Let's see your rare Merchants.
Bonus points for OC. I'll get this party started.
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Merchant Thread
Michael Butler
Adam Cooper
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Charles Ramirez
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Juan Wright
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Aiden Harris
It isn't uploading the right images. Fuck.
Jonathan Long
That first one includes some questionable/misattributed quotes, use this instead.
Anthony Martinez
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Landon Gutierrez
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Jaxon Evans
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Carson Butler
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Josiah James
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Eli Peterson
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Adrian Ward
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Connor Miller
OC I always share in a merchant thread.
Connor Flores
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John Reed
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Evan Scott
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Jose Green
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Gavin Gutierrez
I'm wary somebody will steal the merchants and make a database of them tbh.
I remember when we played "where's Waldo" with the 6-pointed nose star. Fucking rusemen, man.
Elijah Barnes
Hihg quality memes
Carson Rodriguez
thx
Jeremiah Johnson
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Isaac Nguyen
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Christopher Evans
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Bentley Perez
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Elijah Walker
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Jonathan Walker
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Adrian Thompson
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oyyyyy veyyyyy
Parker Phillips
How about a real life one ?
Nathan Harris
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Juan Kelly
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Jaxson Myers
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Noah Green
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Gavin Perez
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Evan Foster
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Nicholas Robinson
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Charles Cruz
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Robert Rodriguez
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Zachary Powell
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Henry Evans
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Gabriel Robinson
Oy Vey!
Carson Sullivan
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Xavier Wood
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Charles Robinson
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Justin Reed
The last one is supposed to be Ridley, not a merchant.
Logan Collins
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Ethan Evans
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Oliver Gray
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Xavier Gray
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Nathan Scott
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Isaiah Gomez
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Angel Morgan
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Aiden Walker
Got a few less common ones.
Camden Ramirez
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Xavier Mitchell
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Eli Cooper
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Anthony Price
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Hudson Barnes
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Brody Powell
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Zachary Sullivan
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Charles Myers
DAILY REMINDER
Do not save or post the new (((Colored Shlomos)))
They were posted by an imposter of AWM and were initially spread by jewish posters on 4chan.
They are most likely JIDF created memes to study how memes spread.
Regardless it is in our best judgement to quarantine the images.
DO NOT SAVE
DO NOT POST
Parker Howard
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Joshua Martinez
nigga AWM was posting here a few days ago
Jacob Russell
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Nathaniel Walker
That kike knows exactly what he's doing, it's obviously the same inbred parasite that shilled all the other threads.
Jose Moore
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Jeremiah Garcia
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Michael Williams
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Josiah Harris
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Christopher Sanchez
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Justin Stewart
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Ethan Morris
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Joshua Sanchez
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Eli Diaz
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Mason Carter
I have here a rare antique merchant.
Kayden Williams
THIS ONE IS THE RAREST I HAVE, DO NOT COPY OR DOWNLOAD
Samuel Carter
How fucking retarded do you have to be to think that Russia is a white nationalist country?
Jayden Torres
But goy, if you control immigration that makes you a WN
Ethan Morris
OC you niggers
Christian White
Thanks JIDF
I'll make sure to spread these to all the alt-right messageboards i know!
Gabriel Howard
wtf are you on about this time, you coal-burning cunt?
Carson Rivera
Are you some form of predator poofter?
Levi Mitchell
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Luke Gonzalez
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William Davis
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Nicholas Baker
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Brayden Lewis
I used to have one with a Picasso jew, but I can't find it.
Grayson Richardson
Never mind found it.
Levi Rivera
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Jaxon Jackson
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Jason Thomas
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Dominic Rogers
Kill yourself, kike.
William Cruz
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Eli Gray
Elegon isn't jewish.
Evan Martinez
Quit being a faggot
Easton Jackson
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Caleb Bell
common filth was right
Hunter Price
That infographic was made by Queenie Cameron, a mentally ill latino woman.
