OBAMA PRESS CONFERENCE AT 2:15

We have less than an hour until King Nig gives his final word on the election. IF HE PULLS ANYTHING, we need to be on the streets immediately. Dress well, we may have to be on the media tonight.

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c-span.org/video/?420268-1/president-obama-holds-news-conference
silverdoctors.com/headlines/finance-news/chilling-prophecy-predicts-obama-will-be-last-u-s-presidenteurope-a-total-wasteland-by-end-of-2016/
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youtube.com/watch?v=mVhK1GvfCzA
youtube.com/channel/UCJg9wBPyKMNA5sRDnvzmkdg
archive.is/gOr3x
zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-19/fun-fake-statistics-5-increase-median-household-income-pure-illusion
twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/809543928068313088
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which streets? i haven't really left my apartment in 4 months, user. where do I go?

Just get dressed and try to look presentable. The specifics will be discussed once we know what Obama intends.

How did you vote

im ready for war

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i didnt. i just shitposted a lot.

isn't he just giving a usual pre-christmas thing before he goes off to play golf in hawaii?

He's going to address the "hacking".

if you really didnt vote for Trump and you could have, kill yourself right now.

When is it?

2:15EST. Thirty four minutes from now.

i couldnt

Underaged? Or out of country?

he'll be at least 15 min late, like usual

fbi or cia? you dont need to know shit. all im trying to find out is where i need to be in an hour. heres a bump tho

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Be at your local city hall, and if you don't have one, find your nearest DNC office. Gather your bros if you have any.

Hopefully this is nothing, but just in case, be dressed and presentable NOW.

on it

Is it okay to feel butterflies in your stomach when thinking about this upcoming ape speech?

I'M READY FOR A HAPPENING

I smell it on the horizon. Do you?

STREAMS
ABC: youtube.com/watch?v=Dfh342F96fs
GN: youtube.com/watch?v=6eNesVgSwTU
TWH: youtube.com/watch?v=w2c0pYm44W4

What? Who said anything about weapons? :^)

This might be the real one.

Aren't you non-eligible to vote if you've been convicted of a felony crime? (Note you can still run for office)

There is no we.
If Obongo does anything, there will be thousands of people on the streets, if not more. Just blend into the crowd, be one of many like always and don't fall for honeypots.

SKYKING
SKYKING

2 JUST FUCKING HEARD. DON'T GET COCKY, IT'S GONNA GET ROCKY.

Many but not all states forbid felons from voting, yes.

Of course then there's California, where you don't even have to be a human to vote. A dog could vote there for all it matters.

I'm not talking about Holla Forums, I'm talking about us as individuals.

haha somewhat unrelated blogpost incoming
I was at the store and this elderly libshit gook was playing the Kieth Olbermann rant from the speaker on her phone. I laughed in her face and she got triggered.
bump for possible WW3/civil war

THE TREE OF LIBERTY'S GOTTA BE WATERED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS

THIS COUNTRY'S GOTTA BURN TO BE REBORN LIKE A PHOENIX, THE FIRE RISES BROTHERS

You need to be at the white house ready to 360 no scope. Get to it lad.

He's going to say the same shit the MSM has been saying.

huurr where do I go in an hour

to the pantry for more Pocky you fat fuck

fite me irl u lil bitch

KEK HAS WILLED IT

Dubs confirm populist uprising. Praise Kek!

THE BIRTH OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE IS COMING SOON
WE WILL CONQUER THE GALAXY, BUT THOSE FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL LOOK TO US AS THE START OF OUR GLORIOUS ASCENT

why and when did Holla Forums turn into Holla Forums?

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All the cuckchan refugees that refuse to assimilate shitting up the board.

dubs check em

Why do you still browse 4chan?

kek, let's find out if it was worth it.

A lot of the hype surrounding this seems to come from this guy. Probably BS, but one must remain open to Happenings.

is there any streams for the conference?

Just went to the feed

c-span.org/video/?420268-1/president-obama-holds-news-conference

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Fuck, what's going to happen!?

what's going on? where is it? did i miss it speak?

youtube.com/watch?v=w2c0pYm44W4

hasn't started yet

It's in five minutes.

if dubs, more stuttering

WE'RE GOING TO DIE!

inb4 screams of spoonfeeding. these piece of shit immigrants can at least gain something by mitosis

A part of my wants that prophesy to be true. The one where King Nigger is the last president of the US and the republic finally falls like it did in Rome (the US founding fathers modeled the US after Rome hence all the symbolism like eagles and architecture) and then the whole US empire collapses like when Egypt finally got a nigger pharaoh at the end and that was it. They were finished for good. Students of history will remember: Never let a nigger lead.

I had a giggle m8

that jew is going to gain 20k new followers, that's all that will happen here

STREAMS ARE LIVE FAGGOTS

ah thx. what's all the hype about? is it really supposed to declare war on russia or is it actually a regularly scheduled conference?

He's right though.

