US CUSTOMS starts asking for social media account information

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Where would they have that essay from? They're all analog. And there are millions of travellers, even if they had something to compare to, 70% would give thousands of possible hits.
also,
How would they compare non-english language?

I don't use my phone or laptop for that, and if i would, i would do it incognito, or simply wipe before traveling. What now? This is completely fucking retarded.

Nigger, are you retarded? Do you have any idea how prevalent this shit is these days?

remember that for those like us, it's more alarming that someone doesn't have a social media presence than what they use it for.

Of course they won't but how will they check if they have nothing to check? If they can't find anything, what will they do? Not let me travel because i don't have a social media ccount? Won't happen, just think about all the older people without social media or even internet.

A lot of companies these days won't even consider hiring you if you don't use social media. Which is shitty, since the only reason they want to spy on your Instabook account is to look for reasons not to hire you anyway.

YEAH, THAT’S THE IDEA.

First time i hear this actually, in what kind of shitty urbanized area do you have to live for this kinda shit? You could also just create a dummy account in that case.

Did you not read the last part? What about older people for example? There are still many of people who don't use social media, especially outside the US, who are said foreign travellers, why would they destroy potential flight customers with this barrier, this is simply way too unfeasible. They could try this in 30 years maybe, but even then you could just create a dummy account too.

This sounds like an attempt to only allow sheep to move into the US. There's people who're aware and thus don't use social media. There's people who have lives offline so they don't use social media, and there's the normalfags who eat up every piece of advertising and think life on the internet is the same as real life.

This is easy mode shit.

Using a clean browser:
Create a twitter account with a dumb name, add some numbers to the end to show that you are unique. Follow some companies on twitter. Follow a few comedians or movie stars, real stupid shit. Rip off a few funny tweets, retweet something once a week. Post the local sportsball team hashtag. Repeat. If you travel anywhere, out of state or anything, make a post before you leave or while you are gone. This gives data to cross-reference during any sort of questions about travel or leaving the state. Snap a few pictures and post them. Repeat for kikebook. Treat updating it like homework, do it once a week or once every other week for 30 minutes tops. That's an hour or two every month to maintain a bullshit online presence.

Consider keeping a browser history / bookmarks to the top most visited websites in your country. Find a list here: alexa.com/topsites/countries/US

Don't use google or google products, tell them you love bing :^)

This could all be scripted in a couple of hours tbh, and it could preload a laptop to make it look like it has a little bit of use on it.

For a little fun, the only pictures on your laptop or phone should be pictures of your genitals, perhaps doing something exciting with fruit (protip: microwave the melon first)

Considering nobody wants to go to that shithole called USA, this thread is shot posting.

Every last cuck that allows this must fucking hang.

yeah like i'm going to give them the names of my sockpuppet accounts i use for trolling lol

It's like you want your information to be found.

Why does having a credit card matter? Legitimate question, I dont travel

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haha made me laff

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Please hang yourself

A travel Visa is permission to enter and stay in a country. Visas cost money, and are obtained when you first get to the country. If you don't have a Visa or are not qualified to get one they tell you to turn around and go home and you're not allowed to leave the airport/dock/whatever.

But when traveling, a credit card is a great idea because they are easier to dispute charges, like if some faggot puts a skimmer on your hotel's credit card machine and maxes your shit out while you're stuck in some other country, that protection alone is worth getting one. Debit cards, not so much. They will likely tell you to go fuck yourself.

This guy right here is an old friend.

still use mine

These are the countries of the people who will be hassled with social media questions (AKA nationalities who are allowed to enter without a visa):

Andorra
Hungary
Norway
Australia
Iceland
Portugal
Austria
Ireland
San Marino
Belgium
Italy
Singapore
Brunei
Japan
Slovakia
Chile
Latvia
Slovenia
Czech Republic
Liechtenstein
South Korea
Denmark
Lithuania
Spain
Estonia
Luxembourg
Sweden
Finland
Malta
Switzerland
France
Monaco
Taiwan*
Germany
Netherlands
United Kingdom**
Greece
New Zealand

Notice something? They are almost all exclusively h'white countries.

So nasically they want to import all the Yurop Sandniggers to Burgerland without visas?

Not entirely accurate. They're all countries with which USA has agreements with for visa free tourism.

itt jews and globalist commies are practically begging for a final solution themselves

All of America's visa-free tourism stuff with Europe is going to have to be cancelled, because now there are sandniggers with German passports and niggers with Norwegian passports, and they can use that method of entry to wreak havoc since their retarded cousins in Islamistan and Africa won't be allowed in.

I spilled motor oil on my favorite one ;_;

Probably a white collar officecuck job, I lived in a city working a proper trade and we never had that sort of garbage going on. Even our HR department were cool.

oh no. The US is "spying" on foreigners visiting the US. insert incorrect usage of "slippery slope here

They don't have rights.
They don't have protections under the law.
They do have our good graces and are only here because of our good graces.

D&C - REPORT + HIDE + SAGE

Does having schizoid personality help? I heard this people have differing writing and talking style.

Just asking.

End your life prematurely.

Foreigner here, travelling to the US in 2017.

This is bad news, but I barely use social media anyway, so it doesn't affect me at the very least. And yes, you are right. If you want to travel to any country other than your own, you need to submit to any procedure they have, as stupid as they are. Don't like it, fine, don't go there.

