Welcome to Bluemmenism

Hey guys, today I like to present you to my new ideology. After years of researching I came to what I think is the most effective political theory ever created, bluemmenism.

What is bluemenism and its ideas?
Bluemmenism is exactly like communism, but blue. That's right. I always liked the color blue and was never a fan of the color red, so I thought to myself "maybe other people think the same, maybe this is what is stopping revolution from happening", after all people should feel comfortable and identify themselves with the color of the ideology they chose. So, my first thought was to simply create a blue communism flag, but it would be a wrong appropriation and would create all types of misconceptions. I decided, then, to create this brand new Ideology, and I hope you guys like it and join me in this fight.

Blue is the color of revolution. (Manifest Bluemmenist soon available)

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Seems good to me

This is the worst kind of revisionism.

>>>/gulag/

Idiot.

ewwww get that out of my face

Pink communism is best communism

Is this an AMA? I'd like to ask you a question, but I'm not sure.

sage goes in all fields

Colors are bourgeois.

what a fuckin surprise

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Hey, I've invented a new Ideology. It's caled Laborwave. It's communism, but instead red and outdated banners and heraldry, it's super effay and A E S T H E T I C, minimalism and cyberpunk symbolism. I have a feeling this will gain quite the following

ALL THIS IDPOL
LOGOS ARE SPOOKS
ALL THIS IDPOL
LOGOS ARE SPOOKS
ALL THIS IDPOL
LOGOS ARE SPOOKS
ALL THIS IDPOL
LOGOS ARE SPOOKS
ALL THIS IDPOL
LOGOS ARE SPOOKS

Greenminists are honestly the worst kind, with their shit marxist-primtivism.


Lul, just you wait for bluelag!


Also guys a kick update about bluemmenism. We are now literally dozens and naturally it created certain division in the movement.

Some people don't like the original blue tone so they created the baby-bluemmenism, this guys to me are the worst, they're fucking social-democrats.

Navy-bluemmenists however are way too authoritarians, but they have nice memes.

We also have the movement of pure-blue, they defend the total blue of the RGB spectrum.

The color-blind-blue are on the rise at the moment, they want a inclusive blue that contemplates color blinds too, they are kinda hated for their inclusive politics.

I decided to align myself with the gradient bluemmenism that put together all tones of blue and hopefully we can make some progress.

Ocean-bluemmenism is also a thing, I admit I love the ocean blue tone, but too many intersections with greenmunism.

Did somebody call?
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p sikk fam

Sure! I'll be answering any question people may have about it.


I counted at least three colors in this flag…


Beautiful! Dreaming with a blue one.

I'm a member of this now

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Your dreams have come true, bluerade

This is why I need transhumanism

You didn't invent shit
someone else already did
youtube.com/watch?v=DiSoC9w2A1o

>>>/leftyb/

anarcho-transbluemmenist

So, this guy poped out and said he is a nihilistic-bluemmenist. He argues that our slogan "A blue ocean, a blue sky, a blue world" is bullshit since eyes are not real and we can't really know if they are blue for sure, since all knowledge is fallible and the color blue is a knowledge that has its origins and classification from power structures and discourse. Right now he is waving his right hand and saying that he is holding a blue flag and we can't prove that he is not, thus it's true. I'm so pissed.

Eyes are a spook and also bourgeois. Open your third and fourth eyes - the skeleton eyes.

it may sound stupid what OP did, but communism now is so umpopular that the only way we can obtain more popularity is to be turd positionist, also the hammer and sickle have to be removed as well, and make a lot of critics to the most popular strawman of communism, denying being familiar to that terrible, genocidal and tyranic ideology (im doing it right now).

Logos are useful spooks. It helps to be able to identify comrades.

What's a good modern day equivalent of the hammer and sickle? Farmer and manufacturer were staple jobs of the era. These days would be what, service employees and sweatshop manufacturers? So like a plastic bag and a sewing machine maybe.

I dunno man people are so alienated from the value of their labor today that the core concept behind the hammer and sickle may be obsolete…

pick something that won't become outdated in 30 years. Like the red/gold star, human head, etc.

I'm a mutualist. Is bluemenism so sectarian as to not allow a blue mutualism flag instead of the shit orange/red ones?

So why not actually come up with politicial theory, instead of saying its Communism bu..but Blue guys because blue is so cool right? See guys its bluemmenism because I am so cool.

I am all for new theory for the 21st century, but can we actually put some more thought into it to be considered an actual thing rather than a parody.


I will go with a Star or something that can signal unity. Because maybe then if this parody of Communism actually becomes a serious ideology/political theory then we should give it a symbol.

NO FUN ALLOWED, WE MUST MAKE BLUEMMENISM A SERIOUS IDEAOLOGY

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GET READY FOR MAUVISM BITCHES

BLUEMMENISM is so August 9th, and the real revolutionaries are all over at MAUVISM. Mauvist-socialism is the only true form of socialism you fucking rectionaries

I FORGOT IMAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

are you going to post the animated version already fgt?

#0087D5mmenism are taking over the movement saying there is only one blue possible. If you thought navy-blue were authoritarians you need to know these guys.

we're totally not sectarian (as long as it is blue and it follow our strict blue palette table)


we got our own blue man group, I think it is more than any new political theory could ever accomplish.

Splitters.
Splitters all of you.
Unify every colour.

no im not coloring 180 frames again

My eyes!

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Revisionist bourgeois idpol. Bluemenism will bring equality for all.

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just write a script to do it retard

Autism: The Post

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This truly is the ideology of the future.

what a bunch of fucking revisionists
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This is some of the best shitposting I've seen in this board n months.

But blue rhymes with Jew

???
no it's not