But I don't know if the administration realizes if they kill Trump it'll be like killing fucking Jesus Christ at this point, he'll become a martyr to the entire nation and the fire will rise.

If get, civil war today.

Off by one

It's his final conference. Which means he has almost nothing to lose and is going to unleash whatever he has up his sleeve.

Not gonna lie I am pretty nervous.

REMINDER
silverdoctors.com/headlines/finance-news/chilling-prophecy-predicts-obama-will-be-last-u-s-presidenteurope-a-total-wasteland-by-end-of-2016/

Wew

Nigger Standard Time
(aka Jewish Standard Time)

Off by one!

he's going to address the (((russian hacking))) of the election

if he did, that would be a declaration of war

o fugg :-DDD

even hillary cunton made a joke about colored people's time

no exceptions to the rule, apparently

Kek blessed, no civil war today boys.

Tomorrow, it is, then.

not suspicious at all goys

I wonder why he's in such a hurry, it's not like he's expecting workplace violence right?

We gonna get nuked

Wouldn't want "Russians" dissenting him, now would we.

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Timezone?

if nuclear war happens, i'll be vaporized in a matter of minutes :(

As long as it puts a D on the ballot. They actually passed a law here effectively preventing a Republican from ever getting on the ballot again. Whoever wins the top 2 most primary votes from any party gets on the ballot. We had 2 Democrats and no Republicans for Senator.

it's right now, this second. all streams just started.

wrong link

c-span.org/video/?420268-1/president-obama-holds-news-conference&live
c-span.org/video/?420268-1/president-obama-holds-news-conference&live
c-span.org/video/?420268-1/president-obama-holds-news-conference&live
c-span.org/video/?420268-1/president-obama-holds-news-conference&live
c-span.org/video/?420268-1/president-obama-holds-news-conference&live

PANIC!

there are worse ways to go fam, you won't even know what happened

oh shit alright, watching the fox one now

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Also on JewTube.

youtube.com/watch?v=w2c0pYm44W4

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It's 2:18 you fucking nigger where are you

MORE THAN JUST A FAREWELL SPEECH

IT WILL BE ABOUT MUH RUSSIA

if dubs, obama dunks his head in a basket of water. when he pulls out it's revealed that he's white.

he's just been a german with blackface. the eternal germanic strikes again.

If singles, Obongo fucks up and stutter a lot.

The nigger is always late. Usually 30-45 minutes.

I've packed my SHTF bag, in case world as we know it end by obonobo tonight.
Sieg heil!

Goddammit Obama you disappoint me on so many levels.

>>>Holla Forums

well you know blacks, never on time, always late, awlays stupid

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he has to get drugged up by his handlers

GEE WHIZ, I WONDER WHY

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If dubs he tears off Michelle's dress to reveal her hairy ball sack.

In all fairness Trump has kept us waiting a number of times.

Maybe it's just the usual round of(scripted) questions from the press he takes every year before holiday? Maybe guys?

LIST OF POSSIBLE HAPPENINGS

1. Obama declares war on Russia (unlikely)
2. Obama declares the election results invalid (very likely)
3. Obama declares martial law and names himself President Interim for an indefinite amount of time (likely)

A typo, fantastic job.

They must be giving him the good shit then, he's late as fuck.

???

First time since election day i've been actually nervous a little bit.

what about muh legacy?


i don't watch the news, or talk to normies or anyone, so i guess i don't get it. are people taking this seriously? is it just a bunch of delusional #imw/herfags trying desperately to deny their own faggotry and explain why they lost, or what? is the public rly taking this srsly – does anyone even trust the MSM anymore anyway?

His only lasting legacy is fag marriage. Even the health care bill that was supposed to be his big thing has collapsed.

Nope

We're going to have a Nuclear Christmas this year.

a nice big syringe of bullshit

That's not how our ancient Nazi magikkk Egyptian numerical ouiija works, dumbass!

You do know that if he delays the transition of power, there will be mass confiscation of weapons in the following days?

4. Obama says he's going to take vague, indistinct "actions" against Russia and postures a whole fuckton without saying anything. (practically guaranteed)

If Trump gets in office "muhfuggin legacy" is going down the tube when America is made Great.

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Russia hacked my toaster and burnt my toast

HURRY UP KING NIGGER I HAVE TO GO TO WORK SOON REEEEEEEEEEEEE

This nigga betta be hitin his pipe or sum shit, making all us wait here like we wuz waitin fo our diks tuh be sucched

I'm all for chan mysticism, but that was probably a hoax. It was supposedly said in a foreign language, and no one's ever translated it or even presented the document.

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more sanctions??

sup sam

He's gonna fuck up and sound dumb anyway. Kek doesn't even need to intervene.

A military coup (against King Nigger) seems more likely
There's a reason Trump's been surrounding himself with generals, he knows this is a possibility.

