Why are right wing comedians so incredibly unfunny?

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dumb shitposter

If it's not anti-capitalist, it's not left wing. This isn't a difficult concept.

Name some left wing comedians.

We just explained what made it right wing.
Don't you have any sense of argumentation?

No comedians are funny, life is funny enough user.

I don't know one single right-wing comedian tbh

Jonathan Swift tbh

Stand up commedy is about 90% absolute rubbish.

Being a leftist, of course you're gonna find "right-wing comedians" to be extra unfunny.

Lolno, and he'd be funny even if he was.

these ppl can barely grasp concepts like morality and law. I wouldn't expect much from them

Social liberals are liberals. Conservative liberals are liberals. Liberalism is right-wing. Thus, social liberalism is right-wing obviously. Fuck you and your revisionist burger language.

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nice safe space you got here

No you dip shit. Liberalism =! fascism. In fact, fascism is anti-liberal by definition. Way to completely miss the fucking point you filthy fuck.

Anyways, comedians aren't funny regardless of their politics. Comedy is something that happens on its own.

interesting coincidence with your flag - the only joe rogan thing i've ever seen was him saying "we should invade north korea and kill everybody there really evil i heard kim jong un even killed his uncle!!!!"

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Learn what liberalism is.
Learn what fascism is
Learn what socialism is

Liberals were the original leftists whereas monarchists were the original rightists. Ever since the French Revolution where liberalism became the ideological status-quo, liberalism became the right-wing. Now socialism is the left in opposition to liberalism. Liberalism has evolved greatly and diverged into multiple schools but it is right-wing with their wish to preserve the capitalist framework, private property, rights, capitalist markets etc.

The right represents the establishment while the left represents radical change and the abolition of that said system. Giving capitalism a cute pretty face (aka social liberalism) is not leftist.

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you don't have one either - you have regurgitated information from wikipedia - a notoriously biased and inaccurate website when it comes to politics - especially leftist politics

by that own content, social liberals are right-wingers since they support capitalism.
I know how you burgers don't know any political history and you political language is shit.
Social democracy is debatable though.

Dig hard enough and you will find "monarchists" ("feudalists") being "original left" as opposed to slavers.

Don't call liberals Left or "original left". It's misleading.

They literally were you fool
Ever heard of the Estates General?
Liberals were leftists but not any longer

there are some lolbertarian comedians that are pretty funny though

Just because I have that flag, doesn't mean I like the norks. That regime does need to be wiped out.

why do you have that flag then?

also - his opinions on North korea were reflective of his extremely ignorant views

the dictionary definition of left is "those professing views usually characterized by desire to reform or overthrow the established order especially in politics and usually advocating change in the name of the greater freedom or well-being of the common man."

notice the part about reform.

hate to break it to you, but no one, not even in an academic setting, considers B████ ██████ right-wing.

it's pretty meaningless to debate semantics, but surely you realize that academics do not accept your definition of leftism.

what's the point? i can come up with a definition of "leftism", you can come up with a definition of "leftism" - it gets us nowhere.

in what world does B████ ██████ exhibit "desire to reform or overthrow the estbalished order" anyway?

Because norks are pathetically funny.

You shouldn't look to comedians for your political views. I don't. I just think he's funny.

Reformists, the evolutionary socialists, are definitely leftists. They tend to be democratic socialists or market socialists, but they're in hear with us. Not every leftist is revolutionary, but I disagree with you on social democracy. Originally, it was a genuine attempt to gradually abolish capitalism and transition to socialism through reform, but it's been a while and it no longer is about that. It's about maintaining a good "balance" in society, suppressing the contradictions of capitalism for the sake of "equality" and maintaining a strong social welfare program. It sold out and no longer is what it used to be. It seek to preserve the capitalist economic framework and mop.

I don't consider it leftist.

The more right you can get from the Left would be market socialism.

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Literally satan tbh.

Go back to reddit

Bill Burrs not really a lolbertarian imo. He advocates doing things for yourself but is constantly bitching about corporate greed and even goes as far as to blame nearly every one of the worlds problems on private interests.

I listen to his podcast alot. He seems more left then anything to me.

So… Carlin was right wing?

go back to Holla Forums :^)

nigga git, you dont know shit about comics or funny, funny is funny you faggot, or it isnt. dont do this, this stinks, its pol/ish

Rogan is a libertardian/liberal, whatever, not the greatest stand up by any means but hes funny sometimes and hes actually getting decent at interviews

right wing comic, pfft, at least throw some fucking dipaolo up there you back alley tunisian knife-fighter

clearly carlin was an authoritarian nazi, how new are you?

All liberals from the social liberals to the conservative liberals are right-wing.

No, feminism is shit and does nothing.

