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HG threads seem to be going well, let's try another simulator from the same site. Give me 8 comic characters and 8 cartoon characters to put into the Survivor simulator.

Pearl Islands because that's the best season.

Comics: Batgirl

Cartoons: Ezekiel of course

Comic: Jane
Cartoon: Him

Comics: Ronald Plump

Cartoons: Chowder

Comic: Fatman
Cartoon: Vicky

Darkseid
Cruel Vet

Comics is Darkseid
Cartoon is Cruel Vet

Comic: Matthew Patel
Cartoon: Red Herring

Comic: Great Lakes Avengers
Cartoon: Skinny Jasper

Comic: Scott Pilgrim
Cartoon: Courtney

Comics: Kill Audio
Cartoons: Duckman

ARE YA READY KIDS?

YES I'M READY

This is exciting to see.

How does this work exactly? I only know about Hunger games

Damn, I just missed it. Oh well, let's enjoy the show.

Have you watched an episode of Survivor or heard of the show?

When was the last time we tried this game?
Cause last I remember Werewolf Shaggy won

Here's how this'll go for every day: I'll post the two alliances at once, along with a description of the upcoming immunity challenge. Then, I'll post the challenge spoilered, plus the two tribes' events. Then, I'll post the elimination + votes, and the cycle will start anew.

I didn't feel like nominating tonight but I will be watching with interest.

I have watched all Total Drama season

Totally forgot the challenge description.

"Pirates had to protect the loot they plundered from other pirates by moving from an island to another island and transporting their utility with them and therefore the tribes would be demonstrating the same course of action. Located at Snapping Duck Bay, each tribe had a makeshift cannon with detachable parts and they needed to navigate and transport it through a series of hard obstacles. They had to take the cannon apart first and get it through two fences, then they had to clear a path covered with rocks everywhere to get it through, then they had to drag it through thick mud and then race to the finish with one member carrying the tribe flag and one member carrying the tribe torch. The tribes needed to cross the finish line first with all eight members and their cannon intact."

Basically like that, but the theme song is

The first immunity winners: The Cartoons
The other tribe will vote a member off shortly.

And the first character to be voted off…

That's what she gets for being the first one

Didn't realize the comics tribe is full of misogynists.Also fuck you Batgirl for ruining The Killing Joke.

The Comics tribe has taken the first blow. Will they recover?
BTW, not bothering with reward challenges because they have no effect.

"Three tribe members from each tribe were tied to a raft by a rope that was being pulled by their tribe in order to pull the raft away from shore and closer to the clue. The tribemembers sitting on the raft had to untie themselves before freeing their teammates. After they were free they swam out to receive their clue which was a set of coordinates. They took their clue and their rope to shore and went into a circle where they used the rope and the clue to create a dig spot. After finding the dig spot teams had to dig until they found their flag which had to be raised in order to win."

Freakin' last girl.

They recover!

I bet Flatman was some great help. Big Bertha could get out of that too.

And the next vote is… A TIE?!

Get rid of the meme.

The revote has been counted, and the person really going home is…
Backstabbed by a waifu. Of course.

Freaking Vicky's face.

YES

FUCK YOU VICKY

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Surprising that Vicky's still in the alliance after that.
"One person's harnessed to a rope above the water. Hold them up for as long as possible. Every five minutes, the player pulling at the front of the rope must let go."

Zeke can't catch a break

Cartoons come back for their second win!

And the third person voted out is…
They're gonna need avenging.

And they're out yet again…

Now that's RNG taking a dump on me

Survivor thread?

Can anyone give any reasons for these fights?

We may never ever know.

Try and figure it out.

AKA make shit up.

Some people just don't get along

Things aren't looking good for Darkseid.
"Each tribe member would move one space at a time across a platform to try and get to the opposite tribes platform. If two contestants from different tribes block each other from moving they wil have to engage in a physical showdown, with the first person to fall having to go back to the start. The first tribe to get all their members to the opposite platform wins immunity. In a bonus twist, the winning tribe will get to "kidnap" an opposing tribe member to live at their camp until the next reward challenge. This member will also be immune from the next Tribal Council."