5. Obama clutches his heart when he says something against Trump and dies immediately of cardiac arrest, proving once and for all that Trump is a servant of God (100% chance)

Russia hacked my diet and made me eat a donut.

So far, we have no reason to expect a plhappening from this, other than a tweet or two from some fag. "Taking to the streets" as OP suggests is 4cuck tier hysterics at this point.

LET ME SEE YOUR UNIT BADGE SOLDIER

s-sort of comfy

Go to your wagecuck job and come to this thread later.

5. Obama declares that if the Electoral College confirms Trump instead of letting the legislature decide, he won't leave office.

you mean you don't believe the highly credible source Silver whatever buy some silver from my short sells goy?

(checked)

top kek

iran deal?first nigger president yeah, but starting a major war would pretty much fuck it up. i'm just saying better to be a boring president than a completely hated, destructive one. i don't think he simply has free reign to do any crazy shit his negro blood tells him to

GET YOUR SUNDAY BEST (plus boots) ON.

4. We have decided to invade Syria with Israeli and Turkish troops.

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But you're still nervously glancing at the clock every 5 minutes or so

probably this
hopefully

THIS JUST IN
KANG NIGGER'S STREAM HAS BEEN BTFO BY RUSSIAN HACKER KNOWN AS CHEEKI BREEKI

NOBODY KNOWS THE COMING OF THE LORD user

HE'S LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT

He's gonna reveal a new birth certificate that's totally legit guys.
I just wanted to get high and play vidya but I might have make a sign now and take to the streets.
Nignog ruining my Friday.

Any bets on whether he addresses the birth certificate thing?

I'm sorry sir, that's classified.

if dubs, Russia hacked obongo's coffee machine

I bet he talks about his term as pres and putting more sanctions on russia and this whole thing will be another huge anti climax of hype because mainstream meteor

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FULL SCRIPT OF THE SPEECH LEAKED
OPENING STATEMENT BELOW

if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if
okie dokie

Yeah, but it would be neat if it were true, if it were memed to be true.

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kekd

You know in your heart you want a happening, user. Don't pretend you don't.

I'm not watching this boring nigger again. Just waiting for people here to tell me what happened.

if if if if if if election was rigged okie dokie

Have to go to fucking work, goddamnit. It's going to kill me all day not knowing what this nigger said before fucking off to pineapple nigger island.

They burnt muh tendies!

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And Obama is late for it.

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HEIL SAFETY!!

We all want one (even tho we really shouldn't now) the question is whether the big nig will deliver one. My bet is this will be nothing, but who fukken knows.

Hope you niggers have your bug-out bags ready to go.

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Well I can tell you what did not happen.
The Holocaust

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Relax, it's nothing.

These are the people warping the minds of our countrymen to believe any bullshit they feed them.

When is obongo gonna give his speech

FOX10 grill is getting annoying

theres a cold civil war going on right that could go hot at any moment

It just finished, weren't you watching?

Unsettlingly plausible, if you replace the Trumpening with the impending nuclear war the nig is about to start

With what they just revealed with the birth certificate, this nigger is going to jail if Trump sets foot in the oval office.

They've been packed for months now.

LET ME PLAY SWORDS WITH YOUR COCK

They're golems, they have no real thoughts.

If king Obongo Nigger of the concrete jungle decides to do any of that I think I might finally snap and become an hero.

Not watching is luckier. It really takes your attention from harnessing memetic energy. I take full responsibility for Trump's poor performance in the first debate against Shillary.

15 minutes ago but he's a lazy nigger.

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That's a good point.

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Here it comes.

We don't know.
He's on Africa time.

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Basically this user
But my body is ready
Also checking those dubs

OH SHIT BITCH TALKING ABOUT RUSSIA AND HACKING

Already shit talking Trump and his team.

If dubs someone will yell PRAISE KEK during the conference.

I don't know user, a post-nuclear war America sounds like the perfect starting point to making America truly Great.

Once the people have been forged by the fires of nuclear hell they will be much less willing to rely on idealist fantasies and much happier in gassing the non-whites and kikes.

If dubs, Bobama pulls a Budd Dwyer.

Which ones are you watching? I'm looking at the cspan link

How long do press conferences typically last?

He's just gonna cuck out again like always, right?

ABC. They're already trying to discredit Trump.

I Miss Edgy . . .

Check'd

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Off by one.
Sad.

He's fucking president, he shouldn't even have vacations

It's gonna be the usual bullshit.

You deserve something bad.

Is there a livestream of this?

c-span.org/video/?420268-1/president-obama-holds-news-conference&live
youtube.com/watch?v=w2c0pYm44W4

youtube.com/watch?v=mVhK1GvfCzA

>1 off

http s://www.whitehouse.gov/live/president-obama-holds-press-conference-18

Tell me something that I don't know.

I got dubs/trips like a motherfucker trying to meme COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT while watching her, live.

READ THE FUCKING THREAD YOU NIGGERFAGGOT

I MEANT WELL.

