Salt Thread #7: The Salt That Keeps on Salting Edition

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

previous editions:

Salt Thread #6 : Jews are scared Edition

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Salt Thread #5 : Iodized Edition

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Salt Thread #4 : Trans Meltdown Edition

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Salt Thread #3 : You can't buy a gun with Foodstamps Edition

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Salt Thread #2 : Electric Boogaloo Edition

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Salt Thread #1 : Twitter Salt : Only The Finest Edition

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yahoo.com/news/depressed-niro-backs-anti-trump-protests-102715725.html
archive.is/ncfyv
tweetsave.com/60minutes/status/797963892911575040
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egregore
twitter.com/OwensDamien/status/798319397337178112
twitter.com/racemicmixture
archive.is/7n8YS
twitter.com/BetteMidler/status/800116912118112256
twitter.com/stephenmcramer/status/800117186689761280
twitter.com/PrivateIdahoan/status/800118805611458560
disney.wikia.com/wiki/Donald_Trump
disney.wikia.com/wiki/Donald_Trump?diff=2445530&oldid=2445508
youtube.com/watch?v=hv_kH99ifFw
twitter.com/GeorgeTakei
youtube.com/watch?v=XytDUg7hWAI

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

He James Woods /ourguy/?

Grayson Thompson
Grayson Thompson

Notice all of the purple
These are Soros goons.

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

I only like Pence more and more.

Eli Long
Eli Long

Reposting this shit from previous threads.

Carson Russell
Carson Russell

'Depressed' De Niro backs anti-Trump protests

yahoo.com/news/depressed-niro-backs-anti-trump-protests-102715725.html

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

That second picture made me smile

Lucas Hall
Lucas Hall

This is his son? WOW HAHAAHAHA

look at that mongol face

Adrian Bell
Adrian Bell

kek - even though People is a shitty celebrity gossip rag they have been pretty fair to Trump from what I can recall seeing.

Brayden Sanders
Brayden Sanders

lol

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

I missed out on Trump Steaks, but I would love to see Trump Salt with a different post on every packet.

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

Someone should tell her not to worry, only the Japanese run their lamps off whale oil now.

Ethan Kelly
Ethan Kelly

this should be the first deported by Trump

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

I don't know, user, that 鯨 might be too much for even the fiercest of nip 捕鯨船

Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

Things_that_didn't_happen.tumblr
I don't speak moonrunes, user.

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

announcing that you are illegal first word of a public profile

they really aren't sending their best are they?

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

learn you some ミーム言葉、アノンさん.

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

AHAHAHA

that's an older picture from March, when everyone was sure Hillary will win, just took a look now at his profile:

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

Flipeno Faggot
You're going back then you're going in the fucking grave

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

Not salt, but all the celebratory threads are dead

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

know pinoy guy
conversations just hour long duterte shitposting sessions

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

Courtesy of Steve Oh-No.

Aiden Gray
Aiden Gray

Your time is up, fairy

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

shock me pence

Sounds like more of a fantasy than a political statement.

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

Like the holocaust: it didn't happen, but it should have.

Jonathan Rivera
Jonathan Rivera

He turned autistic "overnight" from an MMR jab. If that's true, why the fuck is De Niro so pissed off about Trump?

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

Same guy.

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

Holy shit. I didn't know it was possible to be this big of a cuckold…

Sebastian Butler
Sebastian Butler

it is

Leo Adams
Leo Adams

I've got some oc tumblr witch salt

Isaiah Wright
Isaiah Wright

Hard to believe there's even a conservative thing left in Austin.

that qt on the left

Mason Martin
Mason Martin

Nice. This is USA. Big Cities should be nuked.

Brayden Jenkins
Brayden Jenkins

The correct answer is that our meme magic is stronger than their shitty occult crap.

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

hahhaahaha they know absolutely nothing about the real magic that's in our corner

Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

this tumblr guy knows what's up

Parker Mitchell
Parker Mitchell

First it was therianthropes/otherkin
Now it's dumbass LARPing wiccans
Jesus Christ, tumblr's reliving my life at 11 years old…

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

Should we tell them?

Julian Young
Julian Young

Wiccan and occult shit all the edgy girls wanted to get into in highschool
It just boils down to drawing Stars of David a lot and probably cutting yourself if you want to get 'serious, accomplish nothing and post about it on tumblr
Meanwhile the nerds managed to combine techno-wizardry and ancient mysteries of Egypt to annoint a man with the power to ascend to the whitehouse

better be careful girlies, you're playing with the big boys now and we're going to collect your tears to season our tendies.

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

all the witches in the world thinking they have more chaos in their entirety than i do in my littler finger

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

Such low meme power.
They do not understand.