Where the fuck is Blackperiperal?

Cartoons win again! Ronald is immune from the vote tonight, but he also can't cast a vote.

It would be pretty cool for people to make up dialogue for some of the events.

When in the fuck was kidnapping allowed?

What are they planning?

something something 4D chess

The votes are in, and despite Darkseid bonding with Jane, the end result was inevitable.

It was a twist in the original show. There will be another big twist later.

Looks like he'll be going back to McDonald's for work.

What a backstabbing bitch

With noone but the alliance left, the Comics tribe will be forced to turn on each other if they lose again.
"Jeff has a spinning wheel of seafood/island-related items, which will be blended into a smoothie after they're spun up. In a tie, each tribe chooses the other tribe's representative for the tiebreaker, which involves six of the twelve items on the wheel."

Will the tribes merge eventually?

But they won't have to worry about that tonight, because the Cartoons win immunity!

Yes

You're a faggot, OP.

The backstabbing bitch gets her comeuppance.

Oops.

ICKY VICKY IS OUT

Every other one of them is trying to save their own arse.

Day 6. Will the comics take another win and even the tribes?
"Three members of each tribe will have a pole across their shoulders. Each round, weight (20 lbs.) will be added to that pole. The decision about which tribe member gets the weight will be made by the other tribe. When the weight becomes too much to bear, the tribe member will drop the pole and be out of the challenge. Last person left standing wins immunity for their tribe."

Nope. The Comics are going back to Tribal Council.

Matthew's going next.

I don't thin Matthew will last long

Ouch. Got wrecked.

That was surprising.

SOME 4D CHESS RIGHT THERE

Oh boy, you're gonna wanna read this next challenge.

"The six previously eliminated players have returned as The Outcasts tribe to compete against the others in a three-team challenge. If The Outcasts beat one tribe, that tribe will have to go to Tribal Council and vote a player off. The Outcasts will then vote one player back into the game. If the Outcasts beat both tribes, Morgan and Drake will both go to Tribal Council and both vote a player off. The Outcasts would then vote two players back into the game in that scenario. If both Drake and Morgan win, The Outcasts' chance to get back in the game will be forfeited."

FUCK

The Cartoons are safe again, while the Comics will vote yet another off. The Outcasts will vote one player to return to the game.

Everybody loves Red Herring.

Time to see who's going to be voted out, and who's going to come back in.

AVENGED

How is Matthew NOT out yet?

Affirmative action

Not only have the Great Lake Avengers returned from elimination, the tribes are now merged into one! How will this affect the dynamic?
"For the first round, the castaways must jump from a pontoon into the water, pull themselves along a rope under the pontoon to the opposite end without surfacing, climb back onto the pontoon, and run back to the start. This is done in two heats of five, the first two players in each to finish two laps move on. For the final round, the same thing is done, but players must do five laps, and move a medallion to the front each lap. First to move all five medallions to the front wins."

Goody, now I have 4 noms again

Scott wins the first individual immunity, while Matthew tries to cover his ass. Will it pay off?

Matthew will win. Calling it.

The player eliminated tonight suffers an embarrassing fate: They are the last eliminated ineligible for the Jury. The next seven to be voted out will join the Jury, who will be the ones voting on the winner when we reach the final two.

Fuck I'm out

Fun Fact: In the Survivor fandom, "Pagonging" is the term used for when a tribe is voted out one by one by the other tribe after a merge. The practice is named after the Pagong tribe in the very first season, the first tribe to suffer this fate. To date, a full Pagonging has happened in five seasons.

"The castaways must answer questions about pirate folklore. Each castaway who answers correctly would get to place coconuts in the bins of another castaway. When a castaway receives five coconuts, they are out of the challenge. The last castaway standing wins."