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Were other presidents also this late?

nah m8

They're already trying to put the "difficulties" in the transition on Trump. I think they're seriously going to do it. Holy fucking shit.

FOX10

youtube.com/channel/UCJg9wBPyKMNA5sRDnvzmkdg

I bet the Russians hacked Obongos clocks to make him late, right?

This fucking nigger.

were other presidents nogs?

Bill Clinton was late to give the keys of the WH for the inauguration of the next president or something like that.

He hadn't gotten all the furniture out yet

comrade general, pls to request permission to deployment of tactical cpt implantation yes?

dont forget all the silverware too

Does anyone else think it's weird how much FOX feels the need to remind us that this is his "last" speech as president?

Are they worried about the same thing yall are?

Kek'd

The 3rd largest city in Russia is Novosibirsk, which is the capital of Siberia.
Did you know that

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Sorry to keep you waiting, homosexual business.

JEsus fuck.

looks like those staffers are having a pizza party

FOX CHICK MENTIONING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

What happened with Old Sibirsk?

TWO MINUTE WARNING

TWO MINUTE WARNING

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2 MINUTE WARNING

2 minutes to live

2 MINUTE WARNING

While birds are known to clean their feathers by preening, did you know that the same word is used for seals and sea lions cleaning their fur?

Can someone tweet "Watching from Les Bains, France" to that fox 10 grill.
Also, praise kek.

why are niggers always late?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TWO MINUTES TIL
fucking
WAR

I'm waiting.

Praised

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Low IQ

Until nuclear war or O'nigger speaking?

Nice knowing all of you.

No. Good job. Have a rare Putin.

Ugh

FBI now agrees with CIA

archive.is/gOr3x

TANKS ON THE BORDER IN 30 MINUTES

at this point, what difference does it make.

I'm gay

He's gonna come out as a faggot and suck michelle's cock live on television.

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indeed

FUCKS SAKE OBONGO HURRY UP

That's not what it says though.

Get your guns and MAGA hats ready lads.

HAPPENING

I hope it's just that.

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FOREIGN NIGGER IS ON STAGE

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ITS TIME

HE'S HERE

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I'm fucking ready

NIGGER IS HERE

Who made these negro gifs?
The style looks eerily familiar….

Communism

LIST OF NAUGHTY AND NICE

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ABC STREAM FROZEN

=HE IS ON==

what?

MUH JOBS

fug D:

MUH SERVICE JOBS

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MUH LEGACY
MUH LEGACY
MUH LEGACY
MUH LEGACY
MUH LEGACY
MUH LEGACY
MUH LEGACY
MUH LEGACY
MUH LEGACY
MUH LEGACY

MUH LEGACY

citation needed

I want to see the most embarrassing thing ever

KENYAN FAGGOT BRAGGING

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UNEMPLOYMENT IS ONLY AT 4.6% WHITE BOIS OKIE DOKIE

You lying sack of shit

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WE WUZ PRESIDENTS

Fuck off.

They have no concept of time.
They cant plan into the future and when they remember the past its only how it affected them.
One reason could be IQ, but Ive met smarter nogs that coulnt into time.

FUCK YOU KING NIGGER I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR WORK NOW REEEEEEEE
Someone please make a recap thread I can look at while on break

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Reported by the CIA director if you read later on.

wrong

IF YOU WANT YOUR LEGACY, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR LEGACY

He’ll be killed and revived and killed again for every last one of his lies.

Fucking hive mind.

Love that movie

and over half of this county getting gibs

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Wait looks like he's just going to talk about how great his Nigger reign was.

HAHA ALL THESE THINGS I DIDN'T DO BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH WE ARE NUKING RUSSIA LOL

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I HATE NIGGERS

I know, but it's the only source I found when I googled

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MUH DJIA

OKIE DOKE

That's a big bubble.

He's campaigning right now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Same boat user
REEEEEEE

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(checked)
He replaced full-time jobs with part-time ones, it's a shitty kind of growth (if it can even be called growth).

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When did he ever do these things?

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IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF

He actually showed up. I'm shocked.

crushing it on the stats

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Can the nigger just answer questions already

Jesus fucking christ what did you do?!

EXCEPT THE TZARNEAVs AND MATEEN

OBAMA CLAIMING NO TERROR

OKIE DOKIE

MUH BIN LADEN
MUH BIN LADEN
MUH BIN LADEN
MUH BIN LADEN
MUH BIN LADEN
MUH BIN LADEN
MUH BIN LADEN
MUH BIN LADEN
MUH BIN LADEN

He a good boy. He dindu nuffin. Shhhhheeeeeeeeiiiitt!

YOU'RE STILL AT WAR WITH MULTIPLE COUNTRIES YOU FUCKING NIGGER

SEXIST

IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF

SEX

kek he almost said sexcessfully

if if if if if

NO ATTACKS

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BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT
zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-19/fun-fake-statistics-5-increase-median-household-income-pure-illusion

I WANT CUCKCHAN TO FUCKING LEAVE

THAT IS A FUCKING LIE
SAN BERNANDINO

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STRONGER AND MORE RESPECTED ABROAD xDD

PANTS ON FIRE!

