Every Goy down in Goyville loved Christmas a lot… But the Kike who lived uptown of Goyville did not! The Kike hated Chrismas, the whole Christmas season Now, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason! It could be, perhaps, his hands were clasped too tight. It could be his foreskin wasn't removed just quite right. But I think the most likely reason by far May have been his nose was too sizes too large!
"They are all with their families!" he snarled with a sneer. "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Kike hands nervously rubbing, "I must find some way to stop Christmas from coming!"
Whatever the reason, his hands or his nose, He stood there on Christmas Eve wishing death on his foes.
Staring down from his highrise apartment with a sour jew frown At the warm lighted windows all across downtown. For he knew every Goy down in Goyville below was busy welcoming families with a nice warm hello. All the goyim girl and boys would wake bright and early. They'd play with their cisgendered toys! And then, oh the Noise NOISE NOISE! And THEN they'd do something he liked least of all! Every Goy down in Goyville, with greatest amenity, Would sing all together in in implicit white identity!
And the more the Kike thought of this whole Christian pride, the more he thought of the Shoah, eyes wide. "Why, for 2000 years I've put up with it now! I must stop Christmas from coming. But how?"
Nicholas Kelly
Then he got an idea! An awful idea! The Kike got a wonderful awful idea! "All i need are some leftists…" The Kike looked around But in rural America, there were none to be found! Did that stop the old Kike…? No! The Kike simply said "If I can't find anti-whites, I'll import them instead!" So he called up his pet, Obama. Then through an R congress with ease He imported uncounted millions of muslim "refugees".
"I know just what to do!" The Kike laughed with glee. And he flooded unskilled labor with Somalis. And he chuckled and clucked "What a great Kikey ploy! Don't you know immigrants are good for you, Goy?"
Then the Kike got in with Abdul and the truck started down towards the full market in the Goyville downtown.
Alexander Phillips
inb4 moved with auntie in Bel Air inb4 walk the dinosaur
Michael Bell
All townspeople were about, quite snow filled the air as Abdul drove through the crowd without care. When he came to the municipal building at the top of the stairs "This is stop number one!" The Echo-Claus hissed As he climbed to the roof, fake ballots in fist.
He slid down the chimeny, and got stuck with a frown. But if 6 million could go up, then the Kike could come down! Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue Where November's ballots were all counted and sorted. "The Trumpening" he grinned "Is the first thing to be thwarted!"
Jaxon White
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Hudson Jackson
Then he dressed as a priest for the Catholic mass service Reminding the flock how us whites were so worthless "Refugees are poor innocents! We'll take our chances And welcome them into our homes, says Pope Francis!"
When a small girl raised her hands in the crowd! Little Cindy Howard! Who was white as a cloud! She stared at the (((priest))) and said "Father why? My parents were just murdered by a muslim. WHY?"
But you know that ol' Kike was so smart and so slick he thought of a lie and he thought it up quick. "Why my sweet little goy–girl" The fake priest lied "Hasn't college taught you to keep an open mind? They are disadvantaged, just give them some time! They'll become American like you or I!"
Juan Morgan
Bump. Is there more?
Nolan Diaz
The fib fooled the girl, so perfectly concealed then gave her his copy of "guns, germs, and steel". And when the goy girl left with the crowd He unleashed his muslim rape gangs to burn it all down.
It was quater past dawn, when CNN said "Those who blame muslims are racist and bigoted! Fake news and Russians are the reason for the Trumping! We need to call on the legislative and judicial to dump him!"
Chase Campbell
"Oy oy to the goy!" he was Kikishly humming "They're finding out the no Trumpmas is coming!" They'll be waking up now! It will be such a downer! When they realize America will be made much much browner! Their mouths will hang open a minute or two then the racist twitter Nazis will all cry BOO HOO!"
"That's a noise" grinned the Kike "That I simply MUST hear!" So he paused. And the Kike put a hand to his ear. And he did hear some words rising over the snow: "All the mexicas have got to go!"