Lincoln Walker
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Wyatt Powell
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Chase Brown
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Bentley Fisher
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Matthew Williams
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Christian Anderson
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Carter Rodriguez
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Julian Walker
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Justin Hill
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Dylan Watson
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Austin Thomas
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Oliver Brown
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Logan Bennett
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Ethan Gonzalez
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Brayden Torres
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Jack Wright
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Wyatt Morales
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Jack Kelly
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Grayson Turner
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Mason Campbell
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Austin Stewart
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Dylan Gutierrez
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Hunter Thompson
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Robert Thomas
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Camden Richardson
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Matthew Cooper
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Charles Ross
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Lucas Cook
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Sebastian Sullivan
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Cameron Gray
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Andrew Watson
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Colton Morris
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Christian Scott
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Dylan Williams
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Thomas Gray
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Joshua Rogers
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John Nelson
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Isaac Rogers
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Hudson Hernandez
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John Rodriguez
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Carson Watson
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William Barnes
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Justin Cruz
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Hudson Clark
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Jaxson Diaz
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Ryan Morgan
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Cooper Lopez
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Noah Harris
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Caleb Nguyen
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Jose Edwards
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Liam Sanchez
Requesting the Russian Shlomo. I accidentally deleted it from my hard drive. Does anyone have it?
Jordan Brooks
at least half that list doesn't not look non-white, really, in any way, and most of the rest are not for sure non-white. you're going to have to be more specific
yeah… you're going to have to label those one-by-one for me, because i'm not seeing it. simply "doesn't he look kinda funny" is not proof that someone isn't white
this makes more sense
Leo Myers
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Samuel Powell
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Jordan Peterson
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Christian White
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Oliver Ramirez
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Luke Stewart
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Logan Hughes
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Cooper Rogers
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Ian Wright
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Brandon Green
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Hudson King
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Lucas Brown
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Juan Diaz
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Tyler Diaz
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Julian Phillips
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Mason Jenkins
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Eli Taylor
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Alexander Edwards
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Jaxson Ramirez
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Daniel Bennett
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Daniel Brown
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Grayson Sanchez
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Ryan Wood
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Isaiah Jackson
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Joshua Price
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Caleb Hall
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Jaxson Martin
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Lincoln Adams
Always loved these Merchant threads. Sure do miss the good old days when they were a daily theme on half-pol.
Josiah Martinez
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Easton Williams
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Jace Cooper
I've got some of that dank RuneScape oc.
Blake Long
Pic related.
A very old and rare merchant.
This one was sighted at a local bookstore. Unfortunately, on the day I saw it, I had no shekels on my person (oy vey), so was unable to purchase it.
Carter Roberts
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Caleb Torres
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Liam Nelson
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Julian Carter
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Jonathan Moore
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Henry Russell
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Liam Cooper
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Adam Cooper
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Evan Roberts
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Aaron Scott
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Brandon Gray
Thread theme
youtu.be
Mason Thomas
Shlomo will always be King … but here's an alternate "greedy Yid" image that somebody may find useful.
Blake Turner
Flawed depiction.
Carson Turner
That you Wyatt? This "Greedy Yid" could certainly use the popular meme mutation effect that your classic Shlomo (aka Happy Merchant) has undergone. There must be well over 1000 Merchants by now. Maybe some kind soul will zip his merchant folder and upload it to mega for us. Thanks to all for playing along in this thread. Always a blast.
Nolan Howard
Thanks, AWM. Keep up the good work.
Christopher Gonzalez
Remind us again of you long term Jewish girlfriend AWM.
When are you going to go full faggot and just get a securetrip so all the newfags can suck your cock everytime you post, just like every other messageboard you spam on?
Your contributions are mediocre, but your attention whoring for every bit of new OC you contriboot is beyond cringeworthy. Maybe those white nigger skinheads and edgelord industrialfags put up with your faggotry but here we are anonymous, and one namefag has potential to opening a flood of e-celeb poison.
Wyatt Green
Kek. I always suspected Ferengi were based on kikes.