I DID SOME THINGS TO HELP SAVE THE PLANET

NOW LET'S POKE RUSSIA INTO WAR

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literally everything he just said is a lie

I A GOOD PRESIDENT

YOU DESTROYED SYRIA YOU FUCKING WAR CRIMINAL

Now We are involved in 5 wars!

keke he probably wants to be with Michael right now.

ifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

I gibs de fryed chikunz to all my peeps.

MUH GUN VIOLENCE

workplace violence

MUH GUN VIOLENCE

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THE AUDACITY OF THIS NIGGER, HOLY SHIT

MUH GUNS

MUH GUN VIOLENCE

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LEL, why don't they just learn2code?

"Doing Good"
That means taking more money from jews

Are you fucking kidding me you stupid nigger?

THE CITY OF ALLEPER

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I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE ANNOUNCEMENT OF CIVIL WAR

'Politician - you get +5 public order for every war"

WHAT IS A LEPPO???

WHAT CITY?!?!?

YOU'RE GOING TO THE HAGUE
YOU FUCKIN' NIGGER-KIKE-FAGGOT

A LEPPO

"""REGIME"""

WHAT THE FUCK IS ALEPPO

This porn at the bottom of the thread is really distracting. Fuck you Jim.

THE WORLD IS UNITED

IN HORROR

God dammit, this lying about a Leppo

boi he about to do it

CANT MOSSAD THE ASSAD
NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER

I'm new here, what's a leppo?

Yeah, that's how war works you dumb shit.

WHAT IS ALEPPO?

OH SHIT, HE'S NAMING CHEEKI BREEKIS

dude

Blaming Russia for what is a Lepo.

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KEK BLESS ASSAD, DEATH TO KING NIGGER

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RUSSIA HAS BLOOD ON ITS HANDS

AHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S STARTING

literally what?

dont fucking do it nigger

THIS DUMB NIGGER IS LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH AND HE DOESNT EVEN GIVE A SHIT, HE ISNT EVEN LEGITIMATE, FUCKING HANG HIM FROM THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT

It a new strain of weed dude

I do have adblock tho.

No. Fuck your corridors, fuck your aid and fuck you.

WHO IS THIS A LEPPO GUY???

Okay here we go, ITZ RUSSIA and ASSAD!

Oh fuck no, he's starting it.

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ISLAMIST NIGGER FILTH

HERE WE GO LADDIES

((((((((((((((((((((((((impartial)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>>/cuckchan/

MUH UN

How can one man lie so much!

t. 17 Intelligence agencies

IT'S HAPPENING

motherfuck the jew-N

ITS TOTALLY RUSSIAS FAULT DUDE

Russia bad. Dem niggas doan no about no fryd chikun.

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The gets are coming in faster than I can track them, so I'm stopping here.
A Constitution founded upon an internally reinforcing system of CHECKS and BALANCES


Pic related. You know what I do.

STOP BULLYING RUSSIA YOU NIGGER

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IF YOU KILL YOUR ENEMIES THEY WIN

When is he going to do this? He's out of power in a month.

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>>>/cuckchan/

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HUSSEIN OBAMA FOR PRISON

Wage war on conflicts that has nothing to do with us because humanitarianism.

why the left say the same thing in every country?

WHy isnt Assad legit?
His family has run the country for decades

The Assad regime cannot slaughter its way to legitimacy any more than Trump can bully his way to the presidency.

IS THIS WHY YOU SUPPLIED TERRORISTS WITH WEAPONS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?

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That's Heqet, not Kek.

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Assad Russia and Iran are trying to obfuscate the truth

MUH REPRESENTATIVE TERRORISTS

It doesn't fucking matter.

HE'S GOING TO DECLARE THAT THE TRUMP REGIME IS ILLEGITIMATE JUST LIKE ASSAD

obfuscate*

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because they used poison gas and barrel bombs on bakeries

IT WAS NOTHING

DAVID YANKOVICH GAINED 300K followers

CAN WE FUCKING STOP THIS NOW? TWENTY-SEVENTEEN

IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING

now we know where kek thinks it should happen

Time for questions from the lugenpresse

AMERICAN VALUES MEAN TAKING THE POZ COCK FROM EVERY BROWN SAVAGE GOY

It's fucking nothing

(((Letterman)))

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MERRY CHRISTMAS WHAT IS THIS RACIST SAYING

wew

Did he say that? I heard confiscate.

LISTEN TO THAT FAGGOT REPORTER

WHAT IS THAT FAGGOTS NAME?

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WHAT
HACKING

That jew voiced reporter

This homo


kek

Whiny Jew voice.

HE'S PREPPING THE US WITH ANTI-RUSSIAN RHETORIC

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I'm not from 4chan.