Parker Myers
"They're sendign their worst with their drugs and their crime! While muslims are doing the raping time after time! Just look at Europe!" The familiar voice said "Germany is ruined! Brussels is dead! Now trust me i'm not treating you like poor chumps We are building the Wall!" said Donald J Trump!
And the Kike with his kike feet ice cold in the snow Stood puzzling and puzzling "How could it be so? It came without liberals, it came without fags! it came without latinos or muslims or blacks!" And he puzzled 3 months till his puzzler was sore. Then the Kike thought of something he hadn't before! "Maybe culture is more than skin deep. Maybe it is not built on goods that are cheap. Maybe race means a little bit more!"
Julian Phillips
And what happened then? Well in Goyville they say That 60 TRILLION Jews were gassed just that day! And the minute white man's burden didn't feel quite so heavy America was starting to look greater already! With deportations and swamp draining already in sight He, Kek himself, checked these dubs with his might!
Leo Morris
MERRY Christmas 🎄 NEVER CHANGE
Owen James
(checked)
Adam Hall
nice
Ayden Reed
marry Christmas Holla Forums!
Anthony Turner
now that is poetic justice, nice work user.
Austin Richardson
Very nice.
Carter Hill
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Parker Davis
Way to go out in style
Jackson Butler
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Easton Wright
I don't know how you managed that, but DAMN, son!
Brandon Gomez
how?
Carter Long
and a merry christmas to you too, froggo man
David Howard
someone who has some voice tallent should do a rendition.
Dominic James
This, that would be fucking great.
Ayden Morgan
Kek. I didn't realize it was Christmas Eve until 10 minutes ago. I remember when I was a little goy I couldn't wait, but these days its just another day for me.
All I get is shekels every year, nothing to be excited about unless you're not a goy.
Xavier Powell
Jews did 9/11. Never forget.
Hunter Perez
Merry Christmas lads.
Jackson Kelly
Spreading the love
Jacob Sullivan
WE ARE SO POWERFUL TONIGHT CHRISTMAS HAPPENING CONFIRMED
Ayden Clark
What the fuck happened to Holla Forums? I can't even upload a 4mb file now? Codemonkey deserves to be gassed.
Liam Morales
TWO sizes too large
Henry Robinson
This was perfect, even finished on dubs, top work lad. MERRY CHRISTMAS Holla Forums
Cooper Cox
EPIC CURRENT YEAR MERRY CHRISTMAS AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT SIEG HEIL MY ARYAN COMRADES o/
Caleb Bennett
We need a drawfag. Then, we need a voicefag.
James Allen
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Benjamin Bailey
I'm convinced Kek is actually an undercover archangel doing God's work.
Merry Christmas Holla Forums
Samuel Richardson
Checked. Praise Kek.
Jaxon Collins
I got a $600 bill to replace the fuel pump[ in my truck…
Jordan Murphy
Checked, merry Christmas Holla Forums!
Dylan Rogers
When all the white kids wanted a toy, The kike would give them the holocaust ploy. You should always remember the 6 gorillion goy, The poor Jews suffered the worst of us all oh boy!
But there was a man who didn’t fall for all this malloy, The kikes refer to him and his kin as the ones who destroy. The kike’s rhetoric and lies piled up and began to annoy, So a brave man called trump decided “enough is enough” and he would deploy. THE WALL
Ethan Nelson
MODS, STICKY THIS SHIT. THIS IS THE MORAL BOOST THE WHOLE BOARD COULD USE FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
Ethan Campbell
checked
Justin Williams
Evalion should do it.
Jaxson Fisher
Ayy lmao
Checked
Robert Martinez
You done it now. Brace for extreme (((shilling))).
Chase Edwards
PRAISE KEK
Jonathan Myers
made a smaller version
Asher Martin
checkin them ID dubs
Aaron Sanchez
She has the perfect voice for this kind of fairy tale. Children will love it.
