Holla Forums, I look like a long haired, degenerate hipster faggot. I bet if you passed me in the streets, you would think I was some leftie of sorts and not a nationalist. Help me fix myself for new year.
I have a diamond/reverse triangle headshape. Any advice or inspo you can post for me?
Ayden Reyes
Try using a woodchipper
Justin Sullivan
Whats your heritage?
Colton Ortiz
It's really that easy.
Jayden Walker
Just cut it yourself.
Robert Anderson
1) google "hitler youth haircut" 2) save a few photos to present to the barber 3) kill yourself for making such a gay thread
Luis Howard
Just go to the gym if you look like a degenerate hipster faggot. If you look weak (or fat) you could always be mistaken for a leftist. And no, I am not telling you to go full BB/supplements-everyday mode. Just strive to improve yourself. A haircut only takes 30 min and lasts some weeks. You could basically just try until you find a good one.
Connor Walker
No you look like a cancer patient. The proper hair cut is a number 1 or 2 up the sides and back, blended to a 2 or a 3 on top depending on what you chose for the bottom.
Julian Barnes
German, Prussian if you want more precise.
what does that even mean?
I actually am already going to the gym. Started last month.
what the fuck do those numbers mean?
William Young
They mean which guard to use when using clippers. A number 1 is 1/8th of an inch. Your barber will now exactly what they are.
Jace Morgan
I am from Germany. We don't use inches.
Dylan Brown
How many millimeters your hair should be. So shorter on the side, taller at the top.
Xavier Fisher
I'm sorry Holla Forums I know that I fit the look we don't want to go for but otherwise I'll just look like a sad dinosaur man
Brayden Anderson
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Jeremiah Ortiz
Great. Just remember that it's a marathon, and that you probably won't do everything right in the beginning. Also watch the shoulder joints. (no bump because i have a feeling people might get angry soon)
Aiden Robinson
Well I dunno wtf they call them in Germany, just do the conversion. I did a quick google search and apparently in Germany you can just ask or the exact millimetre, so a number 4 is literally 4mm. So that means an american #1 haircut is equivelent to roughly 3mm, a 2 would be 6mm, and so on. Work from that.
Nathan King
I know we aren't on Holla Forums, but that game is something only leftist normalfags play.
Jose Robinson
Keep your hair short, but don't do anything faggy with it. No hairstyle. No dye.
Matthew Reyes
that looks really good
are there any type of people who can't pull this off?
thanks bro, I think I might actually go for it
But I want to put the fash back in fascism.
Oliver Gonzalez
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Aaron Howard
Are you stupid? A big part of the National Socialist aesthetic is having a nice haircut.
Mason Torres
That's character's nose, lips and beard = ala snackbar.
Carson Diaz
Do it. Its the same cut you get in the military after boot camp stops making you shave it to a 0. Very masculine. From there you can whatever you want but keep it short on the bottom no matter what. Search "military hair cut" on google images for good examples.
Grayson Edwards
I don't give a shit. I keep my hair leveled and clean-cut. Most people with a haircut these days look like faggots.
Jace Jackson
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Jayden Collins
+ pic related
he would look much better if he reduced his bodyfat to hopefully get rid of his fatty hamsterface
Ayden Fisher
If you have long hair, you won't look like a leftist faggot if you get buff. If this is too big of a time investment for you and you wanna look like a non-leftist right now, just go to the barber's and just cut it all off until it becomes short, don't fuck around with any hairstyle bullshit because most of the time you'll look like shit.
Grayson Flores
The top is TOO LONG, it looks way better when the hair at the top is 2 to 3 inches long
Cooper Bell
Just get an Ivy League cut. The standard SS cut has been appropriated by gays and nu-males. I generally refer to it as the "faggot flip."
Isaac Martin
I said nowadays you fucking moron.
William Ortiz
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Julian Jackson
If you already look like a fat faggot a haircut won't help you. You can do the 1 clipper size cut when you're older and balding, but it looks lazy and untermensch-y when you're young.
The best aesthetic change a person can make is being in shape. The haircut comes after your body is respectable.