TELL ME HOW DO I BECOME PURE LIKE YOU

Don't masturbate

If this is social democracy, then sign me up!
I might have low imagination, but tell me something better.

will that get rid of the spooks+my western liberal buji misconceptions?

Go to a social democratic country in Scandinavia. Socialists don't want to suppress the contradictions of capitalism. We want to get rid of capitalism all together.

Yes. You yanks are so fucking a historical. Ben Shapiro is a liberal. Jon Stewart is a liberal. Both are right-wingers.

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Of course, but what does that look like? Give me a non-shitty real world example.

Well it would look like…

S O C I A L I S M

Any efforts to implement this will result in being crushed by capitalist/imperialist forces who hold all the power in today's world. That's why we need an internationalist push to crush capitalism

wait what about masturbating i can masturbate to a lot of things but i draw the line at shapiro

jon stewie is irrelevant, he has been since obama, I barely know who shapiro is, none of this has to do with someone that was at least mildly paradigm breaking like carlin, and it certainly has fuck all to do with funny

Im not going to argue with a sperg how you would classify the specific ideology of a court jester, most people are a product of their environment, im just glad when a comic makes people think, about…anything really.

What do you hope to get from classifying someone like carlin as "right-wing" you dink, other than a false sense of accomplishment+ feeling superior to someone that enjoys his shit?

Im not even that big of a carlin fan, but this seems to be more about where you are on the spectrum, and what you are trying to prove

also

sinner

his speech about hanging the ceo of nestle is beautiful

he can be funny when he goes full retard bostonian, or full-on murder the bankers angryman revolution naow, hes gone kind of soft marriage took the edge off of him imo

see!

I had a hard time following you, you illiterate fuck, but ok. I'm not shaming anyone. I don't care about your comedic taste. Personally, I don't think comedians are funny, but if you think x is funny, then okay whatever. I'm not feeling very accomplished by point out that someone is a right-winger. Being a right-winger isn't an insult although I'm opposed to the liberals. I can explain to you how these guys are right-wingers if you want nigger.

so youve delved into Carlins work extensively and analyzed his weltanschauung, and now you have come to the educated, absolute conclusion that hes a "right winger"

No you havent you arrogant fucking dweeb, you are talking out of your ass and trying to make yourself look like some kind of ideological arbiter that stands above these puny mortals.

It doesnt even matter if you could "prove" you are right based on some outmoded definition of what "rightist" means, thats not what it means anymore, they are fucking western liberals, just call em that and stop being such a massive twat

also you called me a nigger, SAD

Reminder that this abortion actually happened on national TV.

youtube.com/watch?v=_1t8toPJNyE

Other user here,

Are you a pollyp?

If yes, why would a pollyp like Carlin? He literally shat on everyone, including nationalists, liberals, religions (every single one, not only muh slins), and much more.

4chan used to like Carlin until the stormniggers took a hold of the environment. Now they'd call him a cuck, for saying cracker and shitting on any kind of "race superiority".

horrible skit but considering that bill nye the boeing guy was recently on the air babbling about how climate change caused the civil war in syria…well it looks like shitty reality has caught up to the shitty skit

they are all retarded, carlin was great, everyone deserves to get shit on at some point

What I think was really the best thing about carlin was his metamorphisis, he went from really generic weatherman impersonator(?) through like a hippie phase until he reached "fuck all of you people plastic lmao"

sadly misguided children they are, how can a chinner insult the man that dropped the 7 words thats just sacriledge.

they have lost their way

Fuck off fag, /new/ was superior to Holla Forums until all the "le stormfags are ruining 4chan" fuckwits got it deleted. moot bringing it back was just the nail in the coffin where it became a work-friendly Holla Forums ("Redpill me on Azn waifus", "Why is my country better than your country?" ">Be American >get shot")

Are you okay? How is this related to my question?

You should probably head back to Holla Forums, honestly.

Carlin is thrash for highschool nihilists regardless of Holla Forums tbh.

DIRECT US TO THE TRUE PATH OF POLITICAL COMEDY, OH GREAT TEACHER OF IDEOLOGY!

"Stormfags" didn't do shit. People like you just got triggered by any racism anywhere, even the "I ironically call black people niggers" stuff

No, you faggot. Everyone loved Carlin because he didn't give a shit about offending people. Just like 4chan.

But the stormniggers couldn't accept a "white male" talking shit about their sacred fetishes.

and writting the word nigger on the internet isn't equal to racism, but in the minds of the stormcucks it is, apparently.

Haha this is the user you replied to. I never said anything about Carlin. I don't give a shit about that geyser. All I was saying was that liberals by definition are right-wingers. That's it. I don't give a shit about your lame yankee comedians.

nice "political comedy" you have there

and of course Holla Forums dickrides Carlin, some people here unironically listen to Immortal Technique ffs

I think Holla Forums hates him because he has a Black Wife.

we were talking about carlin and comics though you double triple turbonigger, so you dont even know if hes a liberal because you dont know what the fuck you are talking about but all liberals are rightists…

I would say you are putting marbles in your ass nigger

yeah this made them flip the fuck out, it was pretty funny. Honestly im more offended that he married at all, the faggot. railing against marriage was like his main bit

Everyone thinks they can get away with being a fag since patrice died, the negro kept them all in line, from the sicilian halfbreeds like anthony to micks like burr.