Are those gunshots?

FIRST QUESTION TO THE GAY LIBSHIT REPORTER KIKE

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FUCK I CANT HEAR THE FAGGOT KIKE OVER ALL THOSE GODDAMN TYPEWRITERS

kek holy shit this guy's fucking balls need to drop

PLANTED QUESTION

DISPROVES YANKOVICH'S CLAIM THAT PEACEFUL TRANSITION ISN"T A TOP PRIORITY ANYMORE

BELIEVE IT OR NOT A JEW LIED

UH

IFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

OKIE DOKIE

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obfuscate. doesn't make logical or grammatical sense otherwise
it means to make obscure

All these canned questions

kek

*raises paw*
thaaank you Mr pwesident~ :3

CONSEQUENCE

THE RUSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNS

SMOOTH TRANSITION IS A-OKAY!

DNC WAS A LEAK NOT A HACK

That guy was fantastic. How can he play a tough guy, a wimp and a wimp pretending to be a tough guy (and look that way) in the same movie?

What the fuck are those noises?

wew

THE ROSSHIANS

(checked)

oy vey why is obama so weak on russia?

Even honest questions are "canned" in that they write them down ahead of time so they don't have to come up with one while standing there.

The Russians grabbed Michelle's penis.

(((THE RUSSIANS)))

You mean Okie Dokie?

Thank god, that shit was fucked up.

Someone phishing one idiot = HACKING THE ELECTION

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ITS NOTHING
TRANSITION CONTINUES AS PLANNED

Stenographer.

double dubs suggests someone should dropkick him in the nads to give those poor oysters a rude awakening and knock them out of their shrivelled little shell

twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/809543928068313088

Typewriters

I know what it means. nigger. I was explaining I heard Onigger say confiscate.

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Have you missed his entire reign? This nigger is an absolute fucking PUSSY

all those fucking reporters bringing typewriters to the press conference

camera shutter

Russian hacking is a fact goyim. No other monsters would dare do such a thing.

Tell me that wasn't spot on.

i'm not an etymology professor it was just a guess

Wait until it's over before you say that.

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That was underwhelming

He did it. He named russia.

HERE WE GOOOOOOO

PUTS DOWN SAUDI DICK TO SPLURGE OUT WE DONT WANT ELECTION INTERFERENCE

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So basically just more shitting on Russia

well that was a huge waste of time

Is he even going to address his birth certificate?

ha ha no war.


but will there be talk of Israel?

Those are cameras you dumb niggers. Each noise is a picture.

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OBAMA WIMPS OUT AGAIN AS TRUMP CALLS HIS BLUFF

OUR AGENCIES HAVE BEEN ALERTED TO THE FACT THAT OBAMA IS A NIGGER

>>>Holla Forums

I wonder how he's even going to get through this fucking thing without being proved wrong at least once

It was.

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He's basically admitting all those emails are real.

THE DNC WASNT A HACK NIGGER
AND PODESTA FELL TO A PHISHING SCAM

CLAIRTY AND CERTAINTY THAT RUSSSIA HACKED DNC

Russia didn't hack the fucking DNC, and even if they DID, we owe them a debt of gratitude for doing so.

He's talking in code.

Why can my cellphone take a picture without making noise but a professional camera can't?

Explain.

That's the sound of me fucking your mom

WRONG

Fuck this nigger god damn

check'd

CLICK HERE TO CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD

even full-time employment has gone up - its just it did so really, really slowly and it started from the lowest point since the great depression. its like saying a 400 lb kid at fat camp saying he lost 10lbs in 14 months. So what?

TRUST US GOY, WE KNOW IT WAS RUSSIA, NO NEED TO LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE

(((fake news)))

I noticed football too

HE MEANS THE NUCLEAR FOOTBALL

They were planted there by Vladmich Vladmir Vladstein Putin, the dictator of the Russian Caliphate goy.

Can I have a summary? I just came here

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Wrong pic

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this

read the cunting thread lazy nig

"Warning: Viewer discretion advised during live streaming coverage"

basically "we dunno evidence but we tell u it happened" XD

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WE WERENT' TRYING TO ADVANTAGE ONE SIDE

SEEMS PRETTY ROUTINE TO ME DAVID

HE JUST SAID LEAK

Fucking hell I need a couple months before nuclear war you fucking nigger ape.

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Anons' reactions aren't much to go on

It's "Subtlety" you dumb Kike.

DSLR cameras have a thing where an internal mirror moves from a position where it refracts light into the viewfinder and exposes the sensor that captures the image. These cameras can take like ten photos a second so you can imagine why it can get noisy.

well achsually :^) is a combination of mirror flip and shutter.

the lack of flashing ron paul gifs should tell you that no major bombs have been dropped yet.

"Oh and by the way the guy who looked like me and campaigned for hillary during the election while receiving saudi money wsa also a russian agent"

Political SCRUM
What the fuck is he doing.
Code words?