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

those protesters
I think they just arrested one of the X-men.

David Reed
David Reed

We've accomplished more in two years with keyboards than millions of witches that have been fucking around with tarot cards for thousands of years

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

Doubt it happened but still funny

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

I dont doubt it at all, old people aren't afraid to say what they think.

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

Hell with all that weak edgy shit. Real witches listen to Italo Disco.

Spirit cooking leads to nothing but a diet of hat and crow.

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

I do this with degens too.
Just to spook them.

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

mfw society has fallen so far that Christianity is now spooky to some normies
I love this timeline

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

If that happened then we now have Christians spooking non-christian occultists and degenerates.
What a glorious year.

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

They have really ruined that color.

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

Cyclops?

Nolan Morgan
Nolan Morgan

2nd pic
This reminds me of a story from uni.
first week
presentation on consent on sex
"now we're gonna show you guys a video"
laci green appears on screen
mfw this was only 2 days into uni

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

How she got to appear in that video?

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

Actual "Demonic Magic" is fucking pointless. Even an old ritual I saw that "Grants Wishes" does give results- but literally does so at the expense of enjoying whatever it was you wanted. Had to get "extreme arthritis,loss of taste, and loss of hearing" in order to get "Love of his life, Protection, and a 6 figure job."

God can literally make the best out of your life if you let him. Just sad that people try to get what they think they want, not what they actually need.

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

Following him was the best decision.

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

He was on MTV doing anti-white shows, he's always rubbed being an illegal in everyone's faces.

I hope that smug fucking gets deported publicly in the first batch, be delicious,

Aiden Scott
Aiden Scott

These are lovely. I had my worries about Pence, but I had clearly forgotten that the God-Emperor's decisions are inerrant. A great man.

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

I think they just arrested one of the X-men.
Wait, when was fagman one of the X-men?

Carter King
Carter King

I was pleasantly surprised by Pence as the fags started to lose their shit.

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

Didn't take them long to lie about the riots. How salty was that hag to not get the answer she wanted but reframe Trump's answer archive.is/ncfyv
tweetsave.com/60minutes/status/797963892911575040

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

Good. The more friction between Trump and the Jews, particularly zionist organizations like the ADL, the better. Remember, Hitler didn't start out full antisemite right away.

Grayson Perez
Grayson Perez

I think he plays it safe. If he would be smug about it, Soros will release the troops and start civil war and then media will use what Trump said against him.

Kevin Stewart
Kevin Stewart

I find it interesting how their magic seems to be based mainly on destruction. Yes they draw a little doodle or something, and they may make an incantation, but the consummation of their ritual is the destruction of something created by someone else, a candle, a bit of sage, a fucking dorito, all of this is simply being a parasite on the labor of someone else.

Our magic is different. While we draw influence from each other, the creation of a rare Pepe is fundamentally different from their incantations. We put our own energies into the creation of our memes, which are then spread and amplified by the rest of the community. Our praising of digits and shitposting is an act of creation, not destruction. Perhaps creation is in and of itself a fundamentally more powerful force than that of destruction, and that (combined with the fact that we have our own patron deity at this point) is why we win.

Ian Evans
Ian Evans

Trump is pro LGBT, he's just not pro gay marriage.
The left is pro gay marriage but they wanna let gays get gunned down by muslim terrorists, so they're not pro LGBT.

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

Here's hoping Trump knows better than to fold.

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

When can we start gassing the media? It really cannot come soon enough at this point.

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

3rd pic.
He's a 17 yo french med student. Someone send this to him and tell him he's 17, not american and his opinion does not matter. Suicide achieved.

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

All this wiccan pseudomagic bs reminds me of egregores
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egregore
Was ebola-chan kek's practice and Trump was his awakening?

Josiah King
Josiah King

I think Kek is God's son, or at least.. his pet.

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

Jennifer Lawrence
Good fucking times

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

tumblr "witches" thinking they can do anything against the protection of Kek

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

pic 2 and 5
This is a salt thread, not a rage thread.

Nathan Barnes
Nathan Barnes

literally

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence is going to be a great VP.

Nicholas Cooper
Nicholas Cooper

Light a dorito on fire

WHAT'

This is what happens when you mix MLG with autism

#360NoRitual

What's next drinking red mountain dew from a skull to please Moloch?

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

Anyone who's spoken to the press or boasted in social media of their illegal status needs to be made an example of. These people are as corrosive as any violent criminal alien.

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

Huh funny about that, user

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

mfw I already nutted but Trump won't stop Trumping

Blake Young
Blake Young

This is serious meme potential.

