TRUMP GOLDEN SHOWERS

BREAKING
(what the fuck)
The story was made by Buzzfeed News.
I'd start tweeting anti buzzfeed memes on twitter right now.

Other urls found in this thread:

8ch.net/pol/res/8743473.html
twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818990243793817600
twitter.com/trsprudence/status/819022917946265600
archive.is/6aceo
archive.is/1rCY6
archive.is/syPg8
6sqft.com/buzzfeed-editor-picks-up-a-2-25m-harlem-townhouse/
archive.is/uD9iw
youtube.com/watch?v=ixxax7PHTAQ
thegatewaypundit.com/2017/01/fake-news-buzzfeed-cnn-fall-trump-piss-story-4chan-prank/
zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax
twitter.com/BuzzFeed?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/819059474090655744
twitter.com/davidbrockdc
twitter.com/benshapiro
twitter.com/jpodhoretz
rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/january_2017/cable_news_viewers_still_turn_to_fox_first
archive.is/sJNno
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95123242/#95124900
archive.fo/1jws9
archive.fo/04FSQ
archive.fo/GAL2U
archive.fo/k75Gk
archive.fo/maKG1
archive.fo/ct4wq
archive.fo/jdOrg
archive.fo/l0QX9
archive.is/emGIh
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4108960/How-Trump-s-nemesis-John-McCain-kicked-Kremlin-memo-scandal-handing-dossier-FBI-sending-emissary-abroad-collect-it.html
mediaite.com/online/no-that-trumprussia-dossier-isnt-an-elaborate-4chan-hoax/
iheart.com/live/ksfo-560-5343/
radio.com/listen/station/1080-wtic-newstalk/
twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/status/819207016136720385
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

So preprogrammed robots personal fantasies pass for journalism now?

I'll give em a leak on their dead bodies.

pics or it didn't happen

This was from 4/pol/, who sent it to Rick Wilson, who sent it to the CIA, who sent it to buzzfeed.

Already a thread on this fam

Funny, I was looking at the catalog and I didn't even see it. I even tried ctrl f for "buzzfeed" and "golden shower" and nothing came up.

Main thread: 8ch.net/pol/res/8743473.html

Thanks for the update user.

It's over here.
first word is Buzzfeed.

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Surprise when there is no concrete proof brought to light of any of this ever happening.

Although, we all probably wish it did happen. Fucking God damn it…

OP is a faggot. Real fake news made by Holla Forums given to BuzzFeed.

pee pee fetish
DEGENERATE

Anyone got gif of blonde chick pissing in public and old man kicks her from behind ?


funny

Probably not true.
Although if it's true Trump has god tier taste, I knew there was a reason I liked him other than policies.

Underrated post.

They literally said the exact same thing about Hitler. Classic kike slander.

Oh, if these kikes keep this shit up, there'll be showers alright.

4chan.org/pol/thread/106527008

twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/818990243793817600

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Someone tweet back: "Yeah and you ran with it!"

So is it true that he has appointed his son-in-law as his close advisor?

How exactly is getting prostitutes to pee on a bed a compromising dossier?

Well, as long as it was just to defile the Obama's room, I suppose it's ok.

BECAUSE TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLEROMFGYFA!@!!!1!

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So, a room the Obama's slept in once. Will he also be hiring hookers to piss all over the White House?

Yes. Jared Kushner is White House adviser.

If the CIA can't figure out an insane story sent to them by @TheRickWilson was made up by Holla Forums, why would you believe them about Russia?

Isn't he a Jew?

The main party is here ^ and you're missing all the laughter.

Is this thread #2 now?
Is this thread #2 now?
Is this thread #2 now?
Is this thread #2 now?
Is this thread #2 now?

Good enough as any

I guess it can be, even though this one was technically a duplicate because OP can't into catalog.

ALERT: THIS MAN CLAIMS TO HAVE CREATED THE ORIGINAL DOCUMANTTTTTTT

BEST CROP

Link to the tweet you moron.

You know we laugh, this is so outlandish it actually could have ramifications and this pleases me

SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE

TRS IS STEALING CHAN MEMES AGAIN
THE DOX MUST COMMENCE AGAIN

BUMP

Need more info on this. Cuckchan is such a mess it's hard to figure out what's legit and what isn't

Ya wot?

These threads have seen some interesting presences show up, so posting in another thread being read in Langley. You need to fix the problems your bosses started, you assholes. You need to undo the heroin and crack epidemics sweeping through American communities.

I say let them become our new ebaumsworld/9gag.

twitter.com/trsprudence/status/819022917946265600
archive.is/6aceo

Here's a link to it, do as you will.

Please for the love of god this.

MAKE SURE TO PRAISE KEK
HIS WILL BE DONE
SHADILAY

I work in this field and handle materials like this often enough. The format for those reports would never make further than the trash bin. Not even close to the standard.

Looks more like someone just banged that shit out real quick on a word and said "yep, fuck it that'll work."

Just the formatting gives away this is bullshit at best, how the fuck did ANYONE at buzzfeed not realize this? I know they are dumb as fuck but even that has a bottom limit right? Guess not.

It's literally a fanfic.

Oh, look. One of the Buzzkike writers is a Sorosbot:

archive.is/1rCY6
archive.is/syPg8

This

you fuckers better listen up, shit is getting crazy, I know you can feel it. Only you can fix the problems, only you can stand up for the people. You really don't want us doing it for you.
p.s. you cant collect pensions when the .gov is collapsed.

(checked)

Really, I mean fucking really, that's the question you choose to ask.

6sqft.com/buzzfeed-editor-picks-up-a-2-25m-harlem-townhouse/
archive.is/uD9iw

There's more evidence for pizzagate which the media refuses to report on than this. You know how they like to add -er to people to discredit them? Like birther, truther and etc? Lets call these people pissers. Jake Tapper is a pisser, CNN, NYT and Buzzfeed are pisser outlets.

you're a decade out of touch user

Leftist wetdream no pun intended.

This fucking Russia shit and all it's cliches is so 70/80's novel garbage.

These fuckers suck at writing as much as they do memes.

Touché. I'm just trying to never forget Gary Webb.


We are angry. ANGRY ABOUT CIA.

no suprise

Quality idea.

So guys give me realistic percentages what are the odds this is true?

There has been no proof it isn't true (but then again you can make the same argument for many religions) so try to give something above 0% to humor reality.

Degenerate, but at least his harem isnt underage.

I'm on board with this. Turn their linguistics back on them.

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Absolutely no chance.

The odds of this being true is zero. In fact, it's absolute zero, the most zero that zero can possibly. Some scientists theorize that with proper analysis tools we will actually be able to be able to prove it goes beyond absolute zero and in indeed negative zero.

There is another layer in this process. 8/pol/ is being used. I'm not entirely against what they're trying to do here, but I'm not entirely for it, either. It's like Treebeard from The Two Towers. "I am not entirely on anyone's side, but no one is entirely on my side, either." We have to go out on a limb and fight for what we believe, lest the sky come crashing down upon our shoulders.

SO GODDAMN upset.

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HAI CIA
you just got trawled lawl
~uguu
Seriously though, your cred is in the fucking tank.

Are anons the Ents of the internet?

top wew

Hopefully this won't be swept under the rug in embarassment later this week

this user said it best

wilson on msnbc live
youtube.com/watch?v=ixxax7PHTAQ

Rick Wilson on MSNBC

W-wew. Check my file name.

It's bullshit. Someone put effort in, but not anywhere near enough to make this as credible as it needed to be. This is not a report from any official bureau.

The British Intelligence and FBI and CIA all finding it important doesn't count?

cucks at buzzfeed are too distracted by their vibrating buttplugs to vet anything and alphabet traitors are busy watching seized child porn and planning on how to sneak into their kids room at night to touch them. bunch of inept spastics, gas yourselves.

Simply beautiful.

Can we stop this?

I think it's funny at this point.

Are you fucking retarded?
Well of course you are.

The document has no official formatting, it's just some random bullshit someone typed in 5 minutes. The story is obviously fake with fucking memshittery written right in.

It doesn't matter what some butthurt anti-Trump agencies say about fucking anything.

How about golden gate?

COULDN'T BE, propaganda doesn't exist anymore because I don't see any posters on the sides of buildings!

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"I've known most of these sites since they were new"

Yes we're the ents, and the umman manda, and the great scourge. We have been threatened and attacked and attacked back for over ten years. And now is our coup de grace. To those who are watching this thread, whether it be in Langley, Moscow, Beijing or wherever. You best be careful, because one day soon we'll be the ones in charge here and you wont feel in control when that day comes.

I like it.

That actually works

Oh that's good.

We don't build our trains with brakes, user.

You put propaganda where people will actually see it, that's rule number 1 man.

It's already too late.

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How long do you think it will take him to figure out he missed a "/"?

You faggots are too much, I love this current year we live in

cicada is likely a recruiter for the cover op socia3301, the official name for the pizzagate coverupt.someone who has spoken with cicada

Rick Wilson is fucking over.

Why are there so many CIA in this thread? What exactly is it you want here, haven't you seen what we post?

I don't understand, 3301 has been around for years, how can it be a preemptive coverup?
Am I too drunk to get the gist of this or is what you typed retarded?

pic related, it's you

We have turned the media into tinfoil loonies, lads.