Samuel Jenkins
Boy, you're one twisted cookie, Buckwheat … I didn't identify myself in the lone post I made here, but in keeping with your stalker tactics, you once again come swooping in and screeching about my being a "spamming E-celeb" and "attention whore", when YOU'RE the meddlesome moron who keeps broadcasting my identity to the four winds. I think we can all see who the real attention-starved idiot is here. By the way … where's your contribution to this thread? Everybody else has images to offer … all you lend is a ration of useless chatter about who's potential "poison" to this board. What bigger poison could ever exist than a blustery bilge-spraying ass-wipe like yourself who hasn't a thing to offer except his unwelcome and pointless ranting. It's beyond obvious that it positively eats a hole in your candy ass every time I get a little accolade or tip of the hat from any of the board regulars. You're particularly quick to pull these lame attacks when someone asks me a question …is that because nobody has ever been curious about anything you've ever said, thought or done, perhaps? I really resisted coming to this obvious conclusion but, at this point, it's plain as day. You're simply horrifyingly JEALOUS of this accomplished 'ol Mann. That's right, darling … you're one of those uniquely unhealthy, completely consumed and deeply haunted fan-tards who lope about this planet living vicariously through someone else, since they have no meaningful life of their own. If I happened to be John Lennon, you'd be M.D.Chapman. I'd wager you're even a dumpy, delusional sad sack just like him. At any rate, cupcake, you really need to get a new gig … this obsession of yours has gotten downright ridiculous. By the way, hate to disappoint you, but my girlfriend isn't Jewish, she's a non-practicing Catholic … I'm sure a clever fella like yourself will find a way to make hay out of that like you have all the other razor sharp rhetoric you spew. The fact remains, when I come to this board, I leave artwork and requested information in my wake and routinely get a warm reception, having been a pioneer in rebellious methods of expression that eventually evolved into this very forum. You, on the other hand, keep on with the brazen buttinski tactics, bellowing to everyone what they should think and feel and say … and you repeatedly seek to derail otherwise free-flowing exchanges between folks who have worthwhile content and ideas to share. You're the deadly poison, asshole.
Colton Davis
Posting some OC pixel Merchants
Jacob Evans
(checked)
Impressive.
Josiah Morris
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Brayden Rogers
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Adrian Brooks
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Wyatt Ward
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Charles Nelson
Oyyyy lmao
Liam Flores
How did that happen?
Lincoln White
Jonathan Nguyen
Holy shit! Trips and some neat-ass gifs. Bonus points to you, my friend.
Nice to see you drop by, Nick. Cheers, bro!
Andrew Roberts
Please, not this ugly kikess.
Jeremiah Ramirez
Nice.
Adam Wright
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Jack Wood
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Brody Gonzalez
Beautiful copypasta. Navy Seal 11/10
Jordan James
Any chance of a version of the 3rd pic (how do you do fellow whites) with a colorized Merchant™ face?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
here is a frightening rare jewbeast, use at your own discretion. wear protective googles.
James Murphy
OP here. Can we stop with this type of faggotry? This is a Merchant thread, not whatever the fuck you're trying to push here.
Nicholas Cruz
Jesus fucking christ. Spoiler that shit.
Eli Moore
ddd
Joshua Nelson
testin
Daniel Adams
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Cooper Long
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Bentley Williams
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Carter Hernandez
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Chase Cook
And the Mann delivers! How awesome is that? Cheers, all!
Luke Cox
Spoiler the fifth pic.
Damnit, I was eating.
Ethan Sanders
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Henry Bell
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Angel Adams
Requesting the pic of the money rat.
Tyler Evans
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John Morales
Didn't mean to reply.
Aiden Myers
Nice, much appreciated, as always.
Quick edit wit the "not jidf" version.
Colton Reed
Found them in the forest. I heard Bragi tell tails of their hagmother.
Wyatt Wood
Great touches!