Kayden Gutierrez
Kayden Gutierrez

gets raped
HOW CAN YOU SAY SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT?

Connor Johnson
Connor Johnson

Wow, the resemblance is *uncanny*.

Bentley Smith
Bentley Smith

Smug_Anime_Wizards.jpeg

Justin Brooks
Justin Brooks

Next time say you don't consent.

Connor Johnson
Connor Johnson

Mike Pence is an even bigger Christian Shitlord than Trump.
WE'RE GONNA SAY "MERRY CHRISTMAS" AGAIN

Jace Ward
Jace Ward

incorrect, forcing down one perception on multiple human beings, bruteforces reality or makes those sensitive to the change, either convert or chimp out.

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

Amen, deals with the devil is an idiom for being a fucking retard.

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

liberals are children in adult bodies

Nathan King
Nathan King

dat jawline

Jayden Clark
Jayden Clark

Right pic is awesome. /fit/ represent!

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

These Hitler dubs must be checked for the protection of the God Emperor and the destruction of these parasites

Zachary Allen
Zachary Allen

I see what you did there.

Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

James Woods is a hero shitlord.

I can't find it but he tweeted the bloody unedited photo of the paris attacks with the caption being something like #REFUGEES WELCOME. He has spreading the good word for years.

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

alwaleed gets dicked down by trump
wowzer

Jordan Adams
Jordan Adams

Pic in OP looks like a CSS for the faggiest fighting game ever.

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

Anyone know the current bodycount on trannies offing themselves? I remember it was 8 not to long after the election, but we have to be doing better than that by now.

William Lee
William Lee

Anyone know the current bodycount on trannies offing themselves? I remember it was 8 not to long after the election, but we have to be doing better than that by now.

That was just completely made up bullshit imo. Never fucking happened. Just like the reports of beaners and sandniggers being accosted by alleged Trump supporters coast to coast.

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

I wonder if it's more amusing to tell them or keep them in the dark about our meme magic

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

Looks shopped.
I wonder what her sign really says…

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

holy shit, i had to Google it to confirm
turns out de niro is a fucking a black gorilla
and this is only one of his mongrel sons
what a disappointment, what a wreck.

Julian Price
Julian Price

wasting all that time trying to talk sense into a globalist
This is why you just type "lol fag" and move on.

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

What's with the weird Reddit alignment in the first pic?

Dylan Harris
Dylan Harris

Billy Bog Thornton is literally just John Oliver with a shitty wig.

Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

Pussyslayer
not keeping it as Sashay Steve
Aw.

Grayson Fisher
Grayson Fisher

Perhaps creation is in and of itself a fundamentally more powerful force than that of destruction
This.

Destruction without creation equals nothing but decay, they could never become immortal nazi wizards that way.

Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

great food
fasting
kek

We'll "corrupt" the ones with ears to hear and eyes to see to the truth; the lure of power shall bring them to our feet and then it is up to us, each individual who is initiated to be the wise Aryan teacher who provides wisdom and perspective along with knowledge as well.

MFW green pilling folk on the internet is going mainstream

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

FUCK YOU VETERANS y-you were suppose to stand for freedom.

Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

racemicmixture

This has to be fake

Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

this safe zone needs some triggering
twitter.com/OwensDamien/status/798319397337178112

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

furry, name also says racemixing.

Hopefully they all start killing themselves once Trump is president.

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

look for yourself.

twitter.com/racemicmixture

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

How does one trigger furries?

Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

WAAAAAAAAAAGH!?

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

It really is amazing how every mild concern Ive had about one of Trump's decision has been proven false. Hes a mastermind.

Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

"Cower at home spic your time is over."

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

SJW-fish in a barrel

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

Jewish bisexual

who would have thought?

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

YOUR SOUL BELONGS TO ME

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

Damn, even clint eastwoods son look perfect.

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

REMOVE MELBOURNE

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

That's silly, they DID stood for freedom.
They just defended it from you liberals.

Owen Flores
Owen Flores

Occultism worthless before the might of a small filipino birdwatching enthusiast egregore.

David Peterson
David Peterson

I used to be friends with this bitch, but she got me blocked last year or so just before Justin Trudeau got elected. A close friend of mine provided these screenshots because he too was fucking annoyed with her behavior.

Thomas Hernandez
Thomas Hernandez

De Niro's kid looks like he might be missing a few chromosomes.

Caleb Green
Caleb Green

Lel

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

ree

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

Upset libtard on faggit

"Shilldog is good for everyone!"

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

kek'd at the right pic

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

Something about Bannon..

Bannon Trump, that sounds good.

