Because there's always somebody trying to do things the easy way.
KFC COMICS - THE COLONEL OF TWO WORLDS - THE COLONEL CORPS
Ryan Kelly
Nicholas Hill
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Benjamin Martin
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Kevin Ward
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Zachary Rogers
You better storytime the second issue, too.
I've seen way too many anons not know about this.
Henry Diaz
Colonel Sanders having a suit underneath his suit gives me hope for the world.
Benjamin Robinson
Why don't they just make good food, and stop condoning pedophilia?
Nolan Brown
CRISES ON INFINITE COLONELS
Elijah Sanders
But they do make good food!
Clearly you've been eating at those phone restaurants owned by Colonel Saunders.
Vote for best Colonel.
Only answer is Colonel Grodd.
Colton Diaz
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Brody White
This issue is infinitely better than the first one.
Caleb Bennett
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Aiden Cox
I look at Colonel Grodd and suddenly see everything I ever wanted out of a superhero comic.
Lincoln Evans
Colonel Poyo because in his world the burgers are made from human meat.
Henry Jackson
Found the cannibal.
Michael Sanders
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David Thomas
mighty fine
Hudson Brown
kfc food is shit though
generic fast food tastes better and is even cheaper
Parker Edwards
Considering the last KFC I went to had gravy pumps, yes, it's shit.
The comics, however, are god.
Daniel Garcia
Is that the fucking
Lincoln Bennett
poyo means chicken in spanish though
Nicholas Rivera
Thanks again man, that was great
Andrew Kelly
Goddamn, that was brutal.
Noah Carter
Fuck yes
Noah Bailey
explain
Grayson Diaz
Its been a long time since I've been able to enjoy a modern comic. A long long time… Good things can't happen. This must be some sort of trap. Oh wait, its product placement for a company that's become exactly like evil Colonel wanted. Still a great comic.
Does Rooster Colonel sell Kentucky Fried Humans?
Jackson Evans
A fucking Yum! shill on Holla Forums? Now I've seen everything.
Parker Rodriguez
bump
Aiden Martin
Always glad to see this storytimed.
Daniel Hughes
They have George Takai as a spokesperson or had him as a spokes person, haven't found anything saying one way or the other who said it was fine to fuck a 13 year old boy like him because the guy was hot on a Stern radio interview. This was during the time SJW's were bashing Milo for being a pedo. Latest I've heard from them is they pulled the Naked Chulupa due to it being racist somehow
Ryder Taylor
Little known fact: Harlan Sanders once worked as a prison executioner.
Hunter Long
Kentucky Fried Convicts?
Justin White
With the 11 herbs and spices, even.
Justin Hernandez
He never would tell anyone his secret to a perfect execution.
Jeremiah Nelson
This just made my night. God bless you glorious basterds.
Charles Richardson
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