DRUMPF BTFO

Someone call up Christopher Tolkien and tell them we need to reboot now.

Frodo - Donald Glover
Sam - Daniel Kaluuya
Merry - Ice Cube
Pippin - Kevin Hart
Gandalf - Djimon Hounsou
Bilbo - Martin Freeman
Legolas - Taye Diggs
Aragorn - Jamie Foxx
Boromir - Mahershala Ali
Gimli - Forest Whitaker
Arwen - Bella Thorne
Saruman - Christoph Waltz
Wormtongue - Trevante Rhodes
Theoden - Lawrence Fishbourne
Faramir - John Boyega
Eomer - Anythony Mackie
Galadriel - Emma Watson
Haldir - Ewan Mcgreggor
Elrond - Tyler Perry
Eowyn - Keira Knightley
Lurtz - Idris Elba
Gollum - Maisie Williams Kathy Griffin
Mouth of Sauron - Daisy Ridley
Treebeard -Whoopi Goldberg
Denethor - Denzel Washington
Tom Bombadil - Chris Tucker
Cave Troll - Kirsten Dunst
Orcs of Mordor - Kathy Griffin
Orcs of Moria - Kathy Griffin

She actually looks more cute than Daisy Ridley at this angle

Naw, Maisie was born for that role.

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Lawd o them Rangs THe Fellas o Tha Rang

What is she saying at the beginning?

somethingsomething black?
Maybe she was referring to a black actor?

source?

racist huwhite girls turn me on so much, I wish there were more of them.

Where's the thing about women who get BTFo'd by trump cut their hair off?

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No because I always skipped those episodes.

I thought she was already bald. I thought the red hair was a wig for the last 20 years.

I'm pretty sure she said
[name here] is black, and he makes himself look like a fucking nigger.

Another case proving that

i get turned on when i think how much hotter will it be when they will get BLACKED

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Huh.

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have fun

why would you make the outline white instead of blank?

She looks like a goblin!

needs a hand edit

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Jesus dude, kys

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Um sorry sweetie, but youre wrong. Also idris elba should be Aragorn.

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MAKE IT INTO KINGPIN

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Now that Kathy has shaved her head, I don't see how Trump will be able to remain in office.

The bitch went full Spears

i like it

kek likes it too

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be better if you replaced nortons head with hers

I wanted to but her hand is making it harder than it should.

>>>/reddipol/

Wait, nevermind.

don't be a bitter faggot just because this shit has seen more OC and usage by multiple parties in its first thread than calling thing what you don't like reddit with a couple extra letters.

perfect. saved.

wowah

A+

Jesus man, have some fun for once.

i want to believe

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Remember kids: sage, hide and report.

both me

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tbf an all black remake of lotr that's made like a play with that cast list wouldn't be that bad. also chris rock should be gollum

glumpf btfo

Change your "idiot accent" fam, that version of Drumpfsberging is already stale.

Nice projection there famalam.

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If only Holla Forums could come to terms that National Socialism is the only form of Socialism, maybe they wouldn't be so salty all the time.

Objectively the worst guest on the show, bar none.

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SOOOOOOOO HANDSOME!

checked

This bitch looks pretty young and beautiful for her age, she was born in 1960 so she's 57, reminds me of pic related, I wonder if she's into blood rituals too.

I'm not going to google it or anything but I'm willing to bet this cunt has no children.

Idris elba cant act he gets lurtz

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TRUMPED

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I don't understand. In what way does this have to do with Donald Drumpf? I hate him just as much as you do, but come on.

She shaved her head in solidarity for her sister, she's just virtue signaling to get her reputation back. It has nothing to do with Trump.

Oh. Well now I just feel bad. I thought it was a silly publicity thing.

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It is, just not in the way that you thought it was.

see

IDGAF what excuse she gave

Goddamn you are a mindless idiot. Don't get me wrong, I hate Kathy as much as anyone, but don't push a retarded meme that isn't based on reality just so you can feel good about yourself when you go to bed at night.

You're too stupid to get what I'm getting at. Women do not understand at an intellectual level why they pull a stunt like cutting their hair in repulsive ways. They do not think "Oh I'm so traumatized I gotta make the outside look like the inside and punish the whole world". They come up with an excuse and they do what they subconsciously feel they should do. Kathy's haircut is nothing but her reaching for the first excuse she could find. "Solidarity", my ass.

Exactly, she pulled a stunt like this to prove that she in "solidarity" with her sister. Her sister has cancer and is on chemo. Shaving your head for this is retarded, I agree. But trying to make it look like she did this because of Trump is even more retarded. Like I said before, she did it to virtue signal that she is a good person. She didn't shave her head because of Trump.