James Ward
James Ward

HOL UP

HOLD THE FUCK UP

Steve Bannon

Bannon

B Annon

/b/ user

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

holy shit

Juan Diaz
Juan Diaz

Isn't wicca basically a mix of all kinds of paganism with some ultra liberal flavour?

I bet these tumblr whales have never even read books about esoteric runes or Seidr or something like that . No wonder their petty satanism doesn't work

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

yep wicca is communist sjw morbidly obese wannabe witches, DOTR is for them as well (that is, if ropes strong enough can be procured)

David Reyes
David Reyes

first row
Cuck-a-doodle-doo, AIDSabertooth, NeggedbyPUA Triggered Warhead
second row
Trailer Park Psylocke, Spahn Ranch Cyclops, She-Beast

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

Kek, just thought about the exact same thing half an hour ago.

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

semi-salt

Have you noticed how all of a sudden they like Biden?

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

Not really salty, but here's a list of trending definitions on Merriam Webster

Adam Edwards
Adam Edwards

Human
Rights
Campaign

Surely a coincidence that Hillary was called HRC by the media

Kevin Torres
Kevin Torres

PLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS NOW

Michael Wilson
Michael Wilson

You mean this one? It's from James Woods?
Damn I love that shitlord even more now fams

Nolan Edwards
Nolan Edwards

Gibson and Woods need to do a collab project.

Joseph Cruz
Joseph Cruz

Checked for Kek

Evan Gutierrez
Evan Gutierrez

Was that the best picture they had of her?

Mason Moore
Mason Moore

You obviously can write in English.
/weeb/index.html
/a/index.html
/degenerates/

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

check'd and kek'd

Charles Young
Charles Young

Wicca stands for White Isolated Chubby Chick Association.
even the funder who made it knew he was a hack but jewed out the new age types anyway because who doesn't?

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

This tbh. Some shitty fake magic won't cut it against a resurrected Egyptian god.

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

leonard cohen is dead? shit anons, he was my guilty kosher pleasure. should have been a poet rather than a songwriter.

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

What's with the love of him around here? Is it because True Detective?

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

My president would be ASHAMED of me if I rode that numb cunt.

Too bad Terry was so fucking cucked at the end. The mental image of Granny Weatherwax kicking faggots out of Lancre is highly satisfying.

Should we tell them?

Let's keep it a surprise, for now.

You have to go back, you filthy burrito-inhaler.

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

i've never come across any other who liked him, but I think it's because he's a damn good songwriter and lyricist. or was, now that i think of it.

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

New meme?

APE IN HEELS

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

Lost it on skeptical dave

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

I use kosher salt in cooking a lot to be honest
Is it just another one of those things that kikes rebranded because they've never made anything good on their own?

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

Who pulls the strings behind this shadowy cabal of shitposters? Is the alt right a kind of umbrella organization, or does Russia control everything with their hackers?

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

looking over those mug shots almost brought me to tears. Some of these women would have been normal. Jesus.
It's like watching a movie where the bad guy wins and he's able to brainwash all the masses and they turn into these ugly creatures. Imagine seeing your wife or gf and suddenly shes transformed into one of these things, half brain dead, dyed hair, stupid piercings, etc. What a nightmare.
Those poor girls. I wanna go get them or something. They never asked for this.

Adrian Long
Adrian Long

How the fuck is salt kosher or not?
it's fucking salt nigger.

Jayden Miller
Jayden Miller

Technically it's koshering salt, used on meat to make it kosher. IDK the Jews have some weird dietary restricitons, like the animal must be completely reained of all fluids for a certain number of days making pretty much all of their food either processed sausages, fish or dry as fuck beef/chicken/lamb.

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

They refuse to face basic truths that make you laugh, so they can't into magic.

Jeremiah Butler
Jeremiah Butler

Im such a pervert and have done things like this, I'd actually feel her tits or make her feel muh dick

Ive been accused of rape by a couple women. Also, the same ones including my current gf get off on rape fantasies.
I've even felt up married women in front of their husbands. I've fucked married women.
One girl told me she was a feminist and I went along with it until I fucked her, then got away from her and blamed it on that she did coke.
I'm drunk also.
Some women dont understand what they are doing. I should just move to commiefornia and I could just fuck feminist every day.

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

Every single one of them is a disappointment to their families one way or another

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

saved. looks a lot like one of my exes. Got any more of that? Even the same tit size

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

This picture is filled with so much privilege, I can't even

Literally shaking smh

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

You fags ought to be purged with the rest of them.

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

This.

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

Just noticed that the verge logo looks mysteriously like the comet ping pong one

???

Aiden Green
Aiden Green

I don't understand this style, where your awful boobs sag over your dress and you shave your head. Is it caused by communism?