TIME TO DANCE

for you

We want your memes

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And let's not forget that the FBI controlled the moderation of halfchan in totality from atleast 2008 onwards to mitigate the sink posting.

Rule #1 is that propaganda must be seen without being understood. Get a bunch of faggots to repost some shitty macros, for example.

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the CIA is compromised; they still want to further the agenda they had planned while they thought hillary was gonna win
why don't you guess what that is

It's as easy as convincing us to buy-in to your plans. All you have to do is tell us that you really mean good for Americans and humankind, and to be brave enough to walk wherever that message takes you.

Its retarded, its the intelligence equivalent of how they spout a few scientific terms incorrectly in scifi shows and the rest is completely made up but normalfags just eat it up.

Well, technically that's not all he'd have to eat.

needs more peepee poopoo

FBI detected but we redpilled you lot back when moot got gagged in court.
Nah. Better the entire nation be divided, that they can be united more readily. Obama will have a third term and that's been the plan since his entrance onto the mainstream political scene. Two terms as senator later he had more sway over the democratic party then the Clintons and won the bid for president. Seems legit.

Suits are kinda restrictive, aren't they? It takes khakis.

The CIA are pussies, come at me.

don't forget the turtles
a pit of guac and turtles

Not to say you're not wrong in any of your points but the greatest weakness of the Clintons is creating enemies out of everyone.

Ya got a hearty chuckle from me mate

Can we get some Trump-Pepe pee-pee'ing on CIA and other cucks meme imagery going?

It is funny to watch this crawl its way across the internet. On gateway pundit and zero hedge now.

thegatewaypundit.com/2017/01/fake-news-buzzfeed-cnn-fall-trump-piss-story-4chan-prank/

zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax

This sounds like it was written by Chris chan

Yeah I can't imagine them not walking all over everybody and giving much of a shit at all. Still, that's the power they've 'earned' and everyone else is walking on eggshells.

Except Obama and Trump :^)

Man this is as bad as people claiming Hitler liked it when Eva shit on his chest.

BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS YELLOW ATTACK HEDGEHOG; PUTIN CHOOSES UKRAINE AS DEPLOYMENT TARGET

Hey CIA.

You're a small guy

this is journalism now

More shocking allegations, you guys

who is this 4chan?

4Chan strikes again

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I'm dying, help

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toppest of keks

Lmao, we really did a number on this guy.

>Bill Rick Wilson

OH GOD IT'S STARTING AGAIN

Is there actual confirmation that the dossier made it into an intelligence report given out by the intelligence agencies yet?

I know that stuff about Rick Wilson publishing it is true, but I haven't seen anything confirming that the CIA actually ran with it yet.

Some went too far by dragging his family, grandchildren in particular, into the banter.

WE DONT NEED PROOF.. WE HAVE MEMES

YES THE GOVERNMENT AND THE INTEL COMMUNITY ARE THIS FUCKING INEPT

>>>/Christian/ is that way

Some would argue that they didnt go far enough

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Can someone photoshop the head of the patient to Rick Wilson and the X-ray to his butt?

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Thats proof enough for me.

As they say in the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

I just want an online news story confirming that the CIA did publish them in a report.

http:// nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/01/cia-presented-trump-with-claims-that-russia-compromised-him.html

I found this anyway; I was just trying to win an argument that the CIA is useless and can't be trusted and this is perfect evidence of this.

L M A O
M
A
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Only way he'll ever get the smell out

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I like this meme.

He'll never figure it out. The man hates and fears anime, which is a sure sign of an eternal newfag.

Praise be onto KEK! SHADILAY BROTHER!

I love how King Nigger takes his pet kike candle stick thing with him when he travels

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Maybe some of them are on an uprisal after the shit they have seen.

Filter that turbo-autistic namefag on sight. He is pure cancer.

The beautifu thing about this is they have to double down. They will start making up new "documents" to give credence to this piss poor fan fiction that makes My Immortal look like war and peace. They will have no evidence of fucking anything and pretty soon you will walk into libtards now the street who thing Trump pays Russian circus performers to have trained monkies piss in his mouth while watching dancing with the stars. The fucking CIA believed this garbage holy shit dude. Their entire credibility is shot all to hell. Hey CIA your Russian Hacker meme is now dog shit. The meme war is a war you lost before it even began.

I laughed so hard I fell down the stairs and almost broke my arm reading this on my phone.

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WHEN WILL IT END

God bless you user, now I'm imagining a short story where Jeb, Cruz, Hillary, and Bernie all make their way to the North Pole in search of delegates, only to find that they didn't bring any charisma or likeability, so the delegates are useless.

from one of the original posts

Buzzfeed just tweeted this!??!?

Sauce?

Kanye West.

No, it would be called gassing the kikes.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

I still don’t completely understand what is said to have happened here, nor are the images of a “report” in the earlier thread credible.

So what the fuck happened?

We did absolutely nothing wrong, he should have raised his kids better. Also the guy has absolutely no balls, he's just a fucking weasel and his entire life proves it.

This thread gives me hope for cuckchan.

Think we can reclaim our homeland at some point?

those images ARE the report. read the original buzzfeed article that started all of this. they link to a pdf of those images.

kek

JUST

If his hair looks that good when he is sleeping he is truly a god.

user posing as mi6 fed false report of trump hiring prostitutes to piss on a bed obongo once slept on to rickdouchebag/buzzfeed. rickdouchebag fed fake intel to cia and other news organizations. cia feeds intel to news orgs as if its their own and adds Russia factor. chaos ensues.

SHADILAY

And we know THIS how?

They probably realized the claim is a bit over the top and do damage control
4chan claim can be damage control

Not until the owner and moderation teams are killed and replaced, no.

One question, how do we know for sure that it was that user that was responsible for this?

that's not Big D. Looks nothing like him

its in the buzzfeed article, which is the origin of this story. read it if you don't believe me.

Didn't mean to reply to you lmao, sorry

Where?

twitter.com/BuzzFeed?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

And we’re trusting BuzzFeed WHY?

You see the problem here? It doesn’t matter how many secondary sources claim a statement is true if there’s no proof from the PRIMARY. How do we ACTUALLY know anything was given to (or sent out from) the intel agencies?

no idea. shut up and enjoy the madness. we the news now

Don't you know Goyim? This man's a depraved degenerate. No, don't you look at Podesta. That's fake news.

zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax

Whether or not it's true that 4chan is responsible, Holla Forums is now being called out by name not just alluded to as the "alt right" in the media. This is a pretty significant happening.

I hope the CY+2 continues to deliver. We're off to a great start!

>>>Holla Forums

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Checked. Great start confirmed.

It wasn't, that's the thing. The report buzzfeed published was complete nonsense.

>twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/819059474090655744

I'm fucking dying.

Zerohedge stopped being good sometime in 2011 or so, maybe earlier, but this is a new low what the fuck are they doing posting a screenshot of a 4chan post and talking about it like it's news.

Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I hope their site fades into obscurity I will never go there again a 4chan post has no place in real world news unless it contains actual information (and even then, fuck off)

In the article Holla Forums is named by name. Not in the headline or in that summary, admittedly.

2017 is off to a great start

Yeah, but for normalfags, I'd rather them direct their attention to halfchan. We get too many walk-ins as it is.

(witnessed)
The 21st century got off to a rocky start, but things have really started to shape up.

Next time we should do another fanfic with Trump teaming up with Putin to nuke all the spics in Mexico.
OH GOD SOMEBODY PLEASE DO IT!!!!!!

So at best we’ve destroyed credibility for BuzzFeed and maybe CNN.

There is more evidence for 4/pol/'s claims to have fabricated it than there is evidence of #pissgate itself. No proof has been provided by either party, but 4chan's claims are more credibly than buzzfeeds, by a wide margin.

What the hell is going on ?
have the world gone mad or something ?

WHAT HAVE WE DONE

Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan of spics. But I'd say they're pretty low on the list of priorities.

You don't even know what the fuck is going on. Kill yourself.

Who wears that kind of shoes ?

Yep, I trust you for sure.

Do a flip!

Rick, you're drunk.

I think he's telling whoever he's tweeting at to kill themselves.

More like teaming up with Putin to take back Constantinople.

No shit. People are being deliberately obtuse to get a rise out of him.

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Well, in that case…

Where the fuck are these highlighted bits coming from that aren't present in the buzzfeed released document.

Good ideas.
CAN SOMEONE CREATE ANOTHER FANFIC USING WHAT user'S JUST POSTED??

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Autism

People are just making them fam.

Reported, then.

Is this real life? Have we broken reality?

Nah it has to stop soon, the answer is a fall guy. Just like "recount because hillary actually won" fell down and quickly became "Russian hax made her lose", someone will burn for this that the machine may chug on.

Mfw rick wilson wasn't the leak but we meme him into taking the fall anyways

Rick, Sergey Naryshkin here I have many leak (of information, not the kind with you and your wife's bull) to give you about the rich capitalist Trump

Keeps crawling around, Christ I can't wait for tomorrow this is going to be fun. Guarantee you this will be mentioned in tomorrow's confirmation hearings.

I don't give a shit if a lazy mother fucker like you believes it or not. Filtered.

