Film about Roman invasion of Britain with based blacks

Were Africans even allowed to serve in the Roman army?

People always forget how long the Celt-Roman battles waged on for and how the Romans were never fully successful in conquering them all. Scotland and Ireland remained their own for a long time.

So fucking stupid.

Why not? North Africa was filled with Roman settlements.

You mean niggers? Yes, foreign auxillaries were commonly utilized, but dragging negros up to Britain in the prevalence BBC fetishist would want to depict would have been ludicrously logistically inefficient.

HOL UP
You be sayin' we wuz Romans 'n shiet?

North Africans were pretty not Sub-Saharan niggers though.

That was the point of the post.

HOL UP

>see the name Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus

Speaking of which:

Ireland was never conquered by the Romans at all, for what it's worth. Beyond commercial and, when the empire was Christianised, religious influence, there's not a lot of evidence to suggest that the Romans set foot there very often (and they certainly weren't permanent residents, in any case). There are debates over whether or not there were a handful of Roman exploratory expiditions in Ireland, but that's about it.

Ireland stronk

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The Romans conquered Scotland twice and never settled it because they didn't consider it valuable in any sense

This is a video from the UK today.

I can't watch vid b/c OP was a fucking dumbass who didn't make a webm. But, ARE YOU SAYING THEY REALLY MADE SCIPIO AFRICANUS A NEGRO? THIS REALLY TICKLES MY AUTISM

Dey statues wuz blek son he wuz a blek mang

I'm not mad. I'm just dissapointed

it's okay, the british more than made up for the oversight later.

;_;

Also, daily reminder that Cromwell did nothing wrong.

ebic

they should get the big dog to do a cameo as a Roman soldier

Didn't the Romans do shit like human sacrifice too? You know when they weren't busy buggering little boys up the arse.

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How's being slowly fuck to death by the muzzies while your government won't even let you have spoons and bike wheels to defend yourselves with treating you? You English bastards!

Ireland at the time was such a harsh country to live and prosper in that the vast majority of invaders couldn't hack it.

why? it's not like the climate was that different then, and there's plenty of farmable land in Ireland

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“But Ireland comes near being the best land that is known to man…”
— ‘Konungs skuggjá’ (‘The King’s mirror’), translated by Laurence Marcellus Larson, 1917: archive.org/details/kingsmirrorspecu00konuuoft

sounds swedish

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Old (West) Norse actually – Old West Norse was spoken in Norway & Iceland, while Old East Norse was spoken in Denmark & Sweden.
They are very similar though.

but why did an ancient Norwegian write about Ireland?

It was written as an educational book to the young future king of Norway, and amongst other things, the book lists up some of the nearby countries that were important to trade and the like, and it goes on describe them and what riches can be found there, as well as a general description of the land and the peoples and animals.

Also, the Vikings founded Belfast, so there’s long been a connection between Scandinavia & Ireland.

interesting. they should talk about that stuff in high school history class instead of stupid shit like the founding fathers.

Is this the state of the education system in Bri'n?

Rome varied from emperor to emperor.
Rome was an interesting place.

Jokes on you, all I learned about was how Romans kept bread under their helmets, 1066, Henry VIII, gunpowder plot, WW1 and the holocaust. It was pretty shit so I'm self educating. Outside of the colloseum, I haven't read much about humans killed unless it was against society or the law. Only example was some priestess buried alive thinking they caused a volcanic eruption by not being virgins.

The U.K. is shit, it's actually why the prospect of WW3 with N Korea doesn't bother me.

I knew he wrecked Hannibal, but hadn't read that. Sounds great. Any specifics?
They miss out all the cool stuff and just focus on the degenerates, even though we have great Romans who fucking despised them, and who had solid belief systems.
Still Cicero will still be my favourite, even if Scippio is based. Unless he also had a diary or something talking about his beliefs and values, but Cicero has great rhetoric to back himself up.

Dublin as well, I believe. The history of vikings in Ireland is interesting. Even when they got booted out of the island at the Battle of Clontarf you had some Norse soldiers fighting alongside Boru against the vikings & Mac Lir. There was also a pair of Norse brothers that fought on opposite sides of the battle too.

The life of Brian Boru and his family in general reads like a ready made film script tbh.

Why are black British folks look smaller and tend to have smaller dicks than black Americans?

Met enough niggers to really compare height and dick size?

To the south was bogs and marshland with narrow walkways that were invisible unless you knew exactly where to step, to the west was rocklands that growing enough for a large amount of people wasn't really possible, so it was mostly small clans. The weather is really erratic and will change quickly and frequently, so when people made their way over, the only ones that had the life experience were the Norse, and they got on pretty well for the most part.

Because you watch too much gay porn

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a few years later

Slavery was a eugenics program for physical characteristics, essentially. Also a few of the slave owners probably had jungle fever, too.

And Hadrian's wall wasn't to protect the Romans, but to stop the savages from benefitting from Roman infrastructure while jumping the border when the time came to pay taxes.

Less growth hormone in the food.

Less white admixture.

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t. Donaldus Trumpus

Well the Romans did kill off like a third of their population all because they were still butthurt that the Celtics raided Rome back in it's infancy.

wut

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wrong picture, but yes, rome was sacked by the gauls in 390 bc
i was looking for the english wikipedia article but there is none for some reason, perhaps because burgers simply can't into history

white would go to prisom asap for this.

ITT: Right-wing SJW tears

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