Leo Rogers
Leo Rogers

No. Obesity. The communism is coincidental.

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

you need me. Do you think the meme war and real war for 1488 style governance is going to happen with KV catgirl posters?
Some people on this board are actually involved in politics. I'm on a city council. YOU are the degenerate if you do nothing but masturbate to anime and post vidya game video responses. Get your shit together. You need me….actually I don't need you at all, so need for a cliche. Just grow up and contact your local republican party representative and tell them you are a regular republicuk and totally not a nazi at all. Get a seat in your local government. Yes, sometimes it's that easy.

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

Do you think the meme war and real war for 1488 style governance is going to happen with KV catgirl posters?
We managed to get Trump elected. What would we lose in some city council faggot who forsakes the sanctity of marriage?

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

his homeboys are never going to let him ever live this down

Jordan Turner
Jordan Turner

i fucking hate my generation

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

Holly is kinda hot. Wonder what's wrong with her, maybe a screechy voice or annoying laughter.

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

i've never touched a pussy
you
Keep posting the best anime tiddies

You think I didnt have a hand in praising kek and memeing the GOD EMPEROR?
Just pretend im offended by anime or something and send me anime tits.

Caleb Wright
Caleb Wright

Why you think she needs communism? That's the only way she could lose weight.

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

i've never touched a pussy
Nigger that's saying a lot to me coming from a guy who can't respect another man's marriage and keep his hands to himself.

John Brooks
John Brooks

also, I wanted to say that you are jewish. You have open contact with people in government and you waste it on anime posting and being angry. Wow. Great job. I'm super afraid of you surpassing me and becoming a mayor or a senator. Wow. You're really enlightened.

I can see why this board is an easy target for trolling. The posters here are weak.

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

I'm on a city council
What do you want, a blowjob and a pat on the head?

Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

What do you do?

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

When was the last time you touched a pussy? Be honest.

Noah Ross
Noah Ross

wanna cookie for shitposting?

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

this
you're good too, but you're just the autistic storm trooper

Kevin Harris
Kevin Harris

we need someone who openly flaunts western morals
k

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

Where the fuck did you get that I was angry? All we did was call you a degenerate. Why are you so assblasted?

Alright, I never did, but I don't even come to this board often. I just browse for news and shit. I'm not mad that you got laid often, in fact I wouldn't have cared. I just called you a degen because of how much you're desperate to get your dick wet or something. You're the one that got assblasted for it and started shitting up this thread.

William Baker
William Baker

You sound like a lolcow.

Alexander Barnes
Alexander Barnes

thank you
Show me what you are doing to uplift women

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

virgins detected. stop posting, go out fucking. wish there was some way to put your cocks in a device that would not let you access this board if you are a virgin

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I've built up a tolerance to salt and it's not getting me off like it used to. We're going to have to do something to get higher concentrations of salt.

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

milk me. Would you like to know my address?

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

You don't want me to go mess up the gene pool, right?

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

You're acting like a gigantic faggot "councilman".
If you're so great, maybe act like it, yea?

Nathan Allen
Nathan Allen

enough with the offtopic, do whatever you want, just don't shit up threads with your virgin triggerings.

Luis Torres
Luis Torres

Yes, with a time stamp, schedule for the next month, mothers maiden name and your social security number. That's the only way we can verify you.

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

omg trump said he wont accept the election results that's antidemocratic and triggering!!!
OMG I DON'T ACCEPT THE ELECTION RESULTS SOMEONE STOP THAT MAN

Benjamin Green
Benjamin Green

That you mention that makes me feel strange. I wasn't expecting this response. What city do you live in?
How are you right now, really?

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

He's drunk on an imageboard at 5am bragging about his sexual conquests. This is his peak.

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

So in other words, nothing. ok

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

I'm a fat neet that lives in Texas, there's nothing that I should be proud of. Also, thanks for having an understanding. Well you seem to with this post.

Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris

You're half right. This is when I feel the most alert. Yes, i'm on a city council. (thought you guys would like that but guess not)
but I still have to sleep in a bit

Noah Carter
Noah Carter

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. Stop the offtopic.

Go to sleep.

Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

well whoop-de-fucking-do, you're on a city council.
Would you like a pat on the head for that, faggot?

Parker Watson
Parker Watson

I live in Texas also. What town?
You are a homosexual
and so are you, wow.
I'm all for the sexual liberation of homosexuals. WHY SHOULD YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVE IN THE DARK?

I mean, if I had it my way, you people would already be married, ok? heheh :) ok? You know what I'm saying?

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

Councilman, you should probably just go to bed now.

Caleb Torres
Caleb Torres

I live in Texas also. What town?
shit. I'm just gonna say Tarrant County.

