Adaptions that Hollywood literally could not make without fucking it up in some major way

I'll start. Warhammer 40K/30K.

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Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Any video game adaption.
Holy shit, it shouldn't be this hard.

The Ratchet & Clank movie could have been good so easily, but they didn't hire the original writers for some fucking reason. Instead, they hired one of the writers of Black Knight and another guy who wrote that shitty TMNT movie from 2007. Pics related.
Only one of the three writers on R&C actually worked on the series before and he wasn't involved in the exact game the movie was based on.

Do studios intentionally try as hard as possible to fuck shit up when it comes to video game movies?

Of all the Chaos God's which one would Hollywood worship most? I think Tzeench.

Slaanesh too.
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How?

the drugs, pedophelia and such would be a good start i'd think.

The only they can make though is remakes and reboots?

I actually liked the 2007 tmnt movie.

I don't think Hollywood could ever adapt anime right. Every time they try it fails miserably.

Do you think it's because they don't understand the tropes, or is it something else?

From the adaptations I've seen I think its because they don't understand the source material at even a basic level and have this urge to dumb it down for an American audience so it comes out as being watered down and paling in comparison to the source material.

This tbh.

Japs can't do it right either

Warcr-

it was better than the current year games

what did they mean by this?

Prime example: Max Payne
Fucking up a playable film noir/John Woo action flick which is the most straightforward adaption requires a load of stupidity.

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Not a native Kraut, but I'm pretty sure that is what is says.

Moomins

Warhammer is trash

Anime adaptaions

Fuck me they must already have sequels planned for this garbage. This shit would've bombed hard if not for China

All true 40K fans know the vast majority of the universe is mediocre genre fiction, but it has a potential too become something more even myth.

it'd probably look something like this

I believe it says

DELETE THIS

no

then post more

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What reaction is this meant to convey?
Disgust? Arousal? Confusion?

Looks like a mix of confusion and disgust to me.

Denial about arousal.

I think of it as "I'm so appalled I'm speechless."

that's all there is as far as I know

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darn

Literally any adaptation of anything.

Into the trash it goes.

Sibling incest or parental incest?

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Imminent cock and ball torture.

So sibling incest?
I don't care much, then.

Wanting to fuck your sister is redneck-tier. The thinking man has an Oedipus complex.

I hate this shit. Change is neutral. It isn't inherently good or bad. It can be beneficial or not it depends how you adapt to it I hate how they worship change as it's inherently good when its neutral.


I kind of liked the Ruroni Kenshin movies.

Silent Hill was alright tbh

Turin did not WANT to fuck his sister, it only sorta happened by no design of his or his sister. When she finally recovered her memory she killed herself.

Remember, Tolkien was a devout Catholic, he would never condone incest as something positive.

Sad but true.

they would make the emperor a nigger

Vulcan defiantly would be.

it was fucking kino you idiot. Were the Thrall-Moses parallels too much for you tiny brainlet head?

vulcan isn't even a nigger he's a salamander there's a difference

Get ready

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if he's involved with them I'm gonna pull the same thing I did with the Doom movie

just don't even watch or think about that shit like it exists at all

ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH TOO WHITE!

HAHA WILL THE CAKE BE A LIE! HAHAHAHA
fucking kill me

Pic related was pretty good, although it was a manga, not an anime.

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From what game's writer said Valve have no fucking idea what they're doing with the series so I doubt it'll get made.

I'll admit that one was pretty good.

Leftists' main obsession has always been change as long as they're not the ones in power, because social upheavals provide them with the chance to go to the top without having to conform to any actual, contemporary standard. Once they are in power they will be obsessed with maintaining the status quo instead.

The ending to the original mango was great because it had massive impact, but the different ending they gave the Hollywood adaptation somehow also felt satisfying. It was one of the rare cases where there's really nothing spectacularly shitty about a Japanese media adaptation by the West to meme about, although there definitely wasn't anything spectacularly good about it either. Emily Blunt was a qt in that one.

IMO this will be the nail in the coffin for Valve, no one will take them seriously as a gaming company anymore

They stopped being a gaming company years ago. Steamdrones will always persist.

killing floor was sweet

That reminds me of some more adaptations.