David Perry
maybe looking like a leftist faggot was an overstatement
but I still look fairly ridiulous imo
I also don't like it, because it reminds me of my teenage years and when waitresses when I was out on holidays either mistook me for a girl or made fun of me in that way.
he looks good imo
this is literally my thought process as to why I hold off on going to the barber
not sure if that is a good idea tbh
Liam Gutierrez
TL;DR - getting fit is more important than thinking about haircut.
Nolan Nelson
Gtfo
Charles Hughes
He looks like a leftist faggot.
Social norms are good and exist for a reason. Having long hair or dying it in a strange color means you're just stuck in your teenage rebellion phase.
Justin Hernandez
Spend the $30 you would've spent on a nice haircut on a gym membership. It's incredible looking back at how my face/jaw looked before I started lifting and after. If I had gotten a SS officer cut back then I would've looked like a retard. Not to mention being in shape changes your skin, your circulatory efficiency, and makes you generally more respectable because muscles have to be earned.
William Morgan
That faggot has a shitty cut, the "isle" of long hair shouldn't be so wide and the sides are cut too short. Plus he doesn't take care of his hair and is fat. No wonder he looks like a degenerate.
Connor Cook
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Easton Ward
Sure, but priority of actions. It takes under 20 minutes to cut your hair, it will take you at least 6 weeks in the gym to see yourself changing. Cut your hair. It will piss you off in the squat rack unless you put it up and look like a woman anyway.
Aaron Lewis
This is true. Self-improvement should be the goal. You'll wander into a barbershop of your own accord eventually, but the iron takes many kept appointments.
Camden Turner
More like 6 years. And just few months to see yourself instantly losing all the gains.
Brody Stewart
you know, assuming you're a fat fuck, try the goering cut.
Caleb Morris
No it fucking wont you faggot, tie it at the end and stick it down the back of your shirt.
Asher Morris
He said these days and he isn't wrong. I have a cringe reaction whenever I see a nice SS cut because ever since a few years ago the only people whom I've seen that have it are hipster nu-male faggots who ruined the look
I've had long hair for about 12 years now, ever since my late teens and nobody ever mistook me for a girl because I've always had a masculine build and I also used to wear leather jackets all the time, don't take it the wrong way though, just because I have long hair doesn't mean I want all men to have it. Look at yourself in the mirror, imagine if you had a respectable physique right now and then see if you'd still look like a pushover with long hair, if yes - cut it off.
Brayden Powell
for obese people, try the FATCUT
Cooper Butler
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Brandon Russell
Goering got so eternally BTFO in The Man In The High Castle.
Thomas Gutierrez
If you're a fatfuck, your primary concern should be your mantits, not your greasy hair. Get in shape then worry about what lays above your 18 lbs of chin fat.
Jack Hill
checked.
Kevin Mitchell
Arthur Maxon is a kike, he is modeled after his voice actor Derek Phillips, who is also a kike (western Ashkenazi).
Easton Baker
dumping images of Holla Forums
no but seriously, if one here is fat, work the fuck out.
John Fisher
Checked. If I was making NSDAP uniforms I wouldn't make any size above large. I don't who's out there making 3XL brownshirts.
Hudson Sanders
Depends, if a person looks like skeletor going in there, and starts eating 2500 calories a day and lifting a few times a week you will see improvement very quickly. If you are fat then I have no experience. The fear of losing my progress is what keeps me going.
Leo Wilson
Short haircuts are the symptom of lower-middle or proletarian class taste.
National Socialism was a lower-middle class movement which took in some of the negative aspects of communism.
Lucas Turner
my man, you just proved that "neo-nazis" are officially, without any doubt, a controlled ops, because whoever is making them, are definitely not "aryans" that I can tell you.
jews obviously.
Christopher Collins
I used to have long hair. It was a bitch to deal with, it needs constant care. In the end i started hating it anyway, its not worth it. You have to be a huge attention whore to get used to have a long hair or long beard.
John Torres
how to look good with long hair;
- make sure you are a manlet - work out 24/7 to harden your ass - have italian hairstyle - learn how to dance - never shave and try to have as much body hair as possible
Evan Sanders
Shave it all off and don't waste time on effete things like hair styles.
