A Hellboy reboot is coming… How is this going to be?

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

A Hellboy reboot is coming…
How is this going to be?

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Cooper Flores
Cooper Flores

David Harbour has the face for it. Only reason I can think he'd want to reboot it would be to make Hellboy's personality closer to the comic version.

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

Director of the Descent and GoT
As a guy who followed Game of Thrones for a while, I can say that went to shit fast so I do not consider that a selling point. I just hope that they do Hellboy in practical effects again, Ron Perlman looks pretty good, if they get the same makeup artists all will be will.

Jaxson Anderson
Jaxson Anderson

I looked it up. He only directed two episodes– Blackwater (when ships get blown up by the green fire) and The Watchers on The Wall (when Jon Snow's bitch dies).

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

Well, at least guy to play Hellboy is cast pretty well. Director could be a real tossup. Descent was fairly decent as far as modern horror films go, and GoT episodes he did are among the more entertaining ones.

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

Didn't Thor the Dark World also got directed by a GoT director too? That movie sucked by the way, it was the most soulless of all MCU movies, and that is saying something given that the hero's mom dies in it.

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

Alan Taylor
I looked him up, and he's done a few. He did the episodes where Dany's dragons are hatched and where Ned Stark is beheaded.
But that was back in 2011/2012. Maybe he's gotten shit since then.

Easton Miller
Easton Miller

reboot
not ron perlman
even if he is a fucking kike

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

Seems kind of soon to reboot it doesn't it? I know Guillermo Del Toro probably wouldn't have delivered on Hellboy 3 but it still makes me wonder what that would've been like.

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

You should be glad.
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Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

kind of soon
It's been almost ten years dude.

Jack Parker
Jack Parker

oh

Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

I don't know if hellboy really works outside it's medium, everything is just dripping with a style that the previous movies and vidya couldn't nail.

Noah Wright
Noah Wright

tfw the last Hellboy movie was in 2008

Ryder Thomas
Ryder Thomas

I dunno man the animated movies were pretty good.

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

A couple of episodes and a feature movie are a whole different beast, so maybe he wasn't a good choice from the start. Also Dark World got a troublesome production since Natalie Portman didn't like working on it very much and there was a lot of arguing with the studio. And man it shows because it looks like Taylor bent over and delivered the most playing safe and predictable product he could make up.

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

That's true. The rest of his movies (and there's only a few, with them being spaced out a ways apart) all have pretty bad reviews, too.
He also directed that new shitty Terminator movie with Emilia Clarke.

Kevin Sanchez
Kevin Sanchez

fighting mad
posts on twitter

Jace Cooper
Jace Cooper

Trump hasn't broken any laws
hasn't done anything that Obama didn't do
is only working towards enforcing our actual laws
Every fucking celebrity: TRUMP IS A CRIMINAL I WANT TO BOMB THE WHITE HOUSE

Another celebrity to discard. What a shame.

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

don't forget the director himself

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

I think that's a joke,autist.

Jordan Davis
Jordan Davis

In case you can't tell, from the new Underworld and Prison Break, (((Hollywood))) has switched back to "wholesome conservative" mode in terms of marketing quotas. Try and guess what neo-millenia garbage is gonna try and make a comeback, this presidential term.

Juan Collins
Juan Collins

The noble pedigree of the keyboard warrior lives on!

Evan Jenkins
Evan Jenkins

I doubt it's a joke. I mean the guy is Mexican. As in born in Mexico.

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

Guy is Mexican
And that matters how?

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

Happy Ron and Del Taco aren't involved. But I hope they keep the practical effects for most of the movie and don't try to force a made up romance between Liz and Hellboy. Oh god, I hope they don't race swap anyone. We don't need a nigger Abe or Liz.

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

nigger Abe

When they're coated with 10 lbs of fish make-up, would it really matter?

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

To be honest, I'm gonna miss Ron Pearlman as Hellboy. I just hope the new guy can give us a good performance.

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

The possibility of a more comic accurate Hellboy movie

I love Del Taco, but he really went overboard with his interpretation.

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

It would. Especially because they'd make it obvious somehow just to get the point across.