>>>/autism/

if there has to be a fallguy it will probably be McCain or Wilson – or both.

I suspect this is the case, and it pleases me immensely. Our memes are so powerful that we are now the arbitrators of truth.

Memes define reality. Our memes define reality.

He's tweeted that image before, hasn't he? I'm pretty sure he has. We need more cuck OC.

wikileaks is tearing Buzzfeed a new one on twitter

He's tweeted things very similar to it at least. Telling weebs to commit suicide is one of his favorite twitter pastimes. Of course twitter is fine with this, because cuckservative.

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lol Journalism is dead.

Oh fuck it wasn't Cia it was fbi. So fbi user was the one after all. Anyone cap that post from last thread with the image of hillary wearing a tinfoil hat?

Checked – and this is a bridge to old wounds. Even among the cuckoldry on that shit board, some respectable hold outs still exist there. I'll give them that now.

so maximizing ad-revenue by any means necessary.

Trump is going to rape these filthy kikes. He already said he'd revise our libel laws. Now he has all the justification in the world to do it. The public will be supportive of anything he does against the media.

Someone photoshop him peeing on his own shoe.

I'd do it, but don't have the skills.

Careful he might report you

Nah. That's me. Rick-Chan is going to crack eventually.

You're right. He backed off of those statements a few weeks back shortly after winning in order to play nice but this just gives him the excuse he needs to follow through on that.

Shame you hid me; you can’t see what I said. It’s eating you up inside, you fucking autist.

Also gives him the excuse to cut the hotheads at the CIA entirely.

Hope his guards are loyal and well trained, they've killed presidents for less

He has a Secret Service detail AND private security. His private security are said to be extremely loyal, been with him for many years.

dear newfriend, unlike you I realize that there is no expectation of privacy on the internet, if you have any expectation or assumption that merely visiting this site isn't logged and noted quite carefully by several (((alphabet))) organizations you really need to get a watch and figure out it's time to get out of here.

If McCain really is the one who gave it to the intelligence agencies, then he is truly a treacherous swine.
I know I won't be buying his frozen fries ever again.

Don't forget he's got the military behind him too. After Session's hearings today (and the tone being set)- I'll put it this way the Year of the Fire Monkey has been amazing- the Year of the Fire Cock will be a joy!

The smiley fries are too good to give up.

I meant he was reporting people to the mods for disagreeing with him. Not to some alphabet org. Should be more clear with my jokes.

He posted again!!

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Year of the monkey still has a couple weeks left in it

no harm, no foul, too much excitement too little sleep.

absolute madman

fuck off antifa.
because 8pol is really 1/2chan?
try harder leftyfag

this faggot needs to shut up and post actual proofs

KEK

The "alt-right" is dead.

Holla Forums alone will live on and grow stronger.

I need to sleep but I'm laughing too hard

CY+2 is best year comrades.

Sage
(((Buzzfeed)))

Why would you even?

Do you have more shills who've been caught or confronted porn? This is practically my kink.

Are you fucking retarded m8?

WE KEEP BREAKING HIM

#GoldenShowers is still trneding

Socialists are still being smug about debunked story they got from fucking BUZZFEED!!!

I'm still having trouble creating a coherent picture of this. Rick Willson got this "report" which then ended up with John McCain, and then it ends up somewhere in the CIA's case files?

You know I used to hate the world after being redpilled but now I love it because I realize it's a joke. A really really REALLY hilarious joke.

This world is so retarded and abused, I fucking love it.

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I know that feel bro…

I'm going to wake up everyone , cant keep the laughter

its 4:40 though might as well stay up and sleep the next night, who knows what happens next

I wish Obummer had said something about this in his speech just to add coal to the fire

He's a paid CIA agent. lulz abounding, oh lulz, god of 2017!

We need to tweet these people so they can corroborate this story.
Need replies from

twitter.com/davidbrockdc
twitter.com/benshapiro
twitter.com/jpodhoretz

This guy is a legitimate moron

That's why he's basically Holla Forums's Chris-chan.

The only way this could get better is if he was caught masturbating to anime

Nice trips.
Who is chris-chan?

Lurk more you filthy fucking newfag

The esteemed creator of Sonichu.

oh god, he really is. Also, checked.

He's the brother of the notorious hacker 4chan.

CNN doesn't even have credibility with people who watch CNN.

rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/january_2017/cable_news_viewers_still_turn_to_fox_first

crap, wrong quote.

Most of CNN's viewers don't even choose to watch CNN. They are subjected to it in waiting rooms in doctors offices and airports.

How new are you?

Honestly, that speaks well for the average CNN viewer and poorly for the average FOX viewer

Once you know how stupid it is you can fuck with people desperately trying to control a narrative. There's a reason (((they))) hate us.

HOLD ON TO YOUR HORSES, YEB IS CAUGHT UP IN THIS

Please tell me someone is joking and just making a parody and that this isn't the article buzzfeed posted.

I've been stuck watching this shit for so long I'm beginning to lose track of what's satire and what's reality.

c'mon man, put in some effort

>tfw no ink

i thought that was the joke

most of the clipped images of single paragraphs are taking the piss (not that they're any less accurate)

How can a nigger's laughter have such a cathartic effect, Holla Forums?

God, it's like you want to be flooded with newfags

If this really is fake and really was leaked to the press by the CIA in order to smear Trump, then Trump should have the marines surround the CIA HQ and shoot anybody who attempts to leave the premises for the next 2 months.
Then they can storm it and finish off the survivors.

Because he is not a burgerland breed nigger.

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Thanks fam. I know and absolutely love how quick some of the OC is, but when the entire thing was one Holla Forumslock's psy ops, it's tough to sift through what is and isn't real. The fact that people actually decided this information was trustworthy enough to publish just makes it all the worse

I wonder (((which semitic tribe of the mercantile variety with an affinity for fecal fetishism))) could be behind this?

turns out trying to slander your new boss who just happens to be the president of the united states isn't a great way to begin a conducive relationship

(heil'd)
#FakeFeed
I like this hashtag.

You really have to narrow it down that webm and nose is pointing at pretty much every semite ever.

Trumps been talking about doing things to liable laws. The press taking this bait are so desperate and getting orders from up top to publish anything that has any negative thing about Trump.

This is gonna turn out to be one of his slam dunk moments. He tested the waters with how ravenous media was during the election, and now before he's even in there is bait for them and they're eating it up.

Shadilay! May kek's will be done.

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What does it mean?
Kek doth not grant it trips for no reason!

Can someone demonstrate this? I missed this part of the delicious cake

What do you meme by this?

all that can be said

raise the liberty cap

I missed this, too.

This guy is a moron

I'd believe it tbh
doesnt change my mind though
having a grown women peeing fetish is nothing compared to pizzagate

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Dubs confirm Rick "Cuckaduck" Wilson is a CIA agent.

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Obviously Fake.

Trump doesn't sleep.

I don't know what the fuck is going on in this timeline, but it's amazing.

so, we're reality authors now?

Fucking awesome.

We've been reality authors since 2015.

future is ours again

Also don't forget Hitler was a drug addict with a tiny doink!
Don't believe every word the media says? Are you a crazy conspiracy nut?

I prefer the term Auditor of Reality tbh

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top kek

Ben Garrison should draw this scenario, complete with guac stains. This really reads like a fiction dreamt up on Holla Forums

Neat. They're like cosmic gondolas.

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No, 4chan is completely infiltrated.
Ask yourself something, exactly WHY this spear so quickly when it is obviously just a troll.
Who exactly IS the guy claimed to have caused the spread.
Who is he affiliated with?

If it is just a Holla Forumsask, WHY IS HE NOT HERE ALREADY WHEN 4POL IS FULL OF CENSoRSHIP?


slow down for a minute

This has all of the hallmarks of having been designed specifically to appeal to us, to make us feel clever.

I hope it is all legit because undoubtedly it is very funny but we need to ask cui bono and be circumspect.

PREDICTION:

IT WILL BE DISCLOSED/TURN OUT, THAT THIS FAKE NEWS WAS CREATED BY SOMEONE AT TRS.

AN INTELLIGENCE OP TO REESTABLISH THEIR CREDIBILITY WITHIN THE RIGHT (because the security agency has invested too much time and money in the TRS label to just let it die as discredited.)

MARK MY WORDS.

kek

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user, give your brain a nice long rest and take it easy

Possible but if it hurts people's perception of the media and hurts the left and their ilk then I'm all for it. TRS is a separate problem that can be dealt with.

Looks like I am right.


Yes, so long as we are inoculated against FRS using this as credibility propaganda, the even if it turns out to be, it still benefits us.

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Impressive digits. I think after all the attention given to TRS, I doubt people will just roll over, even if they did do this. I don;t think they did though. I honestly think the anti-Trump faction are that incompetent.

I'm not a shill, your idea is really stretching it and contributes fucking nothing while taking up 12x as much space as it should. Fuck you. Calling everyone who criticizes you a shill is pathetic.

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https:// archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95568919/#95571329

archive.is/sJNno

Incurable

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Where have I seen this "extension from the singular" again? Oh yeah.
"People who criticize me just hate all White women". -Sinead.
Mix your tactics up a bit.


We will see who takes credit.