Benjamin Rivera
Thank you kind anons
Jaxon Wilson
Impressive, very nice.
Hudson Sullivan
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Nathan Campbell
OH MY SIDES epic epic user
William Parker
Well damn user
Charles Thomas
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Kayden Morgan
Checked and kekked. Merry Christmas, everyone!
Hunter Johnson
MAKING CHRISTMAS GREAT AGAIN BLESS YOU OP YOU'RE DOING GODs WORK
Jacob Foster
Winter parody media thread!
’Twas the night ‘fore elections
’Twas the night ‘fore elections and all ‘cross the web Not a thread went unshilled on boards alive or dead. The battle flags were hung by the rifles with care In hopes the God Emperor soon would be there.
The autists were nestled comfy by their screens While R-W-D-S invaded their dreams. With Trump in Manhattan and Hillary upstate, The first polls came a-closin’; no more time to wait.
Then suddenly from the exit polls came fear; The MSM checked and rechecked, but twas clear. They ran to their counters and algorithms, And when they confirmed it, they were fired like bums.
The Big Five news outlets all went to commercial As the jews who owned them conferred and shouted, “Oh, no!” When they finally were forced back on the air The projections said Trump would win New York, fair square.
And though Hillary took most of the rest of New Eng, She lost some EVs in the states that were swing. More rapid than Twitter, in the results came, And as the hour passed, to the MSM’s shame
“Now NorCar! now SouCar! now KY and TN! And GA! and PA! and… FL and IN! From the shoals of cold Maine! to the mouth of the Miss! The east of the country has… FUCK HE WON OHIO!”
As vaginas borne by the feminists dry, Now that victory was assured did cause Twitter to die, So off to the Internet leftists all flew To shitpost and troll and scream epithets, too.
And then from the southwest the first reports came– Though the polls had not closed yet–they were all to blame Trump for the racially-stoked violence they did As beaners began to assault whites where they lived.
The election coverage was ground to a halt (except to report once on Hillary’s salt) As the stations all tuned to the Aztlan uprising As the beaners unleashed on the whites they’re despising
Their assaults, how vicious! Their rapes, b’yond comprehension! Their theft and their arson, releasing their tension! Police all but useless (beaners in their ranks) And some rogue military were manning their tanks
After an hour (in which Trump won more states) There came reports of whites taking control of their fates. They first came from Texas as homeowners shot Every beaner they saw and left them to rot
Then the white Arizonans all took to the streets, And of the illegals they made much mince meat. And even from northern California news Came from the whites there who were fed up of jews.
We spoke not a word, as when Saxons all hate, And did what was needed for 1488. As hours they passed and the uprising fell, Each new western state was a toll of the bell.
Though the attacks and crimes continued for weeks, By the morning of Wednesday, we’d slain the beast. The one with a cunt, who could only impotently yell, “TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER! THIS COUNTRY WILL BURN IN HELL!”
I’m dreaming of a white country Just like the one I used to know Where the streets all glisten And children listen To their parents, don’t you know?
I’m dreaming of a white country With every bullet now I fire May the race war end ‘fore the night And may all Your countries ‘gain be white
I’m dreaming of a white country Just like the one I used to know Leftist-free and working And no kikes lurking In banks, courts, or on the dole
I’m dreaming of a white country With every bullet now I fire May the race war end ‘fore the night And may all your countries ‘gain be white.
Henry Nguyen
Down In The Southwest
Down in the southwest beaners pause. We’ve elected Trump because He promised to expel them all And keep them out with a great wall.
Back back back, you have to go! Back back back, you have to go! Back ‘cross the border, quick quick quick! Enforcing our laws makes liberals sick.
First the expulsion of the spics, Then the laying of the bricks. And when that’s done it won’t be all, NAFTA and TPP will fall!