The survivor to get immunity is none other than RED HERRING
And no tribe events occurred, so we're going straight to the council.

Didn't last too long.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Taken out once again

"Blowdarts. Each player has their own section on the board (sub-divided into 1-, 2-, and 3-life sections). Hit anywhere in your own section to become a killer, then hit the other players’ areas to get rid of their lives and/or killer status. When you’ve lost killer status and all three lives, you’re out of the challenge. Last player left wins."

It looks like the Cartoons tribe is set on becoming the final five.

Tonight, the Cartoons' target was clear and precise.

Will the Cartoons alliance hold? Who will be leaving next? Stay tuned to find out!
"Make three 3-letter, four 4-letter, five 5-letter, six 6-letter, and two 7-or-more-letter words from the letters in SURVIVOR PEARL ISLANDS. No plurals, proper nouns, and non-English words are allowed. In addition, all words must be spelled correctly, and the words ‘Survivor’, ‘Pearl’, and ‘Islands’ are forbidden. When you think you’re done, call for Probst. If there’s a mistake, you’re out. First with 20 words wins."

[spoiler]Jasper wins immunity for the second time in a row!

I'm rooting for Skinny now

The alliance holds strong.

Team comic is good as fucked

It's easy to see Matthew's in trouble. In fact, some might say it's Matthew Patel vs. the World.
"The castaways must use muskets to hit sails on the beach, causing them to burn. First to have all three of their sails hit (by themselves or the others) wins."

Him wins immunity! Will Matthew survive Tribal Council?

BETRAYAL

Matthew's out.

SWERVED!

2cruel2stay

Hory sheeet

What does this mean for the alliance and Matthew? Were they just giving him a false sense of security? Did they need to get the Vet out immediately before he spilled their secrets? Were they just stupid?
"The contestant must fill their canteen with seawater, cross a balance beam without falling off, and pour the water from their canteen into a tube, raising a key attached to a tiny float. They will then unlock the second beam and lower it, and repeat the process. If they need to refill at any time, they must return to the starting platform to do so. They must get five keys and lower five beams to grab their flag, before crossing them again to get to the start.

Either way, Matthew now has a spot in the final four, defying the Cartoons alliance again!

I'm betting Courtney is going to vote out Red Herring

#COMICCOMEBACK

Courtney is the next toon to be sacrificed by her tribe. How long will Matt last? Can he defy this alliance and make it to the finale?

Alliance #1 is weaki

Weakening*
Oh shit

I'll be interested in how things develop from here.
"Questions about pirate trivia and survival trivia were asked. Players compete individually against the Jury (GL Avengers, Jane, Scott, Vet, and Courtney) as a group, who must come up with one unified answer. One point per correct answer, first team/individual to five wins. If the Jury wins, no one is safe from elimination."

The Jury wins! No one in the final four is safe!

Looks like Cartoons win.

Still trying to take out Jasper and failed

I like this final 3

These three castaways are just one challenge away from the finale.
"Balance on a pontoon for as long as possible, using only your hands and legs for balance."

Not only does Red Herring get a spot in the finale, he also gets to decide who he's taking with him.

Fucking Red Herring!

Oh boy

Who will be denied a chance at GLORY?

Looks like I was wrong about who would win.

Thank God that the lesbian rock is gone.

And now he's up against the fruity devil

The final two, Red and Him, face the last seven contestants eliminated and make their case as to why they should be voted to win.

…in the original show, every member of the jury would ask the final two a question. In the sim, this is basically a buffer slide.

Red finals

Adding more suspense…

The first two votes cast…

And the next two…

AND THE WINNER OF SURVIVOR: COMICS VS. CARTOONS IS…

He was my second guess after Matthew earlier.

I don't remember how to do the italics.

Well see if I ever nom you again huh

And Skinny Jasper is the fan favorite for some reason.
Anyway, have some stats.

Fucking tumblrinas

Will we get another game?

