Tell me kek, what do you foresee?

Tell me kek, what do you foresee?
A meteor strike on New Years Eve?

Where shall it hit, who shall it be?
Surely not Israel, the Pharisees?

Kek answered my prayer, he replied in kind
Current year shall see me, just one last time

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No digits. Not fated to be. Sorry user, but you shouldn't tempt kek

Let's start, then!

Checked.
KEK wants you to kill yourself, OP

Open war with Russia.

CHECKED
KILL YOURSELF OP.

Checked

Kek is not one set of dubs. Kek is the dubs in all of us.

checkd

Pharisees
Canaanites
Bad Samaritans

Hmmmm

Ask and you won't receive. Kill yourself neophyte faggot

oh boy

Checked

Kek will bring me tendies

Whatcha slidin' Chaim?

kek will bring me an amazing barneyfag bait thread back on cuckchan's vee

Don't ask things to Kek.
Kek is the one asking us.

KEK does not bless faggots

calm the fuck down, it's not done until next year

guess you're a faggot :^)

Guess what time it is OP.
Try and get someone in the spray.

So OP, self immolation as protest against white genocide, or suicide bombing in the name of kek?
Figure that historically these'd be your best options.

ISIS bombing on new years eve

Damn it, no dubs

ROBOT HOOKER ACCIDENTS

Kek will strike before the end of the year

Coughing fit pants of shit on live TV

Chaos ensues

No

Glass Africa tbh, Kek.

Race war

CHINESE ECONOMIC COLLAPSE INCOMING

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KEK obviously does not want to reveal what is in store, and it is not our place to pry

Checked. OP, kys.

kek bless me with dubs

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kek, please delet this thread

Kek, have you been fucking with us and Holla Forums was really wrong about everything ever?

Nah, it's gonna nail Albania. Mark my words.

What the fuck is this thread and who the fuck are you fucking plebs?

Give us zombie apocalypse please KEK

'''Check me Kek, what do you foresee?

A nuclear strike on New Years Eve?

Where shall it hit, who shall it be?

Surely Israel, the Pharisees?

Kek answer my shitpost, dubs reply in kind

Current year completing, for unending time'''

Check me Kek, what do you foresee?

A nuclear strike on New Years Eve?

Where shall it hit, who shall it be?

Surely Israel, the Pharisees?

Kek answer my shitpost, dubs reply in kind

Current year completing, for unending time

smh you faggots

Shitposting and tendies, user, they are how we respect Kek.

Kek will bring me riches

Guess I am going to have to do it myself.

The juden still have their part to play before the end, I'm afraid. Still, good luck.

This kek worship is crazy. It's a cartoon frog. The memes can be amusing, though.
Each to their own. I am Christian but don't proselytize.

Mate, New Year's Eve will be the same as it is every year. No meteor strikes; no sky falling on your head, maybe some natural disasters like avalanches or earthquakes or volcanoes.
My family live in New Zealand and they've had some earthquakes recently. Nothing life threatening.

Pic is inside my church. It's about 1,000 years old. I go there to pray. It is so peaceful. It's always open during daytime. I always light a candle as it helps me focus.

this is a low energy thread

christmas is cancelled

It's far more likely that the Yellowstone supervolcano will erupt than an asteroid collision.

KEK! STRIKE THIS THREAD ASUNDER, CLAMS, DO GOODERS AND OYSTERS!
KEK! SET MY HEART ON FIRE
CORNDOGS, BARLEY, AND FLOUR!

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i am frog

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I BELIEVE IN MY KIDS

ahh so i've found you now

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TEPID TOAD
ROUTE YOU OUT

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The first baby born in the White House since 1893.