Cameron Barnes
for normies. r8
Liam Powell
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Jaxson Gonzalez
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Gavin Johnson
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Hudson Foster
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Carson Edwards
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Levi Morris
Thanks, was looking for this one
Logan Roberts
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Nolan Lopez
Can't believe I forgot about my OC.
Angel Ortiz
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Oliver Murphy
Sneaky motherfucker.
Jordan Young
Why would you post that
Gavin Hernandez
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Cooper Rivera
kek
Happy New Years, AWM. Glad to see you're still lurking.
Michael Johnson
Remember where you are, and who we are.
Dylan Morgan
that tops as the most fucked thing ive ever seen
Ian James
Good goy is (((circumcised))). You aren't anti-semetic, are you goy?
Ian Smith
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David Barnes
jesus creeping shit
DELETE THIS
Benjamin Garcia
i want more of this, it looks interesting
Kevin Clark
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Chase Perez
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Josiah Mitchell
More
Jose Hall
Still more.
Gabriel Rogers
I think you need to remember that it wasn't 60 million. It was 6 billion.
Daniel Nguyen
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Luke Long
AntiSemite!!
You seem to forget those poor chosen from nearby dimensions that Hitler also murdered in the masturbation machines!!
The ACTUAL number is over 6 gorrillion!!
Ayden Evans
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Benjamin Nguyen
These are some fine merchants, gentlemen.
Jack Jackson
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Aiden Martin
kekd @ 4th pic
Luis Young
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Parker Perry
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Caleb Flores
Here's a biz card
Luis Nelson
These are fuggin bretty bad. Not even creative.
John Parker
They're not supposed to be "creative", necessarily … just useful. And I suspect they will get used. In fact I posted these on another site and, to my surprise and delight, a fellow had made up a nice one with a variant caption in a matter of minutes. Now, cupcake, how about you share some of your astoundingly clever product with us so we pikers can all get a look at hyper-creativity in the flesh and perhaps learn something. I eagerly await your breathtaking submission of pure artistic gold …
N'yuk, N'yuk.
Kayden Bennett
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Chase Morris
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Alexander Watson
Intl on loose again.
Angel Turner
I spiced this one up for you. Make sure you spread this one to all the alt-right site managers you know
Ian Parker
Jews are trolls and you worship their ancestors.
Brandon Rogers
Try harder faggot
Carter Powell
Now, if you're an honest little hook-nosed Hebe, you'll confess that the horribly stale item you just posted is a bit of corny dreck you tossed together months ago when you first began stalking yours truly … that's a solid indication that you're about the laziest turd that ever tumbled down the poopchute. Really, can't you produce anything NEW, just for appearances? Neurotic, meddlesome Yids like yourself used to have a lot more on the ball in the old days, but this is truly sad beyond words. You've been on this unrewarding campaign for quite a while now and haven't managed to get a bit of traction. I suppose your imagined goal is to stop me from posting here, but I'm still routinely sharing fresh and classic material with a warm and appreciative group of folks and you're wasting the days of your life ineptly shilling to no avail. A halfway cognizant pest would know when he's licked, but you're apparently one of those bumbling, delusional kind of oafs, desperately compelled to continue his fruitless folly forever. Hey, they're your heartbeats, asswipe … you can squander them any way you like. The rest of us will go on doing what matters, while you fool yourself into believing you're really accomplishing something vital by
repeatedly wasting thread space with your lame,useless blather. Seriously, fella, yours is the most pathetic excuse for an existence that I've ever encountered and I've really been around the block. Surprise us all, including your long suffering Mum, and try to get a real and productive life sometime soon.
Julian Hernandez
That wall of text butthurt.
TL;DR faggot
Keep thinking you're relevant tho, goldmine of lulz.