Isn't a bit too late for that?

Perhaps twelve or so hours from now.

IF YOU'RE IN A MOOD A FUCKING GAME, THEN GIVE ME 24 FUCK TON OF NOMS BITCHES

Nathan

Dan Backslide

Holla Forums HGs are better.

Leslie

Dethklok

go away slut

Robin

Trixie Tang

William

Mrs. Manface

Condorito

Dana

Chowder

Sex Swing

Disgruntled Goat

Swamp Thing

Vriska

COME ON PEOPLE WE ONLY HAVE 9 MORE SLOT TO FILL UP

8 now

A Blue Bird

Vicky (again)

Amelia Bedelia post-feminism

My favorite fictional characters respectively

RAGGY

NAME?

Punished Tom

Mr. Incredible

Aang

Meulin Leijon

Simon Heisenburg

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Broodwich

LESSON LEARNED, IF YOU WANT YOU GUYS TO BE IN THIS GAME, THEN YOU BETTER WELL GIVE ME THEIR NAMES AS WELL

SO IS EVERYTHING IN ORDER PRIVATE?

You really should announce when the limit is reached.

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES

BLOODBATH

AIN'T SHE A NICE LADY?

BATTLE OF THE BANDS!

DAY 1

WHAT A FEISTY ONE

FALLEN TRIBUTES 1

PRESS F FOR FAREWELL YOU FAILURE

RIP Chowder
We all knew he'd die but it's still sad.

NIGHT 1

Y'ALL BETTER BE GETTING YOURSELF READY OR ELSE I'M GONNA GO DOWN THERE MYSELF

TRIXIE IS A SLUT

Trixie and her Dexter harem

DAY 2

WE HAVE 4 GENIUS TOGETHER AND YET ONE BIRD MADE THEM LOOK LIKE 4 IDIOTS

Was it Dexter's Secret that parrot stole?

Which Dexter?

NIGHT 2

YOU STUPID MONK, HE JUST STOLE THAT

HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT CATCH THAT?

Mr. Incredible must regret that he took a jobber into a 3-vs-3 ambush.

DAY 3

NO MORE SECRETS FROM YOU NOW

FALLEN TRIBUTES 3

RIP IN PEACE NICE LADY

NIGHT 3

ANOTHER UNFORTUNATE EVEN FOR THAT POOR BOY

JUST KIDDING I DON'T CARE FOR HIM

TRIXIE YOU FUCKING SLUT

>hand holding

DAY 4

SHE JUST CAN'T STOP HUNTING FOR THE D

FALLEN TRIBUTES 4

SORRY BITCH BUT LUCK IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE

NIGHT 4

YEAH SHOW HER WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF

BASED DEXTER(S) KILLS FEMINIST

FEAST

RUH-ROH

inb4 the waifubait wins

DAY 5

YOU FOOLS, SHE'S IN DISGUISE

FALLEN TRIBUTES 5

AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO YOU

damn you

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S L U T
L
U
T

NIGHT 5

KINDA PRIMITIVE BUT IT WORKS

Post your boys

YES

TRIXIE NO

Would be better off if Trixie lived, but we still ot a nice bunch left.

DAY 6

TAKE A REST MEN, YOU'VE EARNED IT

FALLEN TRIBUTES 6

NOW THIS IS A MENS ONLY CLUB

DO IT ROBIN, DO IT FOR CYBORG

COME ON DEXTER BECOME THE ALPHA MALE YOU WERE MEANT TO BE

UNHAND HER DAN BACKSLIDE=

HEY, WE'RE GETTING IN A RUT

I'll bet they all commit sudoku

Nice job jinxing it nigger

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WINNER

A victory, I'LL STEAL IT, ON ONE WILL EVER KNOW

EVIL WINS

ROBIN

ALONE AND UNPROTECTED

Can we get another game?

Yes please!

Who has the chart?

I guess i'll do another one, post me 24 more noms gentlemen!

