faggots

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What a meme!

Kinsey scale, motherfucker. I think everyone is bi.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale

I'm a grill and was in denial a long time about being bi even though I watched lesbian porn. It's a pretty common thing for women to be in denial about this apparently:

jezebel.com/5015942/are-all-women-a-little-bi-in-a-word-no

But yeah, grills are hot. Guys are hot. Sexuality is the spookiest spook.

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Unless you live in a backwards society where people will persecute you for this, being bisexual is probably the best thing that can happen to a human being.

Bisexual is like being queer, a fad sexuality.

Grill don't have an innate sexuality of their own, only objects and rituals of atachment.

You talk like a caveman and have opinions to match.

why are 90% of people on imageboards bisexual?

most people are at least a little bi, that's why…and somebody says fapping to traps and futa makes you bi

Sitting in my cave, I see you never really left it.

How's being single working out for you?

People who like traps are straight men who want to dominate other men.

but what about sucking dicc? it's hygienic and fun

checkmate Holla Forums

a trap looks like a woman, just with a dick. so it's noting with that

Futa and traps aren't gay.

I believe faggots and half faggots get attracted to "leftism" due to the notion that sexual idpol is leftist, so they end up landing on here and another leftist hubs because of that.

All sex is unhygienic to some degree dumbass.
Do you think pussies are magical aseptic holes? hell no, those things bleed from time to time and constantly leak a sort of goop.

I'm 100% sure that I'm not bi.
If a creature has a dick, I get turned off instantly, no matter what.

Most people who like traps are heterosexuals. Adding a dick to a woman increases the density of sexual signals. When a man sees a hard cock he gets a sympathy boner. If another cock is hard, there's probably an opportunity to unload some jizz and possibly reproduce, so he shouldn't miss the opportunity. Men especially are very visual, and tend to be aroused by glimpses of particular shapes associated with sex and fitness.

A bit like neoreactionary right wing views then, except one of us gets to get laid and the other gets to post on imageboards lamenting wasting their life being a salty fuck at 35

I think the population of Holla Forums in general is disproportionately bisexual.

And you say you aren't spooked.

The obvious solution is then to castrate him and thus formulate new fantasies with residues of the lost phallus.

Closet faggot detected

Well….yes, I do think that. Because they are. Not because of magic tho.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#General

You're the one joining a fad just to get laid

All right.
Then go out and eat a bloody, smelly and gooed pussay.

What's it like to have skipped the entirety of your life and skipped straight to 'pensioner who thinks everything happening around him is a fad'?

Do you have any of your famous Holla Forums approved graphs to show me the error of my ways?

I know you're type.

It's sweet that you think we're cool, but we aren't going to take your virginity just because you keep hanging out with us.

better than eating shit

Which ideology is that catgirl?

Is getting pozzed in your eye part of this fad or is it that you just can't read?

youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM
Vid related

You're one to criticise someone's English skills chimpy, you can't spell hygiene or tell the difference between your and you're, you spazzy virgin.

Don't worry, back to school in a week or two.

you seem pretty comfortable with shit considering you fill your posts with it

Back to school kiddo

nice projection

the Closet is deep 'innit?

the only kid getting schooled here is you

sodomy (of the ass) is one of the most unhealthy things you can do

both for your peepee and the asshole

have fun not being able to shit faggots

So, if you dont like guys, but you can fap to trap on trap hentai…are you bi?

traps are gay, what do you think?

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Unless the trap is obviously a dude in drag, it's Anyone who is attracted to the sex of someone and not the gender they perform is a sick fuck. penor and vagoo are both pretty gross

*Unless the trap is obviously a dude in drag,

not being able to hold in your shit, actually

Traps are men.That's gay, I don't care if they think they're a girl, it's gay, and you're gay and deny it, I'm going to laugh at you. Unless you mean a hermaphrodite (or intrasex, whatever you call it now). Yeah, I guess penis and ladyhole are pretty gross if you don't fucking bathe!

Yeah, should have said properly lol…

Sexuality is a spook and so is that scale

You realise Stirner and Marx hated each other, right?

lol, okay then. Thanks for the convincing argument, social cuckservative

No problem my Nihilist friend, please take it up the pooper and post results of your experience, keep us tabbed.

I've heard that being bi involves getting that excitement that you get whenever you're talking to a girl, say online, but for guys as well. I dont really find I get that, but like I said I've found I'm quite into traps recently. It's because I dont get that and I dont really find myself attracted to masculine qualities from the typical guy I'm hesitant to outright say I'm bi, and think it might just be a fetish that I could even get over after a while.

Enjoy never knowing the joys of the superior prostate orgasm because you're too insecure about your sexuality my dude.