Carson Ross
Honestly, my demented 'lil darling … do you really think that the wholly ineffective volley of butterfly farts you've been tirelessly directing my way have had even the slightest impact on my emotional state? You're really one sick, sick cookie … bellowing and pounding your chest as if anything you think or say matters to anyone … it's blatantly obvious that it tears an absolute hole in your ass anytime I'm paid a compliment on these threads as that's when you always swoop in and start whining and wailing like a jealous schoolgirl. You've got some serious head problems to work out and the sooner you begin that Herculean task, the better. Please understand, sweetheart, I'm taken … I'm not going to be your boyfriend no matter how many hysterical hissy fits you throw when others show me some favor. I don't swing your twisted direction, so you're just gonna have to carry your unrealistic homoerotic fantasies on down the road and find another celebrated figure to obsess about in that horribly unhealthy Mark David Chapman kind of way. And as for whether I'm "relevant" or not …do remember that you're stalking me on a thread started by an admirer unknown to me and featuring a character that's recognized worldwide. One I created some three decades ago. Being that you produce nothing of merit, you wouldn't know this …. but for artists in every creative field, the rarest and most coveted form or relevance is when you give to the world something with enduring appeal. You can scoff all you like, but dem's the conditions that prevail, whether a solitary loser like yourself accepts it or not. You're pissing in the wind, Jewboy … and you're so stupid, you'll probably keep it up 'til you drown.
Angel Morris
.04 shekels have been deposited into your account.
Thomas Miller
Anyone got that webm of the French porn star singing Rule Britannia and ending with "Fuck you, merchants"
?
Elijah Martin
This 2nd wall of text has rewarded you with enough exp to evolve from butt blasted to anally annihilated!!
This isn't even your final form. . .
AWM IS A MESS
AWM IS A WASTE
AWM IS A BIG FAT MISTAKE
Henry King
… said the male mental case who spends his days feverishly stalking …a man.
Cooper Hall
Take your meds old man. . .
Dylan Cruz
Ummmm … you do realize that someone who incessantly rants like you do, in big red letters, at someone they don't know is pretty unhinged, don'tcha, pop tart? I'd say the fact that you're so hellbent to targeting an older male stranger indicates that you have some severe "daddy issues", a condition that usually affects emotionally unstable young women. Look, wingnut … those of us who aren't saddled with a host of delusions about the world and people around them will continue to share text and images on this board whether it triggers venomous tantrums from an anxious psycho like yourself or not. Can't you see … it's all in your mind, you creepy little cupcake. Pro tip: If you can't bear the heat, get off of the board.
Kevin Brooks
AWM, just stop engaging with the yid shills. They feed off of your replies. Simply telling them to fuck off and leaving it at that is sufficient
Michael Young
Now you've done it, sonny boy. Ben is scenting your yid nose through the intertubes as we speak.
Nathaniel Mitchell
There's a method to my madness, fella … just as these shills are putting up a false flag when they float their various themes, the old Mannster is pawing back at their presentations in his own labor-intensive style to gather data on where these flags might be manufactured. By utilizing this technique in the past, I stumbled upon a pretty solid indication that one very aggressive shill was operating from the SPLC. I tailor my replies so that a lack of response to various provocative elements can reveal about as much as the taken bait. It's an ongoing research project born of my fascination for how these grim psychic vampires can willfully engage in an occupation that surpasses even telemarketing for soul killing and lack of reward.
Aaron Sullivan
I'm curious about that as well.
I just don't see how someone could do that to them self day in and day out.
Robert Flores
Well do what you must. For me engaging with them is just too labor intensive to be worth anything.
Christian Lee
Well, you've got to remember, yours truly is actually being stalked and specifically targeted by some of these yammering yahoos, so there's a little more at stake here. The bird with whom I've been crossing swords on this page literally spends hours a day searching the threads for any positive comments about my artwork so he can insert his prepared volley of insults but, mercifully, the board regulars generally shout him down. There are lots of indications that this particular magpie is a long time compulsive crank known as "Smiley", who is (are you ready for this?) an actual European transvestite (see pic) who's occasionally committed to a mental institution for suicidal behavior. I'm told he also hosts a web forum called "Fringe" where folks are encouraged to discuss headache-inducing conspiracy claptrap. So you see, once you start peeling back the layers of hell surrounding some of these misguided miscreants it starts getting a bit intriguing.