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

Good for you. This isn't the place to get compliments on things we can't verify.

I'm actually Donald Trump, just doing some early morning market research. Sleeping around is overrated.

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

Such a good guy btw. This guy is like, whooo weee! He's a great guy. Wow.

Jose Allen
Jose Allen

Who needs liberal tears when you have local embarrassments like this.

Henry Smith
Henry Smith

I'm sorry.

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

So am I!
get out of the "affordable side of the metroplex" and move away. Texas is shit. It's full of niggers and mexicans. Get out if at all possible and escape to non nigger strongholds like Montana or the Pacific north west

Easton White
Easton White

could be worse

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

Pacific north west
Libtard Hipster Central

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

It isn't. I half hate to say it, but fucking women is a huge part of my life.

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

dont do this. Stop it

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

It's the fucking Pacific North West, how am I supposed to react? Fucking Seattle and Portland.

Chase King
Chase King

What void are you trying to fill?
Still getting over that messy divorce?

Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

I'm Donald Trump. You really think you know the answer better than me?

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

never married. Go project and be angry if youd like somewhere else

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

fort worth councilman
never married
white male, age 35-45
That narrows it down, don't it?

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

try harder being funny. You aren't funny, witty, or original. You're lame and boring.

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

Who said I live in tarrant county? Try harder you actual retard.
Do you actually think id put myself out here? Texas. That's all you have. Wow you people are next level retarded. Wanna assume what town im in again?

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

If you were smarter you would see the obvious point.

Brandon Gutierrez
Brandon Gutierrez

point it out to me. What "answer?" answer to what exactly? You are a fucking retard. What?
You're stupid comment was uncalled for and made zero sense. Kill yourself.

Hunter Perez
Hunter Perez

Look man, I'm trying to help you here.
You need to chill the fuck out.

Asher Myers
Asher Myers

Eat shit. I don't want your "help".

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

If I can figure out who you are, just from this thread, what then of our enemies? You know, the ones that want us dead? For the love of god man, please use your head for something other than a hat rack.

Jeremiah Garcia
Jeremiah Garcia

seriously consider killing yourself.

Xavier Harris
Xavier Harris

I think you should kill yourself and I'm being paid a quarter of a sheckel every time you get mad. I hate every single one of you, and you make me miserable coming to this board for this many years.
Even after four or more years, you still will not do anything or talk to another person worthwhile. If things get to real, you can just say "go here"
You people NEVER get friends in real life to do anything.

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

Let the record show that I tried to help.
Good luck and good day to you sir.

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

just because that user is a faggot, doesn't mean everyone who isn't posting is, just chillax amigo
good day sir
juden fedora confirmed

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

m8s I had this realization just now and I hope I'm not giving alphabets any ideas but what if they use this public outcry from the lefties for the execution of Trump to assassinate him without having to suffer the consequences? We here know that it wouldn't work like that but if these people are really desperate, who knows…

Brayden King
Brayden King

Who pulls the strings behind this shadowy cabal of shitposters? Is the alt right a kind of umbrella organization, or does Russia control everything with their hackers?

It's obviously the 8 goddesses. S.Korean spinzone here…fuck…we're all FUCKED!

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

history is nazi oy gevalt I can't even!!!

Tyler Morris
Tyler Morris

Apparently you can purchase an army of Russian shitposters now

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

да, сука

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

Christian

He's an (((Evangelist)))

Leo Sanders
Leo Sanders

Wicca is liberal "pacifist" neo-paganism that mixes angels, demons and gods.
The symptoms of a Wiccan are astral faggotry and hate of white, nationalistic paganism.

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

we need degenerate sociopaths
Sociopaths welcome but only ones that get off on morality and purging

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

They're probably also Superwholock fans

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

what? and are you a (((Catholic)))?

Parker Roberts
Parker Roberts

I guess this is supposed to be an insult.

Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

Regardless of being partisan, that is funny as fuck.

Jackson Adams
Jackson Adams

holy fucking kek

Brody Lopez
Brody Lopez

how perfect can one webm be

Jose Rogers
Jose Rogers

She'd make a fine breeder to save the white race.

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

Blob weighs in on the election.

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

Niggers pls go

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

Yea, first shitlib comment that's been moderately funny I've seen in awhile. Looks like his black humor was able to outweigh the lefty smug this time.

Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

God what a big salt mine.

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

Pterrian witches basically practice meme magick, come to think of it.

Nathaniel Kelly
Nathaniel Kelly

racism, sexism, homophobia, misogyny

I've been noticing this a lot recently. Even before the election.

They've noticed that their words are no longer effective in isolation, so they have to pile them on top of each other. Rhetorical hyperinflation.