Back back back, you have to go! Back back back, you have to go! Back ‘cross the border, quick quick quick! Enforcing our laws makes liberals sick.
Taxes will lower across the board Outsourcing will be ignored Domestic production will skyrocket What will liberals do, picket?
Back back back, you have to go! Back back back, you have to go! Back ‘cross the border, quick quick quick! Enforcing our laws makes liberals sick.
Josiah Jenkins
Do You Want To Build A Strawman?
“Do you wanna build a strawman?” No, I wanna build a wall. Don’t want illegals anymore, They’re out the door, We must deport them all!
We use to have good policies, But now we don’t. We’re letting our country die! Do I want to build a strawman? How about an immigrant plan?
“Go away, Trump.” …Ten more feet high.
“Do you want to build a strawman?” I want to give us good trade deals. I think protectionism’s overdue, And free trade’s through; It needs to be repealed!
It’s really rather maddening, Outsourcing our jobs While Americans go hungry! (wel-fare, food-stamps, sect-ion eight-homes)
Clinton, please, you can’t be trusted Not with treaties or soldiers’ lives We say, “Indictment!” but your cronies knew How to cover for you How far our land’s fallen!
In a choice between each other Down to you and me, What will the American people do? … … “Do you want to build a strawman?”
Contributing something I wrote (okay, re-wrote) about 10 years or so ago. A little pre-song reference though. I work in a record store, and every year, the week before Christmas, people bring in stuff to sell, to make some extra Christmas present money. But as it gets closer to zero hour, the quality gets worse. Not just the records, but the people bringing them in. Seeing kids in the cars of junkies trying to get their Xmas fix, mostly. So, I decided a re-write of "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)" would work. Just try thinking of the melody, ok?
Crackrocks roasting on an open pipe, Crystal Meth dripping off their nose, Trailer trash tots, with their skin all aglow… ..'cause Mommy & Daddy can't use space heaters….
They know the cooooppppsss are on their wayyyy… They've got lots of rules and laws you won't obeyyyy…. And every welfare child-tries not to cry… When Mommy & Daddy lock them in the closet as they're getting hiiiiiiggghhhh….
And so I offer you this simple phrase… One I know-you've heard befooorrreee.. Pick up this shit and aim for the dooorrrr… And get your ass out of….our stoorrreee….
It's funnier if you listen rather than read, but I got no way to post that, and my voice isn't too good. Anyways, merry Christmas Holla Forums!
Carter Parker
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Gavin Rogers
Best Keksmas ever.
Jose Walker
Magnificent, OP. These dubs are a Christmas blessing for sure- I'm glad to check them. Thanks for this, and merry Christmas/Yuletide to every one of you faggots. I know the year started out rough, but we got through it TOGETHER, and it ended with glory not known to us in some time. The fire rises big time, and with Kek's blessing, next year will be even better!
SHADILAY
Jacob Perez
Merry Christmas you massive faggots. It has been an honor and a privilege to shitpost with you fine gentlemen this year.
Wherever you are, whatever the political situation in your country, just know we have shown it is never hopeless.
And a happy Current Year + 1!
Jacob Johnson
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Evan Myers
YOU DON'T OWN NOTHING GOYIM
Austin Allen
Merry Christmas Kek, thank you for these epic dubs.
Ryder Ortiz
Get out of here with that faggy forced meme shit. Who ever drew this deserves to be shot. Club pengiun tier.
Samuel Powell
Bump. I've been in the middle of recording my shitty voice for you big guys. I promise I'll stay up and finish even though I'm only about halfway through.
One of my favorite Christmas threads was the guy on /a/ posting How Battler Stole Witchmas, and some user reading it, so even though my voice isn't as good or fitting, I'm gonna give it a try anyway. Somebody might like it.
