He has a son

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He's a nice guy at least

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His wife died

Who was Goofy's wife?

t. Average Holla Forums user

Pluto.

Goofy fucked her so good she became retarded and feral. After Max was born, Mickey became her legal guardian and pretended she'd always been his pet to spare Goofy and Max the shame.

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Plot twist, the baby sitter was a man

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She usually sticks with Horus Horsecollar.

Sure bro, totally not a cuck.

Goofy also fucked Pluto so thoroughly, he becamse a she enough to give birth.

Max isn't his. Pete cucked Goofy.

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I'm not jealous of you Jeb!

well, his wife has had sex at least three times

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And yet, he's a disgusting kike pedophile.

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Lol amerifats with their retardation

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