How To Become A Chad

After all the drama lately I figured we could use a change of pace. And what could be a better change of pace than a self help/improvement thread?

Point simple women don't know what they want. They claim to like nice guys and walks on the beach, but they really want chads who will prolapse their asshole. So how can shy introvert guys embrace their inner Chad or as I like to call them Ubromensch. Mind you before proscribing going to the gym and wearing nice clothes, you got to realize while they help they aren't the end all be all. You could look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime, but if you're still a socially awkward autist you'll never approach women or your future wife.

Why do you keep making chad threads you low T cuck?

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Chad Nationalism is a TRS thing. It seems they are still here trying to force their will.

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I'll bite. How do I Chad?

This is my first thread on the subject. I just figured it would be beneficial to me and others.


Even so that doesn't mean I'm TRS. I'm just using a well known meme so a more broader audience gets what we're talking about.

1) Need big muscles, so lift

2) Need testosterone, so lift and watch what you eat, avoid xenoestrogens

3) Go outside and socialize. You aren't going to be socially graceful and fully comfortable chatting with girls and other people you hardly know if you spend your life in your basement or bedroom. Chads are extroverts like Donald Trump, they have so much experience dealing with people that doing so is second nature.

Cheged

TRS GO HOME

lol this place is hopeless. These people are essentially /r9k/ nationalists.

Literally just start lifting until you have a decent physique, read a few books to sharpen your social skills, and just start interacting with people outside of Mongolian cave painting forums, it's not that fucking hard.

t. Former /r9k/ beta

Get out faggot.

Oh I guess I should of been clearer. I'm not proscribing any self or any mindsets (especially gorilla ones), I'm just trying to strike a Holla Forums approved self improvement philosophy.


It's easy to say go talk to people, but besides small talk it would be hard to strike up a full blown conversation.

So it's a pro fag thing. Figures

You can't become a Chad, you are either born Chad or not.

We're already about self improvement here. Most users are lifting and learning tangible skills in preparation for the DotR.

Just do martial arts.

It's not easy to run a marathon but you're never going to be able to to do so if you don't try running at all.

Wouldn't you say dating and marriage is important as well? We as a race need to start breeding, even more so that share our views.

Yeah these pricks never learn.

Eurofag here, what's a Chad?

is gud

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Kill yourself, TRS.

Worthless thread then, no?

Sure, but those things occur as a secondary effect of becoming a man. If you're lifting you'll boost testosterone, if you're learning tangible skills you'll gain confidence in your own utility and competence. Those things combined have the effect of seriously lowering anxiety, which helps you interact with other people.

Just remember: if you're a fit, healthy, and productive man then you're worth ten of any limp-wristed hipster faggot.

Besides lacking a question mark as opposed to a period, I never implied I knew how to become a Chad. I made this thread for me as much as others.

Just practice, contain your sperg and communicate, have confidence and make moves, remember physical contact is essential and you have to take risks to establish that contact.

Nevermind I found it on Urbandict, a Chad is a douchebag.

A stereotypical douchebag asshole/jock/frat boy/ with an ego the size of the planet, who needs a swift roundhouse kick to the jaw, ala Chuck Norris style (though if actually issued by Norris, this punishment may be too extreme, even for a chad). Basically, they think they're the best at everything, love to talk shit, and are a general nuisance in every way possible.

A chad is somewhat easy to sight, as they're everywhere, but the only way to know for sure is to talk to/observe one. They typically dress in a similar manner to a "bro", though are not in fact bros. They either wear the latest fashionable clothing from big brands, or highly expensive graphic tees, most likely of the MMA (Mixed martial arts) variety. They most likely sport a tribal tattoo, or something of the like. They most commonly drive V6 Mustangs, S10 pickup trucks, or crotch rockets.

Chads can be found in large numbers at Frat houses, local hipster bars, and nu metal concerts (which are obviously real metal shows…). They often travel in groups of a few, but can be found in swarms at these establishments. Other than being cocky and talking shit, other popular pastimes of chads include, but are not limited to: beer pong, racing hondas, UFC, and blasting nu metal on their stereo because they think it makes them look like a badass.

Again, not to be confused with the bro, who may or may not share some of these characteristics, but is actually cool, and therefore, is ok to hang around with.
Dude 1: Dude, this bar is totally full of chads tonight, what gives?
Dude 2: It's $1 Bud Light Night. Don't you know? They only like light beer.
Dude 1: Meh, screw this. Let's go somewhere else and grab a pitcher of Newcastle.
#douchebag #asshole #prick #dipshit #jackass

Fuck off, TRS

Unless you want more doxxing in which case by all means keep pushing your retarded ideas here.

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Your chad nationalism is faggotry not everybody wants to adhere to some high school jock. I know plenty of ranchers and farm boys who'd whoop chads ass.

I don't have any intention of being a philandering faggot, thanks.