I think his death was the moment when comedy died, may not have been related but thats the point where everything went downhill, former "outlaw" comics are now basically snivelling liberals

he was a nihilist of sorts, especially towards the end. Not my cup of tea tbh, I never get the feeling that nihilists have actually seen the abyss, everyone that i know that has truly looked into the darkness desperately wants to believe in something

I like carlin, but hes probably not even my top5, he had very good form but Inhalt is more important to me

Ironically listening to Immortal Techniue is way worse bruh

How about you say something about Pryor, that might actually be worth something you zulu-bambata-spear-chucking-clicking-sounds makin ass nighgah

This just in:

Communists are not funny. Just look at Eastern europe. The most unfunny place on earth.

Slowpoke much?

Someone's never heard of Zizek.

no one except your cult members have.

I don't even know who the faggot in my pic is. Is this the best memes Holla Forums can muster?

Holla Forums isn't funny

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Not him, but just listen to the comedy bang bang podcast. You've been directed.

This. Many true words are spoken in jest.

Eh, I'd say more that Carlin gets it than that he gets me. I have a boner for the English language, so wordplay and puns I like, or at least done the way he did em. Some of the shit he talked about it was nice to hear somebody mention the elephant in the room or the thing people told me I was Krillcen-level crazy for talking about. Not because he was a celeb, but because he was another human being who seemed reasonable sane, learned and intelligent. Heh, I guess everybody needs an echo chamber from time to time, I think it might be one of those things that's okay in moderation, less so if one becomes a non-hacker at life if taken out of that element for a moderate period of time, or it makes one excessively shitty to be around.

jej at the pic, saved.

Humor's kinda subjective, so idk about y'all but for myself personally

Right-wing comedians

Political comedians in general

Lefty comedians/comedians whose political message I somewhat agree with

There's only so far you can go with "Lol fucking gays and commies amiright?".

Most modern comedy is political or social satire or critique, something the conservatives are not really in the market for.

The constant Holla Forums raid is fucking with my brain. I'll leave this place and go raid Holla Forums all alone for retaliation.

I have a tendency to scoff at Carlins later shit, its kinda…edgy tbh but goddamn was he a wordsmith, and he was only getting better, his later bits were meticulously crafted, and you barely notice it if you werent paying attention it…just werks

your right wing comic example sounds like that faggot crowder, barely a comic but yeah im sure its a trend. I think the correct insult for someone like him is "Pundit" wasnt he on fox and shit?. Ryan Dawson btfo him gloriously over injuns and the like, and dawsons probably the most unfunny person i know.

political comedy is really hard to do well, probably almost as hard as genuinely good political music

interestingly, us krauts actually have a vibrant culture of "kabarett" which is deeply political stand up, but more in-depth, its almost entirely leftist, old couples and shit go to watch it, real petit-buji mafs, its downright surreal.

Some of these Kabarettisten are legit socialist/commies at least as far as I can tell, these "angepasste" people go, giggle and even listen to what he is saying, and then go home to return to their petty lives

I can recommend Volker Pispers, well read and genuinely funny, routinely dismantles the americans, apparatschiks like merkel, and well…capitalism.

Theres a famous german comic as well, he kept on going right into the nazi period, the balls on that guy i forgot his name.

At his last show, there were a few gestapo guys sitting in the first row, openly, notebooks out

This guy comes on stage, does a stiff hitler salute, then turns it around palm up, grins and says

he then looks directly at the gestapo guys scribbling and says

everybody laughs, he does his set, and of course he fucking dissapears afterwards, I think he survived but he was definitely camped

I wish "kabarett" was an american thing too, i have a feeling some of em could be quite good at it, and its an effective way to explain shit without seeming like a preachy cunt if you are good at it, some of his bits particularly are relatively in-depth, minutes go by without any actual jokes, but because hes warmed people up and..flexed his brain muscles a bit you can tell they are listening

Heres a random pispers example with english subs, putting muh 9/11 in historical, mildly leftist context:

youtube.com/watch?v=SG0Ql0VfcRg

have fun buddy

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought "Ride the Tiger" sounded like gay furry porn

incestious backwards koala nigger, and slavs can be fucking hilarious(often unintentionally)

somebody has never been to eastern europe

wot Holla Forums ate a line or i am retard, I said

Eastern Europe isnt homogenous you backwards ass koala nigger

odd, that link sends me to a generic youtube front page? im assuming pispers, but thats a lot of views for him, the russians like him, i see his shit translated on newsfront and the like, puts a smile on my face, helping to improve Nemetzki-Rus relations

Anthony Cumia has awful politics but is one of the funniest motherfuckers I've seen

He's pretty much immaterially different to Milo regarding social issues. He's also pro-gun. The on;y things he likes that liberals do are gay marriage and drugs (so basically the same thing liberterians like)

The fuck are you talking about?