Noah Ortiz
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John Jenkins
Well if I don't own nothing implies I own something. like my racial identity because that'll be here a millenia from now, the Jew will look so strange you won't be able to call it human at that point
Nathaniel Campbell
Guess I'll post mine here:
Twas the night before Holla Forumsmas, when all through the board, Not a poster was stirring, not even the nords. The niggers were hung from the lamp posts with care, In hopes that Ben Garrison would soon be there.
The shitposters were comfy all in their beds, While visions of race wars played out in their heads. And I sitting all alone in my room, Quite enjoying all the Democrat gloom.
When out on the street there arose such a clatter, I leapt from my PC to see what was the matter. Over by the window I lurked like a Jew, To see what nonsense the liberals would spew.
The moon, on the breast of the new fallen snow, Gave a hideous luster to the degenerates below. When suddenly on the horizon did appear, A man who all of Holla Forums could revere.
His golden locks so shiny and plump, I knew that it could be only Donald Trump. More rapid than eagles his presidency came, Then loudly, he called out his enemies names.
“Now media, illegals, Californians, and queers!” “My inauguration will happen, despite all your jeers!” “To the edge of the border and over the wall!” “I'll never rest until I've deported you all!"
As liberal tears then fell from the sky, They cried about how they would literally die. And yet the wall ever higher grew, Even as SJWs continued to boo.
And then, I heard from up on the roof, Moonman shooting into the crowd of goofs. Still hearing the sound of each fired round, I drew in my head and then turned around.
Stood before me was the Donald himself, He then placed a MAGA hat onto my shelf. Very well dressed from head to foot, Yet still smelling slightly of sulfur and soot.
Just having finished deporting a black, He then cracked a joke about Jeb's cuck shack. His eyes, how stern! His face like a lion, As he sent back another Paraguayan.
He said to me I'd have nothing to fear, As this countries problems would soon disappear. With a wink of his eye and a wave of his hand, Muslims immigrants were instantly banned.
I still remember that night he won, How his hair shined bright as the sun. The moment when they called the race, And the following smug look on his face.
I'll never forget the memes we shared, Or that moment when he declared, “Make America Great Again”
His work finally finished, he went to the door, And with a nod he said there would be no 2nd Cold War. He showed me a notice of Yellen's dismissal Then got into to his car and gave the driver a whistle.
Quickly away he drove, the streets now clear. As I looked back upon the happenings of this current year. But suddenly I heard Mr. Trump shout, “Merry Christmas to all, enjoy the leftist freak out!”
Michael Williams
heh. bumpan.
Carter Reed
IT'S A KURIMASU MIRACURU
Jacob Barnes
Nice job OP. Checked. Kek smiles upon you.
Checking these dubs
Austin Gray
Finished recording, lads. Now I just have to put it all together and upload a video.
Levi Fisher
FIRST POST BEST POST NO EXCEPTIONS
Lincoln Cruz
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
Joshua Johnson
Before I go to bed, please someone sticky these dubs,or cap them at least, for tomorrow I have to make my kekmas feast
Isaac Cruz
You really won't last long on this board kike
Ryder Turner
Digits
Sebastian Robinson
dubs checking all the digits in the thread WEW LAD checked
Easton Stewart
I tried before to write a parody of the classic Irish song "The foggy dew" about the "sneaky jew", but I suck at this.
Could any talented user give it a try? I think it would be great parody material:
Sorry guys, I forgot some things I had to take care of at the last minute, went to sleep, the webm took longer than expected, and I rerecorded a couple lines, but here it is.
Well, at least I had fun.
Christian Torres
Wunderbar!
Angel Lewis
you have too much cum in your nose and you have beta voice
James Powell
Bumping best Christmas thread. Check 'em
Christopher Lee
Check your digits. Merry Christmas
Isaac Fisher
Check if you have autocorrect settings messed up or something, user. You misspelled Keksmas.
Ethan Rodriguez
But Keksmas is on Novemeber 9th
Jack Sullivan
Nice script. Good job on the ad lib, though.
Nicholas Flores
does anyone have the Ben Garrison Christmas poem from last year?