William Torres
Very interesting. This is the first time I've heard anything about this "smiley" character. Keep fighting the good fight, Wyatt, and always remember that true Holla Forumsacks have your back. Ever since your first thread where you so kindly gave us the updated shlomos, I've seen shills trying to shut you down each and every time you post. Stay vigilant.
Nathan Adams
Thanks for the kind words … yeah, "board culture" has been more like a "culture shock" for a guy who used to quietly ply his trade through Xerox and snail mail. With the ease and convenience of sharing documents in real time comes the unenviable phenomenon of having to endure all these shrill, pesky gnats … but I've managed to have some fun with that aspect of it, too, by occasionally depicting them
in my trademark manner like this:
Charles Clark
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Elijah Myers
Did some more work on roasted Shlomo. (above)
Adrian Moore
Do you have any evidence to back this claim newfag? From what I see, everytime you derail a thread by selfishly turning into an AMA, people call you out. You then proceed to generate your hissyfit wall of text that nobody reads. Pack your bags and take your fanboys (aka Jim Goad messageboard users) with you. We don't need attentionwhore self righteous newfag ecelebs diverting discussion theirbway. So you drew a few comics for some cringey skinhead rags 20 years ago. Congrats. Keep it up. Post anonymously or go take a flying fugg.
Charles Cox
Sure … you're providing the evidence right now …. after feverishly posting like a gushing blood vessell yesterday you suddenly ceased when I exposed you /// it's taken you all day to develop this lame attempt at subterfuge but it's no good … you're busted, ya unhinged tranny … hit the road
Alexander Bell
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Levi Bennett
Unlike you pathetic artists
I am actively serving my country
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Henry Jackson
*constitutes
Ian Gomez
I'm absolutely quakin' in my Keds, cupcake … if that last post of yours isn't exhibit A that you're a sick and twisted freak, nuthin' is. Ya know what all that desperate splattering looks like to me ? A classic, grade A, 24 carat , platinum lined HISSY FIT …. (Tee Hee)
Noah Kelly
kek
lurkmoar, newfag.
Thomas Miller
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John Flores
Y'know, upon reflection, the most disquieting revelation of your crazed rant above isn't the vicious and detailed death threat … it's the notion that our Navy Seals sit around all day posting third rate insults and atrociously spelled psychobabble on a message board.
Ayden Torres
… and THAT is how it's done, kids. Diligent research … custom crafted bait … tormentor identified, exposed, driven to a fit of humiliating madness …. and for these few, glorious, tranquil minutes, vanquished.
Liam Campbell
FYI: There are a lot of heebs posting 4 actual merchants and one subversive one.
don't fall for it.
Jayden Butler
Those are gnomes faggot.
Don't respond, we know you're a yid(1)
Juan Mitchell
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Joseph Wood
Shame, since the merchant looks like a pirate.
Xavier Torres
The newly elected leader of the free world just called Buzzfeed a "a failing pile of garbage." That means Bernstein isn't a journalist … he's just a smelly, rubbish stained "sanitation engineer".
Luis Moore
I got you fam.
10/10
All that's missing is the soap merchant and we'll have the full spectrum of Holohoax "victims".
Adam Richardson
Could have sworn he was talking about you Nick.
top kek.
check em'
William Gutierrez
How breathtakingly clever and devastatingly punishing .. who's your writer, Mark Twain? That deliciously droll quip has the saucy sardonic verve of Twain. Whatever the source, it's apparent that the utterly golden witticism you have graced us with hails from a very special brain.
Colton Hernandez
I like how you're calling him a newfag, despite your trying (and failing) so pathetically hard to fit in in the first threads where you were shilling against him, Mr. "oldfag who's been here since /news/".
It's only you, and jews aren't people.
Ian Rivera
Thanks, fella … superb pirate by the way.
Caleb Jones
The ferengi are decent alien race that love shekels, the other two are kike to the core.
Isaiah Carter
fugoff