Uh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word!

This.

drumpt

nobody cares

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xyzzy

i read the novel back when i was 15 and i don't remember shit, what was nedry backstory?

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He clearly said 'ah ah ah' you fucking retard.

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bazinga

DRUMPF

BANE?

ITS A UNIX SYSTEM! I KNOW THIS!

Blormp

He didn't intend to endanger anyone. If all the muh Malcolm effect chaotic edge voodoo nonsense bullshit didn't happen, he just would have handed off the embryos to the boat, returned to his desk, disabled his program, and no one would be the wiser. He had a perfect plan.

Ingen had him work blindly to develop the software for the island to keep the island a secret, so he didn't have the context to make his stuff work properly. They just fed him requirements. When there were inevitable huge problems to be solved, they pinned everything on him anyway and told him he had to work overtime to fix everything, without pay, to fulfill his contract, and they said they'd contact all his other clients and tell them he was unreliable/unprofessional/a piece of shit if he backed out.

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Emma

Fun fact: the actor playing Dodgson is a child rapist

Fun fact: so is almost everyone else in kikewood

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Fun fact: you are schizo

You kikes always use this when you can't prove someone wrong.

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Why didn't he just quit?
You a leftist by any chance?

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Did nobody see Ghostbusters? The magic word is "please"

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They all just need to take their meds lol they just schizophrended it all up lol stop being crazy lol

Keep sucking porky's corkscrew dick. I'm sure you'll get that thick load of pig jizm down your throat soon.

Again, Nedry didn't want to cause any havoc. His plan was to get to the dock and back and restore everything to normal, but the storm fucks his plan up. All the companies in the book are far more evil and ruthless and he's a small fry trying to outwit them and make a buck.

Hammond in the book isn't tragic Santa Claus either. He's reckless, avaricious, and totally self-deluded, inviting kids to his island death trap and planning to put millions more in the path of danger when he opens the island. He refuses to make the dinosaurs safer/more tame because "it wouldn't be authentic." Both Ingen and Biosyn (Dodgson's corporation) are ruthless cutthroat organizations.

the password is

basednippon

Although actually I have no idea where these modeling pics of the JP girl came from, I've never heard a straight answer, never seen a source and definitely never seen the whole set

He was what a college aged young man… poor casting, casting that 45 year old jew.

Hammond's character changed, because Attenborough was so well loved and had played Santa Claus. Of course, a lot of characters changed from the book with many of them being melded together. Ned was very greedy and very dumb. He easily could have waited 15 more minutes and set up an ice chest in a secure location or hired someone else to take the canister from him without having to leave the command center building. His death was far more grizzly in the book too.

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reminder that in the book this guy is an alpha muscular chad

Spielberg said he sympathized with Hammond's showmanship and decided to change the character. Part of the reason Nedry has to do it was the lack of people in general on the island due to secrecy. Bare minimum scientists that will suck Hammond's cock and perform adequately, local workers that speak little English, and a few specialists in the control room. He put all of his eggs in one basket with the automation, so he could cut down on HR and potential leakers. electronic locks with keycards on most doors, cameras everywhere, massive computer terminals. IT was a Resident Evil level designer's wet dream. There wasn't anyone Nedry could've interacted with that stayed there as long as he did. Even if there was, the storm would've sent them home before it was empty enough for Nedry to put his plan into motion.

I remember one of the Jurassic books where some idiots tried the standing still and got eaten since T-Rexes have great eyesight.

i love watching you redditors get fucked

t. kike

Why are leftists incapable of admitting porky = kike?

Oh wait

I need to go re-read the book. It's been a few decades.

A lot of the scenes from the first book have already been used in the other movies with slight changes here and there. The river chase replaced the trex with the pteranodons. It might be interesting if they do a more loyal jp tv show or cartoon. I would love to see Muldoon survive.

It was based on an incorrect assumption that they couldn't see directly infront of them iirc. It was eventually corrected by the time the second book and movie Lost World came out.

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niggers

I don't get it.

Emma wins again

Leftypol making fun of their planned famine to subdue Ukrainians.
Gnommies use it to control peasants. See China in the 60' and North Korea in the 90'.

su

Explain this shit.

Also…
I hated both of them.

lol sauce?

Aren't leftypol commies themselves?

Anyone else notice that almost all of Steven Spielberg's movies in the 80s either starred children or had child sidekicks when it wasn't even necessary?
Isn't it strange?

Well jurassic park was in the 90's. That and I kind of liked Short Round.

Short Round was one of the few cases of "Small annoying sidekick" trope done right

leftypol's specific form of utopianism has never been tried so no they're not communists.

Why exactly won't he name names?

Was Richard Attenborough a miscast?

They're the kind of communist that claims "MUH REEEEEEEL GOMMUNISM HABS NEBBER BEEN DRIED" and blame all of previous communist regimes' failings on capitalism, despite the fact that the USSR was responsible for just as many coups and regime changes as cold war era capitalist countries.
Don't tell them that though, they'll juts claim the USSR was "state capitalism".

I thought they were alright considering how fucking bad kid sidekicks can get. Lex in the book was far worse than both of them combined in the movie, and even she was passable in comparison to the little shitters in TLW's novel. I do agree that Tim surviving the fence was bullshit, but the rest of it was realistic. Considering how retarded most people act with CY+2 technology, her being able to navigate the menu of an early 90's computer under threat of death as a kid was acceptable.

He actually told you if you read what he wrote.

Klatu Barata Niktu

PLEASE

Don't talk back to me you fucking nigger.

The girl had nice tits

guess accusing someone of pedophilia without any proof would lead to being sued by said person

thats three words retARD

because they're jelly it wasn't their shitty waifu