Then why were you campaigning for the cunt you nigger?

WHAT IS THIS TRAITOR UP TO??

it's nothing but kvetching 'bout muh russians

no they're typewriters WAKE UP

"if if if if if if if if if if uh okie dokie"

Because your cell phone is a piece of shit, you goddamn underage faggot.

PAPAHAHAHAAHAHAAH

he's catering to the british middle and lower classes by using sports references that they understand.

and shameless lies about how wonderful life is here in Weimerica

>"at least I will go down as a president"
yep, not being "hyper partisan" at all….

you right, my WOKE ass nigga

Why wouldn't you want the American people to know what their politicians are doing nigger?

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HE GAVE HIM A STERN TALKING TO

You speak a lot of sense

Pretty much it.

SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES

Dude's losing his marbles in record time.

The truth is "interfering with the election process". Fucking brilliant.

I bet Putin is laughing his fucking ass off

typewriters are code for "telling put to cut it out"

ITSFUCKINGNOTHING.JPG
I hope Trump uses this "Election was hacked" bullshit as opportunity to return to analog voting ballots, while making sure to proof Russia wasn't responsible for anything, bashing democrats doubletime.

This is actually a pretty solid metric

NEVER BE THE SAME

FUCK YOU

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Who was it that said that all of Obonobo's news conferences were heavily scripted? This feels like that

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This is the longest answer I’ve ever heard which has absolutely no information in it at all. Holy fucking shit, he’s saying NOTHING.

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Being a Jew.

WORKPLACE VIOLENCE

Obama is a fucking pussy

POLITICAL GOSSIP

PRESS' FAULT FOR REPORTING ON LEAKS

JOHN PODESTA’S RISOTTO RECIPE

Maybe he's posting from the -stein universe

"I Ugh . . . Dinndu Nuffin" Obama 2016

HE'S SHIFTING THE BLAME

What the actual fuck is this guy talking about?

citation needed

What a faggot, as if there was nothing incriminating in those leaks. "Oh, just gossip and risotto recipes :^)"

HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT THE MOUNTAINS OF FUCKED UP SHIT IN HER EMAIL

THE LEAKS WERE IMPORTANT YOU DUMB SHIT

Hitler dubs confirm

He is always like this. Drones on and on and never says anything of substance

HOLY SHIT THE GALL OF THIS NIGGER

Press conference is literally nothing. I find it funny though Obama just insinuated that he put Putin in his place when he talked directly to him in China. Fucking top kek.

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DavidYankovich exposed as clickbaiter stupid non-credible shit if Obonobo does nothing crazy.
So this nigga better hope Obonobo does something crazy.

podesta rissotta recipie

I like how he is pretending the emails were gone through thoroughly publically. nice trick there. I c what u did.

DON'T REPORT ON COMPLETE CORRUPTION GOY

No surprise there. Obama is a Democrat. Did you expect him to campaign for Trump? Departing presidents have campaigned for their party successor since Washington campaigned for Adams. It's just how it works.

He's fucking with us.

what made us vulnerable to the truth?

DON'T WRITE THE TRUTH GOY

IM-FUCKING-PLYING THEY WROTE ABOUT ANY OF THIS SHIT

WIKILEAKS IS RUSSIAN HACKERS NOW

PRETTY ROUTINE STUFF

ROUTINE STUFF

obongo is crumbling

Is the secret ingredient children?

inb4 FAKE NEWS

that dude is posting his won screenshots here beginning in the other thread. anons responded and he mocked the Trmpfers in the same breath as bragging about new followers. quit taking kike bait ffs

The media wrote about the leaks? Not the mainstream media. They fucking IGNORED them.

Why not just record a video in UHD and grab frames later?

leave it to the members of the 25347th who walk the tightrope of reason over the chasm of insanity on a daily basis without even being able to check the fucking weather report in order to look for smoke and seek out the fire.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS LITERALLY COMICAL

Russia hacking his teleprompter
LIVE

That's (((MSM reporting))).

"routine stuff"

It's surreal how when this nig came into office, I actually thought he was a good public speaker. Now he has so much shit to cover up he can't help but speak in terms that are meandering and vague.

But remember goy, the Russian-hacked leaks are what cost Hillary her victory!

ROUTINE CHILD RAPE AND SACRAFICE

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He has no idea what he's talking about

WE WUZ SLAVS AND SHEIT

YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED THAT PEOPLE HAVE FREE ACCESS TO INFORMATION

THE AUDACITY OF THIS NEGRO

WHAT ABOUT MUH CIVIL WAR?

Yeah I imagine the juicy emails Obongo sends his hhusband Michael about sucking his tranny dick would ruin his public image.

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Obama reported for fake news.

