Trump’s New Presidential Limo Comes With A Shotgun, Tear Gas Cannon, Blood & More

We really ought to be thankful for our God Emperor to expose himself to all this madness. He went from being successfully rich and famous and either liked or ignored by the public to hated/ detested and within the crossfire of the jews, niggers, drug cartels, SJW, retarded leftists etc…. the list goes on and on.

May Kek watch over him. Praise Kek!

Hore shet

Hopefully they can get a few beaners to work on the suspension before throwing them over the wall.

Dude, you can still buy limo tanks, just not that model.

Very true. Can't be understated.

Hopefully it has dope bass.

Shotgun blasts are the best bass lines.

Someone send him the rarest Pepe they can find as a bumper sticker. We need to make sure Kek watches over these limos.

lol is the shotgun for Trump? Can you imagine? Trump stepping out of car dualwielding two shotguns?

They don't release the schematics for any of the "Beasts" so that no one can properly plan to take one out

ITS 2017

Fucking checked.

If it's under attack, the Secret Service won't let Trump step out. The US Attorney's office would push their shit in hard if they did.

Well maybe they shouldn't put in that thermal exhaust port.

As a tax payer, I fully support this.

Wheres the bass?

Is this going to be the equivalent to Bucephalus, the horse that Holy Alexander the Great rode into battle, the horse who died in the fight against Street Shitting Shah Porus?

Needs a cowcatcher with integraded power angle grinder

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I mean the man did save 15 billion on the air force one deal. He can pay a few people to get on a drums'n'speakers car in front of him while flouting the newly lowered price of oil, and sticking it to the global warming nuts at the same time.

Checking these digits

So is the shotgun mounted to the vehicle itself?

You mean Darius III
And yes

This isn't how it works dumbass, nobody deliberately leaves any weaknesses to an armored vehicle hoping that by virtue of sheer luck these weak points will never get fucked up by accident.

Shame. It would be a trip to see Trump shooting back at his assailants

Nobody suggested that they did

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Any structure is going to have a weak point. No one's saying they put them there intentionally.

YOU'LL SLIP AND SLIDE ON THESE DUBS

I want to see him on Camacho's Presidential Motorcycle. But this sort of thing only works if nobody wants to assassinate you.

No, Bucephalus died in the battle against disgusting Punjabi scum. He was kidnapped by the filthy Iranian quasi-Jews, but when Blessed Alexander spoke of the consequences of their actions, Bucephalus was returned. Holy Alexander's holy spirit has possessed Donald Trump, and if things turn out like they did before, then this car might be destroyed in the war against Brazil, of course the President shall survive this though.

Yeah, I think they learned their lesson from Kennedy

oh so its literally the same as king niggers. fuck your drudge reposts faggot.

sounds epic, i hope he can roll the top back too for old school style parades

Any vehicle that's supposed to be tough and rugged is rigorously scrutinized for toughness and ruggedness, and also prototype tested before fielding to see if they missed something.

It's like with tanks - there are no weak spots, there's nothing you could exploit to apprehend it easier than in a fair and square engagement.

No it won't, dumbass.

his has a fucking teargas cannon, and a shotgun. Trumps coming out Terminator style in a Trump™ Gas mask and blasting Jews in the gas chamber.

So close.

Obama's limo has tear gas cannons and shotguns, too.

The weakest part of any motor vehicle is the tires. Disable the tires and you disable to vehicle. The idea behind the Presidential limo, however, is that it can continue to be defensible without being able to move.

I bet the damn thing eats gas like a mother fucker, though.

Someone shoop Trump in there.

This one comes with a key feature. no nigger smell.

….Is this supposed to impress us? I assume they have machine guns and all manner of firearms. But a shotgun? Wow, that's noteworthy!

Seriously, I don't get it. Somebody explain this to me. Maybe my bloodsugar is running low today but I'm getting pretty frustrated with all of this shit today.

Needs to stick a cattle catcher on the front for when he needs to get through crowds of whiny SJWs and BLM faggots..

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The fuck are they gonna do with a shitty pump-action shotgun? Unless if it's the fucking HAMMER system, why even mention it?

And a 'Black Lives Splatter' bumper sticker

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Limo is a mobile gas chamber, asks Benjamin Netanyahu if he wants to take a ride and discuss business.