Kevin French

Burnbot

Arthur

Box of Special K

Vivi

Lewis

Stretch

Mystery

Metallica and Hans Moleman

Bimbelle

Kingsonn Dededoo

I'm here to clean your clock

Primus

Big Barda

Rusty Venture

nigger if you're going to get 4 nominations in atleast be subtle

Motar

Furious Fernando

What does he get if he wins this

A name for the second one please

…Burnbot

Dudley Puppy

Carlomatsu

Mr. Snrub

Rouge

Piston Hondo

Mark McGuire

McGwire

Riley Freeman

Cutoff

Cutoff!

are you all ready to face utter failure while that one user taste sweet victory in front of you?

let's do this

I already had Backslide, I feel good.

It's McGwire, but ignore it for now.

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BLOODBATH

That's okay, word replacer II can fix that

One down

damn, is that from like 2008

3 to go.

This is going in my spooky folder. And fuck you for making me feel old.

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Well this is new.

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DAY 1

Had enough with cereal box in these games

"I always wanted to go out with a bang"

F for Piston tbh

He might be good, but he's no New God.

wut

burnt

FALLEN TRIBUTES 1

F for Riley ,Stretch and Hondo
The rest can go fuck themselves

F for Piston, Riley, Box of Special K

Hey buddy you can go fuck yourself too special K is god

NIGHT 1

That's a fist Dudley, not a mace

it's strong enough

He had a cup!

May those clocks forever be clean.

HUNGER, not thirst

What do you think Joe's cut was? 700 cents worth?

DAY 2

Music bands are done

Dudley is now looking for another target
Almost feel (not) sorry for her

FOUR HOURS

post yfw Dudley's trying to kill everyone who stole from him

BURN THEM ALL MOLTAR

FALLEN TRIBUTES 2

May he clean those clocks in heaven

...

F for Snrub and Kingsonn Dededoo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NIGHT 2

I wouldn't go in their if I were you

Absolutely fucking KINO

DAY 3

Looks like someone is ready to wreck some shit

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfuck

HE HAS THE HIGH GROUND

FALLEN TRIBUTES 3

F for both the victim and his killer

That's my boy.

F for both

Currently capping Dudley's story in case of even more kino

NIGHT 3

You idiots, get out of there while you can!

FUCKING KINO

HE KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE
HE'S GONNA FUCKING KILL THEM

FEAST

Two down

Dudley do it

DAY 4

One of them is getting the idea now

That stupid dog. That mother fucking gayass cocksucking dog.

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Oh please dear fuck no.

3 left, if Dudley kills Burnbot to win this will be the greatest kino ever devised by man

WINNER

Close enough

BOI

This is truly Hell.

YOU DA MAN DUDLEY

May not be complete kino, but it's like the laws of nature has suddenly bend over to his knees

FUCK THAT FAGGOT DOG

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GASOLINE

No one fucking cares about your shit show. Stop acting like huge faggot about it. Everyone here can clearly see that that you won't shut up about it.

Come on guys, sometimes you have to let the source material past, and enjoy the kino the RNG gives you.

TUFF Puppy fucking sucks dude, I just like the story this game had going on

That is nice

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Wait a few moments, one guy is getting ready

Just post 24 guys right now.

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Syx

Drix

Jack Kirby

Skarpne

Cans

King Bob>>858727

Ed's shit

Lord Kilderkin

Captain Flamingo

Muslim Genie

Oishi

Topaz

You're gonna have your kino, and you're gonna eat it too.

Genndy

RETARDO THE RETARDED

Teri

Inspector Gadget

BROWN BRICKS

NEPTR

Kill this faggot.

Filburt

Beerus

Amelia

Ow the Edge

Lunar Humanoid

Sisyphus

Papacha-sama

cmon man

The updates come once the night ends I think

Ronnie Anne

Too late cocksucker. Now fuck off back to your containment thread.

Okay then.

I think the dude behind that is really upset right now…

Beautiful.