[this i what #NEVERTRUMP actually believes]

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You're obnoxious and dumb and won't realize it until it's far too late, just like every other refugee from worse communities who will spam up Holla Forums every time he's told to lurk more.

Kill yourself normalfag

#BTFO

GREEK (((MEDIA))) REPORTED THIS AS AN ACTUAL CIA FEED

Nigger you cannot be serious.

A NUU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE

You reek of newfag, you need to lurk

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Post pics or your a faggot.

Then his reaction to what we now know.

I want him to look like even more of a faggot when the truth goes mainstream.

The TRShill cries out in pain as it strikes you.

You do realize that's every second saturday night for libshits, right?

If anything I expected them to be more tolerant of his sexual fetishes but that doesn't seem to be the case this time around.

Jej, what a faggot. Have you showed him any of the true facts yet like

Autocorrect and a keyboard overlay covering the comment box.
By the way, your quadruple image style is also used by trshills.

I did as a joke, he thought they were real too.

You might want to try a different tactic than your colleague/sock, in order to be less obviously working in unison.

Lol.

Same what my normalfags siblings said to me at the new year's eve table.
Apparently being blissfully uninformed and parroting whatever you vaguely hear about in the (((news))) and personal anecdotes about "good muslims" are a virtue to their kind.

In KYM they try to spin it as if the Russian blackmailing is the issue. Apparently their cognitive dissonance has not reached the point where they try and "fetishshame" someone who has done something which is entry-tier vanilla in their book.

The point of giving the "it's simply melanin" lecture is to take the moral and intellectual high ground, by implying that the person you are replying to is ignorantly unaware of what causes skin to be pigmented.
It's an underhanded way of implying that racialism is based on ignorance of science.

I-I can't refute this!

Thanks for the pic, I've only had a picture of one of those nigs. Going to send it to him when he comes online and remind that human is just a plucked chicken too.


How ridiculous, I thought we were living in a world of rainbows where everyone gets along, especially in non western countries that are so biggoted and racist. How could you even blackmail a person with his entry level fetishes if it's so universally accepted?
Only russians are evil homophobes but who cares about them? :^)

CNN ON SUICIDE WATCH

THEY JUST DELETED IT DOES ANYONE HAVE AN ARCHIVE LINK?!?!?

That sounds self-humiliatingly patronizing even to a third party of two-digits IQ. Are there liberals THAT stupid? I thought they predominantly occupied the 100-120 IQ ranges.

When your belief (not fact based anything) is being challenged, it's easier to look outwards and blame others for your insecurities than ask yourself if your belief is truly justified. Confucius listed this as "When a wise man points at the moon the imbecile examines the finger". The reason why Holla Forumslacks are largely free of this syndrome is because we have internal reflections and all of our reflections have come back to Gas all jews.


The average liberal doesn't realize if all hospitals treat sick blacks like whites, most of their patients would die overnight? There's such genetic variability between the two species that part of public health sciences for example is understanding why alcohol and drugs fuck up non-whites so much.

Just the other day, a lolberg challenged me with the "we're 99.2% identical genetically" rhetoric. I told him we share about 30% of our genes with various ancient strain of viruses and bacterias, and the field of epigenetics laughs at his implication that the mapped genome is all of the genetic material that makes a human as well as the resurgence of junk genes being a key indicator in knowing the difference between races. 10 minutes on google later, he wasn't speaking to me any longer.

Liberals don't boast their IQ anymore m8, it's all about being (((college educated intellectuals))) that are so superior to those working class plebs.

What was the video actually?

Also
suuuure

Glad to help. Don't forget to link him that too:

h ttp://www.unz.com/pfrost/archaic-admixture-in-africans/

h ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaic_human_admixture_with_modern_humans#Archaic_African_hominins
literally jewikipedia-tier common knowledge

No, that's just a myth to make them feel better. Conservatives are rich and powerful as well as stupid rednecks.

ALL THAT FUCKING SURVEILLANCE
JESUS CHRIST CIA!

This really has become AntiFa-chan.

I do not think that's necessarily a myth. See:

Their IQ ranges enable them to enter (((higher education))) institutions for brainwashing while commonfolk doing manual labour usually don't have enough time, resources or fucks to give to engage into mental gymnastics just to rationalize why acting was determined by 3.5 billion years of natural selection is somehow bad.

That's an old kanye west video. If that tweet was ever real it would be an amazing fuckup on its own.

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Why live?

Except liberal dominated majors are piss easy.

it reveals a fragile internal condition. this level of internal denial is depressing to see.

UM GUYS CHECK THAT ID

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95123242/#95124900

No objection there but even anti-empirical appeals to authority needs some amount of verboseness unless if you are a nigger.

Unless you're doing some autistic shit even related to the arts

Truth be told it's not just the arts or outright feminist studies that are populated by retarded liberals. Those chat caps I posted were written by a mechanical engineering student.
Being apolitical for most of your upbringing has a natural continuation in the mainstream liberalism so plenty of STEM kids fall for it too.

Yeah, I guess so. Aero is full of military dudes though so it isn't as pozzed.

THE LEFTARDS ARE TWEETING THE FOLLOWING TAG

#peeotus

Gather evidence of credulity and gullibility before high-profile American leftards wake up and have time to delete proof of their stupidity.

And there are retards around me eating this up with no sense of irony whatsoever… Despite this clearly been all made up and could be easily dismissed, these plebs are choosing to believe it because it validates their hatred of Trump.

Are these people just fucking incapable of being funning. Peeotus sounds bad and cringy, Peetus is actually kind of funny.

user-san, our enemies being deluded idiots is a good thing. Be glad they are so we can keep fucking with them. The more mistakes they make like this the less people will side with them. Ku-ku-ku~

Or Pissident, literally anything is better if you give it more than 5 seconds of thought.

This will surely bring him down, just like 'Drumpf' did.

I think it's referring to the acronym POTUS.

4u

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Can't wait for the news of all this being Holla Forums trolling to hit the mainstream. I'd personally try to save face by staying quiet after posting this tripe but knowing lefties we can probably expect loads of

Wasn't McCain the guy eating hearts with his mujaheddin friends?

Some of us aren't American and don't know all of your acryonyms.
It might not have been obvious to user.

Checked. I personally think this is the hill a lot of libtards will choose to die on because Jan the 20th is really close now.

Leftist have never been good at memes.

Fall guy or no. This story is bogus and nobody will believe their next big lie. Only Hillary fanatics believe this crap and they are running out of time. The CIA is so desperate they want you to trust fucking Cuckfeed for crying out loud.

There is the boy who cried wolf and then there is the boy who cried zombie raptor hurricane apocalypse.

We know that elites blackmail politicians who are into sick pedo shit with their carrot and stick crap that is most likely why they ran with it so quick. This pissgate is simply a watered down version of what really goes on. Franklin cover up type shit. Drug them, make them kill, get it on tape type shit.

Liberals will believe anything you tell them if they think it will put Hillary in office or get Trump impeached.

Stop posting this fluid druid. We might love smugs but this a Christian imageboard!

Absolutely, in their minds this is their last chance of stumping Trump before he removes nigger stench from the white house and takes a seat in the oval office.

No. You will suffer the dairy fairy, like it or not!

god bless

This is a kekkite imageboard.

I just realized this is the result of our memeing

these people love hating Trump as much as we love loving him. think about it. they're actually more like us than we realize. they are like our shadows. the part of ourselves that we reject.

they are the weak, ugly, awkward, goofy idiots inside of all of us. they're actually not all bad, i mean it actually. they're wrong but you do at least detect the spirit of "fun" and chaos in their posts.

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A bastardized version of it that isn't actually witty, maybe.

This is a concrete indisputable proof of what the right has been saying for years.
That leftists are mindless drones to the mainstream and will believe anything their approved authority figures tell them.
It should also be a reminder to us; don't immediately believe mainstream media stories even when they are about people we dislike (Muslims blowing stuff up in Western countries when it could just as easily have been Mossad, for example.)


Sorry but all I see are credulous sheep. The kind of people who, as a kid, I believed were robots without any self-awareness.

S-stop…

Have some self control user, we need to keep up appearances of being losers who masturbate to anime all day.


UUUU

No.

I actually think it would be witty and wise of Trump to make light of this in a friendly and humorous manner. I think this is a test. They're testing him. To see if he can take a joke. It's a joke. The whole thing is a joke. They want to see if he can let down his guard for a minute and have a giggle with the opposition. Sometimes it is important to do that… perhaps.

Maybe I'm wrong. I do think it's worth giving a little bit of consideration. I do think he needs to show a little more compassion to the other side - just a small amount. That may help create cohesion. That could go a long way in silencing the endless "scandals" and criticism from the media. I'm not saying to fucking bend for them politically or intellectually, just emotionally to go a little easier on them. These aren't "evil" people just wrong

they're wrong on almost all points, but they're not evil. the vast majority are just clueless kind of. they deserve a little more consideration.

Besides, our guy wrote it. Of course it's fucking hilarious. It's Holla Forums humor that they're actually laughing at, and that I'm laughing at in their posts, now that I think about it. Yeah, it's directed the wrong way from their end…

but ultimately the piss story was written by a Holla Forums user… either way it's hilarious.

