I wish it had been a nuke

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

people don't know what a rocket launch looks like
people think it's a nuke
their only response is "go to twitter"
I wish it had been a nuke.

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

people think it's a nuke

c'mon mayne,

women ain't people

Angel Young
Angel Young

American women are degenerates

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

To be fair the military should issue a statement before launching near a city to clarify it has no payload other than chemtrails.

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

Does Vandenburg just not do night launches?

I can think of a few reasons why they would only do day launches, mostly do to them only doing military launches.

I just feel that even retarded Floridians would have recognized what this was.

Jayden Mitchell
Jayden Mitchell

If millions of people see it then of course some of them are going to go to Twitter. What do you expect? For fuck's sake, even if 1% has that reaction that's still a ton of people.
What's the reasonable response in this case, and why is it reasonable to expect literally everyone to follow it?

Henry Williams
Henry Williams

I'm not even sure if Vandenburg launches rockets. This one in the video was SpaceX renting space from the USAF.

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

Hahahaha twitterfag btfo

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

their only response is "go to twitter"

Well in all honestly, that is a pretty logical reaction.

Modern day twitter is basically a giant news system, so if you see something in the sky, you can be sure there are people tweeting about it with theories and maybe even explanations. Hell even government agencies are now using twitter to push alerts and notifications.

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

Good to know that, even in an apocalyptic scenario, the first thing on every retard's mind will still be (((social media))). The Internet was a fucking mistake.

Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

even in an apocalyptic scenario the first thing on people's minds will be to tap into the global communication network that lets them get in touch with their loved ones and with people who know what's going on
oh no

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

Ok @Jack, whatever you say.

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

what is electricity
what is it going out or being in a reduced form for an apocalyptic scenario

Mason Carter
Mason Carter

people don't know what a rocket launch looks like
that's not a normal rocket launch
normal rockets have plumes of exhaust that look like cumulonimbus clouds,
the exhaust on that rocket is whispy like cirrus clouds

Cameron Allen
Cameron Allen

That's obviously a British Anglo.

Carson King
Carson King

Part of why it looks so unusual for a rocket launch is all of the particles the atmosphere has been seeded with from chemtrailing.

Ayden Walker
Ayden Walker

repeatedly posting about chemtrails
Here's your (you)

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

Too white.
muh cumtrails

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

Just picked this up not too long ago, first time seeing what a rocket launch looks like at night, pretty neat

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

Why WOULD they know what a rocket launch looks like? Do you think people see them every day, or even every decade?

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

The dude is at least as stupid. But don't worry. He's "Going To Twitter".

I too wish it had been a nuke.

Bentley Sullivan
Bentley Sullivan

What's the reasonable response in this case
Not to be a complete ignorant dumbass. Failing that, to kill yourself.

Wyatt Taylor
Wyatt Taylor

You know Twitter is a constant source of up-to-date information, right OP? While that fucked platform may be a shitshow otherwise, it's not like they're off base going there to try and find more real-time info. But it also doesn't help that they sound like fucking idiots with this Valley Girl-type gawking.

Xavier Davis
Xavier Davis

LA fag here

They launch rockets from Vandenberg Air Force Base all the time. But we never see them. Probably because the air is usually so full of smog

The big reason, everyone saw this launch for tens of miles away was because
1.) Recent Santa Ana winds cleared the smog and clouds from the air (the same dry desert winds causing the recent wild fires)

2.) It was about 50 degrees F for much of the coastal cities that night and was probably cooler inland towards the valleys, at higher altitudes above the launch site was likely a freezing cold airmass and when the rocket flew through it ice crystals formed.

Atmospheric ice crystals tend to be more vivid and stand out moreso than other cloud types, especially in such a clear sky and in a state where the average person has probably never even seen snow in their entire lives.

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

SpaceX launches rockets from VAFB like once or twice a month. It was just very unusual atmospheric conditions that particular night

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

That pic is incomplete. It's missing those long ones that appear sometimes after planes. I forgot their name.

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

Chemtrails?

Aiden White
Aiden White

Contrails

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

It's only showing natural cloud types, as far as I can tell.

Jayden Long
Jayden Long

Here is a proper rocket launch so you guys can recognize them from now on

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

That's what it was. Thank you.

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

now i will recognize a real rocket launch immediately when i see one! finally something to thank muslims for!

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

Beautiful.

John Howard
John Howard

January 2018 - Falcon Heavy Demo Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster is planned to be sent to a heliocentric Mars transfer orbit

James Kelly
James Kelly

And only the basic ones. If you really want to you can get enormously autistic about clouds, down to shit like the distinction between altocumulus stratiformis translucidus radiatus and altocumulus stratiformis perlucidus radiatus

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

HAARP is used to switch the polarity of ice crystals in the atmosphere, forming a giant lens. This is used both for surveillance and to bath targets in toxic GMO radiowaves.

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

OMERRRGERRRD ITS A NUKE
DRUMPF IS STARTING WW3

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

what a waste of ressource.

Daniel Hernandez
Daniel Hernandez

Please tell me that edgy scifi looking shit in front of the car is some sort of aerodynamics testing wind tunnel and not just decoration.

I thought they were sending the car to mars, I'm disappointed.

Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

this is just plain stupid.
worst case scenario?
fuckton of debris

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

best case scenario is that some ayylum will find it and drift on mars blasting eurobeat, so i think its worth

Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

it's the upper cone of the final Mars transfer rocket stage. the background shells are the aerodynamic nose cone used within the earth's atmosphere. they separate and fall away shortly after launch.

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

The faggots here are too socially incompetent to have a twitter account

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

Well they'd spend just as much if not more in advertisements so good on them

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

That's the rocket you fucking retard.

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

I call this an impressive advertisement :^)

Mason Wilson
Mason Wilson

@

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

They even sound like they are mentally retarded.

Levi Taylor
Levi Taylor

I laughed at this harder than I should have.