LETS DO THIS

LET'S GO

He'd be dead all over again if he saw what Stan Lee and Marvel were doing.

The Bloodbath

GO GO GADGET SWORD

BROWN SHIT

Gadget absolutely wrecked Ed's brown bricks.

OUT OF THE WAY PEASANTS! YOUR GRAND VIZIER IS HERE!

You know he's gonna die early

GO GO GADGET NEGOTIATE

That's my girl.

==MOINEYCRAFTA==

I can imagine her scribbling green all over her body.

And that's how you play Minecrap.

GO GO GADGET romance.

Rape incoming.

WA-CHA

Damn it son!

Welp, the Earth is fucked.

This is a consistently bloody game, damn.

At least he died to a champ.

So much for being a Green Lantern.

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No, he has grander plans.

Much more kino plans.

History repeats itself…

GO GO GADGET LYNCHING

Beerus: Don't worry, I'll destroy your planet too.

YOU FUCKED UP
TRY AGAIN ASSHOLE

She's earned a good fucking.

How many kills is Gadget at? holy fuck

Not really unusual.

Turtle soup!

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So that's what those fortune cookies were pointing to.

So far Inspector Gadget has 3 kills with Oishi and Topaz following him at 2.

Tonight we dine

AMELIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

AMELIA!!!

OISHI! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!!

A mostly romantic night follows.

Oh fish sticks

There's the Destruction in God of Destruction.

Just another reason to hate gemdykes.

OK, buddy. You need to stop right there. Go to /hga/ if you want to avatarfag.

Of course it's the sanic character that starts the orgy.

The only one that didn't get any action was Kirby.

The next day has lots of bathing.

I'd say he's just having very avid support for his character, he's still in third person

Aftermath of the orgy.

...

How do you molest paper?

A peaceful night follows.

Who took Beerus' pudding?

Still, I just don't want to see this thread devolve into avatarfaggotry.

...

He's gonna need some water for that thirst.

Kill them all Gadget.

What a boring day.

Damn it son, what are you doing?

Arena Event

We're down to the superb six.

Fug. Hold on.

FAGGOT OP

Well atleast we know who died
BUT DID GADGET KILL?

DBS can suck it.

Here you go.

calm your tits, fag.

GO GO GADGET FUCK YOURSELF EDGELORD TRASH

Looks like Beerus met the true god there

Well, there goes my edgelord scorpion from Hell.

note to self: if anyone fucks up once they're a fag

Gogo gadget brutally murder your enemy

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after that boulder, I think all the edges got smoothed out.

Oh no!

Even she is confused.

Gone with the wind.

GO GO GADGET CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

;_;7 F for gadget

Oh Gadget… you were just suffering from crippling depression… Ed forgives you now.

That's the last of my noms dead. Gadget was a fun ride.

gogo gadget fucking just kill me now

The Feast

The bigger they are…

Moon Man gets puts underground without a sound.

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This is fine.

But still, Gadget should've won.

Well there goes my guy.

Now I'm happy

Good riddance to those gay rocks.

Can love really bloom on the battlefield?

Please, just give Jack Kirby his one victory in life.

ONLY THE STRONG WILL SURVIVE.

fuuuuck

kek

Jinxed it!

With Filburt out of the way, no more secrecy is needed.

Go Teri, I guess? I dont like either of these two

You know, RNG determines the game ends on the next slide.

Lovers will have to kill.

lol'd

Same

FUCK OISHI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It must come to an end. One of the lovers has to go…

HA HA HA

OH WOW

BITCH

go go gadget the fuck to sleep

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anime beats paper

Fuck this whole pointless game. I'm going home.

I guess that's that.

Round 2?

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I think that's that for tonight. I didn't even want to host much in the first place, but nobody else wanted to.

oh well. thanks dude. you have a good night.

Thanks anyway. You're still a faggot though.

shut up and kiss me homo

sorry i wasn't here last night
here's your chart