I like Patrice O'Neal but he's so different from most comedians that you wouldn't even recongise he was right-wing. He has a unique perspective and tells amazingly funny jokes.

That's probably the key: Unlike Joe or Crowder or whatever its not just repackaged right wing crap with a "humorous" twist.

Its why Anthony is better than Opie. Its why Bill Burr is still relevant.

Forgot the pic

He supports taxes so probably not lolbertarian

I heard him talk in a podcast one day where he is pissed off that rich fucks are avoiding paying their taxes and how it fucks over school children not getting updated books.

I'm not sooo sure about this

He was right-wing in the sense that he was scornful of most politically correct, social justice things, yes, but he's like Bill Burr: someone who is at his core class conscious and egalitarian but too fucking stupid to find the proper vehicles for those principles.

There were some O&A shows were he talks about inequality, others were he defends welfare systems (inb4 hurr not leftism yeah we get it, shut up) and even one where they were discussing human nature and someone talked about communism and he said "people fucked up communism". His debates with Ant really give me a feeling that he was the classic guy with good ideas and a good moral compass, but his that his views were blurred by the fact that the only "non-mainstream" information that got to him were conspiracy theories and all that crap.

Holla Forums is really hating every decent comedian nowadays

They hate Louis CK because he's a SJW, Patrice because he was black, BIll Burr because he has a black wife, Bill Hicks for obvious reasons, Stewart Lee because he's in favor of political correctness, etc.

Do they realise that they will be left with Steven Crowder if they go on like this?

This is why you're a dumb fucking Liberal. Zizek is the theorist version of Burr and O'Neal.

BERNIECRATS

CONVERT TO ACTUAL SOCIALISM OR

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what does Holla Forums think of lewis black?

youtube.com/watch?v=rxhyiZk4oaA

Hahaha what? I have no idea of what you're talking about and you sound legitimately retarded, even for Holla Forums's standards.

Maybe, but only if he, Bill and Anthony were better educated would they realize some of the key issues.

I agree for the most part, i wish the fat fuck hadnt basically killed himself by not taking care of his health

Patrice had keen instincts, he understood people, he understood human deception, and could quickly cut the chaff and get to the jist of things, it was downright uncanny how right he was on certain topics with basically no formal knowledge.

Your points still stand however, he was not a well-read or educated man which makes it that much sadder, I believe he could have turned into a real heavyweight given more time, age, and knowledge

I also think that he self-censored to an extent, I think he understood almost subconsciously that any socialist/communist rhetoric was a guaranteed black ball in the US, especially with the kind of asshat demographic you get with o&a(dont get me wrong o&a was some of the best talk radio at the time, despite what a bunch of unholy cunts they were)

he was just coming into form, and he was taken from us because he was kind of a fucking slob and didnt take care of himself.

Towards the end he would always add in this weird bit about how he hoped that the next che guevara was a fan of his shit, that he didnt have the balls to actually do something about the world but that he hoped he could pass on some knowledge to someone who actually did.

Allow me to end with my favorite quote of the treeky, the context was discussing alex jones. I think this underlines how shrewd he was despite no real education:

RIP patreeky, you are sorely missed by many

this greasy, eye-tye, sicilian backwater fishmonger was fucking funny sometimes, youve gotta give him that

Obligatory ANDREW DICE GAY, i love this skit because it underlines how sometimes you need to be a raging homophobe in order to point out homophobia, this applies to all things, sometimes the only way to get to someone that is entrenched is to stoop to their level, briefly, and do it honestly as well

im not even saying he did this consciously, but its still a decent example:

youtube.com/watch?v=cEFemsyWK0U

definitely, its so glaringly obvious when someone is actually..making an effort and thinking, even if they sometimes say stupid shit, as opposed to some faggot that is basically putting on a clown show, its disingenuous, its canned, people can feel it, especially tards like me that take stand-up too seriously

for me the biggest indicator of autism on the chins and elsewhere has always been someone basically having a conversation with himself

what in the fuck are you trying to say exactly, im genuinely interested

one more addendum, treek & Ant discussing "gangsta fag", hilariously unsettling for white cis s-h-i-t-lord like myself

youtube.com/watch?v=FvREbLvWVRE

Umm…

I got all your references

Also I can see from the posts here that many of you are/were O&A fans.

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Say hello to the inventor of pretty much every youtube comedy format

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Definitely in my top three or so.