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

Is that guy a gay muslim? Shouldn't he be killed for that or something?

Carson Price
Carson Price

Hope this entire pizzagate shit turns out to be true and hillary goes to jail for it. Wonder if those celebrities will still claim that she should have won.

Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

The American flag is upside down

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

So anyone gay in Mississippi is gonna have to move, or see there marriage dissolved
or see there marriage dissolved
OH GOD.. THE HORROR!!

Isaac Sanders
Isaac Sanders

Pence should've been president tbh.

t. Indiana

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

Someone with a tumblr send the guy from second pic some Pepes.

Nathaniel Edwards
Nathaniel Edwards

Dyke wiccans thinking they can out sorcery Aryan chaos wizards

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

I forgot how bad the line reading was in this.

Christian Robinson
Christian Robinson

Meme Makers of Misogyny

God damn, but that has a ring to it!

Lucas Phillips
Lucas Phillips

Some people on this board are actually involved in politics. I'm on a city council. YOU are the degenerate if you do nothing but masturbate to anime and post vidya game video responses
Your tiny city council shit is fucking meaningless compared to what Holla Forums has accomplished. You're nothing and we don't need you at all.

Of course I don't even know why you're saying that but that sperm picture made me sick

Liam Garcia
Liam Garcia

weighs in
:^)

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

LMAO

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

Young Turks election night epic meltdown
threatens to murder the DNC

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

What a fucking loser! He talks about Trump like he's Hitler 2.0! Like he's gonna round up people and put them into camps! He's not gonna do any of that! He can't do any of that! These fucking SJWs are a bunch of over reacting pussies!

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

Notice how most of them are white?

Alexander Taylor
Alexander Taylor

Words cannot express how annoyed I am that nobody had made an mp4 w/audio of smug alex drinking champagne

Charles James
Charles James

Goodboy
Should have been Cave Jew

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

The difference is mostly in coarsnes, kosher salt is flaky and coarse so its better for seasoning meat (iirc its called kosher becouse it was used to remove blood from the meat,, or some oter kike shit), anyway, it absorbs into raw meat a lot easier than standard sea salt becouse of its geometry, nothing else.

Jordan Davis
Jordan Davis

Sounds like my standard friday m8, drunk shitposting is the best shitposting.

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

Guy on bottom left

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

mfw they'll all gang up on him someday

Oliver Watson
Oliver Watson

Aspiring attention whore nigger vlogger gives woke response to racist white trump supporter …. earlier today while at the grocery store

this event totally happened

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

noice

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

I'll give you Washington but most of Oregon is red and too rough for libs and nigs to survive.

Lucas Russell
Lucas Russell

Holla Forums needs degenerates who use their political standing to further personal agendas and ignore the "servant" part in the phrase "public servant."
Hah. No.

Logan Reed
Logan Reed

Hours of salt and disbelief. Some full length broadcasts of election night from ABC, BBC, PBS, ITV, CBS, Fox and RT America. CNN only has a partial broadcast after it was called for Trump. MSNBC was too embarrassed by their own unrelenting faggotry to have much of anything up.

Presidential Election 2016 LIVE | ABC News FULL BROADCAST
youtube.com/watch?v=-TTiDlK4vS8

Election Night 2016 CBS News Coverage
youtube.com/watch?v=Ktx8YfHkWU0

BBC: US Presidential Election 2016 - Part 1
youtube.com/watch?v=7VKuY0JCmiI

BBC: US Presidential Election 2016 - Part 2
hyoutube.com/watch?v=WpO6NDKuSJ0

BBC: US Presidential Election 2016 - Part 3
youtube.com/watch?v=ycgYfk_haQ4

ITV: US Presidential Election 2016 (Part 1)
youtube.com/watch?v=xgLFBYEH3ho

ITV: US Presidential Election 2016 (Part 2)
youtube.com/watch?v=MP6tPKmpSQQ

ITV: US Presidential Election 2016 (Part 3)
youtube.com/watch?v=8kd0GdNoRyw

Full PBS NewsHour Election Day Coverage 2016
youtube.com/watch?v=lL-gicgoCAY

ELECTION NIGHT 2016 Full Coverage 1/4 - Fox News
youtube.com/watch?v=O9l8cZ1hEWY

ELECTION NIGHT 2016 Full Coverage 2/4 - Fox News
youtube.com/watch?v=LovXZN96A38

ELECTION NIGHT 2016 Full Coverage 3/4 - Fox News
youtube.com/watch?v=s0tWQ4W8bl8

ELECTION NIGHT 2016 Full Coverage 4/4 - Fox News
youtube.com/watch?v=mSbMffI1Djs

Donald Trump Elected President - CNN New Day | 9 November 2016
youtube.com/watch?v=YZCXCwdNEME