Do you enjoy wiping your ass?

im straight myself but i fucking wish i had that much freedom when it comes to sex

Do you know how prostate works fam?

How can you even recover if you dont know how to shower?

Same tbh. Being straight sucks almost as much as being gay probably does

I do, but its around the ass, and its like foreplay for his scat fetish.

Your doctor knows you wear a diaper, right?

Yeah I know I'm just a memer XD.

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do heteros that have buttsex need to wear diapers?

Of course they don't.

???
No normal functioning person has a scat fetish.

That's not how it works you dumb faggot

no one can win against the power of the dick

Are you calling me a faggot ironically? Nice. And yes it is, anal is effectively scat.

what the fuck

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Mate, you're so deep in the closet you're in fucking Narnia.

If people who hate fags are fags what are people who love fags? checkmate

Dude, anal sex is not synonymous with being gay. There are plenty of queers that don't have anal sex and shitloads of hetero couples that do.

cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr036.pdf

No contradiction there, everybody's a fag.

Are you the "traps are not gay, feminine penis lmao" poster?

Nice argument.

thanks you too

Many gay men only do oral sex or frotting.

Traps are definitely gay, but that has nothing to do with what we're discussing here.

top kek

traps being gay is a spook

Daily reminder that non hygiene virgins cant into anal.

At least you wear a diaper.

>>>/Out/
>>>/Liberalpol/
>>>/Suicide/

Who the fuck cares?

I'm currently conducting an experiment. Remember those faggots who say that sexuality isn't a choice but rather something that you're born with? Guess what. I'm going to disprove that claim. I am 24 years old and have had several fulfilling relationships with women. Never popped a boner in the shower at gym or school when looking at male bodies so I know that I am 100% hetero. Now what am I gonna do you ask? I have been fapping to men and gay porn only for about 2 months now and at first I couldn't get it up at all. After one week I was able to get a semi-hardon and with week two I was able to jerk off satisfactorily. One month in I had problems getting it up to women and although I was concerned at first, I knew that I had to continue.

Once I had achieved a steady state of gayness in my mind I thought that I would take it to the next step. A buttplug. I bought a set of three- that's small. medium and big. Once I had gotten used to the small one I moved on to the medium one and logically the largest one followed. Now that my anus had stretched enough I bought myself a dildo and from then on only orgasmed through the use of anal penetration. 1 month and a half in I could not get it up to women anymore and began thinking about sucking cock and setting up an ad on craigslist. Once done, I checked regularly and had gotten a response pretty quickly and set up a date, time and place. Obviously the first meeting was in public, but he seemed nice enough and so we got ourselves a hotel room. Once the deed was done and he had gone home I sat there thinking about what I had just done.

Here I am now, unable to get aroused by women and constantly thinking about cock. I plan on continuing for a whole year before attempting to rewire my brain into thinking women are arousing. I am planning on getting a boyfriend during the time to simulate a proper relationship and will break up with him shortly before my one year is over. Sexuality is a life choice.

You sure you didn't just train yourself to respond to male bodies/recreations of gay male stimulation like Pavlovian conditioning? Also, prostate stimulation is supposed to be pretty enjoyable for anyone who has one and can comfortably put something in their ass. I don't know if that's part of your point are not.

Assuming this isn't bait or copypasta. Enjoyable read either way lmao. Thanks.

lmao what

You will see, there's no such thing as full homo. Everyone can be gay/straight if they try hard enough.
is a meme, pushed by lady gaga in her popular song of the same name.
homosex is bourgeois fun stuff anyways

Then why do so many "fail" conversion therapy?

Propaganda is not strong enough, I guess. Or homosex is too normalized for them…

Please contact your nearest FBI Fusion Center. Your country needs you.

Reminder that fucking other dudes is arguably the straightest thing you can do, as long as you are the dominant one.

yeah, you can turn yourself gay with enough estrogen and convincing yourself you will like it but did you really take the time to write that

i feel like i'm on Holla Forums now

Why don't you fuck off IdPol cancer, you are the reason this board turned into utter shit. You can't scroll down a single thread here without some trap or hermaphrodite picture popping up.

I fucking love pussy and all your gay shit makes my dick curl. Don't push your stupid agenda into my face.

Wouldn't the straightest thing, if Romans are apparently the straightest of straight men, be to fuck a man who would typically be more dominant than ones self?

probably

Daily

Worst thing i've heard on this board. Get your bullshit Laci Green tier shit off this board.

Because Bisexuality is just an idpol sexuality that people call themselves to feel special even when it only makes up like %2 of the population.
No, i dont have any problem with homosexuality, i just hate how people call themselves it to sound special.

I should hope not, being this much of a shitposting faggot.

If somebody likes fucking both dudes and women, how are they not bisexual?

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