How many skinny fat weaboos would kick Chad's ass?

This is why I don't browse Holla Forums as often. If you're not TRS you're FBI, CIA, Antifa, COINTELPRO, or a Jew.

Why don't you cut that on down to not coming here at all, Herschel?

Is that what you want to portray us as? That is a very interesting set of words you used.

How do you expect Holla Forums to grow if you turn everyone away?

Thanks for the concern!!!

We're experiencing a relatively heavy load of high-intensity shilling right now, so people are on edge. Best to simply stick to the topic at hand and ignore the shit flinging.

If you haven't noticed there is so much COINTELPRO here, for real, not just people trolling. Right leaning groups are always infiltrated because they are so (((dangerous))) so you have to call people out if they go outside the lines of acceptable discourse or kikery.

Funniest thing is how normies never know if this board is serious or not, it is, it isn't. More importantly none of that matters.

Quality over quantity.

was he called the kid cuz he acted like a kid, aka was retarded?

Right as Holla Forums wasn't always the number one board.


Not everyone is from the Mid West or lives out in the country. People on the coasts need their own identity.

So I was able to go from introverted and literally scared of girls to pretty outspoken and actually feeling the need to talk to girls and wanting to talk to hot girls I see. I don't want to type out the whole process since it's long but if you have any specific questions feel free to ask.

WTF OP? I knew you were a baseless degenerate reprobate faggot, but to shit on lifting? In your own fucking Chad thread no less?

Image related for everyone who actually wants to make gains. Lifting will change who you are inside and out.

Nice hacker digits, ruskie. When did you start lifting?

Exactly lifting doesnt just make you look better, it helps boost test and make you more confident

I started about a year and a half ago, went from 135 pounds to 160 without gaining much fat at all. /fit/ helps if you know what advice is real and what advice is a meme plus I was in a weight training class at my school for some which was good for building the discipline that I needed to not slack off at all while working out.

Just stop lad you are embarrassing yourself.

Learn to read. I never said lifting wasn't important, but there's more to self improvement then going to the gym.

Please create a Chad for dummies giide, even short or greentexted, we desperatly need it

Also body weight exercises? Kill yourself my dude.

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

White Nationalist


White Supremacist

Nothing wrong with body weight exercises. Fewer shekels for the merchants and you'll still get swole. What's not to like?

I mean I could go on but is there a point you'd like to make?

We get it. You fucked up and married a gook.

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Those noob gains are pretty great. Even lifting for a year will give you a huge boost. Nice to hear, bro. Glad you've got your confidence up. I'm just gonna go ahead and assume the other part of your program is forcing yourself to talk to women, because that's ultimately the best way. Practice.

You won't get as swole without free weights and forty to fifty bucks a month isn't that much. Besides not every gym owner is a kike.


They're all good exercises, but should be added to a weight lifting program.

How about no

You words exactly:

Agreed, but the absolute fundamental for men is to get their T levels back to normal. You can do all the easy stuff you want (read, talk, post about improving) but it won't amount to shit until you start to lift.

No fap + no porn + lifting + yoga + meditation is the basic stack for anyone actually interested.

No they really don't. If you do those things along with running then you would be set. You don't need to bulk up most soldiers aren't overly muscular. It's about quickness and deadliness.

Well that didn't warrant telling the man to kill himself. Clearly you'll get faster gains with free weights, but calisthenics will still get you your noob gains and get you to an appropriate baseline. Beyond that turning into a meat titan isn't essential.

Isn't a lot of yoga pozzed though? Also how would one into mediation?


Not wanting to achieve bear mode by doing whatever it takes. Disappointing.


I was only joking. Are you sure it isn't essential?

Anything newage is pozzed, go back to the shit Patanjali was doing.


In fact, just go check out /yoga/.

You don't even need weights tho. What you need is a combo of martial arts such as wrestling, boxing and lets say muay thai(you can opt this out for something else).

I don't want to achieve that. Myself I'm 6'2 240 and I want to start slimming down for agility reasons.

Ok well if you don't feel confident at all a great place to start is working out. If you don't have the money to go to a gym do bodyweight exercises. For help on those just go on YouTube they have different kinds for all strength levels. has no idea what he is talking about.

Once you start seeing yourself get bigger you will start to feel more confident and that along with the boost in test you get will help you talk to girls.

When you see a girl you are into, you have to literally force yourself to go and talk to her. If you have classes with her a good thing to do is to start talking to her about that class and act like you have no idea what you are doing, once you talk to her a couple times you can ask her for help just to get her number or the chance to spend more time with her. From there you have to train yourself to think quickly so you can be able to think of different things to talk about other than school. If you think of something while nobody is talking just say it, saying something stupid is always better than awkward silence especially if it makes her laugh.