(RT America) LIVE: US Election Day Special Coverage
youtube.com/watch?v=Ac1OMkYVL6Y

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

KEK
of al the bullshit against trump MSM pulled, the drumpf thing was the most retarded

Jaxson Collins
Jaxson Collins

#NotMyGodEmperor

archive.is/7n8YS

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

twitter.com/BetteMidler/status/800116912118112256

Bette Midler is doing some baiting and her followers are triggered as fuck about Trump defending Pence about Hamilton. Now to defend their shit viewpoints, they're claiming Trump and Pence endorse child rape and that they've killed countless fags.

twitter.com/stephenmcramer/status/800117186689761280

lol at "you elected a bigot/maniac!".

Also Obama was innocent and it was actually the alt-right building up the debt apparently according to this:

twitter.com/PrivateIdahoan/status/800118805611458560

Nathan Lewis
Nathan Lewis

Disneyfags btfo

disney.wikia.com/wiki/Donald_Trump

disney.wikia.com/wiki/Donald_Trump?diff=2445530&oldid=2445508
Okay, who's the supporter of this abomination of mankind to say that?

Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

earlord

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

DELETE THIS

Evan Long
Evan Long

lel

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

No.8303204
The revision was on October 20th, i.e. an early prediction. Now, since he has actually won, change it back. They can't undo it, after all, it's fact.

Luke Watson
Luke Watson

reminder that "k" is a goon/SRS response meme

Logan Campbell
Logan Campbell

toughen up, buttercup

Charles White
Charles White

cnns faggotry when elites decided to pull the "stock markets crashing" card

Lincoln Cook
Lincoln Cook

tranny suicide
Given what we're seeing in another tread, they offed themselves for nothing. Typical mental instability. Didn't take much to push them over.

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

Truly, this is a masterful discovery

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

that dab
Aye, this webm is 100% gold

Isaac Adams
Isaac Adams

if Trump turns out to be bad, I want you to apologize
instead of actually pushing him to show where Trump incites hate
That was gay as fuck.

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

But Pence is Race Bannon too. We're gonna have two Bannon's in the white house.

Eli Anderson
Eli Anderson

We are boycotting Starfucks (Pepsi) and their SJW employees get fired. So salty.

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

youtube.com/watch?v=hv_kH99ifFw

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

TOP KEK

Alexander Wright
Alexander Wright

Implying they can defeat us and kek with there faggy little tarot cards.

WEW LAD!
W
E
W

L
A
D

Ayden Peterson
Ayden Peterson

be a ghost or spirit or whatever
constantly summoned by faggy nu-males and std ridden whores
they disturbed the sleep of the dead for their faggy feels
"sure whatever kid"
haunt illegal spics instead

Adam Green
Adam Green

That appeared to be a hoax although I don't understand why she did it. She lives in Toronto

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

Im playing with the thought of making a tumblr where I roleplay as a wizard of KEK and trigger them with my talks about secret fascist male only cults that not only foil their jinxes but activly feed on them as hate and butturt nourishes KEK.

Justin Smith
Justin Smith

I don't hate Trump.
Trump is the biggest idiot around!
Top kek. That man-child looked like he was holding back tears the entire time. Especially when his voice cracked at the end.

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

If Ebola-chan was anything to go by, I think Holla Forums has what it takes to make this salt mining operation a success.

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

A fun thought to dick around with. The long dead citizens of America that agree with are far more numerous than the long dead citizens of America who want their country destroyed.

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

I think this azn faggot is supplying enough salt for all of us.
twitter.com/GeorgeTakei

I wonder what pointless argument would've come out of his mouth if Hillary hadn't won the popular vote?

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

youtube.com/watch?v=XytDUg7hWAI

Christian Cruz
Christian Cruz

yep wicca is communist sjw morbidly obese wannabe witches, DOTR is for them as well (that is, if ropes strong enough can be procured)
Christmas lights strengthened with piano wire? That way we can be festive with their deaths.

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

I once met a wiccan ages ago. She called me a racist because I asked if that was the same as being a witch.

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

Sauce please?

Aiden Scott
Aiden Scott

Wasn't the Witcher pro-degeneracy as fuck though?

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

200.00% ERECT

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

He knew he'd never be anything more than a mediocre white man so instead he decided to drop down into the slow class and become the world's greatest nigger.

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

does anyone have the buzzfeed video with the arab slim shady and chinese goblin faggot crying?

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

More salt

Ryder Brown
Ryder Brown

Fucking pebbles