Too bad Trump and Netanyahu seem to be on pretty good terms.

Excellent.

Why do you think we dropped the nukes instead of facing Japan on land?

Sad that our leaders have to undergo so much protection. Even Hitler had nothing to fear riding out in the open, meeting and greeting his people.

And why does the car "come with" a shotgun? What, the USSS doesn't have their own weapons? They buy matching car and shotgun sets? I'm getting really annoyed here.

Is it just because normies play too many videogames and think "shotgun" equals "super powerful gun, one blast and everything in front of you dies"? Is that the angle? Are we seriously meant to be impressed that the car carring the POTUS has a fucking shotgun in it? My car often has shotguns in it!

When you're surrounded by mongrels and zoo animals instead of humans than yes it's better to be prepared.

Yeah, the US Secret Service is falling prey to the vidya trope. Idiot.

A shotgun is extremely handy when your vehicle has been disabled and you're being swarmed by mongs.

It's probably a last ditch weapon for Trump if someone manages to gain access to the vehicle. They won't let him step out of the vehicle in the situation that it did come under attack, and if someone did manage to gain access to the vehicle, the shotgun would be useful. I'm sure it's loaded with something a little sturdier than buckshot.

Man, who pissed in your fucking oats?

I don't doubt that the USSS could put a shotgun to good use. What I'm questioning is why the shotgun gets special mention in the story.

The USSS are known to be armed with assault rifles and submachine guns. But this article goes out of it's way to bring up the shotgun.

That would be interesting and worth mentioning.

You know they have explosive shells for shotguns now, right?

Doesn't Trump carry at all times?

I think the best security would be getting escorted by fanatic-tier supporters who will literally blow themselves up to stop a threat.

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He's said that sometimes he carries, and sometimes he doesn't.

It would be neat if they have explosive shells for this shotgun. If that were the sort of information they told journalists, it would be a great thing to include in the article. Maybe that's what they have. Or maybe they have just buckshot. They're professionals, if they think buckshot is the right shell for the job I'm not going to double-guess them.

My point is that "the car has a shotgun in it", by itself, is pretty fucking mundane. So mundane that it's got me annoyed that it was worthy of mention in the article. Why not also mention that it has a radio and cupholders? Does it have seatbelts? Maybe that should be mentioned too, since we're apparently mentioning other mundane shit that surprises nobody.

ONE. MAN. ARMY.

This would be a lot better without Trump shouting "AMERICA" over and over .

agreed

They don't. It's a meme you dip.

There were some prototypes years ago, but they never went into production on account of that they kept exploding at times when they shouldn't, and not exploding at times when they should.

I guess they had no other choice, since all the limousines are going to be ritually burned to get the Obongo stench out of it once he leaves the House

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PRESIDENTIAL SHADILLAC

underrated meme

Maybe the the limo is more like a gun ship.

what's the drive train setup?

be better if supermodels were hanging their asses out the window and powerpissing on the crowd

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Any fucking retard who knows their way around defeating armor will take a look at this thing and in all of two seconds surmise that the most effective weapon against it is an EFP.

There is absolutely nothing anyone could learn about structural weaknesses to this vehicle's design that would allow them to beter penetrate its armor through disassembling it. Nothing at all.

Now what might be a more tangible risk is a hostile actor figuring out how the locks work.

Does he control the blood?
What a stupid decision to be in charge of your own blood.
If someone tampers with it then it will look like HE fucked up, and not the hospital.

It's probably just a weapon rack and the idiot writer took that and decided to run with it

underrated as FUCK

They included adjustable suspension for exactly this reason.

There's a reason he needed to purchase a new Presidential vehicle, user…

I thought it was going to say pig blood to spray on Muslims.

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PRESIDENTIAL SHADILLAC

right, because bleeding to death en-rout isn't serious

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yea but that piece of shit breaks down or gets stuck all the time

We all know it has that function user. I remember Trump telling that story about burying the terrorists in pig entrails.

They only tell you about the shotgun so the enemy doesn't anticipate 7 miniguns.

Underrated.
Have this (you).

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Little known fact: There was a third nuke nicknamed "Mid-sized Adolescent" that was dropped near Tokyo, but never detonated because it was successfully deflected by a well placed katana strike.