I just want to see it done for the thousands of neet voices to fall in silence all of a sudden

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Warhammer lore fags: Th…The Emperor **is dead, r…right? He's just a figurehead who, if he was ever alive, is most certainly dead now, right?
I'm pretty sure they're keeping his corpse preserved inside his armor for the rare occasions they actually allow someone to see him.**

Wow, this code completely shat the bed.

Does the alt-leddit literally believe this?

Emps isn´t dead. The webway gate on Terah is still closed, the austronomicom is still on, the Emperor´s tarrow still works, and people are still getting superpowers sometimes.

babbys first scifi movie with exposition garbage. i like cruise but the movie is essentially worthless and artless.

user's were saying it was entertaining and component, not that it was Kino.

But he has been driven completely insane by the warp.

The first half actually had better plot and pacing than the manga but the manga's ending was much better since it made a reasonable amount of sense and forced the protagonists to fight each other against their will.

Don't these idiots realize we've reached the saturation point for this shit. Even if it's an objectively good film(it won't be) it will still bomb horribly.

They're clearly Slaaneshi cultists.

Of course they do, they arent doing shit, most of the team already left.

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If they touch Redwall, I'll riot.

This movie is actually getting made

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The movie was good.

I watch the shit out of that shit

By a semitic looking libshit muh Drumpfie whumpfie no less, judging by his twitter.
Further proof God is dead.
A MGS movie does not need to be made. MGS4 is the fucking Metal Gear movie. If it absolutely needs to be made, let Kojima himself do it, the nip has been sucking so much Hollywood dick anyway to get in with the kikes to make his own movie.

For the most part, yes. Because Videogames were set to overtake movies. Jews were sweating right up until they dominated vidya the same way

80% of the movie would be boring expository dialogue about background information.

Killing floor was done by Tripwire you fool.

They're making a card game for easy shekels.

It's going to be painfully bad, the only reason he still has a job is because he's a kike.

Is it going to be based on 1 of the games, or a standalone? Either way it won't have any fun and will probably skip the spooky dialogue for straight up action.

If you got Tomokazu Fukushima in on it, you have a chance of something good.

Not really. He just lost his connection to mortality. The body and throne are mere anchors.

It's the imperium that needs to let him die so he can reincarnate.

I'll kill you m8, I for one thank the lord that this is too obscure to ever be made by Hollywood

Konami owns the rights to Metal Gear. Don't even get why they would work with hollyjew when they are going all out on the pachinko machines.

There was a animated tv series that wasn't bad.

WoW

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Really?

They're Chaos Undivided fags like the Word Bearers, they worship all the gods

get a load of this nerd

I'm actually okay with this. I don't think there's a way to make The Silmarillion into a good movie. It doesn't work like an adventure book, but is more similar to a history one. Maybe if it was an animated series…

They are fucking manipulators like Tzeentch, reveling in their own degregration like Nurgle, practice blood rituals and promote niggers killing helping Khrone and I don't need to explain Slaanesh

fuck jj abrams

The people involved also don't want to do a faithful adaptation since they want to make a name for themselves.

Preacher.

What, too soon?

bump

fuck you

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Several films?

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Making a Bioshock movie is easy, the first half is a trainwreck and the second a gay porno

But Japan did that already and there were no lolis.

I was going to argue but wat

I feel thirsty

I don't think it would make a good movie because it relies on the twist and player interactivity which works for a videogame not a movie.

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(((Hollywood))) cant even make a decent Star Wars movie and that writes itself.

The jew and the tranny.

You are now aware those "empowered femi" bitches owe everything about their existence to big strong men with guns, both things they absolutely despise. If they tried this horseshit in a society not protected by valorous men they'd be raped into oblivion.

1.Why is she so cute?
2.Would you give her a kissu?
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Hollywood can't do ANY adaptation right. A better question would be to name an adaptation they did do right.

F.E.A.R. video game series.

You dumb shit, in the movie it explains that the weapon was ordered specifically by frustrated housewives to the supercomputer to do exactly that.


The movie was okay, but it had to much of a plot going on, it wasn't absurd enough.

Deux Ex

Who is this cumdump?

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It's pretty much an adaptation of Seance, Ringu and Hong Kong action kinos such as Hard Boiled, A Better Tomorrow and The Killer already.