Hillary Clinton Screaming Obscenities and Throwing Objects in Election Night Meltdown

Carter White
Carter White

The mystery of Hillary Clinton, milk-carton missing on election night, appears solved.

A Tuesday of catharsis for Donald Trump voters turned into an evening of rage for Hillary Clinton. The Democratic presidential nominee, anticipating the postelection reaction of many of her supporters, began shouting profanities, banging tables, and turning objects not nailed down into projectiles.

“Sources have told The American Spectator that on Tuesday night, after Hillary realized she had lost, she went into a rage,” R. Emmett Tyrrell reports. “Secret Service officers told at least one source that she began yelling, screaming obscenities, and pounding furniture. She picked up objects and threw them at attendants and staff. She was in an uncontrollable rage.”

The appearance of campaign chairman John Podesta at Manhattan’s Javitz Center, and the dematerialization of his heretofore ubiquitous charge, perplexed in the first hours of Wednesday.

“They’re still counting votes, and every vote should count,” Podesta declared to a sad and stunned hall. “Several states are too close to call, so we’re not going to have anything more to say tonight.”

Tyrrell’s reporting indicates that Mrs. Clinton’s mental state made it impossible for her to address her supporters on election night as custom requests. So, instead, Podesta gave a rah-rah speech on a boo-hoo night to cover for the absence of the first woman president, her fireworks, and her victory speech shout-outs to the mothers of the Black Lives Matter martyrs.

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Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

Guaranteed she also shit herself in the literal way.
We did it, we memed PANTS OF SHIT into reality

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

Please Kek, let audio or video of this leak out.

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

there has to be a thread about this on the catalog already. please check it before shitting all over us

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

fuck off Hillary

Nolan Gonzalez
Nolan Gonzalez

If only she'd had a protective press pool ninja corp to observe.

Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

Source/pic? This is too good to be true.

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

Where is the video. I'm tired of "first hand accounts."

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

this

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

Hopefully at least a little shart or skidmarks

Jason Peterson
Jason Peterson

Repost
Still with no audio/video
Neck yourself

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

You know, as much as I can believe this happened based on numerous and credible reports that Hillary is just the most insufferable cunt, just once I'd like to see something on a hidden cellphone camera. Fucks sake, we live in a world where everyone is a photojournalist at the drop of the hat when it comes to dinner but nobody's been able to capture a Hillary tantrum? We recorded Saddam's hanging on a potato. I'd love to see her losing her shit on Bill and chucking a lamp at Podesta.

Leo Smith
Leo Smith

Regardless of which condition she has (I'm sure it's Kuru) stress of that level likely put her out for the night. It's one thing to be angry, but to be unable to muster enough composure to offer a 2 minute concession speech is a different matter. Either means she fainted, shit herself, or she was caught in another manic seizure.

Putting Pedo Podesta on stage instead of literally anyone else shows how desperate they were.. and on top of all of that, she was late to her own schedule concession speech the next day, meaning they were probably waiting for a cocktail of meds to kick in so she could appear normal for 15 minutes.

David Turner
David Turner

+0.02

William James
William James

GPB = votes

Kayden Roberts
Kayden Roberts

Imagine if Hollywood wasn't a pozzed hellhole and we got to see this on screen in something like Ascension: The Donald Trump Story

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

just once I'd like to see something on a hidden cellphone camera

Me too, but you're asking a hell of a lot. From the angle she'd be able to figure out who it was and then he would decide to end it all by the simple expedient of hanging himself with his hands tied behind his back. Anyone who took such a video would be signing his own death warrant.

Kayden Gutierrez
Kayden Gutierrez

b-b-but Trump is temperamentally unfit!

Owen Williams
Owen Williams

Fuck off, Hillary.

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

I don't doubt it happened at all, but my thinking is that the people surrounding her and working for her probably thought she was the real deal and was going to save us all from Trump. The room she was having a shit fit in was probably barred from having anyone except those necessary and everyone in said room probably wouldn't want to risk filming their saviour throwing a tantrum, much like many people here wouldn't want to film Trump in a compromising position.

After all, she lived in an echo-chamber - all her workers were yes-men, the MSM was giving her 98.5% odds of victory and she'd had hundreds of millions of dollars from powerful establishment interests donated into her campaign. All of a sudden, Trump takes the win, meaning she never lives out her dream of being president while simultaneously the threat of spending the rest of her days in jail becomes very real. That's not even mentioning what's going to happen to the Clinton Foundation and how her legacy is forever going to be known as the most corrupt, incompetent female politician in American history.

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

holy shit, I'd spend all the savings I have to watch a video of her meltdown

KEK, GIVE US THE VIDEO

Lucas Reed
Lucas Reed

CNN reported that everything was set up for the victory party right down to the confetti being "shaped like broken glass". Must have taken hours for the reality to sink in, and then they send out Podesta of all people, to give some phony rah-rah speech about how it ain't over till it's over. Baffling.

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

There are no recordings or videos because Hillary does not allow anyone with phones or recording equipment near her.
Reports of Hilary's rage go back decades. There's probably some truth to this.

Cooper White
Cooper White

This is was happens when you're in that echo-chamber. Anyone who opposed her or offered a different view was probably fired.
She definitely would have thrown a huge tantrum, but they're always behind closed doors. No doubt that someone would have heard it going on, or seen her leaving the building looking completely destroyed, but chances of there being video evidence of it are pretty slim.

William Price
William Price

Oh, yes please! The lulz would be off the charts.

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

If I ever make it big, I will make a redpilled movie studio in the Midwest. I'd probably recruit writers from here.

Dominic Long
Dominic Long

I'd sign up immediately to work there famb

Gabriel Peterson
Gabriel Peterson

meaning they were probably waiting for a cocktail of meds to kick in so she could appear normal for 15 minutes.
Don't forget the hypnosis treatments also take some time.

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

So are the divorce rumors true?

Parker James
Parker James

This shall come to pass

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Also, the Secret Service are too professional to do something like that, even if they hate her guts for how badly she treats them.

Andrew Campbell
Andrew Campbell

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Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

What the fuck does "shaped like broken glass" even mean? A bunch of irregular triangles with sharp points?

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

It was supposed to represent her "breaking the glass ceiling" by becoming the first woman president.

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

As if that's stopped anyone before. It's nothing without video/audio.

Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Sullivan

Now you're talking

Benjamin Johnson
Benjamin Johnson

I get that, but how do they actually go out and purchase "confetti shaped like broken glass"?

Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

Must've paid something crazy to get it cut up custom.

Joseph Mitchell
Joseph Mitchell

If I got tasked with getting that, I'd just get large clear confetti.

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

Nashville seems like the cultural HQ of the good part of America.

Jonathan Diaz
Jonathan Diaz

is that the internet explorer logo

Jack Brown
Jack Brown

Please let a video of this surface, Kek willing

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

PRAISE KEK