Luis Wright
My hair is slightly curly, so if I grow it out long, it goes sort of into a ball (no I'm not a mudblood I have blue eyes and I'm very white)
Wondering what haircut type there is for types like me, that look aesthetic yet fashy
Dylan Lee
Its not a bad game. Though it does get boring after a while.
Kayden Miller
semiteblood
Ryan Bailey
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Michael Collins
this tbh. plus nu-males have kind of appropriated the under cut tbh fam. and believe me most of you niggers don't look the guys in these pics
Oliver Peterson
Body type, facial shape all of that come into account. I am fit endomorph with a squad jaw and very masculine features and so my hair is similar to Richard Spencers but if I was rake thin and mesomorphic I'd look like Max Landis.
Don't show us your picture, but where are you on the scale and I might be able to help as someone who adores faschy fashion
Brandon Ramirez
The only fashy solution is a big ass afro.
Jace Turner
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Anthony Anderson
Yeah, this is true.
How to get the best looking haircut: Workout A: Squat 3*5 Bench Press 3*5 Deadlift 1*5
It all depends on you having a good face and your hair being good. Use your common sense for what looks shit or not (afros, hippie braids, dreads, that kinda trash).
See . It all depends on your face, and if you have a very good one, you can pull off just about anything.
Hudson Rodriguez
I see that everywhere these days. It's popular with faggots and hipsters
Hudson Allen
I can confirm this.
we need an alternative haircut.
Jacob Fisher
the only acceptable hairstyle
Parker Evans
There is only one haircut solution.
A final one.
Whatever you get, see it through to the end, user.
Easton Reyes
I just get a classic parted haircut with a fade. I recommend it. Never goes out of style and it looks sharp.
Jacob Morgan
my hair doesn't really have a parting line
Daniel Allen
try this then.
Mason Lee
I miss having long hair.
Jose Collins
It doesn't really stand either. My hairs too fine for that.
Lot like his really.
Connor Davis
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Dominic Baker
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Camden Mitchell
I went with a number four on the sides and back, and left it thrice as long on top. I have wavy hair though, so I can mess it up and it still looks nice. Everyone I know has told me how great it looks.
The numbers represent clipper lengths. A one or two is going to give you a cut like Maxon's there on the sides and back, and a two or three on top is going to be maybe half an inch. My sides and back are a four, and it's around an inch.
Make an XL but keep the waist tapered. I wear a large shirt at work, and it's barely enough room for my shoulders. I'm starting to fill out now, but I'm still a relatively trim person.
Same here. Get a number four on the sides and back, and leave it longer on top. Not super long, only about two or three times as long. Get some gel when you get out of the shower, and then fuck it up a little bit on the top. You want it laying a little flat near the back of your head and sticking up and being messy near your brow. Imagine the faggot in pic related, but with hair on the sides and back. Short hair, but hair nonetheless.
Possibly, but he could just have some Frenchie in there, like me.
David Barnes
Neither does mine. Just get yourself a nice comb and comb your hair while it's wet. Mind your callicks. Figure out the best side to part your hair and where the part should be. Use a mirror for the front and for the back of your head. Blow dry or leave wet and put product in your hair. Decide whether you want a matte or glossy look and get the appropriate hair product
Logan Sullivan
Everyone ITT seems to be focusing on aesthetics. How about we talk about costs for a second? Around here a haircut will cost you around $30. Assuming that you get a haircut about every month you're looking at over three hundred dollars a year just lopping your hair off. Conversely a good set of clippers will last you several years and cost you around a hundred bucks. They don't need to be professional grade since you'll use them a huge order of magnitude less than any barber. However they do need to slice through your particular hair like butter which has a lot to do with blade geometry. I acquired several clippers cheap at yard sales and only kept the pair that works best for me.