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

nigger
going anywhere near water

Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

I figured the guy was a communist sympathizer. Considering how great he painted the rebels in the movie.

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

Neocons and the religious right are worse for PR than actual fascists and Nazis so I doubt it

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

You get a (You) for that one, mate.

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

That's an absolute lie or you're just imagining things completely. Hollywood would never clean up it's act this fast.

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

Can't go over borders if there is a giant wall in the way.

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

This is bad.
They're going to turn Hellboy into Deadpool.
And really I don't want them to make more movies anyway. I'm pretty sceptical of movies in general
They could make another animated one though, I liked those

Jaxson Nelson
Jaxson Nelson

i expect it to be very liberal

Lincoln Garcia
Lincoln Garcia

I'd say so if only Del Taco was directing it. But he's not so it's unlikely. But Mignola himself has gotten kinda left leaning over the years so who knows.

Gavin Adams
Gavin Adams

Funny how they announced it after they said Hellboy 3 is never happening

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

It's going to be cucked to hell.

Charles Martinez
Charles Martinez

But he made a vaguely rude comment about women in a private conversation, and had the gall to suggest laws be enforced.

Juan Walker
Juan Walker

R-rated
That's good
Game of Thrones
That's bad
The Descent
That's good
David Harbour
That's bad

Jesus Christ

Jace Edwards
Jace Edwards

Mediocre at best. Offensively terrible and SJW at worst. The trailers will make it obvious what route they'll take. We could have another Ghostbusters situation on our hands.

Levi Ramirez
Levi Ramirez

A reboot of a franchise that didn't even finish its first story arch….

I HATE THIS WORLD SO MUCH

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

What story arc didn't it finish?

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

Funny how Del Toro is a white guy.

Nathaniel Walker
Nathaniel Walker

The whole "hellboy is going to bring the apocalypse" theme. Also, what about the kid? And they left the organization….
So many interesting themes, all gone to shit

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

That's never really solved until Hellboy dies and basically kills all the dukes of hell. That would have to be a movie in of itself. The world still gets fucked hard regardless. Just not by Hellboy's hand.

James Sanders
James Sanders

implying Hellboy still won't end the world

Do you really believe he has escaped his destiny?

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

I dunno. I haven't read Mignola stuff in a while and as far as I know Hellboy is still in Hell.

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

If they keep true to the darker tone of the comic, and I do mean darker.
I'd like to see them try to match the constant dark shadows present in the art style.

Seeing Stranger things, yeah he could do the whole investigative, brooding Hellboy. But can he do the boisterous, action hero Hellboy?

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

Well, at least guy to play Hellboy is cast pretty well.

Oh fuck, don't tell me it's David "I don't know the difference between immigrants and illegal immigrants" Harbour. Fucker should kill himself by sucking as many black dicks as he can find until he gets a poz load. So, like, two or three black dicks.

Levi Howard
Levi Howard

And that matters how?

That means he's a beaner talking shit about the master race, retard.

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

Hellboy ended the world of hell

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

As I understand it, Mignola is done with the Hellboy series. The conclusion of Hellboy in Hell which sucked is the conclusion of Hellboy's story.

Liam Diaz
Liam Diaz

I heard he's just taking a break for his art but who knows. It'd kinda suck hard if this is how Hellboy's story ends.

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

At least he's not encouraging people to punch other people in the face like David Harbour is.

Ryder Sanchez
Ryder Sanchez

Hellboy Reboot!
Starring Charley Sheen as Hellboy
Chris Tucker as Abe Sapien
John C Riley as Roger the Golem
Amy Schumer as Liz
Bill Nye as Professor Broom
And for extra [CURRENT YEAR] points, Rasputin will be recast as an obese latina woman who kills a crude mockery of President Trump in the first 5 minutes of the movie
Also it will be a trilogy and there's already 15 spin-offs and crossovers that have been greenlit.

Modern Hollywood is so bad that this may as well be true.

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

Has it been that long that it needs a reboot?
Hellboy (2004)
30 years ago

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

Don't think I implied this is a good thing. If you think the 2000's were in any way acceptable, then you're the very exact definition of gullible.

