How do you guys watch movies at the theater with no friends...

How do you guys watch movies at the theater with no friends? Should I wait 4+ weeks after release to go see something by myself? I want to see Dunkirk but have no one to go with.

I wait for the blu ray rip I can pirate.

faggot

But I've heard Dunkirk is something you legitimately need to see on a big screen

Quit being an insecure faggot and go alone. I do it on rare occasions and no fucks are given

Film is superior to digital, dvd, and blu ray, however any film where people say
Is inherently shit. A good film can be appreciated on any screen, if they say it can only be truly experienced in the theater then it's shit.

I often go to films on my own if I feel it's worth going to see and I want the cinema experience. I get a large coke (medium in US sizes), book on the computer screens and just sit wherever I want in the theatre. Even if you are sat in somebody's seat they will usually be reluctant to cause a fuss and just sit a few chairs over. I usually pick the middle seats where you can put your feet up on the barrier and get comfy.

I am a diagnosed autist so i've just learned to phase out normalfags and their stupid inconsistent rules about social conduct. I am a grown (lonely) man and I don't need an escort everywhere. I am alone for 95% of my life and it hasn't bothered me yet.

Are you joking or are you this inept at life?
If you have no one to go with just go fucking alone.

I'm better than staying a home and doing nothing.

What if there's a no singles policy where he lives? He could get in trouble.

If you go to see the famous Emjo movie, makes sure you watch out for white guys with yamakas in the back row…

I still can't believe this isn't a meme thing like penis inspection day. I have never once encountered this. How can a company have the gall to turn you away just because you don't have company?

so hard

Is it a myth invented by autistic people or Muhrica is really totally fucked up?
Inventing false thing is the clear path top Jewry and loneliness.

It's a meme you retard

This post is a good argument for why John Carter is shit

fag.

I saw Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem by myself. I told a family of Mexicans they couldn't sit next to me because the seats around me were taken. I got the whole row to myself for the whole movie. It was a magical experience, even though AVP:R sucked.

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i go to theaters just to laugh at the no-life nerds that go by themselves, i don't even watch the movies.

That's almost always the case. But I will blog about something relevant to Holla Forums
I saw The Phantom Menace in the theater. Yes, I was a good goy and bought in to all the hype and nostalgia and bullshit. I'm of the age to have seen one of the original trilogy in the theaters as a child and felt I had to go see TPM. It was mostly shit.
BUT
The pod racing scene was and still is the only memorable thing from that day. The sound was fucking incredible in that sequence. Whoever was responsible for the sound in that sequence, nailed it.

I've seen TPM once or twice again over the years and it just isn't the same.
Long story short: if a film has promising material to provide a good soundscape, then it may be worth it to go see it on the big screen.
Apologies for blog.

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good read, gave me a laugh.

just go in and watch the fucking movie you sperg, nobody cares about you, nobody has ever cared about you, why would they start now?

I don't.

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Get a projector then. Cheap to decent ones run as much as a new tv

But I watched it once on my phone and it was still pure kino.

I never understood why people feel the need to go to the movies with people. You're not talking during the movie or anything, just sitting there and observing. Sure, you might discuss the film afterwards, but you can do that anywhere. You don't even need to have seen the movie at the same screening as someone to discuss it, so what's the point?

I know it's just a meme, but I know a lot of people out there think like this.

just avoid 7pm-9pm showtimes on fri-sat-tuesday, retard. go to a matinee or a quiet evening.

What the fuck? Just go to the theater man. You don't need any "techniques" to watch a movie.

they're right. just go by yourself. no ones going to care

I work at a theater. We laugh at the virgins who show up alone behind their backs. There's always one.

If you're a NEET with no friends, go during a daytime showing.
If you can only go to night sessions, go on Mon/Tue/Wed. Never go Thursday as that's opening night every week and there will often be retards that miss their screening so settle to watch another film, AKA yours. Fri/Sat/Sun are all off the table due to the number of people.


Now, if you want to stop being an autist, just go. The only reason the "going with friends to the theatre" meme picked up was, in the early days of cinema, you would go much more often as there were no televisions, and you'd go along with a bunch of mates every weekend for a tiny amount of money. Often, you'd then go out and hit a bar or restaurant, just because you were together and having fun.
As cinemas became more niche and only showed blockbusters, not the constant D-grade films they were showing in infancy, it was a more expensive thing, so you'd only go with friends to subtly justify the cost. Again, bar/food afterwards was still the way to go, but the reason for having friends along was different.

That's why you'll almost always see a restaurant within 100m of a cinema, even in less populated areas. Also, in my experience, they're always fucking Italian restaurants with shitty pizza bases, but that may just be me.

why do you even let singles in? you should makes rules against that kind of anti-social behavior