THIS IS A DUPLICATE OF ANOTHER THREAD SEE;

D&C REPORT + HIDE + SAGE

i just made a leddit account named prematureEjaculat0r

It will be my defacto "social media" presence as far as any government is concerned. I'm transiting through the US in a few weeks, and I'll definitely be filling out the optional social media declaration.

I want the U.S. government to have me on file as prematureEjaculat0r of Reddit, who likes cat pics and videos.

I will be immortalized in the government's databases.

this is great fucking news you dipshit.

the U.S. government is asking to be trolled.

make good use of it you dumbfuck.

are you that much of a fucking chicken shit that you won't even dare to give the u.s. government some fake/joke/troll account on some dumbass form?

They want to know abot your online presence. well show them what it is. link them your pornhub account.

have some fucking fun trolling the fuck out of the DHS.

what? are you really that much of a fucking chickenshit? you're going to do everything by the book, and always walk on a straight line, but then come here (after tunneling through 40 VPNs) to talk about 1488 and "gas the kikes" ?

fucking pussy shit faggot.

Nice try, FBI.

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wait, h-how do I do this? I want a free mousepad.

go back in time to Holla Forums in 2009

wtf I don't want to travel to amerika anymore

faggot ass pussy.
when was the last time you saw sunlight?

Canada is not part of that list. Then again, Canada was the last country to be able to cross US customs without a passport, before it changed in 2008.

Dude, my writing style varies wildly from hour to hour. I don't think they would be able to match even two of my HS essays, let alone my current-day writing.
lol smh fam.

Are you dense user?

Not anymore; turnitin.com was commonly used to protect against plagiarism, and any essay submittd to the site becomes the property of turnitin so they can use it in their algorithms.

You can still cross between Quebec and Vermont (Jay's Treaty) but be prepared for a hassle.

Jay's treaty is a royal pain in the ass to use if you're not a feather nigger. t. Frog

Travel to America looking like Crocodile Dundee,
get asked to hand over social media accounts,
"Whats that mate? I live in the outback no internet out there"

I have never had a social media account, the early Internet (anyone who tells you internet 1.0 wasn’t vastly superior to what we have today is a damned liar) knew only to well how what we were enjoying would be utilised as a weapon against humanity. This is now a reality.

Social media will become mandatory; it is the intention of every Government and things like this are just soft steps in that direction. China by 2020 will have done it, my money is on Germany to beat them to it or closely follow. We will have to be very very smart to adapt and use it to our advantage, it won’t be easy at times it will be suffocating, isolating and will feel hopeless but it is what it is. The more war changes the more it stays the same.

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This can't fail.

For those that have had a social media "presence" it will be more difficult.

It won’t be easy even for those that get to start with fresh accounts. Social media is just that, social. If you begin to network with those who you have been social with IRL then aspects of your true person will ooze out over time. Unless you start to edit your true person in order to keep your online presence “clean”. And when we consider this possible action we begin to understand just why forced social media engagement is so desired by Governments, it will in some degree help to control almost all members of society.

Travelling can fuck off.
I'm in UK. My family are in New Zealand. So it's a long flight. The security checks are invasive. Cunts looking through my bags, sniffer dogs everywhere, 'public safety announcements', x ray machines, armed police everywhere.

Fuck that. I'm never travelling by air again. It costs a fortune and I'm treated like shit.

Let me expand pn with an example.

In this hypothetical scenario social media engagement is mandatory (for your safety and to ensure that all citizens are kept informed and take part in important conversations e.g. receive full doses of propaganda).

You (a redpilled individual who engages in wrong thought) maintain the necessary accounts; you have a selection of friends added including some casual bluepill acquaintances (these have been added in an attempt to make you appear as normalfag as possible), you like the bluepills holiday photo’s and you share with them exciting news of new sports games for consoles etc.

One night you go out for drinks with friends and one of the bluepills is there, they bring up a political of ideological topic and you detect the perfect chance to drop some redpills, they seem like they would be receptive, hungry for an alternative perspective. You could drop a redpill on them but then again this person is a normalfag, they are still naïve and there is no chance of clueing them up in a single conversation. If you have the conversation you WANT to have they may out of ignorance (innocence?) attempt to continue it via social media and boom you have been busted for spreading wrong thought.

Enforced social media will not be easily subverted by simple spoofing. It will be managed with verified identities and a ban on alt accounts. You will have to be you and you will have to engage. Fighting this one will require true out of the box thinking.

set up a facebook account that has all kinda really spooky shit on it..like how fake communications to other fake accounts that you set up and you talk back and forth in bullshit code talk.

Talk like creepy fucker Podesta about food and strange context uses.

One set of accounts per person (verified with social security/ national insurance number). There will be no alts (unless you are a registered business or apply for a second account with your ID and give a sufficient reason and adhere to it once you start posting e.g. you are a musical artist).

They will lock this down.

They will start with the children.

10/10 post.

This could very well be the way in which it is initiated, if they are smart and willing to play the long game that is.

access to social media is becoming a real issue

already it's becoming part of police checks, pre-employment screening etc

I'm already divesting from the internet, nothing is secure anymore and everything is much, much to easy to manipulate

if we don't fight back we will loose opportunity and be locked out of the system

I don't get it,why even bing ?
Do governments everywhere love microsoft.

Mah nigga. I'm using one of mine right now.

And that's another reason that I will never go to the United States of Freedom.
The last time I visited, I was treated as a criminal.

I'm just a Brit trying to visit a friend. All my papers were in order - passport, visa, plane ticket. Yet I got the full on shit.
Fuck your country. I will never go there again.

Way too late for that now buddy.

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