No, just compatible with him.
If it held the God-Emperor's blood the jews would be crawling all over it.

There exists human blood compatible with his? Why didn't anybody check to see if mine is a match? Do you suppose they're still looking for a spare kidney?

dubs confirm Trumps "blood" is raw energy

Eric Trump confirmed for Sanguinius?

Enormous fucking projectile?

Apply enough ka-boom and armor is irrelevant.

Top fucking wew

Maybe they got some from Odin.

Or they took some back from what Trump gave him.

Nice.

I'm sure that if Trump wanted FRAG-12s in his shotgun he could get them.

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I can feel the overstreer from here.

At the ranges you described buckshot would be better than a slug.

all for 1$ a year

Shadilay.

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Everyone's forgetting the real reason why the limo fleet's getting replaced. Nigger smell is hard to get rid off, especially when left sitting for more than 8 years.

The Allfather? Great guy, do business with him a lot. We hammered out a deal for an apartment complex high-rise in Valhalla and if you thought the halls of gold and silver were something, well you haven't seen nothing yet. Bit low energy though, I would have punched that punk Loki in the schnoz if he tried any of that in my businesses.

Do you think life is a fucking videogame, idiot?

They aren't explicitly left just because "no one will find this lol" more like oversights. Or do you think every single tank ever was completely immune to everything because "why would they leave weaknesses?"

We should get with the Koreans and have it transform into a mecha for Trump to remove shitskins and libcucks with.

Everything I experienced in 2016 says yes

Sure…no weaknesses…like rear armor, or getting hit in the ammo rack, or others.

Everything that exist has a weakenss by the nature of engineering and physics. You can't have everything.

Rear armor isn't a "secret weakness" and for non cyka tanks a catastrophic hit to the ammo rack will not result in any crew members being killed or even a mobility kill due to blow out doors on the turret roof because as said, tanks shouldn't have a weak spot.

A tank has less armor in the back because turns out that tanks don't drive at the enemy in reverse all that much so there isn't a reason to give it as much armor as the front. Also if a tank were just as well armored in the back as they were the front then the thing would weigh twice as much along with other problems.

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Still not enough to withstand a direct hid from pic related. And I have no doubt Soros will be able to get some for his goons.

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The difference is that trump will sit at the front of the limo while obama had to sit at the back

No turret on top?

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underrated post

That's exactly why Netanyahu would accept the ride.

What kind of shotgun?

Was hoping someone posted this.

Thanks user.

Next step:

>breaking a link that has a referral from Kikebook
You sure are a special kid, aren't you?

But will it have a LS in it?

probably some fuckhuge turbo diesel for the torque

This is some Free Cities tier shit. All he needs is a personal exosuit, a magnetically accelerated sidearm, and a fleet of drones locked on to the suit's signal acting as automated secret service.

They see me rollin'

This. Wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't let it be manufactured in America or without at least it getting checked daily.

I think it might need something to deal with in case of drones, too. Would jammers do the job?

I don't know about the other user but I'm imagining a situation where the ss are already dead.

There is less armour on certain electrical tracks perhaps, or a vuberability in certain parts of the door frame. Knowing its strengths and weaknesses allows you to adequately prepare for an attack with out resorting to dropping bombs on the thing when a 30mmHE or glob of explosive let's say, would do the job in the right place.

Do you know where they had to cut weight? Do you know where they added it to protect against obvious shooters? Etc.

You don't protect against all eventualities because otherwise your car becomes vunerable in other ways, things which are a benefit one way would become a hinderance in another. Examples to consider are things like speed, weight and the cars inertia being variable items that affect effectiveness in differing scenarios.
You protect against the most likely scenarios first and work back from there, you can't protect against everything, just nearly everything.

Thus if someone knows the plans to your nuke bunker, they can roughly know how much PSI of pressure created by a measured explosion it would take to pass through and kill you on the inside, or the vibration required to but stress on the structure within, or how much food you likely have stored internally so they know how long to starve you out before they consider you dead, etc.

Games more likely.

They forgot one exclusive feature of Trump's Limo: The Power to Move You

BFG9000 when

are you mentally retarded?

>yfw Trump is Calypso