Purest form of domestic discipline isn't lewd! You are just projecting you sick fantasies, you slut!

Checked.

I see you. You're not fooling anyone, scum.

I bet you think holding hands is too lewd

Because Africans and Abos are exactly the same race, right guys?

It's all a joke to us user but claiming that the head of state is a degenerate sodomite is a serious thing to be put on the mass media. There must be no mercy for these fools.

These fools would see our race march towards oblivion user, we need to be harsh with such traitors, even if they didn't realize what the stakes were. In other words, gas yourself.

I completely disagree.
Pandering to leftists achieves nothing.

They're laughing because after being BTFO they feel able to get revenge through spreading an (in their minds) embarrassing story that will harm his credibility and -perhaps- stop him from being elected.
The laughs are those of a man facing execution, who imagined that he heard the big red phone ring with the hope of an execution stay.
Gallows humour that will soon turn to rage.

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What makes his drivel even more retarded is that we're both aussies who had to recognize the aboriginal claim on the land at every school assembly.

I bet you slut also enjoy headpats.

They are going to be absolutely incensed when this hope of disqualification is not only cruelly revealed as a hoax, but as an obvious hoax which they nonetheless believed.
Not only will it demolish their hope of excluding Trump from the presidency on the basis of him being compromised and vulnerable to Russian blackmail, but it will deeply wound the egos of those who, for their entire adult lives, have been taught that THEY are the intelligent ones and we the gullible and stupid.

I hate normalfags so goddamn much.

The laughter of a madman?

Exactly. Anyone that would serve the kikes should suffer, regardless of why or how.

This is precisely why I didn't let any of my bluepill acquaintances know that this is all a big joke.
Let them sink to the depths of despair when the truth becomes known in a few days.

This user has a firm grasp of the current situation.

==THIS IS AMAZING, BECAUSE THE CIA JUST LOST ALL CREDIBILITY THEY HAD AS AN INTELLIGENCE OUTFIT.=

Good move.

It seems that word of the hoax is not spreading quickly, or perhaps it is being ignored in the interests of ego defense.
pic related.

DEGENERACY! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR

And we did it for free.

I forgot the name of this VN, please tell me user

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It needs to be done with Oxy Clean.

Billy Mays Last Meme

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I fucking hate that aboriginal "traditional owners" shit.
I'm always tempted to stand up and say "Before we begin, I would like to also acknowledge the current custodians of this land, the Anglo-Celtic peoples of Great Britain and Ireland, who turned this wide and desolate land into the great regional power it is today."

twitter.com/Penthouse/status/819012191793745920

archive.is/T1At0

These kikes have zero foresight whatsoever.

You used (1) and the fact that I disagreed with you as your entire basis for calling me a shill, when your own post that I replied to was YOUR (1) post. It's retarded to try and pass this entire happening off as somehow being a setup orchestrated by or for TRS, which is why I attacked your worthless post to begin with. Remember faggot, YOU came into this thread talking about TRS, then became severely buttflustered when it was pointed out just how fucking wrong you are.


There is no functional difference between you as a TRS-shitstirrer and you as a fresh-off-the-boat refugee. Either way, you're a worthless user and you don't belong here. You're in the Dunning-Kruger stupidity valley where you're too dumb to realize you're dumb.

You seem nervous.
I agree with you here, Holla Forums has been underestimating our enemies lately content to believe they're all fools.

You mean the ones that systematically started forest fires instead of hunting to kill animals and turned it into a barren desert?

Didn't know that there were VNs similar to pic related.

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Yeah, every time I wished that the original settlers and their descendants would finish the job before the kike brain rot infected the local intellectuals.

German Reports on it:
archive.fo/1jws9 Zeit
archive.fo/04FSQ Spiegel
archive.fo/GAL2U RP
archive.fo/k75Gk Tagesschau
archive.fo/maKG1 Deutsche Welle
archive.fo/ct4wq FAZ

If dubs I will actually do it.

Sorry user-san. I only have that as a reaction image. No clue on the source.

Yes, apologies to all for not including the link.
Pic related, it's an example leftist self-aggrandizing and delusions of high intelligence that are about to come crashing down.

Do it.

DO IT!!!!!!!!

Don't actually, it's better to hide in plain sight to harvest maximum salt when the time is right.

I would be fine with this if it was harmless shit, like that one time he let the late night host guy ruffle his hair to make sure it was real. That's having a harmless laugh with the opposition.

This is straight up accusations of of a vile proportion. No man should take this, much less the fucking POTUS. If this was a proper society everyone spreading this would be jailed.

Upon further pondering, they've got to be kidding, right? I mean these faggots can't be this stupid, can they? This surely must be in jest? I want to believe that this was in jest.

Rolling

…it's too late for that. He has already been elected, nothing can rewrite the past.

We should scam them out of that money.

B-but muh majority vote!

Imagine when it spreads.

Porn companies announce this sort of shit for easy self-promotion.

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The Chan Who Trolled The World

I'm suspecting cognitive dissonance stemming from the leftist self-image.
Logic:

Someone tell me why libshits take this seriously?

This is a republic, not a democracy.

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>>8747675 >>8747718

Lyrics here

Because to a leftist, consensus and truth are literally the same thing. If this particular lie about Trump can be forcibly memed hard enough, leftists know they will be able to carry on the lie indefinitely thus making it as good as true to them.

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I hope that you are right and this is simple shameless kike self promotion. If not, we've far passed the point of leftism being cobalt-nuke-tier toxic.


You may be correct. I hope you are.

Is it Un-Presidential for Trump to sue the everloving shit out of BuzzFeed for libel?

My theory is that the media all know it's a lie. I think buzzfeed's editor's memo makes it clear he knows it's bullshit. They think it is ethical to lie about this because
>"Trump lied about Obama for years"
That's what they believe, so they've decided that they are going to deliberately libel him as hard as they can, wagering that Trump won't actually drag them to court when he's POTUS.

I sure hope Trump calls them on that.

Nice. Mad a cap of it as I have not found any yet. Does anyone have information further back as referenced in pic related?

They're desperate. Everything they've tried failed miserably (remember when electors were for sure going to stop Trump?) so they jump on any bullshit that gives them hope to prevent Trump's presidency, doesn't matter how retarded it is.

This picture will never stop being funny.

Being funny means risking being unfunny. The leftist is not willing to risk failure, including when it comes to being funny, he will just hedge his bets and make an awful "ironic" joke instead.

I can't fucking wait until they're screaming in rage once it breaks that it was all a sham.
Or once Trump uses new libel laws to throw them in the dumpster after they've put their head in the bear trap.
Whichever comes first hopefully both

There is no way these are in the buzzfeed document

That's not true, unless you're being pedantic over terminology and using "elected" just to refer to the vote.
He can still theoretically be stopped from becoming president, which is why the left is trying to hard to find evidence he might be compromised.

archive.fo/jdOrg

Furnishing prostitutes so that they do incriminating stuff while you're being filmed/recorded is a standard tactic of Russian intelligence since Soviet times to blackmail foreign diplomats including presidents. Google KGB honey trap.

But congress has already ratified that decision. Joe Biden himself struck the gavel on it.

There is nothing they can do.

You don't get it. That 'news' will never break in the mainstream media.

Ok boss.
So it's pure spite coupled with a refusal to accept reality then? not that I'm surprised


It probably will, but it will be spun as an example of the dangers of fake news and why "something needs to be done."

This could not have come at a better time. Just as le rooshun haXXors was gaining ground. The media have utterly soiled their legitimacy by buying this.

user, they'll still march, riot, whine, clickbait, fake news, and propaganda lie their way through the entirety of Trump's administration.

Bingo.

Jews always project.

Is there any other possibility that better explains it?

No… "Fake news" is Breitbart, remember? It's the independent media outlets, not the "respected" mainstream like Buzzfail.

What good does it do to claim every independent site covering news that doesn't fit the narrative is peddling "fake news" and then admit that it's actually your own people pushing the biggest fake news story of the time? No, that simply won't do. So it won't happen.

The alternative, independent media will report that this was a hoax, and they will be labelled as "fake news" and a "threat to democracy" for doing so.

This is why the (((media))) has been telling us all that it's now in the "post-truth" era. Even if they know they're peddling pure bullshit, they don't care and they won't admit having made a mistake.

Leftists are entirely disconnected from reality, and will continue to believe whatever fits their narrative and agenda, regardless of how obviously contrary to reality it is. This is why Europe is doubling down on importing shitskins, regardless of the truth becoming obvious to Blind Freddy long ago.

They know it's libel and they don't care. They think Trump can't sue them when he's POTUS. They figure Trump libeled Obama so they can libel Trump. They're not being journalists, they're being children.

Holy shit. 2017 has barely started, and my sides have already left the solar system.

What's fucking next? Obama setting the White House on fire when he leaves the office?

The meek shall inherit the Earth.

Would not surprise me at this point. One last chimpout.

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And again: Trump didn't libel him, because his birth certificate was a fraud.

The only time Hillary Clinton told the truth, she lied about telling it! Think about that!

I bet there's a LOT of inter-agency shit going on with this, where a lot of men are working very hard to serve Americans and get this filth off our streets while other agencies that are more compromised by globalist interests are pushing it HARD.