As far as actually cutting your hair goes you're going to have to get a feel for it and not be afraid to ask a friend to touch up the back of your head for you until you get good. Also if you ever fuck up too bad you can bring it all down to a two or whatever and try again next month I've been cutting my hair for about five years now and I'd say about nine haircuts in ten I don't miss a spot. Two on the sides and four on top is pretty standard but a bit short for my tastes. I prefer a three on the sides so that if I have a scalp pimple it isn't painfully obvious. I also do a short duck butt in the front.
Good luck.
James Bell
How do you comb your hair like that? If I did that my hair would just return back to straight in 2 hours from the wind outside
Do you change the color of your hair or what? my haircut is usually $15
Grayson James
I don't comb it. I told you, I have wavy hair. I take a bit of gel when it's still wet from the shower (just a bit on the ends of your fingers, don't want too much) and then you just fuck it all up until it looks decent. It takes practice, and sometimes it just doesn't work. If your hair is short, wind shouldn't bother it too much. I live in a valley, and it's never really an issue. The idea is for your hair to be messy (because fuck trying to tame wavy hair) so it shouldn't be an issue anyways. I wear a toque half the year, and then I just fuck it back up when I take the toque off.
Jaxon Garcia
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Tyler Cox
I second the clippers. If you have a wife or gf you can show her how you like it cut and it becomes something she can do for you regularly.
Mason Cooper
Thank God for that eh? The stylings of an aristocracy grown too decadent, and exuding incompetence, deserve the toilet.
Justin Clark
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Isaiah Collins
Go to the local barber shop and get it cut short.
Joshua Peterson
I'm assuming you're taking the piss but facial shape, body type and what not are crucial to how it'll look. Its the same thing as a neckbeard in a suit vs an average guy or a ripped guy in a tanktop vs a twiglet.
If you're not taking the piss, my bad
Dylan Reyes
Why not up it to 5x5 (leaving the DL to 1x5 of course), if that's the only exercise you get? (Stronglifts way)
Connor Price
I was joking, but I do believe powerlifting makes people better looking, whatever their hair cut.
People generally get better results on Starting Stength than Strong lifts. Starting Strength is designed by a based texan (Mark Rippetoe) with decades of experience in weightlifting. He runs his own gym in Wichita falls, Texas. Mehdi (strong lifts guy) on the other hand is a filthy impetuous belgian arab. A lot of good people do SS , like Brett McKay of the art of manliness who got jacked and really strong off it. I did strong lifts for a while, but starting strength I find is better because only doing 3 sets makes it easier to motivate yourself to push hard for those three aswell.
Jace Garcia
but I'm only beginning it now, I lost a lot of strength from doing boxing for a year (got fit but skinny). for example I did 72.5 kg ( 160lb) squats 3*5 yesterday, I'm gonna do SS (notice the meme magic ) for atleast six months and get my based of strength (i.e 75% of body weight OHP, 200% BW deadlift, )
Julian Gray
I have no problem motivating myself for 5 sets, but that's probably because I squat absolute babby-tier weights just to remind myself how squatting feels like. That's because I also did SS sometime in the past, but overdid it way out of proportion with the squats, resulting in a disproportionately big lower body (didn't pay attention to my hips before but I think those became thicker too). I became disappointed as fuck, then started looking into SL, which gave less attention to the lower body, and that's what I use now to fix the proportions. Am I doing something wrong?
BTW if you do SS, King Rip hates rows and proposes clean-and-jerk instead.
Henry Carter
wat
Brandon Wilson
I think he's ok with rows, prefers people to do cleans, but without in-person coaching cleans are hard
Tyler Murphy
I know, that's why I avoid them and do rows instead since I've already got a hard time figuring out how all the others work.
Luis Morgan
1 faded up to a 2 on the sides and back. Leave about 1.5"-2.5" on top depending on preference. Wear up, to preference. I prefer neat with a part on the side. Keep it clean user.
Evan Perry
If you have germanic features anywhere akin to Rafe Fiennes, go with pic related.
2 on the sides, 3-4 inches on top.
Oliver Powell
>>>/fa/
Jason Cook
everyone who isnt retarded can give themselves and maintain a decent hitler youth cut. if you want a good cut just ask your gf/wife/friend/sister/whatever