6. "Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh we shouldn't fear, we shouldn't be scared of these people and uh stuff, be strong y'all and stay united or something"

THESE HACKS WEREN'T SOPHISTICATED

THEY CAME STRAIGHT FROM VLAD HIMSELF WITH THE FULL RUSSIAN KGB TECHNICAL BACKING

Someone make a sweating man in front of two buttons meme not a maymay expert so don't know what it's really called

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"Such as My Scat fetish" Obama 2016

NOTHING TO FEAR IF YOU GOT NOTHING TO HIDE BOBAMA

WE DON'T HAVE THE INFORMATION
THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF EMAILS WHICH WEREN'T RELEASED

Has it really been that long already?

WHY THE FUCK IS HE TALKING IN THE FUTURE TENSE

Everything is the 30's again! They got their hats with "Press" in the ribbon. Tapping away at their typewriters. "Wow! Whatta scoop! The boys at HQ are gonna love this!"

remember, he's already retired.

RIGHT

TOTALLY SPONTANEOUS QUESTION GOY

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It's called a Dissonance Cascade.

*Bombama

http:// knowyourmeme.com/memes/daily-struggle

he just threaten the financial system

Bigger pain in the ass to do it that way. Just snag a couple hundred photos and sort through which ones you like and don't have obonobo throwing faeces.

NEW THREAD SOON
NEW THREAD SOON
NEW THREAD SOON

Blowbama

IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF

STOP IT

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excellent

Soon.

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God do I hate this nigger

OKAY NOW IT'S THE CHINESE

i knew this faggot was lying dammit

MASTER DIPLOMAT CONFIRMED

STAHP IIIIIT

HAHAHAHAHA
You are a pussy Barry

STOP IT

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THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME PUTIN

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HE JUST THREATENED CHINA

PODESTA FELL FOR A PHISHING SCAM, FUCK YOU

he's essentially a slicker Trudeau, only difference is he can (barely) go more than 5 words without swallowing his tongue

I hate to have to check my own trips but this is an interesting get.

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I feel this cyber stuff is pointed at us.

She's now a fat dyke.

The audacity of this nigger

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Gratz on getting the mene, Reddit

Fucking chinks keep up a steady bombardment of cyberattacks all day every day you dumb fucking nigger, what is all this bullshit?

Is he really saying he can jive up to world power leaders and boss them around?

Cardboard Death machine

WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY

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(((International norms)))

are you suggesting you believed a Jew?

>I suspect if any of us got our emails hacked into there might be some things that we wouldn't want appearing on the front page of the newspaper or telecast - even if there wasn't anything illegal or controversial about it

Right out of King Nigger's mouth. Show that to anyone who doesn't doubt "muh privacy"

i talked to china and they totally stopped guise :DDDD

GUARDRAILS

"OPEN SOCIETY"

he's also going on and on about the economy

FALSE FLAG ON THE STOCK MARKET INCOMING

That's exactly what he's doing. He's trying to prop himself as the big boss of the world in the eyes of normies.

CYBER ARMS RACE BETWEEN US GOV AND 600LB BEDROOM HACKERS DECLARED

topkek

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They're going to wait until February.

YOU STUMPED FOR HER CONSTANTLY YOU PATHETIC SHIT

TRUST THE VOTING MACHINES GOYIM

Kike plays semantic games to deflect negative attention and criticism onto others. What a surprise. Not.

OBONOBO CUCKING ALREADY

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BARRY WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING SPIED ON EVERYONE IN THE WORLD, SNOWDEN SHOWED THAT PLAIN AS DAY

I'm getting a complete doublethink overload.

PICK ONE YOU DUMB NIGGER.

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NIGGER JUST ADMITTED THAT THE ELECTION WASN'T "TARNISHED"
Use it to respond to every liberal who claims russia hacked it.

HOW TO SUM UP THIS CONFERENCE WITH ONE PIC

FUCKIN COON

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

NEW THREAD

I made it a few minutes early, the PPM here is crazy

And she had several abortions, not surprisingly.

Awwww Were Special

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sounds like the known unknowns and unknown unknowns bs

HE MENTIONED SANCTIONS AGAINST RUSSIA

WHAT A LIMP-WRISTED FAGGOT

GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY YOU DUMB APE

we can do stuff to you, a thoughtful methodical way. some of it publically, some of it they will know

What a fucking pussy

Sumpin's wrong

YES HELLO WHERE ARE THE PROOFS?

Came here to say this.

THEY DON'T GO AROUND ANNOUNCING WHAT THEY'RE DOING
LIKE WE DO WHEN WE ANNOUNCE WE'RE GOING TO ATTACKING MOSUL WEEKS BEFORE WE DO SO

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….Or it could be they just never done it.

requesting that comic with the boulder

It's almost like they know what they're fucking doing as opposed to our purposely pussified military.

The Democrat Party is dead, you and Hillary killed it

NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD

THE

AUDACITY

CLINTON TREATED UNFAIRLY IN MEDIA

MEANWHILE TRUMP IS OPENLY GLORIFIED

Can't kill the undead

Why aren't I 50 points ahead?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

is Obama /ourguy/?