She went through an ordeal being investigated by the secret service for the very serious crime of threatening the life of the POTUS. Of course it was at least in part because of the stress induced by her investigation, which only happened because she did an anti-Trump photo op. Her sister's cancer probably played a factor too but to pretend the two things occurring in short conjunction had nothing in common is retarded.

I bungled that last sentence a little

>but to pretend the two things occurring in short conjunction had nothing to do with her shaving her head is retarded.

I'm not, dipshit. In fact, I'm literally saying that it does. I'll just repead myself for you, since you seem to have ADHD. She is virtue signalling that she is a great person after she was in a state of controversy involving the president. She shaved her head to cover up that she is an anti-social idiot. She didn't shave her head because of Trump. That is my point. Get it yet?

I don't get it, you keep shifting your goalpost and it keeps getting closer and closer to just outright admitting that I'm right, and yet you don't want to concede. You know we're anonymous here, right, pal? You don't lose anything if you just admit you're wrong.

No, it's not. You are trying to claim that this cunt shaved her head in protest of Trump. I'm saying that she shaved her head to save her own ass.

Was shaving her head a result of what she said previously against Trump? Sure.

Did she shave her head because of Trump? No.

Where did I say that? From the beginning I was talking about the psychological damage she suffered from the ordeal and you called me an idiot because you didn't (and evidently still don't) understand my point.

Now you are going to backpedal, nice tactic. I didn't call you an idiot for claiming she has psychological damage, in fact I agree with you, she is a psycho bitch. I'm simply saying, and i'll repeat it once again, that this girl shaved her head because her sister has cancer and she is trying to get good PR because she is about to go tits up. She didn't shave her head in protest or anything against Trump ← That's my point.

No, I'm not. You're putting words in my mouth that you cannot point to the source of, because what you're arguing against was never implied by literally anyone in this thread. Meanwhile, I can see that you started off asserting that this had everything to do with Cancer (and implied that it had no connection whatsoever to her ordeal)

then immediately shifted to it being about social signalling about the controversy

I do not see how this is not you shifting your goalposts. If anyone's back-peddling it's you.

Furthermore
Why? People who don't like her stunt are not going to start thinking "Oh man Kathy sure cares about her cancerous sister. That means I'm cool with her even though she did a stupid and needlessly violent photo op against a figure I like". People who support her (lefties and the media) will still think well of her. She's going to win over literally nobody.

Her sister has cancer, google it, faggot.

I didn't "shift" to this, it was my main point from the beginning.

Again, I never shifted my goalposts. The entire thing is a PR stunt, that was always my point.

So you assume that the majority of the population don't fall for shit like this? Go outside. The term "public relations" was created to deceive the public into thinking that you are a good person. That's where the term comes from. You are assuming that most people are logical and don't ever do research. You are wrong.

You're retarded, I was saying the source in this thread of me arguing that she shaved her head directly in protest of Trump.

No, in the beginning you made no concession to the possibility of her ordeal having anything to do with it.

They majority of people don't. The best thing she could do is lay low and wait until some time passes. If she dies in obscurity or even if she's somehow still remembered, people don't like to speak ill of the dead anyway, so she'll be fine.

I can't even understand what you are saying here. What is your point? Is english a second language?

Another bloated sentence with ambiguous meanings. Anything to do with what? Goddamn, this is like trying to communicate with a African child

Yeah, I agree. Except she isn't doing this. That's why we are having this discussion in real time.

English is my first language. What I'm saying, because you're obviously more dense than the heart of a star is that you're asserting that I was arguing that "she shaved her head in protest of something against Trump". At no point in this thread, outside of quoting your misinterpretation of my argument in the preceding sentence, did I make a claim even resembling that.

It's crystal clear, you're just literally a mental retard. Anything to do with her shaving her head (you know, the topic of the goddamn thread).

Let's take a look back at the past, you said:

If it wasn't solidarity what was it? It must be something other than virtue. Wait, might it be a president? A president of the united states?

You are crawling back into your cave right now. You keep using weasel tactics to try and gain the upper hand. You're either a jew or a shabbos goy

Emotional trauma caused by the ordeal I cited in my very next post.

Yeah, a retard freaks out and tries to cover her own actions, that is directly related to Donald Trump. It's funny that you are pretending to be the pro-Trump person but in the end I am ultimately the pro-Trump person.

That is directly related to the damage control she was doing in the wake of her threats against Donald Trump, which is exactly what you were later arguing here:

I don't see any way that you're being anything more than neutral towards Trump.

I'm never going to get tired of this

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As Trump himself might say - SAD!

Why's nobody ever mention how absolutely bizarre her face looks? Every time a picture of her is posted, it takes me like a full second to realize what I'm looking at because my brain just doesn't register her face as human.

CHECKED AND KEKED

The lizard people don't need their masks now jews are in full control.

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MY PRECIOUS

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