If Trump allows Pizzagate etc to be investigated that will be a good sign, otherwise it will probably fall on us to do what we can in our own communities.

Potato here
Most Irish girls don't look like that.
Ginger hair isn't as common as you'd think here.

They say that the leaks that McCain got were back in August but what user posted was back in Nov?

I would ask him tips for how to tidy your hair. look how tidy it seem when he's asleep

Who gives a shit, all of these are reported as real even on my eastern yuropoor trashy liberal propaganda websites. It's like one giant tracer showing every single fucking normie from where the shit and piss flows and how these shitty sites are interconnected into one giant sewer.

Even the metaphors describing this shitstorm are writing themselves. That's how insane this is. We actually memed Pee Pee Poo Poo to live lads.

ahahahah

What's scary is it's partially true.

Good choice of song user. Things are going to get more crazy from here on out.

Checked.

Did ANYONE snipe and keep that tweet from last thread where the guy openly admitting to libel ?

Umm. Why would we care? If TRS did this, then that just means that Rick Wilson is Wyatt's Bitch for eternity.

Make the demons shoot each other. First rule of DOOM.

This story plays into our favor because it's so outlandishly awful that those trying to push it and the libs that are lapping this bullshit fed story up like the dogs they are only end up sounding more crazy and unbelievable to the rest of the regular populace.

If you fling enough shit, eventually some of it starts to stick. That this whole thing is a hoax will only encourage the (((media))) to fling more shit.

And then we get them on the

BIGGEST LIBEL SUIT OF ALL TIME

Legacy press in full damage control.
Claiming 4chan claims of authorship are dubious and "weak."

And you don't think that that only exposes (((their))) hand that much more? That the MSM will then always be looking over their shoulders and trying to silence dissenters from blowing their stories apart? It only exposes their hands more they will end up having to censor people from absolutely blowing their bullshit stories out of the water. And the regular populace will pick up on it.

If the amalgamation of their fake news were systematically ripped apart and debunked one after another with with shit. Plus, openly admitting that the MSM and CIA followed along with a fanfiction story posted on 4chan and took it as serious? Not only would they be laughing stocks for believing the shlock, but to the regular public eye the impact would make them lose all credibility. Mass "suicides", reporters quietly disappearing from public eye.

Have you considered positioning your balls in a door and slamming it shut?

been browsing the tags for this while drinking my morning coffee, and I thought I hated shitlibs before but this new cold war neocohen/shitlib fusion really fucking rustles my jimmies, they are somehow even more annoying now than ever before

Also, many are saying they know it's fake(ie IM JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED) and telling people they don't know "chan culture" while you hover over their profile and find out they are listing their pronouns and "allies of LGBTQ"

This is an exact description of pizzagate

(Heiled)

Do they seriously expect anyone to believe this shit? How far into the matrix/simulcrum/whatever kiked term you want to use do you have to be to beleive this type of stuff is true? How the hell do you not wonder why, if it existed well before the 4chan discussions, they didn't release it before the elections? I honestly don't think anyone actually believes this stuff, they're either ignorant, in that they hear and repeat buzzwords or they're narcissistic and actually cannot reflect on their own beliefs without feeling crippling shame and rage.

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Nice dubs. We can't say for sure that the claim user did was true, but it's fucking hilarious they write a whole article on it. You can just taste the salt slipping through the sentences

Arguably it was because even in their anti-Trump obsession there was still in each of them a tiny shred of journalistic ethics left that stopped them from publishing something so retardedly fake that they couldn't corroborate a single fucking word of no matter how desperately they tried.

Then buzzfeed came along…


lmfao he's baiting the 'LITERAL HITLER' crowd now. He knows the best way to counteract them is to let them to go ultra-retard and self-stump.

It's becoming the official response despite making no sense, because this weapon would surely have been deployed prior to the vote.

Wikileaks has weighed in however.
archive.fo/l0QX9

Just when I think Holla Forums has hit its peak, something new happens.

baneposting IS really the most powerful maymay in existence.

I love this year.

How is he this retarded when he props himself up as such an intellectual?

So you're saying "we" is him and buzzfeed?

That's from a Kanye West clip.

He just confirmed his involvement lmao

It speaks volume, that the main stream media feel that anonymous claim on 4chan have so much more credibility than them, that they need to write an article about it.

Yet he gives nothing, as always.

Why contain it?
We can ridicule them the same way we ridiculed kikes who slandered Hitler and Journos who blame putin
We simply start escalating the acusations untils they sound absirdly retarded

The difference between them and us when we acuse Hilary and Obongo of equally absurd things like performing satanic rituals or running pedo rings is that we actually back our claims with some solid proof, they just keep throwing buzzwords into the air

Yes, that's curious.
Although playing devil's advocate, he could mean that many people had the information and he was not the one who supplied it to Buzzfeed.

Memes are more real than reality.

Remember what Assange said about Obama and the press? Guess who has that power in 9 fucking days boi. Buzzfeed, MSM, CNN they're fucked. They just signed their careers down the golden shower

rick wilson, plz leave. dont you have a grandchild to take care of?

Seems they're pointing to just the nov 1 post, not the earlier ones before the media published, so that they can claim thin.

Can't Donald sue all those fuckers for this bullshit?

This actually seems increasingly likely.
The obvious defense-shill responses only adds to the suspicion.

Pic related, the evidence so far of TRS co-option in an effort to repair their reputation.

Space left for more as it comes.

He was also at the NPI, Faggot enabler conference yet claims to live in the UK.
Casual Holla Forumsacks don't just up and travel to the states to attend the meeting of the shill inner-circle for no reason.

There is also this little tidbit. Looks like the Russian Hacking narrative is going full circle and kikes are now targeting their own.

He can do more than that

makes me warm and fuzzy inside

Rick Wilson has always been a slimy faggot

Soon user, soon.

You just topped the scoreboards with that meme. Hail.

By the way, is it (((pure coincidence))) that not only is a supposed Holla Forumsack promoting TRS days after they got BTFO for telling us that we needed to invite more "good Jews" to the far-right, but he is also quoting the pro-Israel, zionist propaganda outlet Memri.tv?

Actually, checking the follow list any doubt evaporates.
the first account he added was TRS
Followed by other top-level Kosher alt-right persons.

THIS IS A TRS PSYOP
Not saying don't capitalize on it but there is no doubt whatsoever that "Prudence" is working with TRS, the timing is perfect for an attempt at rebuilding credibility.

This is three dimensional chess and their best effort at subverting Holla Forums so far.
TRS must be very very important part of the effort to infiltrate and control Holla Forums.


Checked, but it isn't mine.

Checked a fresh article on one Russian nationalist website and instantly cracked up:

Well what kind of passive aggressive behavior would you expect from that estrogen hoarder? His twitter reads like something you'd get from a 13 year old girl.

This is fresh off the presses from one of their newest podcasts.
Faggots are a bunch of loudmouth idiots.
I've never doxed anyone before but I might start digging on Kike Cohen soon.

How does Cuck Wilson still have a career at all? He has been publicly pissing himself (heh) for a year straight now and there's still retards who listen to him? We really need to put the screws into this loser for good already

It took 12 hours tops for us to notice it.
By the way they're shilling this shit on 4/pol/, too, their astroturf campaign is still in double overdrive there. It's easier to spread the 'muh antifachan is collaboriting with Communists to use the dox Ghoul gave to Antifa' narrative there. Fewer people bother to counter it there, fewer still care.

And?

If this is the case, it's just the SECOND time one of them has owned Wilson so hard he pissed himself.

Use every weapon.

We don't have to start liking them or going there, but no need to try and subvert it. Hell, let's see if we can't get them painted as the target from the lefty backlash so they go full Jew hate.

Use. Every. Weapon.

t. Zon

And TRS are a bunch of cucked faggots who imitated Jewish voices so much that they turned into non-nominal kikes.
Let's fucking gas the degenerate bastards.
FBI, I…
Literally Who

christ

these are the pages

Except the faggot taking credit for it primarily identifies as a Twitter troll with "TRS" in his handle.

Wait, who's the buff naked dude with Putin and Trump?

Your only evidence is that dude following trs accounts when that site is huge and has most of their followers from the chans.
You're retarded if you actually believe what you're saying. Victim complex/10

If you want to shitpost on them, fine. But this isn't the thread for it.

This is the thread where we figure out how to Sue CNN and Buzzfeed out of existence.

the procurer

And do we forget rules one and two? If it turns out that who ever wrote the doc gets included in the libel suit, we may need an
Ebaums for this.

He did say he was talking to a lawyer.

Good one.

we're not going to go back to wasting our time doxing and focusing on TRS when this bombshell just happened, seems a bit suspicious you're trying to draw our attention back to irrelevant shit

I think I missed this part

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Almost as if Jeb is the low energy punisher of all democrats in political hell.

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This.

Use every weapon

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He has TRS in his name.
SLIDE IT

This isn't a bombshell.

Hmm

you're clearly consensus building, you're personally free to waste your time on TRS if you want, just know most of us are going to tell you to fuck off

Dude, this is a bombshell if you think about the fact that he's already talked about using and increasing libel laws. We can use this to Gawker CNN!

another thing, Holla Forums just killed entirely the "muh Russians" narrative with this, so, yeah, it's a bigger deal than fucking TRS

oh so you are that fag

found the original

Exactly. Checking my own digits.