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

How does it currently end?

Owen Powell
Owen Powell

Hellboy may or may not have killed all the dukes and powerful demons of hell then goes to sit in a house on the coast of hell. That's it. It's super vague and unsatisfying.

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

Try and guess what neo-millenia garbage is gonna try and make a comeback, this presidential term.

I seriously have no idea what you're talking about

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

This. The casting was spot on, but Del Toro just did his own thing. It was just a vehicle to do more crazy Del Toro shit, especially the second one. He even admits as much on the DVD.

Angel Kelly
Angel Kelly

Don't worry I feel the same way, although the media seems to be doubling down on anti trump stuff if the last Superbowl was anything to go by.

Lucas Jones
Lucas Jones

Hellboy 2 was quite good, but I feel like a lot of people need to rewatch the first to grasp how much of a crappy adaptation it is. Right off the bat that whole thing with the forced in "normal guy" character was just fucking insufferable and completely out of tone with the series. Throwing in relationship drama with lengthy Hellboy pining scenes and getting jealous over normal guy dragged the movie down. Kroenen got muted, and much of the real eerie occult atmosphere got replaced with very basic nazi lovecraft mix 101.

It wasn't terrible, but it was very far from a good adaption. 2 fixed a great deal of these issues, and basically took every blank hollywood trope and replaced it with all those great monsters and fantasy worlds that get made out of Del Toros scribbles. He has some serious artists working on his stuff, and it's the best part of most of his films. It still isn't really Hellboy proper, but at least it's got some of the flavor in it.

So yeah, I'll be waiting on this with as much anticipation as the first, which wasn't very much, and I'll pick out what bits I like. I don't expect an actual full adaption to ever happen. The closest thing I've seen to actually match the feeling was a gag theme.

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

I agree with your criticisms of the first Hellboy movie, but the second one really wasn't much of a Hellboy adaptation. It was enjoyable enough, but had very little to do with the comics. It's strange, too; Mignola created a world that's rich and interesting and distinct, and Del Toro pretty much ignored it.

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

Starring Charley Sheen as Hellboy
Chris Tucker as Abe Sapien
John C Riley as Roger the Golem
I'd watch it

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

Can I be a guy who enjoyed just about everything hellboy on a separate layer?

I enjoy the comics, I enjoy the Cartoons, and I enjoy the Movies.

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

Would you consider the animated movies to be more accurate to the comics?

Easton Carter
Easton Carter

I guess.

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

It would be kind of amazing in a horrible sort of way.

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

In some ways. They definitely lost a lot of the "expected requirements" of being a full feature film that harmed the live action ones. I haven't fully watched them, but I did like putting him into Japan. You could easily do a whole bunch of little spinoffs of him hunting down Malaysian vampires or American Wendigo or whatever.

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

yeah well, I've got a solution for that

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

Reboot of a movie franchise less than ten years old
Not a sequel
No Del Taco
No Ron Pearlman

David Green
David Green

It's super vague
I think that was on purpose

Jayden Miller
Jayden Miller

Actually it was because Mignola was too busy with other projects to give Hellboy the ending he deserved. So the whole In Hell storyline was rushed.

Elijah Stewart
Elijah Stewart

They have Perlman playing Hellboy like he should be in the comics, so yeah

Isaac Nelson
Isaac Nelson

Based antichrist

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

Is that the guy who sperged out at the oscars about punching nazis or whatever?

Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

You mean David Harbour? Yes.

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

Do you think Kroenen will be in it?
Do you think he'll be a really polite Nazi scientist like he's supposed to be?

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

I think both hellboy movies were to casual-tier

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

They should mix the two.
Have him be a polite Nazi scientist who can kick ass when he needs to.
hidden blades up the labcoat

Landon Young
Landon Young

He can look the part but sounds like a young john goodman.

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

Why can't reboots and remakes just die?

Such is the fate of all who go to Hollywood. RIP Slade.

Its not, you newfag. Guillermo has always been a whiny virtue signaling faggot because mommy and daddy literally abused him by not letting him stay locked into his goth room making masks. He even follows that tweet with some cringeworthy replies. Geez its like summer around here already.

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