Something that helps a little is to stop jacking off or not jack off as much. I know it sounds stupid but it works because when you get horny you are more likely to go talk to a girl since your mind wants something to fuck. You have to get masturbation out of your head and relate that need to women. Thats why chads are so sucxesfull because they have sex and realte hornyness to hitting on women, not jacking off. So instead of just going and jacking off, they find a girl to try and hook up with. If you aren't an underage kid then a good place to practice in Tindr. Talk to girls and get a feel for how y are supposed to interact with them. After all you don't know those girls personally so who cares if you get rejected or act like an autist, just move on to the next match you get.

You have to look alpha as well, try to refrain from putting your hands in your pockets, looking at the ground, or being too stiff. NEVER slouch or look beta by avoiding eye contact with people. You have to get it in your mind that you are an alpha and you are better than everyone. You have to stand up straight and just look 100% comfortable wherever you go.


I may add more to this later I have to go eat. If anyone has a problem with something I said or a question tell me because this is all off the top of my head so I may have worded something badly or not explained it well.

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Exactly. I just posted this
For another user about women. But it sucks now that I'm not making as much gains as I was when I started and it really sucked coming back from Christmas and getting DOMS like crazy lol

Thanks fam.


I eventually want to get into martial arts.

But aren't you considered bear mode at 240?

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He sticked a finger in his eye?

Fuck off race mixing scum.

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Yes I'm a big guy I get that but what I'm getting at is agility is what I like I remember being 180 and moving very quick now I'm just dealing heavy blows.

There are no rules in fighting.

Like all white men don't deserve a harem of Asian QTz.

Compared to me and most people here. :^)

I have some recomping to do, but I really am considering going bear mode. Sure it be nice to be strong and fast, but if I had to choose one I'd choose balls to the wall to strength.

How is mixing with races that are on a par with whites comparable to breeding with double digit IQ niggers?

It isn't, east asians (not SEA monkeys) are our equals.

Be sure to eat right and do at lest 30 minutes of cardio 3 times a week, gassing 6 gorillion kikes is hard work.

Also so you don't die of a heart attack in your early 40s


Filtered and reported.

This is me now.

Have you considered growing a beard or getting a Bane mask?

East Asians are not our equals. They're close, but they still aren't white. Especially not chinks.

I don't like beards anymore because of hipsters. I keep a clean face and an undercut. I haven't thought about a bane mask. I grew up bailing hay and moving round bales by hand so weights I really don't need. I want our lads to be quick and deadly.

Get /fit/ you worthless neet. You have no excuses as to why you shouldn't be an overman.

And yes that is a Kabar.

Turns out it was made by Greeks, or at least by Chinese potters being taught and overseen by Greeks.

I was just saying how Chad Nationalism is inherently a TRS term.

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Because your offspring have a higher chance of being violent psychopaths. Race mixing increases risk of mental illness or physical handicap as the races become more distinct.

Guys, I joined a boxing gym about a year ago. Guys, It's great. Get /fit/. Do it. Also: there are tones of Muslims and other immigrants/refugees at these places, getting fit and learning how to fight. Do you really think it's "just a hobby" to these people? Get /fit/ or get killed by muslims.

I wonder who wants to shit up Holla Forums ? it's pretty hazy…

How about instead of throwing around stupid accusations we talk about self improvement?

Read some fucking books for starters. Here's a few off the top of my head:

Rules for Radicals - (((Saul Alinsky)))
Mein Kampf - Adolf Hitler
The Patton Papers (vol. 1 and 2) - Martin Blumenson
The Quran - Some Goat Fucker (YES READ IT KNOW THY ENEMY YOU STUPID FUCKS)
The Talmud - See above

Also, eat healthy, lift, run, etc. It's not hard.

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If you don't mind me asking, where are you from?

Elliot Rodgers targeted chinks. How is that a bad thing?

Mongoloids are not even close to on the same level as us kike, have fun creating self hating half breed kids that are too white to fit in with the asians and too asians too be white.

Good.
I know this but they will never be on the same pace as the White man.
Okay well I wasn't negating from the fact this thread is good Im just stating that TRS uses these terms inherently.

They will never be on the same level as us, but even a lion can be infested with worms and die. Make ourselves stronger, it is what sets us apart from them: we seek to ascend, while they wallow in the mud and fear their dark god

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Indeed so. My eyes will always gave upon the black sun.

gaze*

Not an issue if it's a girl, just abort the male fetuses.

Go ahead and get yourself a Taiwanese whore.
While you're a work she's at the gym looking for a guy like me to fuck. I hope you enjoy raising your wife's son.


The only cardio you need is a fat ass girl.

"Chad Nationalism" is pure autism. I'm pretty sure it's just a way to explain your homosexual feelings towards closeted faggot Dicky Spencer.

Is it just me or does he look a little like young/skinny CWC?

What the fuck is this retarded shit? Did the newfags took over Holla Forums?

fug

That's a rare spencer lad. Is this from an implicitly White toga party?