USE EVERY WEAPON!

Ashes and Echoes

UMMAN MANDA

a fucking fanfic from TRS*

How is this not consensus-building?

So do it, faggot, I won't stand in your way.

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Why is the liberal media so fucking retarded?

because it was already a consensus before you few people came along and started bringing up TRS like you do in every god damn thread, it had started to die down lately since the mods finally started doing their jobs and deleting your annoying shitposts

You just answered your own question boopsie.

Holla Forums rarely has a consensus on anything.

Imkampfy and his JTRIG buddies trying to misdirect efforts.

Year of the Fire Cock will not be denied. Burn CNN to the fucking ground with this.

Has the time come to hand out automatic temporary bans for every post that mentions TRS from now on until TRS ceases to exist? Don't worry, it won't last long.

This theory is retarded.

we always come together during happenings, are you an outsider?

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Your dubs say he is. Filter him.

No surprise here.

the fuck is this shit? I suck at figuring out when something is a shoop or not and even I can tell this is BS clear as day

Destructive doesn't even begin to describe you. No matter what, you'll find some way to stir up drama to make up for how worthless you are.



Lurk more

When did 8pol get taken over by faggot that are tsundere for TRS, Jesus Christ its everyday with this shit. We should be out there in the normiesphere countershilling our asses off, instead you faggots are here trying to take responsibility for something you obviously didn't do, because how could you when 100% of the time you're yapping about some other website? I must have missed an exodus, this is straight garbage.

So why are you trying to misdirect us to attack TRS when we can Gawker CNN?

We're under attack by both TRS and kikes who are using TRS against us. Their innate namefag stupidity makes them top-tier useful idiots. A kike only has to act like a TRS poster and never let the TRS meme go.

Not to worry, it's just another strategy that will burn out. TRS will simply become irrelevant. I for one will be happy to see another namefag community go up in smoke.

It's just the new angle that Imkampfy is pushing because rachposting got old, since we could always post her crying face from election night in response.

I don't think anyone here tried to take credit. It's just funny that we spotted this as battle with TRS started to die down.

Ebin, my friends. Simply ebin.

That's because we were distracted.

The Dunning-Kruger stupidity valley at work again.

My sides are now Shoa'd more than any jew has ever been.

We need to start trying to get niggers to ask Trump to Pardon RKelly.

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So why are you trying to get us riled back up at TRS when this is about CNN and Buzzfeed Jews?

Who?

I for one refuse to shill or countershill in any capacity. I only care about the truth, not about shilling for it IRL. Movement-building activity is what your namefag forum is about, isn't it?
Who's taking responsibility? I'm just pointing out this faggot is from TRS and therefore is a namefag.
Yeah, TRShills have ruined the board. You can't disagree with them without them calling you 'muh antifa, muh ironmarch'
for the lulz

kek

Reminder that Trump is a kike plant, surrounded by kikes, appointing kikes (including his kikess daugher and kike son-in-law) to his cabinet out of blatant nepotism and that pro-Trump posts at this point in time are pretty blatantly shillposts.

>>>/bog/

telling people who bring up TRS to stir up dying drama in every thread to fuck off is stirring up drama now

How old are you?

well goddamn

If your shill strength has fallen that far, we've won, chaim.

Don't you mean pet monkey?

Uh, guys?

Instead of poorly trying to defend Holla Forums and becoming a useful idiot for anyone with a subversive agenda, why don't you lurk more for several months until you have some idea of what's going on?

No answer then? Okay. So why can't we use this to Gawker on CNN and Kikefeed?

That's funny. One of your content producers just called us a bunch of butthurt crab-ass faggots in the webm in . Between that and your people blaming our ancestral homeland for this shit instead of letting the media spotlight shine on you (like you claim to want), I see no reason to think that it's dying down. You fags are doubling down. Too bad you can't tell your admins about this conversation without getting banned from TRS!

You're bad at photoshoop. But I wish. If this were the straw that broke the Don's Jew tolerance…

But alas, that is not the case.

kek

Big if true.

Alright, I'm convinced; that shitpost is too good to not be Trump. All of this actually must have happened.

(Self-Checked)

You have been overruled. Check my Hitler Dubs and witness the power of Kek!

#BiggestLibelSuitEver

Ashes and Echoes

Actually that wasn't photoshop you dumb nerd. I just edited the HTML so you're a retard kek. Try it, go his twitter and just search for the text of a tweet and you can edit it to say whatever.

Derp. Right then. Carry on.

You're distracting us with inane bullshit and yet I'm making it easier to subvert us

I don't watch TRS podcasts and never have so I wouldn't know what they say

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I'm not a burger.

Are you a real haxxor??

I have no reason to believe that anything you say is true, though, especially not when I already suspect you of being a TRShill. You'll have to do better than that.

I don't see it on his feed so yeah

Ahh. Well, he pissed on a 14 year old girl.

Checked.

So why can't we use this to pull a Gawker on CNN and Buzzfeed?

believe what you want, you're going to see TRS in everything and you're going to continue to derail threads, mods can look up my post history if they want and compare it to yours and see which one of us is more likely to be a shill. Most people would think it'd be the one who keeps derailing discussion.

Last chance, Shilly…

I think it's a shill. It won't shut up about it, and it won't contribute to the idea of a libel suit.

Point me to a post where someone says that we can't. Point me to another post suggesting a way to 'pull a Gawker on CNN.'

I mean it's a different thing when he names himself TRSPRUDENCE lel. If I had to guess it's bulby's new account.

yeah but it's a non-issue, it's better if some namefag takes credit anyway since it keeps the attention off Holla Forums

Meh. And?

If that means that Bulbasaur pwned Rick Wilson and Buzzfeed, then we use that to take them down. Why is that so hard to understand?

This.

Rules one and two faggots.

Spaniard here, our major press outlets are running this story and airing it on TV as true. I expect the same on most youropoor countries since we've been fed with constant anti-Trump propaganda for months.

archive.is/emGIh

The latest (real) tweet is not the second one and the faked one is not "breaking news just tweeted" but instead two hours old.
Not raging just pointing out the obvious so the next one potentially is better. Not that it matter in this case as the message is not subtle if used against normies.

Did I just time travel back to Xbox Live '08? Also he never proved he did it, just claimed it.

But my point is that it doesn't, because he's giving Holla Forums credit.

Who are 'we?' I don't understand why you think Holla Forums would ever collectively take Gawker to court. Hulk Hogan did it last time, not Holla Forums.

Funny how defamation laws in your country are more severe than ours.

#BiggestLibelSuitEver

And? Who gives a shit if he did it or not. The fact is that the entire thing is a lie, and no matter who leaked it, everyone involved is fucked.

So we use it to Gawker CNN.

'we' on anonymous imageboards mostly refers to "me and everyone else who is new here"

The Hulkster bankrupts Gawker
Trump bankrupts Buzzfeed

MAGA

USE THE MOMENTUM OF THIS TO ATTACK THEM NOW
OPERATION DETAILS HERE
LET'S CAST THE MOST POWERFUL SPELL AGAINST THEM

Whoever the new brand of shill is, they're terrible.

WHATCHA GONNA DOOOO!

Too bad Randy Savage had to Elbow drop Jesus to stop the rapture, or we'd have the Ultra Mega Powers.

Would you accept a golden shower off Trump if doing so was guaranteed to make America great again?

They will flood 4/pol/, which is already pozzed, not us

Looks like the homocaust wasn't thorough enough

TRUMPMANIA!

so, what do you want to do about it and why is it worthy of attention? I already said a while ago I didn't care what you do to TRS only that I wasn't going to bother, so no reason to call me a "TRShill"

Btw the source will be framed as an russian psyop, they know the narrative is wrong. But they will say this is how russia did influence the election.

cap this post, since it's future news.

Gas the Alt Right, flame war now

Like I said, I might start trying to dox Kike Cohen aka Mike Enoch later today. I'm not sure.

Jews are projecting so hard about the scat fetishism lol

go for it, make another thread for it though if you wanna discuss it so we can focus on attacking the lib propaganda arm in this one

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Dude just filter him.

yeah nothing is ever good enough for you, you're really just here to shill like a bitch, you're not going to do shit because you're incompetent and just want someone here to do it for it

done, fucking faggot admitted to being a thread disruptor(ie a shill)

Is there any concrete evidence that this TRS Prudence faggot really rused Cuck Wilson? I saw the screenshots and archives, and while some dates do point to that being possible, I haven't seen anything with substance yet.

Good on you user.

We're going to use this to ruin the Lugenpresse!

There will come a time when we will shut their lying, Jewish mouths for them!

Im proud that Holla Forums here or there seems to be read up on The Art of War. Know your enemy - Trickery and disinfo, knowing that theyd run with it and go off a cliff. Never get tired of winning guys. Even the CIA have been exposed as incompetent now.

Doesn't matter if he did or not. Let him take the fall and the shills will go to TRS.

Do what? You realize that Holla Forums can't file a libel suit against Gawker because of this, right? Holla Forums hasn't been libeled. You post like a retard.

Umman Manda. Midgets in Clownsuits for lyfe

There's not. It's likely Bulbasaur trying to build up a new persona now that he started practicing a tad of OPSEC with a new handle. Just a bunch of larping.

Get on the antifa irc :^)

That would be the ideal situation, but if he's shown to be a liar, wouldn't that weaken the "notorious hacker known as 4chan trolled the CIA" narrative?


I see. My country's press will keep on having a field day with the "#pissgate" story, then. I'm really hoping that concrete evidence of this being just a ruse appears so they'll look as dumb as they looked hours before the election.

I am just too tired of kikes and their ilk undermining all legitimate competition in the world so they can keep winning at nothing. A jew is not an honorable opponent. He can hardly even be called an opponent at all. He refuses to fight unless he knows he can win in advance. There can be nothing more disgusting to a man or an user.

mp4 saved… when did that little nugget get made?

Potentially, but it doesn't matter, because somewhere, somehow, someone got that document.

#BiggestLibelSuitEver

So we get to find out the truth one way or another.

Yeah yeah if Bulby wants any credit he should post proof that it was him. I can help vet the documents so he doesn't leak PII like a sieve. Establishing the user/Rick connection is the most important.

Oh Holy Shit.

McCain was in the middle of it, he admitted it!

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4108960/How-Trump-s-nemesis-John-McCain-kicked-Kremlin-memo-scandal-handing-dossier-FBI-sending-emissary-abroad-collect-it.html

I wouldnt blame Trump if he spent his first month suing everyone. Firstly the Dems for funding those protests.

Wow, it looks like it's the only time in his life that he's ever shown loyalty to a comrade since he sang for commies in the Hanoi Hilton.

Normalfags will never run with this news unless they just hate Trump. Nobody believes it. Propaganda cannot be 100% lies - someone has to buy it. These stories are reaching the point of no longer being believable for anyone.

It's more than that. They've also defamed Russia and are trying to get him and therefor us, to fight them.

It's only fair that as part of our peace negotiations, they get sued and forced to go to the gulag.

What the fuck. Are they going all in with this shit in hopes that it sticks?

Oh, wow - the last connection of that graph is now proven. I hope we can walk all the way to the Anons -> Cuck Wilson connection.

It was either the entirety of MSM goes up in flames as the last of their "credibility" is thrown away as thousands of average americans wake up and see this shit unfolding and see how outlandish it is, or they have a fall guy to try and damage control and walk this embarrassment back.

You can guess what option they went with

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It's the hill he's chosen to die on.

The only time John McCain ever took one for the team.

No user, when your time comes, you won't even need to explore space.

Probably.

your cuck is showing

yeah we can ignore that TRS guy from twitter

kek

And the time would soon come when Holla Forumslacks would shape the fortunes of all.

Interdimensional GoogplexD Chess

get in there

#BiggestLibelSuitEver

>b-but you are evil!
>we're necessary evil

I asked hotpockets to add that hashtag too, I'll hope they will deliver

If not, just start using it anyways. I already have.

Soon we will fold space. Travel without moving.

THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED

You forgot your sleepy negro pic with that one.

MEMES MUST FLOW

Has Infowars mentioned this yet?

The iron is hot.

(Checked)

Not yet, Send it to Alex. He'll get a kick out of it.

Never ever let a situation like this go to waste when you can sell superior filtration products

Forgive me, for I do not have it on this computer. Have the blessed God Emperor meditating on the Guac Question instead.

Isn't filter man extremely popular with the ass-end of normalfags who can't disseminate information for themselves? He would be a good conduit to help undermine this story.

He is. See if you can get him or Paul Watson to cover it more. Whomever gets this Document's source will get more fame than any journalist at the press conference.

If it is the 4chan dude and it was "fan-fiction" then if he can prove it- the fucker needs a medal. Otherwise with the gravity of the lawsuits and possible laws / executive orders / etc. that WILL come from this- that person will always remain a "deep-throat". Unless it was Rick Wilson, then the fucker is simply toast.

Any way it goes down, we win.

Are we starting the Shoah?

Yes. The Fine Rises.

buzzfeed posted ridicilous slander in they eyes of anyone not in on the joke. Holla Forums doesn't need to do shit at this point but wait and hope he sues them.

mfw I type a whole summary of this disproving it, pointing to the sources of it originating from 4chan, how the document is complete bs, a series of infographs on how it spread to intelligence agencies, and then I get this.

HERES THE THING WITH THE KIKES.. THEY INFILTRATE A POPULATION SLOWLY OVER DECADES AND THEN AS THEY SOLIDIFY THEIR CONTROL OF AND IMMUNITY TO THE HOST POPULATIONS ANGER THEY GET COCKY AND DECIDE TO GO FOR BROKE PUSHING THEIR AGENDA. THIS HAS HAPPENED COUNTLESS TIMES THROUGHOUT HISTORY.

AFTER A WHILE THE HOST POPULATION SEES HOW COCKY THEY ARE BEING WITH THE BULLSHIT AND SAY 'ENOUGH IS ENOUGH'. RIGHT THEN IF THE KIKES WOULD COMPLETELY STOP THEIR KIKERY FOR A SHORT TIME AND THEN EASE BACK INTO IT.. A YEAR.. TWO YEARS.. THE POPULATION WOULD FORGET THEY WERE GETTING FED UP WITH THEIR SHIT. BUT THE KIKES DONT DO THAT. WHEN THE KIKES SEE THEIR KIKERY GETTING THWARTED THEY DOUBLE TRIPLE AND QUADRUPLE DOWN IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS OF MANNERS. OFTEN IT LEAVES DECENT MEN SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS 'WHY WONT THEY JUST STOP, WHY WOULD THEY ACTUALLY TRY THIS IDEA THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY THE WORST POSSIBLE ACTION THEY COULD TAKE'


THIS KIKE BEHAVIOR IS THE KIND OF KIKE BEHAVIOR THAT GETS THE NORMALFAGS ON BOARD WITH THE SHOAH.

So can someone post a template for intelligence dossiers? Our next fan fiction would be that much better for it.

Holla Forums agrees that IT'S HAPPENING, and that waifubots are superior to the average 3dpd. However, more mundane topics invite no small amount of disagreement.

kikes are synonymous with addicts. Without a true culture or home, they cannot dial back their activities because they have no central means of enforcing their fellow jews to follow suit. Each kike is an individual opportunist and so can never be convinced to "take a break" for the greater good of kikery.

Shut it down. The Goyim Know.

Digits guide us to truth, but the truth can contradict itself. Why? Because it's funny.

That's a lie.

That cuck is officially a pillar of salt

FFS, let it go, Rick

NO BUT TRUMP CAN YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD. CHRIST GO DIE IN A FIRE.

PRAISE KEK

A lot of us like the more general fashy tunes these guys make, but stop posting the fucking TRS circlejerk ones. Nobody wants to hear about the fucking aut right.

need new thread soon

disregard, wrong thread

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holy shit shut the fuck up it's a video

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mediaite.com/online/no-that-trumprussia-dossier-isnt-an-elaborate-4chan-hoax/

The archive didn't include the link in the tweet, and the tweet's dead now.

Hi Rick.
How long do you think until you commit suicide by shooting yourself 3 times in the back of the head?

Why are liberals such bigots? A person shouldn't be judged on their sexual preferences :^)

I know Trump didn't libel Obama. They think Trump libeled Obama. I'm explaining their mindset.

hey man heroin is a real problem it killed one of my white friends and turned others into complete zombies. the sex wasn't even that good.

So we are supposed to believe that the FSB released documents that incriminate Putin in child-sex acts?

This is a meme I can get behind.

so is mediaite the end all be all news for you user? does their analysis clinch it for you?

Muad'Dib! Muad'Dib! Muad'Dib!

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(checked)
I was searching for that image for months. Thank you user.

Rush talking about cuckchan and Holla Forums right now.
iheart.com/live/ksfo-560-5343/

RUSH TALKING ABOUT POL AND RICK WILSON NOW ON RADIO!!

Talking about user trolled Rick Wilson and how he passed it along.

Kek.

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Honestly, knowing he did this where the Obama's stayed will just help his popularity. Especially amongst the left, as they're desperate to be oppressed and would probably get aroused by this

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radio.com/listen/station/1080-wtic-newstalk/
Rush just did a quick break comparing Rick Wilson to the guy who fed Dan Rather the fake docs about GW Bush going awal from the national gaurd.

One of the more horrifying truths about The Watchman is that all the heroes were fucking nuts EXCEPT for Rorschach and the Comedian.

YES YES YES!!!
MY VERY SPECIFIC WISH CAME TRUE!!!
I WANTED THIS! I ASKED FOR THIS LAST NIGHT! PRAISE KEK!!!
(currently in AZ and hate McCain's guts)

OMG THANK YOU DRUDGE

RUSH SLAMMING MCCAIN RIGHT NAO!!

STORY IS EXPLODING!

Is he any good at ME? From my experience in computer engineering, the people who were any good were all redpilled, and the streetshitters and commies were barely above web dev tier, just able to squeak by in the courses that talked about actual computer science or lower level hardware engineering.

McCain's twitter is gonna blow up, I can feel it

twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/status/819207016136720385

Checked.
Kek heard you, and thought it was funny enough to do.

Agreed
I have personally seen a blue gum get sunburned in TX.

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